On a large tree more than ten meters high, three heads protruded from the hidden leaves, looking at the thousands of dwarfs on the grass and the unknown object in black robes on the high platform surrounded by them.
"Alice, what do you think that is?" I turned my head slightly and shouted on the little ghost's watery ears.
The sensitive part was suddenly attacked. The little ghost's body went limp and she almost fell. She couldn't help but look at me angrily. She was deeply influenced by the church's thoughts and blurted out the words without much thought.
"Needless to say, it must be the evil church. They will be killed to pieces later."
Her delicate little face bulged, and her big silver eyes exuded a lot of aura, as if she and the other party had an sworn hatred. Khan, I really didn’t know how she would be treated when she was an alternate saint. What kind of knowledge is instilled.
"Where's little Jasmine?"
I turned my head to the other side, probably because I didn't agree with her suggestion. The little ghost blinked his troubled beautiful eyes and kept making small movements with his little hands. Ah, don't pinch the man there, you idiot, it hurts...
"Inspect and kill."
Different from the little ghost's dreamy silver eyes, bright yellow eyes as beautiful as gems looked at him quietly.
The result is almost the same as that of the little ghost. I didn’t expect that Princess Sanwu is also a hawk. In fact, look, these dwarfs are quite cute, like little gray hamsters with their legs upright and enlarged more than ten times... …
"Ga----oh ga----oh----"
There was a dead dog barking from behind. It seems that I feel like a part of the team (captain?). No matter what you say, you have to express yourself. But I don't understand what you are talking about at all.
Then again. Can dogs climb trees? Could it be that I really picked up some strange creature whose meat cannot be confirmed to be delicious?
Check it out. How to start? Will you secretly follow that unknown object in black robe? I don't know what his strength is like. But it doesn't seem to be very powerful. Because if it really is the kind of existence that I can't match. Then you should be able to feel his momentum here.
certainly. It does not rule out that its strength is so powerful that it can cover up all its momentum so that I cannot detect it. Although this possibility is small, it is not impossible. But it's worth taking the risk to check it out. Why are adventurers called adventurers? Take risks and take risks. If you don't dare to take any risks. When you meet a person who has no momentum, you will become suspicious. Don't dare to take action. What else do you call an adventurer? Just call it a turtle.
Just as I was wondering how I could get around thousands of dwarfs. Let's see if we can find out something from the unknown object in black robe. Princess Sanwu seemed to be aware of my thoughts (her eyes were always staring at the black-robed creature. It would be strange if she couldn't see it). She pulled my sleeve. The jaw shook slightly. Then he pointed at the dwarf with his slender finger.
Do you want to start with dwarfs? With long-term tacit understanding. I immediately understood what she meant. It suddenly became clear to me. yes. Why must we be obsessed with an unknown object in a black robe with unknown strength? Wouldn't it be easier to start with a dwarf with a level 3 mental retardation?
Thinking of this, I also guessed Princess Sanwu's intention. Did she want me to learn how to play CPLAY like Phoenix? Before he left, he dressed up as a dwarf - which was actually an indigenous feather hat, commonly known as a cock hat. The attribute is 0 defense. +100 points of attention, -1000 points of charm. When being watched, there is a 100 chance to use a level 99 killer knife on the onlookers. When being laughed at, there is a 50 chance to use a level 999 indiscriminate sonic attack on any living object within ten miles (must be performed with a certain instrument).
Of course, there is also the weird dye that paints the whole body in black, and its property is to emit male dwarf hormones...
I really don’t want to use them. Putting these two items in front of me, I knelt down helplessly. I always felt that if I used them, I would lose something important, such as my dignity as a human being...
Unfortunately, I seem to be the only one in the team who is suitable. Little Ghost and Princess Sanwu are girls. No matter how thick-skinned I am, I am embarrassed to let them try. As for the dead dog...
Even if you use dye to paint its intestines black, it will be exposed instantly. There is still an essential difference between four-legged and two-legged creatures. How tragic.
I was helplessly caught by the little ghost who was afraid of chaos in the world, and then he touched my face, hands and feet desperately, not even sparing my stomach... Hey, wait, wait, I said, please let me go on that part. , I don’t know if it’s my misunderstanding, but I always feel that you, little one, seem to be particularly obsessed with me. Is it really because you are a lustful saint...
After everything was dressed up, the little ghost took a few steps back, looked me up and down, then rolled around on the ground with his belly in his arms, and moved his eyes to Princess Sanwu's face. Ah, she avoided my sight. Ignoring me, I turned my back. I probably wanted to laugh, I definitely wanted to laugh.
"Puff----"
When I lowered my head, I saw that it was the dead dog that had patted me with its short forelimb. I could see that the two points behind its U-shaped mouth were slightly hooked, creating a funny dog smile.
"Ga oh ga oh... (As a clown, you are very qualified. Well, I will be very compassionate and allow you to be my exclusive comedian as an exception)"
"Then I'll go. Just stay here and don't wander around."
I winked at Xiaoxue and the others, then gritted my teeth and glanced at Princess Sanwu and the little ghost who couldn't stop laughing. Next to me, there was someone who was gagged and tied up by me and hung on the tree, looking at it with angry eyes. The dead dog was struggling desperately while I was looking at it.
Pushing aside the grass, I made a look like a dwarf who had just finished relieving himself and was rushing back - although I didn't know whether the dwarf needed to relieve himself...
The meeting over there seems to have ended. The unknown object in black robe is still on the high platform, sitting there, seeming to be concentrating with his eyes closed, while thousands of dwarfs are scattering in twos and threes. A group of dwarfs gathered together, which can be easily seen from their positions. First, the projected dwarfs, the eroded dwarfs and the normal dwarfs. These three kinds of dwarfs, who were at odds with each other, were clearly divided into three pieces.
From this, we can see some information from this. First of all, the projected dwarf only has hatred and killing of living creatures in his heart. Although it is probably restrained by the unknown object in black robe, it does not attack the other two kinds of dwarfs. , but it’s definitely not possible to get it together.
As for the eroded dwarves, on the one hand, they look down on those projections that only have killing in their minds. On the one hand, he probably felt that the normal dwarf was pretending to be noble. Just like those young people who have half a foot in society, they both look down on hypocritical social people and sneer at students with innocent dreams, so they cannot please both ends and are trapped in a tangled state.
As for normal dwarves. Their ideas are much simpler, they are orthodox. Projection, erosion, etc. are all alien.
Even if these three kinds of dwarfs are barely brought together, they are always wary of each other. This may be a weakness that can be exploited.
Secondly, after being divided into three distinct pieces, each piece did not work together so well. The projection was okay. They had no tribal concept in their minds other than killing or killing, so they were all mixed together. The eroded dwarves are different from the normal dwarves. They have a strong sense of tribe, especially the normal dwarves. Therefore, even if they join together, they will not be able to unite as one. Instead, each tribe will keep a certain distance from each other.
Tsk tsk, even the relationship between the three-level brain-dead dwarfs is so complicated, I kept sighing, and then I looked left and right, looking for suitable prey. Of course I couldn't go there if I was projecting. If I went, I would definitely be surrounded. Damn, that won't work for the corrupted ones. It doesn't matter whether they like it or not. Their intelligence is lower than that of normal dwarves. It is estimated that the difficulty of finding a talking dwarf wizard is definitely not inferior to that of fighting with them collectively.
So the final choice is the normal dwarf area, but don’t be careless, it’s closer to the important unknown object in black robes.
, I can deceive the dwarf with this costume, but I may not be able to deceive it, so I have to gently, gently go farther away and find a suitable target.
With my stooped body, I try my best to walk along the edge without attracting attention, looking for a suitable target. However, the wish is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. With my current appearance, it seems difficult to avoid attracting attention. If it weren't for the smell, , it is estimated that those dwarfs have already rushed up with weapons in hand.
Under the gaze of hundreds of pairs of dwarfs who discovered me, I moved in a cold sweat, and kept thinking in my heart, you didn't see me, you didn't see me...
Finally, I set my sights on an elite dwarf wizard. Its tribe had about two hundred dwarves. They were all gathered on the outside of the open space, far away from the black-robed object. It was a good target, so I gathered together. On...
"Wow... Wayo..., this... this younger brother... brother..."
After getting closer, I said hello to the dwarf wizard who was looking at me warily because he noticed my arrival. I felt like my tongue was almost tied after imitating their stupid and big-tongued way of speaking.
"Wayo, brother...brother, you are...very tall."
The dwarf wizard said this, and his voice was much smoother than the dwarf wizard who was fooled by Phoenix last time. Could it be that the elite level has a higher IQ than the boss level? That's probably it. If I had known better, I wouldn't have had to learn that awkward way of speaking. I guess they would just think that I was a B-level dwarf wizard and respect me.
The problem was the same as what Phoenix encountered last time, so without thinking, I pointed to my lower body, then twisted my limbs stiffly, and continued to stutter.
"Down... down, two... two..."
After saying this, even I felt a little embarrassed. This is why the little ghosts and the others made fun of me - although my figure can only be considered slim among all adventurers, compared with Phoenix's delicate figure, I still need to be taller and stronger. That's the problem. My current body shape is not so much three dwarfs stacked together, but five. One and a half of them are stacked horizontally, and the remaining half is stacked on top. …
However, the dwarf wizard's thoughts are not that complicated. Only you exude the smell of a dwarf, as long as your size is not too outrageous. They usually can't see through the ground. As the saying goes, there are all kinds of birds in the forest, and there are also many deformed ones in the dwarf tribe.
two? The elite dwarf wizard suddenly showed admiration in his eyes, it would be quite embarrassing for one of us to ride below him. This brother is really talented, but in the blink of an eye, if he is so tall, he is not as smart as he is (the dwarf wizard judges based on whether the other person's language is fluent)? As a result, a sense of intellectual superiority arose in the hearts of the elite dwarf wizards, and they became much less vigilant towards the other party.
Not knowing at all that I had been despised by a dwarf wizard, I continued to talk to him, and as expected, nothing happened. It became suspicious of the black robe I was wearing. I still followed Phoenix's answer, and just in case, I also cut a low-quality black cloak I bought from a profiteer into a size suitable for the dwarf wizard's figure, and now it finally works utility.
by the way. This is my first time using needlework, so you can imagine the shape of the inferior black cloak after cutting it.
After this elite dwarf wizard took over the cloak. Are you feeling happy? : This young man is good. He knows how to respect his seniors and he has a bright future. Then it couldn't wait to put it on, like a monster in the Western Chronicles putting on a monk's cassock. It shook coquettishly a few times. Seeing the envious eyes of his subordinates, he couldn't help but laugh.
In fact, I originally wanted to remind it that when it walks, it has to rely on the coolie dwarf riding underneath, so it has to dig two holes under its clothes. Otherwise it would be very tragic. But seeing it smiling so happily, forget it.
Well. I don’t know why, but I always feel a little weird when I see a dwarf wizard wearing a black cloak. Yes, it’s just like Mario and Mario before eating mushrooms, and I’m after eating mushrooms...
A cheap cloak completely eliminated the dwarf wizard's suspicion of me. Even the staff with the hell fire skill that I had prepared was no longer needed. The dwarf wizard enthusiastically invited me to come to his tribe. You, I should be thankful that it's not their meal time, otherwise it would be as tragic as last time in Phoenix.
"Brother...brother, what are you doing...getting together?" Seeing that the time was right, I asked pretending to be casual.
"You...you don't know?" The dwarf wizard looked very surprised when he heard what I said.
"I... I just came here. The tribe... was attacked... by a big monkey. I was the only one left... and it wasted... time..."
The dwarf wizard immediately showed a look of surprise. It turned out that he was attacked by a big monkey! !
To say who the dwarfs hate the most, apart from the elves, it is the adventurers who always like to take their lives and destroy their tribes. Of course, they also skin and cramp the human civilians, cook, steam and pickle them.
"No...it doesn't matter. Brother will...will avenge you in the future. After dealing with the long...long ears, we will catch...the abominable big monkeys and roast them."
The long ears are from the elves, right? To deal with the long ears, are they going to deal with the elves? This may make sense. Seeing and touching the clues, my spirit was suddenly shaken.
"Brother, you haven't... told me... what... are you guys doing... here?"
"Oh...yes, listen to me, our little...dwarfs are going to do a big...big thing soon..." The dwarf wizard danced excitedly, and matched with the nondescript black cloak on it, it looked like a real... Take off the look of an old Montenegro monster.
From this simple dwarf wizard, I finally learned the purpose of their gathering here. Yes, it was to deal with their long-eared enemies, the elves. They had always been dwarfs who acted alone. Now they are finally joining forces. They launched an attack on the elves together. This was definitely news that would shock the entire Dark Continent.
But more than that, if there is only one place here, I only need to eliminate the unknown object in black robes who is the organizer on the central stage. Without the leader of these dwarfs, this operation can only come to an end. The best result is that the leaderless dwarves lose the restraints of the black-robed objects and start fighting each other.
But things are not as simple as I thought. What surprised me even more was that it was not just here. As far as this dwarf wizard knew, there were three similar organizations in the entire Spider Forest, and the Huge Wetland. There are countless such organizations in the Skinning Forest, as well as in larger places that have not been named by adventurers. Calculating the area and number of dwarves in each organization according to the area and number of spider forests, I was shocked myself - there are millions of dwarves in places known to adventurers alone. They gathered together, gearing up to pull out the thorn in their throats - the elves.
Damn it, the monster attack at Rogge Camp a few years ago only cost a few hundred thousand. At that time, it was already a huge and vigorous war to me. But compared with the number of these dwarfs today. It seems to be worth mentioning again.
It seems that the elves are in trouble this time. I thought about it. Although I was surprised, I didn't feel anxious or uneasy. Let’s not talk about whether the elves can cope with this disaster, even if they can’t. Is it any of my business? In the minds of us adventurers, the elves have always played the role of smug, self-righteous dogs who look down upon others. They despise us humans, so why should we adventurers show disdain to them.
Let’s take one of the things I know as an example. When these elves have something to do, they will always come to our gathering place of humans, that is, Kurastri, and dress up and hide their heads to buy necessities. Are you looking down on us? . Why are you here to buy our stuff? The most depressing thing is. That is, they can move in and out of Kurast with great arrogance, but once we adventurers enter their territory. But you were warned not to get close. Why are you guys? I admit that we humans may have hurt you tens of thousands of years ago, but it has been so many years. In the face of the invasion of the hell clan, it is time to let go of the grievances of our ancestors. Come on.
In short, if I could take the initiative, the first thing I would do would be to put a sign at the door of Kurast saying "Elves and dogs are not allowed in". I would be disgusted to death by these stingy elves who are not as big as their assholes. …
"By the way, then... who is... that black... black... thing?" After finding out the news about their big move, I rolled my eyes and pointed. asked the black-robed creature on the central platform.
"Hush...shh...brother, keep your voice down...if it hears it, you will...be killed...killed..."
When talking about this black-robed creature, the little dwarf wizard looked frightened and hissed at me repeatedly, and his speech became less fluent. He told me that this "black lord" had killed many of their brothers, and every day, It would call dozens of brothers over, and then hear blood-curdling screams and the sound of biting and chewing. At this point, the dwarf wizard trembled all over and told him in the softest voice of his life. Me: It once secretly went there to investigate, but it only saw blood stains and bones scattered on the ground. Based on its many years of experience, those brothers must have been eaten alive by the other party.
Well, many years of experience...
"Where did it come from?"
"I heard that it comes from a very... big grassland, red... red..." The dwarf shook his head and said all the information he got in his mind, leaving me confused.
"Then why... why should we... listen to it?" I quickly interrupted the dwarf wizard's unorganized and increasingly confusing language.
"He has proof that our dwarf clan is strong... strong." The dwarf wizard gave me another confusing answer. Forget it, ignore it, since we have already found out the main business.
Of course, after I learned about the causes and consequences of the large gathering of dwarves, I did not forget my little bit of trouble. From the words of this kind dwarf wizard, I finally found out the whereabouts of Gidbin again.
There is also a dwarf tribe not far from here. It is the largest dwarf tribe nearby. It is said that the number of dwarves is nearly a thousand. The rumor about stealing things from Kurast comes from It comes from this tribe.
Moreover, our organizer, the man in black robe on the stage, will personally go there tomorrow to "recruit" this tribe, with the thing in his hand called "Certificate of the Power of the Dwarf Clan" , it is estimated that it is already a sure thing.
After bidding farewell to the dwarf wizard, I ran away for a while. The first thing I did was to put the rooster hat on the head of the dead dog, and then I found a small river nearby to remove the disgusting black object on my body. Wash yourself thoroughly.
If nothing else goes wrong, Gidebin should be in that dwarf tribe, and the famous black-robed object will also go to surrender tomorrow. If it takes the first step, it wants to take Gidebin back in the hands of thousands of dwarves. It’s not that easy. What should I do to get Gidbin easily?
