After all the people left to escort, Elder Lyman seemed very excited and quickly started the relocation operation. However, this was not an easy task. Although these elves and civilians did not have too many things in their homes, the elves always valued feelings and nostalgia. I looked at it from the left and wanted to take it away, and from the right I also wanted to take it away. I couldn't bear to leave any of it. I guess if they could, they would definitely tear down their own house and take it away. ()
In this way, even under the strong supervision of Elder Leman, it took two days to prepare everything. Early on the third day, the entire square was filled with large and small bags of daily necessities. These travelers would Putting it into the inventory of our adventurers, it seems a bit reluctant to put the relocation items of more than 3,000 civilians into the inventory of 200 adventurers. Not to mention that we still have our own things, even if it is empty, it is difficult to completely stuff it in. , so it can only be streamlined.
Well, the wooden table was rejected...the chairs were rejected...and the potted plants were rejected. Grandpa, I said you really demolished the house! turn down! ! Why……
After finally packing everything up, more than 3,000 people were getting ready to go. However, the Elf Druid sent out to investigate received bad news. There was actually another army of dwarves led by the Dark Wanderer appearing not far ahead. In the forest, depending on the direction they are heading, there is a high chance that they will find the village where we are now.
what to do? Although it is possible to avoid them if we leave immediately, we are not afraid of ten thousand, just in case. If we accidentally encounter them outside, without the help of any defensive buildings, 200 adventurers want to escape from thousands of dwarfs. It is simply impossible to protect more than 3,000 civilians.
After thinking about it, instead of letting such an uncertain factor hang around, it would be better to take the initiative. The idea of luring the dwarf army over and killing them with the help of the village's defenses was quickly recognized by everyone. As for who to send as bait, Elder Lyman meant to let the elf archers go. Not only would they attack nearby The forest environment is very familiar, the speed is fast, and the dodge rate is high. It's really the perfect choice to attract monsters.
Obviously, this is a good suggestion. At least I am happy to agree with it with both hands and feet, but the adventurers on the alliance side are not happy. Our Amazon is not inferior to your magic archers, and you have taken advantage of being familiar with the environment. As the saying goes, it is up to us to send people to attract monsters.
Khan, guests do as they please? What kind of excuse are you talking about? You can go with whoever you love. What's so hard about this thankless job? Are you still a child? The stage of secondary school syndrome hasn't passed yet?
The most speechless thing is to see the adventurers from the Alliance looking so competitive. The elves, who have always preferred peace and not fighting with others, seemed to have been infected with the secondary disease. More than 120 elves and more than 70 alliance adventurers were separated on both sides. They quoted from other sources and said that they were very good at it, but no one could convince anyone. , a few barbarians rolled up their sleeves to reveal their biceps, which were as big as hills, and looked at the petite elves triumphantly. Hey, do you think attracting monsters is a bodybuilding competition?
All right. Noise, noisy, no one is going, just bet on the 40 chance, and wait for the dwarf to come to your door, there are this bunch of living treasures. ^^^^It seems like we can’t leave today. I yawned and pulled a recliner from behind me. I lay down under the dappled sunshine hitting the treetops, watching the chatter on both sides and entered the movie-watching mode - at this time, I wish I had a pair of sunglasses and a sun umbrella to decorate. It's even more perfect.
In a daze, the noisy voices suddenly stopped. Has the result of the discussion been reached? I half-opened one eye and looked at the opposite side, and suddenly realized that something was wrong with the atmosphere. Well, I said, why are you staring at me?
I know, you must be looking at the tree behind me. You must think that the tree I chose to enjoy the shade is very good. Since you can see it enough, I will move out of the way, so I hold the lounge chair and move Target, come to another tree...
grumble----
More than two hundred eyes followed the movement.
I said, excuse me, why do you follow me and take a good look at that tree just now? Look at its melancholy trunk and mournful roots, just like fireflies in the dark, so bright and outstanding, is it possible? Don’t you feel moved when you see such an outstanding tree? Don't you want to rub your butt on it and pee?
"Um, what's the matter? Why are you looking at me all the time? Have you concluded the consultation? I wiped the cold water on my forehead. I feel like a naked beauty being stared at by two hundred perverts, all over my body. Nowhere is comfortable up or down.
"Lord Fan, we have already discussed the outcome."
Kurt and Marcos looked at each other like Villain B behind the scenes, their smiles full of conspiracy.
"Now that we've discussed it, let's start executing it. I'll go back to the house first and take out the diners so that the dwarfs know why the flowers are so red."
Da Yi said this solemnly, I turned around and was about to leave. After walking a few steps, a big hand behind me patted my shoulder and immediately fixed my body. When I turned around, I saw Kurt's square smiling face. magnified in my eyes.
"Sir, aren't the weapons in your inventory? Let's not talk about it for now. After mutual decision-making, we still feel that the great and arduous task of attracting monsters is most suitable for a master like you, sir."
As expected, is this the fate of the protagonist? But why would the elves agree? I looked over there inadvertently and found that the little girl from yesterday and a few days ago was standing next to the elven warriors. She also happened to look over at me. Her eyes seemed to say, "Looking at the escort." For the sake of us elves, let you humans take the spotlight this time.
No, I don’t want you to return a favor in this way, and I don’t think you are returning a favor to me. Don’t feel good about yourself, you damn girl, why should I be pushed into the fire pit by you returning a favor?
"Those guys with long ears said that as long as you are willing to go, you will give us the task. This is a good opportunity to establish your authority in front of them. Don't miss it. You don't want to be underestimated by these guys. Sir!! "
More than seventy adventurers showed pleading expressions. ^^^^
"Okay... okay, I'll just go. Don't look at me like that. It's disgusting, you bastard."
Why am I the one taking care of these chuunibyou guys? Am I easy?
"Okay, Xiaoxue, let's go."
At the entrance of the village, I stepped onto the majestic Xiaoxue, with four giant mutated ghost wolves lined up behind me. Exuding the momentum of thousands of troops, the adventurers looked at the shocked expressions of the elf warriors with satisfaction, feeling as if they had taken a bite of ice-cold watermelon on a hot summer day.
"etc."
Just as I was about to set off, Phoenix on the side suddenly spoke. Amid everyone's puzzled gazes, he cast a strange look on me, coughed a few times, and kept winking at other adventurers behind the elf's back.
"Ahem, I think the druid who was in charge of reconnaissance just now would be better off sending a crow to guide Wu Fan."
"I don't think it's necessary."
The elf warriors looked at each other, and the druid stood up, shook his head, pointed in one direction and said.
"The dwarf's team is less than ten miles away from here. Ordinary people can find it very quickly."
This guy is just not an "ordinary person", Phoenix wiped his sweat. But he would never tell the fact that someone is a road idiot in front of these elves. Wouldn't that be shooting himself in the foot?
"That's right, let alone less than ten miles away. If I think about it, I won't get lost even if it's hundreds of miles away. Don't worry, even Master Akara said that my seventh sense is second only to hers. The super ability of predicting power."
I looked at Phoenix with dissatisfaction, patted my chest and said. In order to make everyone believe it, he also told a small lie, but this is not a lie. It is more appropriate to describe it as a "fact that did not happen".
Who are you lying to? You idiot! ! ! !
At this time, Team Kut seemed to remember the scene when they met someone a few days ago. They all reacted. I shouted crazily in my heart.
"Brother, of course we know you won't get lost. These are completely different things. Think about it. With your current status, no matter what, someone has to clear the way for you. This is style, style!!"
Phoenix came over and whispered softly, and from an angle that I didn't see, more than seventy adventurers gave him a thumbs up.
It turns out that this is the case, so there is nothing we can do about it, although we don’t really like this tone.
Finally, I reluctantly agreed with Phoenix's opinion and disappeared into the forest under the leadership of the crow released by the Elf Druid. The adventurers behind me wiped away cold sweats after seeing me disappear.
"Phoenix, I don't know why, but I always feel like something is wrong."
After I left, more than two hundred soldiers lined up on the wooden walls of the village, sharpening their swords and waiting for the arrival of the dwarf army. Kurt wiped his two weapons like he was treating his lover, and suddenly raised his head, Looking confusedly at the place where I disappeared. *****
"Oh, what's wrong?"
Standing next to Kurt, Phoenix held the staff in both hands and sat down with the shield as a cushion. He responded casually while checking the equipment on his body.
"I can't explain it. Anyway, I just have a very strange feeling, as if something has been ignored, but I just can't remember it." Kurt said, scratching his bare head.
"Really? It can't be some dangerous premonition."
Phoenix stopped and looked at Kurt seriously. The adventurer's sixth sense is much more sensitive than ordinary people. If Kurt senses any dangerous information, he must pay close attention.
"No, I don't feel dangerous. I just feel weird. I don't know how to describe it. I always feel like I've overlooked something important." Kurt shook his head.
"As long as it's not a premonition of danger, let's talk about the rest after the battle is over." Upon hearing this, Phoenix breathed a sigh of relief and concentrated on checking his equipment again.
"That's right." With a straight face, Kurt pushed away all the distracting thoughts in his mind and stared at the forest opposite. His big copper bell eyes gradually began to glow with a cold and bloodthirsty fighting spirit.
In fact, what Kurt can't describe psychologically is a feeling similar to "a meat bun beating a dog". No, maybe the other way around is more appropriate. It should be like a dog beating a meat bun! !
At this time, I didn’t know that I had been distracted by Kurt’s strange radio waves. I was riding Xiaoxue and following the druid’s crow. My figure was like a ghost, silently shuttling between trees, without any speed at all. Inferior to the crows who have air superiority.
For us adventurers, ten miles is just a moment. After a while, the crow stopped in a clearing. Looking into the dense forest in front of me, I didn't need to be reminded to know that the movements of thousands of dwarfs could not catch the ears of the druid. After the crow flies away. I stayed there and thought about how I could attract them out in one go. Looking at the airtight jungle in front of me, it was obvious that this environment was specially designed for dwarfs. Even if a ghost wolf got in, it would be difficult for them to move. Being beaten to the point of blindness, as the old saying goes, there is no way to enter the woods.
But then, with a hint of insidious danger at the corner of my mouth, I took out the necklace from my neck and shook it. I shook out a golden unknown object in a daze and fell to the ground. Its sleepy eyes were full of confusion. Before it could react, I grabbed its rabbit ears and lifted it up.
Wow kaka----, it seems there is an old saying, which is to lure the snake out of its hole.
"Ga oh ga oh----"
The dead dog that I had inexplicably carried in the air was extremely angry and gesticulated with all its four short plush legs at me, as if I would kill you if you don't put it down. \\\\\\Even if you let go, I will still kill the 8.5 clan's momentum.
Ignoring the dead dog's struggle, I blessed it with a priest's second-level skill, Light Shield, and then easily rolled its body into a ball of golden marshmallow. After a few gestures, I found the feel. Make a posture like a baseball player throwing a ball. Then he threw it hard towards the jungle.
Wu's secret skill——throwing full-screen taunt.
Don't worry, after countless tests by the little mermaid. This kind of throwing skill is just a drop of rain for a dead dog, coupled with its weird 99.9999... dodge probability. With the protection of the egg shell, it is estimated that even the tentacle-type Baal can only stare when he comes, let alone a mere dwarf.
"Whoosh----"
The golden pom-pom drew a beautiful parabola in the air under the tears of my earthly eyes, and then fell into the dense forest with a "swish" sound.
…………
It was the calm before the storm. I could even imagine the strange scene of the dwarf buried in the dense forest and the dead dog suddenly falling from the sky with its small eyes staring.
"Gah----"
"Chirp----"
The next moment, the dwarf and the dead dog reacted and were startled at the same time. They took a few steps back. However, the dwarf quickly realized that something was wrong. Why should he be afraid of a dog with weird fur when he has thousands of brothers here? puppy? Thinking of this, its mung bean-sized eyes stared at the prey in front of it, and showed a ferocious smile. Not bad, not bad. The fur can be peeled off to make a quilt. It is golden and looks very elegant. As for the meat, everyone knows that the dwarf is The most non-picky good boy.
So the next moment, the dwarf screamed excitedly, and stabbed hard with the short spear in his hand, while the dwarf behind him who was attacking from a distance also shot the hidden weapon through the blowtorch, forming a dragnet to cover the dead dog who was still in a daze. Passed by, but the next moment, their eyes widened. In their eyes, the dead dog turned around and ran away, and his attack was about to fall on the prey. At that moment, the opponent's body suddenly became wretched. With a flick of his eye, his attack failed inexplicably.
"Chirp----"
The angry dwarf screamed a few times, and suddenly, the entire dense forest became violent. Countless dwarfs emerged from the trees, grass, and even the ground, and gathered into a black stream to chase after the dead dog. , constantly shouting and brandishing their weapons.
About half a minute later, with a "swish" sound, the dead dog sprang out of the dense forest. The golden body in mid-air shone under the sunlight, and closely behind it were densely packed dwarfs. hidden weapon.
What kind of dodge rate is this? Seeing the dead dog landing unscathed amid the overwhelming hidden weapons, I was immediately amazed. What kind of magical skill is this, wiping bullets? No, it's like turning on invincible mode.
After landing, the dead dog continued to spin its limbs faster than a wheel traveling at seventy yards per second, and its long ears were blown close to its back by the strong wind. \\\\\passed by me and didn't forget to give me a look of "wait and see". How calm this was.
Okay, the mission of the dead dog has been completed, and it’s my turn to work next. Looking at the dwarf rushing towards me menacingly, I stretched out, and Xiaoxue’s mouth started to glow. white light. The light column broke through in anger, and a bucket-thick beam of light passed through the black dwarf, abruptly breaking a vacuum belt, and then followed. The ground began to surge, and the dwarf, who had not yet awakened from the huge power of the Fury of Light attack, suddenly felt that the ground beneath his feet began to shake, then cracked, and a hot red light erupted from the gap, and then his vision went black, and that was it. The unexplained evaporation of the world turned into the tiniest ashes and dissipated in the world. Just the Fury of Light attack and the original version of the volcanic explosion took away the lives of hundreds of dwarves. There was no way. Who calls them stupid? They are so close together. Do you think they are keeping warm in winter? !
I don't have much experience in attracting monsters, so I can only use it as I like now, fighting and walking while the ghost wolf and poisonous flower vines are killing people. There is no other way. These dwarfs cannot break through our defenses at all. As long as we are not surrounded, the danger will be infinite and tend to zero.
On the other side...
"Huhu----"
The cold wind with a hint of chill blew by in the morning, and Kurt sneezed on the wooden city wall of the Elf Tribe. Wiped the back of the cold hand. Next to him, Phoenix dozed off.
"It's strange. Judging by the time, Mr. Wu Fan should have been back long ago."
Muttering in confusion, he continued to take a breath on the long sword in his hand. Then he wiped it again and again, and the blade of the sword had already been wiped spotless, and Kurt's big, shiny head was clearly reflected on it.
"I think I have understood what the important thing you were worried about and ignored just now is."
Phoenix, who was awakened by Kurt's muttered voice, wiped his red nose and sighed helplessly. At this time, a group of white wolves also came over.
"White Wolf, if you don't stick to your post, what if the dwarf comes?" Seeing White Wolf running over without permission, Kurt immediately opened his eyes and scolded.
"I think there's no need for that." Bai Lang shrugged his shoulders and looked at Phoenix, both of them smiling knowingly.
"How do you say this?"
Kurt obviously hasn't understood what happened.
"Oh----" After sighing, Phoenix spoke slowly.
"Big guy, do you think Dika's attack is higher, or that of the dwarf?"
"Of course Dika's attack is high. He is a level 39 assassin. How can a trash like a dwarf compare with him?" Kurt said without hesitation, and then he seemed to realize something.
"That's it. You said Dika couldn't break Brother Wu's defense. Can the dwarf break it?"
"this……"
Kurt opened his mouth, seemingly still a little unconvinced.
"Also, let's talk about Brother Wu's five ghost wolves. You have seen them in the ring, right? Do you think ordinary dwarfs can break their defenses?"
"It should... no, definitely not, unless it is above the boss level. As for the biggest one, I don't think it can be broken by the elite level."
Although the barbarian's brain rotates slowly, his talent in combat is no less than that of others. After thinking for a moment, Kurt immediately gave his answer.
"Then tell me, with Brother Wu's strength, coupled with such a five-knowledge ghost wolf, what will be the result against thousands of dwarves." Phoenix spread his hands and dozed off.
For an adventurer to deal with thousands of monsters of the same level, this is completely beyond common sense and unimaginable in the adventurer's understanding. However, now, this adventurer has also surpassed everyone's common sense and concepts. Possibility becomes possible.
After being connected, Kurt blinked, looked at the weapons in his hands, suddenly used them as pillows, and fell asleep. Now he finally knew what the strange premonition that appeared in his mind at the beginning was. .
"Asking Master Wu Fan to attract the dwarf is like asking a wolf to bring back the meat."
After muttering like this, after a while, Kurt let out a loud purring sound, which attracted the surrounding elven warriors to look sideways, with either surprise or contempt. This is the quality of human adventurers.
Don't come here, come here again, come here again and I'm going to open fire!
It's really weird. I'm obviously faster than the dwarfs, but why do they catch up with me while I'm going around? A giant lava rock was raised high above its head, and then turned into hundreds of hot red rays of light, blasting the dozens of dwarfs surrounding it into charcoal. I started to wonder.
There seemed to be a lot less pursuers behind me. I turned around and looked at the hundreds of dwarfs that were sparsely following me. These dwarves were still walking past the ghost wolves and poisonous flower vines at an alarming speed. Under the claws of the devil. At the end, I stopped, turned around and killed the last dozen or so dwarfs behind me with my sword. I looked at the corpses on the ground and began to think deeply.
What should I do? I've killed all the dwarfs myself. It's hard to explain when I go back. Think of those soldiers standing on the wooden wall, gearing up, waiting eagerly for the monster to come. But he went back and told them that they were gone and had been killed by him. How disappointed they must be.
Just as I was thinking about landing, I suddenly noticed the last few monster remnants following behind me, and my eyes suddenly lit up.
After a few minutes……
"The dwarf army is coming, everyone is ready to fight."
A loud shout rang out from the dense forest, followed by a burst of birds and beasts flying away. It looked like they were besieged on all sides, and these warriors who had been waiting for a long time suddenly became energetic. They all held onto their weapons tightly.
Then, in their nervous eyes, the druid who was responsible for attracting monsters jumped out of the forest on his giant white wolf, and then, there was a roar in the forest behind him. The earth began to vibrate slightly.
coming. The adventurer's eyes narrowed.
Then, in the stunned eyes of the adventurer. Seven powerful elite flesh and blood beasts sprang out, following behind them. It was a dozen Thorny Wood Demons, and it was their huge bodies that made the earth tremble.
All adventurers: "..."
Isn't it an army of dwarves? By the way, where are the dwarfs? Almost at the same time, this question arose in everyone's mind.
Doubts remain doubts. These adventurers quickly killed the seven elite flesh and blood beasts and the more than ten pretentious Thorny Wood Demons. Although the strength of the elite flesh and blood beasts was not bad, but surrounded by more than 200 adventurers, they could not survive. Speaking of them, even the seven Andarils never came back. Soon, the battle was over. The adventurers who came back to their senses found that their leader had disappeared, leaving only four ghost wolves lying around boredly. With.
At this time, I was humming a little tune and turned around to collect the items dropped by thousands of dwarfs. The small ones are also meat, and there are many elite-level dwarfs inside. Based on my explosion rate, I can calculate the gold equipment. Not surprising either.
After I had finished cleaning up and returned to the village, as soon as I emerged from the dense forest, I was greeted by more than two hundred sharp eyes.
"Brother Wu, where have you been?"
Phoenix came around with a smile, and Kurt secretly gave me a thumbs up.
"Haha, I just went for a convenience." I responded with an unchanged expression.
"Yeah, it smells like something good." The little fox put his nose over and sniffed me and said.
Damn, what kind of nose is this? Just by smelling it, you can tell that I just bought another piece of golden equipment from the corpses of thousands of dwarfs?
"Where are those dwarfs? Why are they all gone?" Obviously, there are people here who don't understand what happened.
At this time, the elven archers who went out to investigate came back, looked at me strangely, and then whispered among the elven warriors. Within a moment, they looked at me with the same look as they looked at prehistoric giant beasts.
Little Fox "You pervert!"
"Phoenix: You pervert!"
Princess Sanwu: "You are such a pervert!"
