"I surrender!"
Hearing the bearded wizard say this, I almost stumbled to the ground while running. Holy shit, I was shocked, roasted, roasted and frozen by you. Do you want to let go after you beat me?
Under the watchful eyes of thousands of adventurers, I stopped helplessly, glanced at Rick, who smiled dryly at me, and decided that if there was any hard work in this mission, I would let you do it.
Bearded Lake, who had no idea that he had been branded a "coolie" on his forehead by someone, was looking at the opponent with a wry smile. Lightning, fire, freezing, all three elements were fully resistant. He was completely the nemesis of the wizard, and the assassin's attack Can't break through the defense, what kind of monster is this guy?
I'm afraid only the poison magic of the Necromancer can compete with the other party, Rick thought, but if he knew that I have the highest resistance to poison among the four resistances, I don't know what he would think.
"Your Excellency has extraordinary strength. I am convinced that I lost."
Seeing that the battle was over, he no longer had to worry about the opponent's ruthless attacks. Thinking about Kurt being blown up into a black man and Dika's ass blossoming, although he also lost, he lost in the most satisfying way, and he couldn't help but feel a little depressed in his heart. After sweeping it all away, I suddenly became happy.
"No, Mr. Lake's magic is also very powerful." I smiled.
In his pride, Lake didn't notice a big hand falling towards his shoulder at an unusual speed.
"bump----"
A huge force came from his shoulder, and Lake felt that the whole world was shaking. In fact, it was not the world that was shaking, but him.
"Especially the thunder magic. It opened my eyes." I smiled again.
"bump----"
This time it was the other shoulder. Lake began to feel like the world was spinning around him.
"The power of fire magic and ice magic cannot be underestimated." I smiled boldly.
Final blow. Both shoulders fell at the same time. I don’t know if it’s an illusion. Lake felt that his already low height seemed to make him a little shorter.
at last. Lake staggers out of the ring. He had to go back quickly to measure his height. See if you were photographed short.
The barbarian's way of greeting is really a weapon of mass destruction, and it's also like using a smiley face when others use it. At this moment, I admire the barbarian guy who invented this way of greeting, and I feel that his heart must be full of love.
He stood quietly for a while. After discovering that no one is on stage anymore, I think it’s time for these unruly adventurers to stop. Kurt, the representative of strength, Cady, the representative of dexterity, and Reik, the representative of magic, have all been defeated. It is estimated that the remaining Adventurers can also use this as a reference to weigh whether they have the strength to challenge them. Of course, there is also a combat type. That is Amazon's long-range attack, but they rarely fight in the arena because the arena is too small. Not suitable for them to play.
"Okay, if no one comes up, I hope everyone can obey the assignment for this operation. This mission is very important. I don't want anything to go wrong. Another thing is that I am an adventurer like you. I also know that you don’t want to be restrained, so please don’t worry. I won’t give orders that are too embarrassing for you. I just hope that everyone must abide by the necessary rules..."
After a while, seeing that there was no longer any dissatisfaction or protest in the audience, I began to introduce the operation in a eloquent manner. Of course, Thorne had prepared the lines in advance, and I was just following the script.
"Wait, it's not over yet, I want to challenge you."
Just when I felt good about myself, I was memorizing the manuscript I had memorized all night. And when he gradually entered the state and found a hint of the feeling of a leader, a soft and weird voice suddenly came from the audience, as if his voice was deliberately changed.
Hoho, who is this person? Who is this reckless bastard? Come forward and I will hook his duodenum and appendix out of his asshole.
With pity in their eyes, the adventurers made way for a passage. Dedicate this final stage to the warriors who dare to face life and death. So, this channel kept spreading. Finally, we reached the source of the voice - a white-haired Druid.
"Huh?"
Seeing the dense crowd parting, spreading the passage to him, and then someone on the stage looked at him with anger through the passage, the white-haired druid pointed at himself blankly, and made a confused question, and then After reacting, he shook his head desperately.
"I……"
At this time, he was suddenly pushed from behind. He was caught off guard and took a big step forward. At this point, he would not be able to escape even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
Seeing the rare white hair of the druid, I felt doubtful in my heart. This was not the druid in the little vixen team. I remember calling him White Wolf. Why did he...suddenly, I remembered that I've heard the weird voice, the white wolf's voice, but it's not like this at all. If you think about it carefully, you can hear the charming voice of a little vixen in it.
So that’s it, it’s you little vixen who caused trouble for me just after returning to Kurast. It’s unforgivable. Just wait and see. Next time I will smash a bottle of rejuvenation potion in front of you. Sell the cracked gems to others at the same price, or give the complete gems to others, but they won't sell it to you, leaving you struggling for three days and three nights...
Some extremely "vicious" revenge was spinning in my mind. I was about to clear up the misunderstanding for the innocent Uncle White Wolf, but it seemed to be too late. The adventurers who were born to join in the fun had already started to make noises, wanting to see Druids and Druids. As for the duel between Yi and Bai Lang, he is now in a difficult situation. Even if he didn't say it, even if I clarified it for him, there are so many pairs of eyes watching. Due to the adventurer's face, he has to go on stage to fight with both hands. .
"Ahem..."
I took the magic loudspeaker from Thorne in the audience and coughed a few times. Yes, it smelled a bit like a microphone. "Lucia, you little fox, come out here!!!!"
The full roar was amplified countless times through the magic loudspeaker. The huge sound seemed to turn into a shaped wave and blew through the entire square. Not only the central square, but also the entire adventurer area could be heard. The voices of thousands of adventurers falling down were instantly drowned out like raindrops meeting huge waves.
The deafening sound was like a circling dragon, echoing over the square for more than ten seconds before it stopped and became quiet. The adventurers covered their ears and looked over with surprised eyes. They didn't understand why I was crazy, but they were also mixed with admiration and worship. If you look closely, they are all barbarians. Their eyes seemed to say: Damn. Dude, your voice is really awesome. If you were a barbarian, I'm afraid your shouting skills would be increased by several levels due to your loud voice.
Hey hey, I don't want to be admired by you in this regard.
After a few seconds, finally, a little fox emerged from behind the white wolf. She was the culprit of everything. At this time, her charming and charming face was filled with fear. She was not afraid of being stared at by thousands of adventurers. Her beauty had made her accustomed to being in the spotlight, but she was yelled at by that guy on the stage. She panicked for some reason.
"What are you going to do?"
With her head lowered, Lucia was weak and timid, and when she resisted, she was like a timid and panicked cute rabbit. She immediately aroused the sympathy of many male adventurers who didn't know the truth. Damn it, when did Kurast have so many people? Such a top beauty.
However, there are also many quick-thinking adventurers who, after hearing Lucia's voice and the challenge just issued by the white-haired druid, immediately understood what was going on. I couldn't help but smile knowingly, what a farce.
"Come here."
I glared at her, scared, did I know I was scared now? It doesn't matter if you make trouble with me, but please stand up for yourself and don't push your comrades into the fire pit. Do you treat your comrades like this? Don’t you know there is a limit to joking? I have to give you a good lesson this time, otherwise what else will happen... By the way, I won't fight you for three days. Go up to the house and uncover the tiles.
Under my stern gaze, the passage originally given to the White Wolf was used by Lucia. Under the gaze of thousands of adventurers, she shrank pitifully and stepped forward with her big eyes watery. There was a barking sound, which sounded like resentment and begging for mercy. Unexpectedly, the Druid named White Wolf also came up behind her.
She saw the white wolf standing straight behind her like a bodyguard. I couldn't help but smile bitterly. It seems that I understand a little bit why this little vixen did such a bold move.
"You are too arrogant to her."
"Probably, I'm used to it." Bai Lang shrugged coolly. A wry smile appeared on Xiaoshuai's face.
Okay, I understand, uncle, you are "arrogant and will only harm her."
"No, we trust Lucia. She is never ambiguous about important matters." Bai Lang glanced at Lucia and said with a smile.
"Really? That's good."
Thinking of the last time I saw their team fighting in the jungle, Lucia did a very good job in judging and luring the enemy, no less than an experienced adventurer. I couldn't help but believe it.
Seeing the two grown men talking so happily and even smiling sympathetically, Lucia suddenly felt like she was being ignored. What, two grown men, don't be so disgusting, okay? And you idiot, how dare you Yelled at me loudly, and I too was really frightened by this idiot.
The more Lucia thought about it, the more frustrated she became. Her originally watery eyes kept filling up, making her beautiful eye sockets look like a pool of rippling lake water. She sniffed Little Qiong's nose and bit her teeth lightly.
Mom, I'm going to fight back.
Honey----"
The next moment, Lucia, with tears as clear as gems, fell into my arms and shouted in a voice that was just loud enough for all the adventurers present to hear. road.
Huh? "
"Hey, you are a dead head."
I complained unceremoniously to the little ghost inside the necklace who screamed.
"Wow!!"
It seemed that I was startled by my preemptive momentum. The little ghost was stunned for a moment, with a very troubled look on his face like "You are the one who complained first."
"Aren't you with me every day? Can't you see the current situation?" If I could, I really wanted to reach in and rub that lovely face that was so troubled.
"Maybe, I've been sleeping most of the time recently. Who knows, Xiaofan, what you did during this time." The little ghost imitated Vilas, covering his fair face with his fingers and sighing helplessly. He said, the more he thought about it, the more likely it was, and his pretty face couldn't help but reveal the look of an abandoned woman.
"After three years of marriage, the husband has entered a period of boredom. He is tired of playing with his wife's beautiful body and begins to use violence at every turn. He makes his wife do some perverted things for him during the day, spends the night drinking and drinking, and stays out all night. In the end, He actually openly brought a girl who looked like a little vixen home to sleep with him in the same bed. The weak and pitiful wife had no choice but to succumb to the violence. Wow.
After saying this, the little ghost seemed to be completely immersed in negative thoughts. He pretended to wipe a few drops of crocodile tears and sat on his knees sniffling. It looked really serious.
This...how should I complain about this? Is it complaining about "that beautiful body", or complaining about "perverted things", or is it the ambiguous phrase "sleeping in the same bed"? To a certain extent, this little kid's words are more obscene and violent than Princess Sanwu reciting H book in the street. Did I teach her too many things that I shouldn't have taught her?
After staying there for an unknown amount of time, I finally gave up and said, "Okay, okay, I understand, I will love you forever, that's all."
Don’t you just want to force me to say such shameful words? How could you succeed so easily? After a pause, I added.
“Comes with a lifetime of face rubbing
"Wow!!"
The little ghost, who was secretly happy, exclaimed again.
"Can you please not include any gifts?"
"That's not okay."
I straightened my face, like fried dough sticks with soy milk, if one thing is missing, it’s not breakfast for me.
"You don't like me at all, wuwu
"Who said that, you see so many people and I'm not the first one to complain about you?"
"This statement is really unacceptable."
"Okay, let's solve the problem at hand first, eh..."
After being teased like this by the little ghost, Lucia had already thrown herself into my arms and acted coquettishly for a while. My silence must have been taken as acquiescence. In the eyes of others, she was so affectionate and affectionate at that time, and even more so now. Hard to explain clearly.
