After secretly scorning Phoenix, I returned to the tent, only to see a stunned scene - the little ghost was actually stuffing meat skewers into his mouth, three or two bites at a time. How could her small mouth, as graceful as a cherry petal, accommodate so much? Not only that, she also grabbed other meat skewers with her other hand and threw them to Xiaoxue, as if the boss was eating the meat and the younger was drinking the soup. .
Princess Sanwu ate not too slowly, chewing in small bites very frequently. Not only that, she seemed to be doing some little tricks while eating. The thing that left me speechless the most was the dead dog, oh, that A dead dog actually dragged away all the meat skewers I had worked so hard to grill, hid in a corner alone, and then ate it calmly.
Roar, you actually ignored me, the head of the family, and they all died for me. I roared, rushed forward, grabbed the last few skewers of meat that survived, swallowed them in big mouthfuls, and then looked at the little ghost. When she saw me looking over, she hurriedly bit into the meat skewers in three mouthfuls, her cheeks bulged out, her eyes were whimpering and she was speechless, she looked pitiful and cute at the same time.
Do you think this is safe? I smiled, hugged the little ghost's soft body, kissed her oily mouth, and then used my tongue to roll the meat inside bit by bit, mixing it with her cold and sweet juice. The taste of body fluid becomes more fragrant.
"Woooo
The little ghost, whose mouth was too busy, could only watch the food in his mouth sink. Finally, he became worried and simply hugged my neck tightly with his backhand, and stretched his little tongue in, fighting for my mouth. There was not much food in the house, and a delicious battle for food began.
Haha, do you want to see who has better tongue skills, or who I am? Tell you little one. I am...I am...
Al? Why is there nothing in my mouth?
When I came back to my senses with pride, I found that there was nothing in my mouth except the little ghost's slippery and soft tongue that was still naughty and entangled with me. Could it be that I swallowed it unknowingly? That’s not right! Looking at the smiling, contented silver eyes of the little ghost so close at hand. I suddenly realized that I had lost.
How could a human tongue be as soft and flexible as a ghost's? So there is no shame even if you lose, everyone must think so...
My stomach was still growling, so I simply pushed the little ghost to the ground. Pressing up, he kept kissing her deeply, his hands climbed up to the plump and soft breasts, and started kneading them gently and sometimes heavily through the priest's robe. The little ghost's soft moan, like fairy music, suddenly leaked out from the gap between his mouth.
You can't even eat meat, so I'll just eat you little one.
Oh, and there is also the untouched Princess Sanwu beside her. Is this a program suitable for children? I thought about it and felt that Princess Sanwu who could openly recite Book H on the street was too childish for her at this level. As long as she didn't do it for real, there should be no problem.
So I felt relieved. I concentrate on teasing the little ghost under me. Of course, boundaries are necessary. Not to mention Princess Sanwu is beside me, Xiaoxue and the dead dog are also around. Even if they are just some animals, I am not open enough to show them in front of them. Have too in-depth "communication" with the little ghost.
After finally letting go of the little ghost, she fell into confusion and infatuation under my teasing, and her beautiful silver eyes looking at me were covered with a layer of mist. Pretty face flushed. My rapid breathing made the pair of majestic breasts rise and fall continuously, and the clothes on my body were rubbed into a mess by me. Just lying there so close to me, the holy and lustful temptation exuding, I believe, can make any normal man's bestiality flourish.
No, I'm going to get angry if I keep playing. I took a deep breath and calmed myself down. At this time, I had to transfer. Yes, it was a transfer. I transferred my sensuality to my appetite, from the little ghost who was already soft and boneless. He sat up and glanced with sharp eyes, and immediately found the dead dog hiding in the corner feasting on his meal.
Good guy, you actually roasted the crocodile meat that I worked so hard on...
At this time, my anger and appetite burst out at the same time. I rushed up in three steps and grabbed the meat that had not been poisoned by it, and swallowed it in three mouthfuls.
"Ga----oh----ga----oh---" Seeing that his food was robbed, the dead dog's golden curly hair trembled, and its pair of rabbit ears stood up in anger. .
Leona: Huh...huh...you have courage. As the first humble human to dare to snatch food from our dragon family, this princess admires your courage, so this time I will be merciful and leave you alone. Corpse, ho ho ho
I was carefully chewing out the flavor of every piece of roasted meat in my mouth when I suddenly felt a pain in my feet and stomach. I looked down and said, "Good guy, this damn stupid dog has eaten so much roasted meat from me. I just didn't ask it to settle the score. Now it's the evil guy who takes the lead." A complaint was made.
"Huh...huh...you have courage. As the first stupid dog who dared to bite my druid, Mr. Wu Fan, I admire your courage very much, so I will be merciful this time and treat you as a pair. The soft and long ears are tied into bows, roaring
So, a man and a dog, who thought exactly the same way, started fighting in the corner...
"idiot……"
Moissa moved her lips slightly and applied the freshly ground powder to the grilled meat skewers.
"Oh, little Jasmine, did you do this specially for me? Or do you love me?"
With my ears tied in a beautiful bow, I looked like a doll dog princess, a dead dog that was constantly struggling. I looked at the meat skewers in Moissa's hands with bright eyes.
"No." Princess Sanwu shook her head and walked out of the tent with the meat skewers.
Is it for Phoenix? I thought that our little Jasmine was actually a kind-hearted child. However, as the owner, I was still a little disappointed when she gave the meat skewers that I thought she was going to give to others.
After a while, Phineex's grateful cheers came from outside, and then Princess Sanwu came back from outside the tent, her face still ruthless, but from some small movements. I figured she was in full dark mode.
Huh?
Sitting beside the campfire, Princess Sanwu picked up a small branch and slowly cut it off section by section, as if she was calculating something. When the last section was thrown to the ground, Phoenix's voice suddenly came from outside.
"Oh... Your Majesty... Your Majesty... please... please spank me harder... harder... harder. Oh... I was... stepped on... no... don't... don't Like this...please don't stop...oh..."
"Time. Just right, test, perfect!" Princess Sanwu on the side recorded something indifferently.
I was so stupid and naive to think she was a kind girl. Having said that, Phoenix's current hallucination world is really interesting, if you can enter it. And if there is a DV, how much can the recording be sold for?
Xiaoxuedi's body is undoubtedly the best pillow and sheet. It curls up like a big fluffy cradle. When the sound of Phoenix stopped, I lay in it happily, and the little ghost also came up. "Xiaofan Xiaofan, I want to sleep with you, okay?" Meow said. She leaned on me and started acting like a baby.
No, even if you act coquettishly like this, I... No, I should say, even if you don't act coquettishly, I can't resist your cute expression. Damn it, how can a ghost look so cute? It's simply a foul.
"Aren't you going to put it back in the necklace? Where's the little mermaid?" I held her in my arms and kissed her, and the young couple pressed together warmly.
"She is sleeping. She can sleep better than me."
The little ghost curled up in my arms, murmured, and soon began to breathe evenly. Her lovely sleeping face made it impossible for anyone to wake her up.
Speaking of this little mermaid. I am really convinced, and the little ghost is a perfect match. Even the sleepiness is exactly the same. It should be said that she can sleep better than the little ghost. She spends at least 20 hours sleeping for 2 hours a day. No wonder people rarely see mermaids. I think this is also a big reason.
But that’s okay, because I can’t let her out when other people are around, and I’m also worried about whether she will get bored if she stays in the “fish tank” for a long time. It saves me the trouble of having her sleep all day like this. a lot of burden
Thinking like this, my eyes touched Princess Sanwu next to the bonfire. Just when I lay down, she also spread out the quilt and lay down, sleeping alone. Her petite back looked so lonely and strangely pitiful. At this moment, in my ghostly eyes, Princess Sanwu's body began to roll, rolling from the mat she was lying on to the ground, making a big circle around the bonfire, and then rolling onto Xiaoxue's bed. Body, roll into my arms.
If she had fallen asleep, she would look really strong sleeping! Holding her petite body close to her, I thought with laughter and laughter... - A shot coming straight from the branch on the opposite side of the tree, making me shrink back.
Looking along the line of sight, in the tree opposite, in a simple shelter made of branches and leaves, Phoenix, who had been feasted by the big mosquitoes in the primeval forest, was staring at me like an old man with broken thoughts. If in his hand If there was a curse scarecrow, I'm afraid it would have been nailed down long ago.
Khan, you provoked them yourself, and it’s none of my business. Don’t take it out on me if you can’t get angry at a woman, you bastard.
"Where's the ghost?"
Jumping down from the tree, seeing only Moissa walking out from behind me, Phoenix asked a little warily. After Princess Sanwu, the little ghost became the second girl to leave a shadow in her heart.
"She's back where she belongs."
"That's good, that's good." As if he was glad that a demon was gone, Phoenix gently lifted the bangs on his forehead very coquettishly, revealing a swollen face covered in mosquito bites.
After a simple breakfast and packing up the tent, the journey continued...
The place we are in now is called Spider Forest. Listening to this name, you may think that it is full of horrible spiders. In fact, it is not the case, although it is not without those disgusting spiders. But not enough for people to be given such a name.
This name was given because there are two most famous and disgusting caves in the nearby forest, one is called Spider Lair and the other is called Spider Cave. As the name suggests. Inside is a sea of spiders, with all kinds of spiders, some as big as a fist. You can see giant spiders that are as big as a palm, as big as a washbasin, or even as high as your legs.
Then again. Why are they given such similar names? Isn’t it hard to figure out the lair and the cave? Even if they are called Cave No. 1 and Cave No. 2, it is easier to tell them apart, you bastard! !
Other than that, walking straight along the Spider Forest is the huge wetland. There is nothing outstanding here. Skip it directly, and then there is the Skinning Forest. It has such a weird name because there is a skinning cellar inside. The name of the skinning cellar comes from the fact that the dwarfs in the cellar like to skin people. I have to say. , Dark people think in a more direct way...
If you can successfully pass through the Skinned Forest, you will reach the ancient city of Zakarum, which is the ruins of Kurast before the invasion of hell forces. Also called ancient Kurast. After the invasion of hell forces, Zakarum was controlled by the dark forces. The entire Kurast had to move to this place in order to find stability.
Of course, this does not mean that the entire primeval forest only consists of a few small places. The total of what I just mentioned is only one ten thousandth of the area of this forest. It is just because adventurers rarely go to other places, so they are not taken. What a name.
After the introduction of the place names, it is now time to introduce the situation of the forest. In the entire primeval forest, there are two major forces. After hearing this, everyone's first thought may be that Kurast, that is, the adventurers should It must be one of the major forces. If you think so, you are totally wrong!
One of these forces, probably everyone can think of, is the elves. They have lived here for generations, and their influence on the entire primeval forest is far beyond what we adventurers can match.
According to legend, the three main professions of the elves are wizards. A little different from us, elf mages are not as good at fire magic as humans. Their fire magic is another part of fire skills, plus a part of elves. They are made up of the unique plant skills of the tribe. In a certain way, although their damage output is not as high as that of human mages, their unique plant skills make their combat more flexible and safer.
The second profession is my old family - Druid. It is slightly different from ours in the transformation system and the summoning system. They do not have the clumsy bear transformation, but have multiple dexterous deer spirit transformations, and their attack skills are natural. There are also a few missing, replaced by the unique skills of the elves, and the summoning system of the spirit system has also been replaced by other skills. Compared with us human druids, who is stronger and who is weaker has not yet been concluded. .
I think everyone can guess the last profession. Yes, it is an archer, or a demon archer. Compared with Amazons, this profession lacks the javelin skill and replaces it with the elven clan’s characteristic sword-protecting skills, bow and arrow. The skills also seem to be different. Due to space limitations, Kane did not elaborate on this in the book.
As for whether the elves also have hidden professions like priests and monks like us humans, we cannot say this. It should be because humans and elves have always been at odds, although they have not gone to war. We have met each other, but the elves don’t have a good attitude towards us. The grudges here can be traced back to before the invasion of hell forces. In the papal era when mankind was the most prosperous, I don’t know the specific content, but I have seen too many different worlds. You can probably guess a thing or two - the elves moved here not only because they like the forest.
I only know so much information about the elves, and I got some of the details from Phoenix. Next, of course, when Phoenix introduced us to another major force in the forest, I never thought of it, and I believe not many people can think of it. A major force turned out to be----the dwarves!
Yes, they are dwarves. Maybe everyone will have questions about why the weak dwarves can replace adventurers as one of the two major forces in the forest. Regarding this point, Phoenix quickly solved our doubts.
----Their strength comes from their terrifying reproductive capabilities and adaptability.
Why on earth, humans have never been able to eradicate cockroaches and rats. In fact, this is also the case. There was once a saying that if things like cockroaches and mice could reach one-half of our human IQ, then it would not be humans but them that would connect to the earth.
The dwarfs are the highly intelligent versions of cockroaches and rats from another world, so it shouldn't be hard to imagine them occupying this space.
According to this statement. Then the dwarves should be able to rule the entire forest. Even the powerful elves have to retreat in the face of their cockroach-like fecundity and vitality. This is true in theory, but in practice. There are also many uneasy factors among the dwarfs, and it is these factors that restrict them from dominating the entire forest.
The first factor is tribal nature. Dwarves have a strong tribal concept. Although the dwarfs from different tribes would not start fighting immediately when they met, it would be difficult for them to integrate with each other, let alone cooperate to fight against the enemy.
The second factor is related to the forces of hell. Because of their strong fertility and vitality, the dwarves have a strange relationship with each other. First of all, they are monsters projected from the third world. These monsters have no IQ. Like all projections, they are hostile to any life. Secondly, they are dwarves who have been eroded by the power of darkness. Unlike the projections, although they are crazy, they still maintain a certain IQ, so This type of monster is a headache for adventurers, the last one. Of course, they are dwarfs who are not affected in any way and are native to the forest. They maintain their original IQ, and some dwarf wizards even understand the common language of the continent.
These three different dwarfs form a peculiar relationship between the dwarf races. As long as the three dwarfs of different natures meet, there is nothing to say. Either you die or I live. They will never stop until they kill each other. This kind of hatred between each other has also weakened the relationship to a great extent. The strength of the dwarves.
The third factor is to prevent the number of dwarves from overpopulating, but at the same time allow them to stand on an invincible point - a strong regional concept. The dwarf tribe is very stubborn about its own territory and generally does not go out of its way to expand itself. territory, but because of the terrifying reproductive capacity, the tribe’s population quickly fell into saturation. What should we do?
Fighting, they chose to kill each other, even relatives, and would not stop until about one-tenth of them were left. Although this behavior seriously weakened the strength of the tribe, the surviving dwarves As they become stronger, their descendants will also become stronger, and then when the population is saturated, they will start a new round of fighting.
Because of the benefits gained from this kind of fighting, adventurers call their behavior transformation. Every time they transform, the strength of the dwarf tribe becomes stronger. After about ten transformations, the tribe will produce a leader. After a hundred transformations, the tribe will have a leader. After 500 transformations, an elite will be born. After 500 transformations, a dwarf with demon king-level strength will appear. After 500 transformations, a dwarf with demon-level strength will appear. Dwarf.
However, so far, I have never heard of any adventurer encountering a dwarf tribe with demon king level strength, let alone a demon god level. In addition to the factors of fighting between the dwarves, the elves also played an important role. They are very familiar with the entire forest, and they will always wipe out the dwarf tribes that are in the weak stage after their transformation one by one, and strangle the enemy in the cradle.
The character of the dwarves is cruel and murderous, which can be seen from the origin of the name of the skinning cellar, while the elves are kind and paranoid, and cannot tolerate a grain of sand in their eyes. In addition, there is no room for two tigers in the same mountain. The grievances between the two major forces in the forest, The incompatibility between water and fire began not many thousands of years ago.
What is the role that we adventurers play in it?
"Don't pay attention to us. We're not in the way. At most, we just want to see what the elves look like, kill a few insignificant dwarf tribes to level up, and then everyone goes their own way." This is Phoenix's version.
"You guys fight slowly, I'm just passing by to make soy sauce, and I'm watching and throwing a few pebbles." This is my version.
Of course, having said that, our adventurer alliance is naturally biased towards the elves. I have only heard of adventurers killing dwarves to level up, but I have never heard of any adventurers who dare to kill elves to level up. Although we are in a cold war with each other, But there is still this subtle tacit understanding. After all, everyone has a common purpose, which is to drive the hell forces out of the Dark Continent.
"I heard that the elves often go to Kurastri to purchase necessities, but they are always hidden and mysterious, making it difficult to find." Phoenix blinked his mouth, looking rather regretful, and then added.
"I accidentally exposed myself. When I ran to take a look, I saw that they were all male elves, but they were more handsome than me. How unlucky!!"
Hearing this, I gave Phoenix a middle finger without hesitation...
