Night shrouded the entire forest, and the noise during the day seemed to become deserted with the advent of darkness. However, this was not the case. The pairs of eyes hidden in the darkness opened on time at the moment the blood moon rose into the sky. , emitting a cold gaze, belongs to their active time, and this moment has just begun.
In a corner of the forest, there was a faint ray of light coming from there. If you look closer, you can faintly see countless figures walking back and forth in the firelight. The chaotic noise is particularly clear in the quiet forest. This is a dwarf. There are approximately thousands of dwarf members in the tribe, which is not a small number for dwarves who have a strong tribal concept.
Dwarves are not good at dealing with darkness, so there are dozens of dwarves lighting torches they picked up from unknown places and sticking them around the tribe to let the firelight drive away the darkness.
Even though they are one of the two major forces in the forest, the dwarfs do not dare to go out at night. Having lived in the forest for tens of thousands of years, they know better than anyone else that the forest at night is far more terrifying than the day, and is the most ferocious and cunning. Wild beasts often go out at night, but they don't have to worry about any wild beasts attacking them. After all, their tribe has thousands of companions, dozens of dwarf wizards, six leaders, and an elite.
Therefore, after they had eaten enough, the remaining dwarfs simply lay down next to the big pot, patting their bulging bellies with satisfaction. They were probably thinking about what they could eat for the next meal, which was bitter and tasteless. bark, or sweet broth.
As the leader of the entire tribe, the elite dwarf wizard has his own room. It is called a room, but in fact it is just a simple residence made of wood and bark made of wood and bark that is imitated by humans and is no better than a cowshed or a pig pen. , but it seems to be quite satisfied, sitting on a bed of hay and taking a nap at this moment. The dwarf responsible for guarding broke in, shocking the dwarf wizard-could there be some powerful monster coming?
In the dwarf guard's chirping explanation, the dwarf wizard finally understood that it was not an enemy, but a visit from a seemingly big shot. Who could make his guard so flustered? The dwarf wizard hurriedly put on his rooster hat, summoned his mount dwarf, and rushed towards the entrance of the tribe.
Not far from the entrance, the dwarf wizard had already used the firelight to see clearly the person coming. Like all dwarf wizards, its first reaction was: Wayo, why is this guy so tall.
"Brother, it's so late, what can I do?"
If it didn't smell like dwarfs. The elite dwarf wizard really doubted whether the other party was a fake, good guy, he was nearly twice as tall as himself. Are there such tall dwarfs in this forest?
This elite dwarf wizard spoke more fluently than the one I fooled yesterday, and it seemed that he was probably stronger. I smiled slightly, and held up the short spear I got from the Dark Wanderer in front of the dwarf wizard, with a full expression on his face. I lost my solemnity, but felt a little uneasy in my heart. Can it really work?
The atmosphere solidified at this moment. The dwarf wizard looked at the short spear in my hand in astonishment. It seems that I saw something incredible. It's like I don't understand what I want to express at all. It made me feel even more nervous. But in the next moment. The dwarf wizard's actions made me sigh in relief.
I saw it on the dwarf's shoulder. Jumped down. He bowed to me respectfully: "It turns out to be the envoy sent by the ancestors. I...I, I..."
It racked its brains to think of what words of praise to use. But Level 3 brain retardation is Level 3 brain retardation after all. Even if you speak more fluently. It doesn't mean that its IQ can be much higher. Those gorgeous words are like heavenly scriptures to it. Fortunately, its brain is also very fast. Although we don’t know how to speak. But it can be expressed through actions. So it waved. After a while, he summoned thousands of his subordinates. Placed neatly and uniformly.
I watched from the side. I smiled crookedly in my heart. At the same time, I was quite speechless. Nearly a thousand dwarfs set down together. The scene was still very spectacular.
The dwarf wizard took the lead to greet him respectfully. I entered the tribe. Although there is a new ambassador invited to his beautiful home. But look at the opponent's height. The dwarf wizard had no choice but to choose next to the largest bonfire in the center of the tribe.
"I heard that there is a tribe nearby that stole a lot of things from the big monkeys' gathering place. Our actions have proved that our dwarves are no worse than those big monkeys. Do you know which tribe it is?"
I turned down the dwarf wizard's invitation to have dinner with a sweaty look on my face, and then asked casually.
Hearing my question, the dwarf wizard suddenly became proud. It turns out that this is the case. The glorious deeds of his tribe have been spread to the ears of the messenger. The dwarfs have a common problem, that is, they love to show off, otherwise they will He won't publicize the fact that he stole things from the big monkey.
"Envoy... Sir Envoy, that tribe is... our... tribe." The dwarf wizard said almost impatiently, even his voice became stuttering due to excitement and anxiety.
"Oh, but I heard from other people that it was some other tribe nearby, and they said they could show me evidence." I glanced at the dwarf wizard pretending to be suspicious.
"Who... who said that, which... damn tribe dare... dare to pretend... to pretend to be us..."
The dark face of the dwarf wizard suddenly turned red with anger. Damn it, which shameless tribe dared to impersonate him? If he found out, he would have to arrest all the tribe members and skin them. No.
"Really? But they said there was evidence." I continued to stare at the dwarf with suspicion.
"Nonsense... nonsense, please don't believe them, messenger. We are the ones, and we have the evidence." He almost jumped up angrily and said this. The dizzy dwarf wizard didn't even bother to say hello, and started talking as fast as he could in his life. I rushed into my hut at high speed, then swayed left and right carrying a small mountain-like object that was more than ten times larger, and placed it on the ground in front of me with a sound.
I looked at the pile of things dumbfounded, what are these? Iron pots, shovels, nails, brooms, hoes, bricks, jars...even a jar of ashes? ! ! I looked up and down at the pile of tattered things in front of me, and finally confirmed that the most valuable thing inside was a gold coin.
I said, are you going to steal things after all? Or help clean up the mess?
"Master Messenger, look at it, this is what we stole. If you like it, take it." The dwarf wizard raised his head and said proudly. Don’t forget to “express” it.
"Is there another thing like this?"
I didn't find Gidbin in the pile of rags, so I gestured like Gidbin and asked, "The dwarf wizard has a bad memory. After thinking for a while, his eyes suddenly lit up with an expression of admiration."
"As expected of the envoy... He even knows exactly what we stole. There is indeed such a thing. I saw that this thing is useless, so I took it to shave my butt..."
Damn, what's wrong with this guy's nerves? Why is it that a pile of scrap metal is treated as a treasure? The exquisite Gidebin is "of no use". Which Nebula's aesthetic is this?
At this time, the dwarf standing next to the elite dwarf wizard whispered something into its ear, which made the dwarf wizard's face suddenly become embarrassed.
"This...this, does the messenger want that thing?"
I nodded immediately. I came here just for the Gidebin. Regardless of whether it had been hung on the buttocks, I didn’t want to use it anyway.
"Lord Messenger, no...no more...that thing...was used by one of our brothers. It was eaten by the big spider in the cave."
Seeing the frustrated look on the little dwarf wizard's face, I almost fell to the ground. It was really a wave of ups and downs. Could this be the fate of the protagonist?
After some dancing explanations from it, I finally figured out what happened. One day, a certain dwarf with diarrhea, probably wanting to be ready for the arrival of the big one at any time, took this little-noticed lucky knife. Debin goes out. As a result, after he broke away from the team and went to the tub alone, he never came back. When his partner who had not returned for a long time followed him, he only found a pile of poop and a few scattered spider threads in the tub.
"It must be those bastards from the Spider Cave." The dwarf wizard shook his fist and said loudly, but I saw a trace of fear in his eyes.
So, I rolled my eyes, don’t I have the proof of being a strong person? Just give it a try. So I raised my short spear. shouted enthusiastically.
"In this case, let us avenge our dead brothers. Let's kill those spiders together."
The effect... seems to be a bit cold.
He glanced at the dwarfs around him, including the dwarf wizard. They looked at each other with cowering expressions on their faces.
"Sir Messenger, it's not that we don't obey your orders, it's that those spiders are really beyond our ability to deal with." Finally, the dwarf wizard explained with a sad face.
It turns out that the cave that the dwarf wizard pointed to is one of the two major caves in the Spider Forest - Spider Cave, uh, Spider Lair, Spider Cave, Spider Lair, Spider Cave... I'm going crazy, isn't there something better? What distinguishes the names of these two places?
If we say that the spider cave... is wrong, it is a spider nest. If the spider nest is a paradise for spiders, then the spider cave is the palace of spiders. There are powerful spiders everywhere, especially inside the cave, there are not less than ten thousand huge spiders. , in the deepest part, the little B-class strongman Burner---Webb is the king of the entire cave.
It's no wonder that the dwarf wizard is unwilling to go. As a dwarf, it's not enough for spiders to fill his teeth. However, I can see a little clue from it - this so-called proof of strength is not the same. It is not omnipotent. For example, the behavior of asking the dwarf to die just now is not enough. Another point is the effectiveness of the strong man's certificate. It seems that the dwarf is more stubborn. Every time he looks at me, his eyes are actually focused on me. The short spear in my hand is not so much a messenger as it is a messenger, and I am just a spokesperson. Therefore, once I put away this short spear, 99% of them will become angry. I.
However, it is a pity that the durability of this short spear has dropped from 29-30 when I just picked it up to 9-30. I can easily guess what will happen once the durability of this short spear reaches zero and explodes. They may think it is a blasphemous messenger and be hunted down. So how to make good use of this last bit of time is indeed a problem.
The whereabouts of Gidebin have become elusive again. There are tens of thousands of spiders in the spider cave, and who knows who has it. Of course, the biggest possibility is that it is in the hands of Little B Burner Bouvet. I just hope that is the case, otherwise I will go crazy if I have to kill tens of thousands of spiders.
"Very good. Since you have produced enough evidence to show the strength of the tribe and passed the test, I will hand over this great task conveyed by the above to your tribe. This task can only be completed by a tribe as powerful as you." ..." I coughed a few times. announced in a mocking loud voice.
After being slapped a few times by me, the little dwarf wizard was very excited. He looked at the short spear held high in my hand and showed an even more enthusiastic expression. I don’t know if I ordered it to go to the Spider Cave to retrieve Gidebin. Will it agree in a fit of enthusiasm? I laughed secretly.
"This time, the task assigned to me from above is to gather all our dwarfs with noble blood and launch an attack on the evil long ears. I believe you know something about it." Such a big move, the dwarf wizard is not at all You know that's weird.
"Yes, Lord Messenger. I heard from other tribes that several nearby tribes have joined the action. Our tribe is also willing to join. We will obey the messenger's instructions to the death and seize all the damn long ears and skin them. Oh - ---"
At the end of the sentence, the dwarf wizard shook the cock hat on his head high, and the surrounding dwarfs immediately cheered loudly, although everyone's voice was not loud. But with the number of thousands of people there, it was quite a sight to behold.
I raised the short spear high to let the dwarfs vent their anger, then lowered it to signal for silence.
"I am very satisfied with your determination, but as I just said, this is a task that can only be completed by a tribe as powerful as you. Therefore, this task is not as simple as you think... ..." I said loudly. He looked around at the dwarfs around him with a solemn expression.
"Your Majesty, please give me your orders."
I have been completely bewildered by the powerful tribes on my left and right. The leading dwarf wizard just bowed down to me. At this time, I am afraid that if I asked him to chop off his head, he would do it without any hesitation.
Of course, I will not do this, nor will I take advantage of their enthusiasm and give them orders to attack the spider cave. The dwarves are a group of cowardly guys. I am afraid they will wake up before they get halfway. Continued and refused to execute.
Therefore, I am planning another fun thing in my mind, using their humble and cowardly but rigid and stubborn thoughts to hold a lively game.
I didn't respond to the dwarf wizard's call for troops, but stared at it closely, as if I wanted to see through its heart with my eyes.
"We have pure blood and are the noblest dwarfs, right?"
"That's right." Although the dwarf wizard didn't understand why I asked this, he still responded sonorously.
"Those who have been eroded, and those who are not even considered alive, who only think about killing, are the existences that have tainted our noble dwarves, right?"
"That's right!!"
When it comes to the projection and the eroded dwarves, the dwarf wizard immediately becomes excited. The concepts of tribe and blood in his bones make the pure dwarves extremely hate the other two existences, and they are afraid of powerful enemies but not their own people. Their humble thoughts without mercy make them the most aggressive among the three types of dwarfs. If the other two types of dwarfs will only fight to the death when encountering aliens, then the pure dwarfs They will even take the initiative to hunt each other, vowing to completely wipe out these two aliens that stain their reputation from this world.
"Well said, for our noble dwarfs, this general attack on Long Ears is sacred and great. It can be called a holy war, and our noble dwarf clan will also His name will last forever, and he will become the ruler that the entire forest fears and worships. However, I heard that there were many aliens involved in this operation. You said that the holy war that belongs to us, the glory that belongs to us, can be destroyed by these dirty things. Share. Can we allow this trash to stand on the same pedestal as us?”
I stood up from the ground, raised my short spear and shouted loudly.
"Chirp!!"
In an instant, the entire dwarf clan rose up like never before. Thousands of various weapons were raised high, and thousands of faces swaying under the firelight showed fanatical and ferocious expressions. Yes, the sacred battle that belongs to our noble dwarves and the glory that belongs to us, how can we let those dirty aliens get their hands on it?
"what should we do?"
what a shame. Affected by this kind of fanatical atmosphere, even I couldn't help but get excited.
"chirp"
The dwarfs screamed in unison again, although they could not understand the unique language of the dwarfs. But at this moment, I'm afraid even a fool can guess what they are talking about.
"Not far ahead, there is such a group of traitors. They were originally dwarves of noble blood that I gathered, but they were afraid of the Long Ears. They felt that our noble dwarf clan was not as powerful as the Long Ears. They have fallen and betrayed me. They have betrayed the expectations of our ancestors and actually colluded with aliens in an attempt to mess up our holy war. Do you think we can allow it?"
"Chirp——" The crowd was excited, and all the dwarfs' faces were full of madness.
"Therefore, the task I give you this time, which only a tribe as powerful as yours can accomplish, is to remove these aliens. Including those degenerates who colluded with aliens and brought shame to our noble bloodline..."
Under my fanning, more than a thousand dwarfs began to dress up and send out, regardless of the danger of the forest at night, and I also began to plan the action on the other side.
"Master Messenger, won't you join us?"
The dwarf, who had been successfully brainwashed by me, was like a fanatical Nazi. He shouted to his troops with a solemn expression. When he saw someone wanting to leave, he couldn't help but ask.
"As an envoy with the important responsibility of my ancestors. How can I let those aliens and rebels live for one more second? I can't wait any longer." I saluted the dwarf wizard solemnly, as if I was about to serve him. Warriors who sacrificed their lives for the revolution.
"The important responsibility of safeguarding our noble dwarf family is left to you."
"Master Messenger, don't worry, we will definitely live up to your expectations." The little dwarf wizard cried. The other party's upright posture and fearless face were infinitely magnified in its mind. This is our little wizard. The most heroic and proud warrior of the dwarves.
Lord Messenger, go all the way. Your last wish, even if it costs all the lives of our tribe, will be fulfilled. The dwarf wizard swore silently in his heart and solemnly saluted the other party.
"Ah, by the way, I've always been curious about what that thing is?" After the ceremony, I immediately pointed to a reflective object on their stone pillar totem and asked.
"That thing, it was a thing I got from a Thorny Wood Demon a few months ago. I don't know which naughty little guy put it on it..." The dwarf wizard didn't seem to adapt to my expression for a moment, and his expression suddenly changed from heroic and fearless. Turning into curiosity, he was stunned for a while before responding.
"Do you like it, Lord Messenger? Then take it." It waved, and immediately a dwarf ran forward, climbed up the totem as nimbly as a mouse, took the piece off, and handed it to my hand. superior.
It was a piece of jade, to be precise, it was a human figure carved from jade. I estimated that it could be sold for a lot of money, so I collected it without ceremony. Oh, and the only gold coin in the pile of junk was also sold to me. I asked him to come over. Of course, I am not greedy. I have always looked down on Yan Guo's behavior of plucking his feathers. I wanted to come here to exchange for the owner, do you understand? Do you understand?
I am a good person……
Under the watch of the dwarf priest, I left the tribe in a hurry. The 4-30 displayed on the short spear forced me to speed up and prepare to perform another scene. Although the strength of the more than a thousand dwarves just now was It's generally stronger, but it's still a bit difficult to deal with an army of thousands of mixed dwarves. I have to do something more to make the strength of both sides more even. It's best to have a big melee. Ah, I haven't seen it for a long time. It’s a battle between monsters and monsters, and it’s also a battle between thousands of dwarves of the same species. I’m really looking forward to it.
As I quickly shuttled between the branches, a smile appeared on my face. According to the little ghost later, my smile was evil at that time, but I firmly denied it. Who am I, Wu Fan? The five good time-traveling and passionate young men in the new era who represent love and justice! !
