After equipping Princess Sanwu, we went to Thorne's house. Unfortunately, the servant told us that he was not at home. Think about it, these are all busy people. How could they stay at home and wait for me to arrange them? , it was luck to find Asila successfully.
After saying goodbye to Thorne's house in disappointment, I was thinking about whether to go to Alchemist Eco next. To be honest, I didn't really want to see this old man. Firstly, alchemists generally have weird tempers. It's like Lysander in Lu Gaoyin. Secondly, I was deceived by the gambling businessman Aigis in Lu Gaoyin. If the little ghost hadn't shown off his power and made money back, I might still be a little depressed now, so I He doesn't like Eco, who is also a gambling businessman, and thinks he must be a treacherous little old man.
Last but not least - why is he called Eco? ! ! What exactly is this setting? ! ! Only one word less than my precious daughter Aikelu! ! Are you, an old man, ashamed to have such a name? ! ! Change my name quickly! Change it immediately! Just call him Snoopy! !
I don’t know if it’s good luck or bad luck. Of course, when I came to Old Snoopy’s house reluctantly, his door was closed. An adventurer who also came to see him told me about the recent whereabouts of Old Snoopy. He is weird and often runs outside for several days. He seems to be looking for some materials. As we all know, alchemy will be a very embarrassing profession if there are no materials.
Very good, it’s best to never have to see this old man, I thought luckily, but this is probably unrealistic, because adventurers can always get some weird gadgets in the process of experience, some are useful, some are useless. It's useless, you have to ask the knowledgeable alchemist for these, so it can be said that there are more adventurers coming to Old Man Snoopy's house than Omus and Heratli.
Looking at the position of the sun, there is still about an hour until evening. Although now is not the best time to go to the bar, I still decided to go and check it out and get some news. I even bought a few copies of "Adventurer Weekly" to see what the most popular gossip in Kurast is these days.
I looked around the street, comparing which bar was busier. As I walked, unknowingly, I came to the place where I met Omas last time. Damn it, has my soul of complaining really awakened? Are you guiding me in the right direction? Bah bah ---
Fortunately, Omus didn't seem to be here, so I breathed a sigh of relief and subconsciously looked at the hotel standing in front of me - the Green Forest Bar, eh? Not a hotel? I remember yesterday. When the tough hotel owner splashed old man Omas with water, he indeed said "my hotel", maybe it was a part-time hotel.
Speaking of the owner of this hotel. I'm quite interested. I want to know that although Omus is weird, he is also one of the leaders of the Adventurer Alliance. The distance between civilians and adventurers is huge, so I can muster up the courage to splash Omus. The man from Bashan is definitely worthy of the word tough, and listening to that voice, he seems to be a middle-aged Obasan.
Just when I was thinking about whether I should go in and sit inside, even if I couldn't get any information. It would be nice to meet that tough lady. At this moment, the door of the hotel was suddenly opened, and a black shadow seemed to be thrown out from inside. It rolled on the ground a few times and stopped at my feet. Come down.
"You bastard, didn't my Oona reject you? You still keep nagging and pestering me. You don't understand human language anymore, do you?"
Then a middle-aged Obasan appeared at the gate. There was a dry cigarette in his mouth. Both his body shape and the look on his face are very tough. It instantly reminded me of a certain housekeeper in a funny movie. Stomping his foot on the ground. Just like a Tyrannosaurus rex. It seemed like the entire hotel was shaken.
This tough hotel hostess. Support your back with one hand. Pointing at the black shadow lying in front of my feet, he cursed. The sound is like a dragon bell. Anger soars into the sky. It attracted a number of adventurers who didn't know the truth to take a spectator attitude. There seemed to be a girl hiding behind her. Judging from the exposed half of her pretty face and the maid's unique tray in her hand. She should be the maid in the bar. At this time, he was looking at the black shadow at my feet with timid and unbearable eyes. While gently tugging on Obasan's sleeves with his hands. After Obasan has scolded enough. Just then, he muttered that you will come again next time. I will break your third leg. While comforting the maid named Oona. The door closed with a bang. Look away from the closed bar door. I moved my gaze to the black shadow at my feet. Judging from the clothes. He should be an adventurer. Adventurers like mages. That's it. Teasing ordinary girls. Then he was thrown out by the tough Obasan who dared to throw cold water at Omas. So that's it.
at this time. I have three options branching out in my mind.
A. Help the man in front of you who is suspected to be a mage adventurer. Careful and comforting. Trigger the mysterious passerby's gratitude event. There is a certain chance of obtaining martial arts secrets or magical weapons. If you choose well in the later stage. You can open the hidden BL ending.
B. Walk around the road. Leave this branch. Enter another branch that conflicts with this branch. The ending is unknown.
C. Step over him. There is a certain chance of triggering a combat event. You can get a certain amount of reputation after winning. If it fails. Then go directly back to your hometown to get married (Note: This branch cannot be L. Please choose carefully).
Well, magical weapons are very tempting, and the unknown future is also full of mystery, but compared to the first two options, it is still the most enjoyable to step on it.
He held his head high, raised his right foot to the height of his knees, and dropped it forward at a speed of five meters per second. He touched the ground on his toes, lightly kicked his left foot, and put all his strength on his right toes. A groan suddenly came from his feet.
"Ale, that's weird. It's obviously flat ground. Why do I feel like I've stepped on something?" Maintaining the independent posture of the golden rooster, he turned his body left and right several times, giving the impression that he wanted to confirm whether he had stepped on something. Something strange.
"Sure enough, it was my imagination. How could there be something strange in the middle of the road? Don't you think so, little Jasmine?"
After spinning for a full minute, I raised my head and looked far away, smiling brightly. I never put my eyes on the squirming object under my feet. Then I glared hard on my toes and jumped down.
"Yes, Master. There is nothing." Princess Sanwu responded expressionlessly. She followed my footsteps and stepped on them. No, rather than stepping on them, it would be more appropriate to describe them as kicking. Stepping on them can make such a dull and loud sound. "Boom----"?
A cold wind blew through the leaves. The surrounding adventurers shrank and watched speechlessly as the pair of demon masters and servants drifted away.
"etc----"
The black object lying on the ground slowly stood up and made a decisive voice. The voice sounded very young, with a bit of the femininity of a mage.
Hey, is it really going to trigger a combat event? I originally thought of fleeing the scene before he could react. Of course, it would be great if it could develop into a murder scene.
"You...wait for me..."
The young mage stood up and shook his mage robe very coquettishly, as if he wanted to make some majestic PE action. Seeing us leaving quickly without changing our footsteps, he hurriedly shouted loudly and raised his rather delicate and pale face. I saw him chasing after me quickly. I knew I couldn't escape, so I had to stop and look back at the mage who rushed forward, suddenly showing an exaggerated expression of surprise.
"Cousin, aren't you my long-lost cousin, Joseph Starling? After you ran away from home naked five years ago, you never came back. Everyone thought you were dead. Over the years, Where did you go?"
I went up to him, holding the mage's hands tightly and shaking them back and forth. Hearing what I said, the expressions of the adventurers around him suddenly changed. Indeed, the mage's face was quite feminine, and he didn't have a beard. It wouldn't be surprising even if he was a woman disguised as a man. Thinking of the mage's behavior of teasing the bar maid just now, The female adventurer at the front couldn't help but hug her body tightly and took a few steps back.
"You...you must have mistaken the person. I am a man. My name is Slife, Phoenix. Although it sounds a bit like a woman, I am a man..."
Feeling the strange eyes around them, these mages shouted loudly with embarrassment, but it had the opposite effect when the people around heard his (her?) name. His expression became even weirder.
"Damn it. You forced me to do this..."
The pale face of this young mage named Phoenix turned red from suppressing it. Suddenly he stepped on the stone on the roadside with one foot, and with the momentum of a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, he fiercely opened his mage robe, revealing his fair and thin chest.
There was silence all around. "Cousin, I didn't expect that after so many years, your breasts still haven't developed at all. Not only that, you haven't even changed your habit of streaking. I'm sorry for making everyone laugh. My cousin, although my hobby is a bit weird, but She is actually a good girl at heart, and we are now looking for a fiancé. If you are interested, please come to me and pay 100 gold coins to register."
I patted his (her?) shoulder, wiped away two tears sadly, and then bowed deeply to the adventurers around me.
"What a pitiful girl, she must have been stimulated in some way when she was a child..."
"What a wonderful cousin..."
For a moment, the adventurers were whispering to each other, and the voices that made the young mage's face gradually turn purple came one after another.
"you……"
The young mage seemed to realize that I was the real culprit, and couldn't help but glare at me with anger. However, after seeing my sincere eyes that didn't seem to be fake, he suddenly didn't know where to vent his anger.
Maybe he does have such a cousin. If that's the case, it's pitiful. No, no, that's not why I caught up. The young mage suddenly realized that he had just been disturbed by the unexpected time and had forgotten it for a moment. own purpose.
Being able to openly express his love to the maid in a noisy bar shows that this young mage is not a master who cares about other people's eyes at all. Soon, he adjusted his mentality, suddenly smiled faintly, and came to Princess Sanwu in my unfavorable eyes. In front of him, he waved his hand, and a red rose appeared in his hand, and then he knelt down on one knee.
"My beautiful little princess, since I first saw you, my mind has been filled with your figure. My cold soul is warmed by your smile. My world can no longer live without you. Please Accept my love. Let’s elope together.”
Get out of here, did you just see little Jasmine’s figure and smile? Was it because she stepped on him? Was it because the attributes buried in his heart were awakened? What do you want to do to my maid in front of me, the master? If I kill you, I will stuff you into a swamp leech nest and watch you being sucked dry.
I resisted the idea of going up and giving the mage a good beating, to be honest. This is something without any suspense. In Kurast, the level of adventurers is generally between level 30-40, so unless this guy has Talasha's talent, I can definitely use his twelve fingers. The appendix was pulled out of the butthole.
But, I have to hold back and be serious. The torture of sex is too cheap, so I have to deal with it mentally. Have you forgotten who this bastard provoked? It’s Princess Sanwu who is a hundred times more sinister than me. I rush to stop her now, but I’m just giving this guy an advantage.
When I think about this. Princess Sanwu really took action.
She covered her face with her hands, making a shy look, and looked at the mage with her beautiful bright yellow eyes, seeming to express the infinite possibilities.
No, little Jasmine, your expression must be more natural, especially your eyes, your eyes must be more gentle, no, forget it. That's it, you have never given me a gentle look, how can you give it to others first? I was secretly anxious while the emperor was not anxious and the eunuch was anxious, but I didn't know at all that it wasn't Moissa who hadn't given it to me, but myself. With my back turned, I just missed the stunning tenderness blooming like an epiphyllum.
Fortunately, Princess Sanwu was covered with a scarf, so her face could not be seen. Although his eyes were a bit fake, he still deceived the mage. You can tell by looking at the intoxicating smile on his face.
"No..." The voice was as thin as a mosquito's moan, weak and feeble. Saying it was no, it might as well give people the illusion of "yes".
"Why, I know, you also have feelings for me, right?" The young mage took a step forward and pressed forward step by step. He was about to hold the other person's slender hand hidden in the sleeve of his white robe. Unexpectedly, a flying kick hit his calf and neck before he could react.
Hey. Who is it? Which guy is it? When flying sideways, the young mage only saw a red shadow sweeping over his body, and he didn't even notice which guy had tricked him.
One of Princess Sanwu's special skills - Super Spark Sweeper - has finally appeared. Anyone who dares to approach her, please be prepared to fly away.
"no……"
Princess Sanwu still maintained the "shy" posture just now, as if she didn't notice the mage flying out at all, causing the adventurers who saw it clearly to take a breath, devil, this is definitely the devil's maid.
"Why?"
The mage got up again, shouting sadly, while scanning the surrounding adventurers with suspicious eyes, as if he still didn't know that the person who kicked him away was Princess Sanwu.
"It's too late. If you had said this to me a few days ago..."
Princess Sanwu closed her beautiful eyes, as if she didn't want her true feelings to be revealed, and that was indeed the case - in order to prevent her emotionless eyes from being revealed...
"Tell me, why?" The mage, who was so deceived, asked with a sad face.
"The incident happened in the villa in the dead of night. At that time, the owner and I were the only ones living together. There was no one around. No matter how loud we screamed, no one could hear us..."
Hey, hey----, I already have a bad feeling. Is this little little one planning to drag me into the water? I know. She must still be thinking about what I said this morning, this little little little princess.
While I was feeling hesitant and uneasy, Princess Sanwu continued speaking in an indifferent tone as if she were reading the plot of a novel.
"That sultry night, the drunk owner opened the door to my room where I was changing clothes and went to bed in a bestiality. He breathed the smell of alcohol in his mouth and approached me with lustful eyes. Then he fiercely put on his pajamas. As usual, I threw myself on the bed with my lust all over my body. A pair of devil claws caressed my body randomly, and their big smelly mouth came up, and then tore my clothes to pieces, revealing a pair of plump..."
No, no, no, looking at your current figure, I know you are lying...
wrong----! ! ! That's not what I should be concerned about, right? You want me to get the title of Wolf of Kurast, you bastard? !
Ignoring my angry gestures at the side, Princess Sanwu continued.
"I struggled feebly, but I was weak and could not resist the barbaric master. Finally, he quickly took off his clothes and used his fat and ugly body to press down on me who had been skinned into a naked lamb. Bathed in the charming In the small wilderness villa at night, the girl's helpless crying and moaning, and the man's heavy breathing and obscene laughter came from inside. The girl's world instantly collapsed in this beautiful night, and she became a corpse from then on. A puppet for the master to vent his carnal desires. Complete book----"
What does it mean to finish the whole book, you bastard? Sure enough, you are reading from the novels, and you really have those pornographic novels in your possession. Only ghosts would believe it. I turned the table over in my heart and complained endlessly.
A series of cold and dazzling eyes pierced over.
Hey...you...don't think...you all believe it...
"Don't worry, no matter what you become, I will accept you. Before that, let me..." The young mage took out his staff and looked towards me with a ferocious expression.
very good. It just so happens that I am also very angry. After I deal with you, I will deal with Princess Sanwu. This time I must hit her PP a hundred times. No, I might as well just do what she just said. I geared up and looked at the mage up and down, thinking about how to hit her to keep him firm for a while.
"Wait, please don't do this, please listen to what I say again..."
At this time, Princess Sanwu stopped the mage's bright yellow eyes and stared at him quietly. Said softly.
"If it were you, if it were you..."
Ah, this child really wants to beg me to let her master go. What a good girl. I, Phoenix, will definitely protect you for the rest of my life.
"If it were you, I would rather choose my beast master."
When the conversation changed, Princess Sanwu's tone became cold, even more cold than usual. As she said that, she slowly walked towards me, lifted the scarf on her face, revealing her stunning appearance. At this moment, everyone except me was stunned. This petite girl was so beautiful. Beautiful, that's for sure, even with the veil on. But no one could think of it. It's so beautiful.
In everyone's stunned eyes, in my dull expression. Princess Sanwu jumped up slightly and hugged my neck condescendingly. The cherry red gradually expanded in my eyes until a warm and moist feeling came from my mouth.
"Uh-huh----"
Is this an apology for what I just said, or a thank you for the equipment? Or maybe my mind was blank. I don’t know how long it took before the beautiful touch between my lips gradually disappeared. Then, along with her unique, clear voice that seemed to be different, it suddenly penetrated deeply into my blank mind. said a word.
"I like you, Master."
It wasn't close to my ear, but it was said in a powerful voice that everyone could hear. In a daze, I seemed to hear a hint of tenderness from that cold yet touching voice. I quickly came back to my senses and looked at it. Princess Sanwu still has that lifeless expression like a beautiful doll. Is it really my imagination? How could the little princess be associated with tenderness?
At this time, no matter how stupid the mage named Phoenix was, he saw that the two of us were clearly in love with each other. He planned to trick him from the beginning, but who told him to rush forward to express his love before he understood the situation? His face was blue and red for a while, and then he tremblingly stretched out his fingers to point at us who were hugging each other tightly.
"But... damn, oh, oh, oh... remember, don't think you will win like this, bastard----" Phoenix said this in a trembling voice, and Phoenix ran away in tears, leaving behind a group of figures looking at him. Speechless adventurer.
Hey, is this a bit too much? From the beginning, it seems that this young mage named Phoenix is actually a pretty good person, except for being a little frivolous. However, who told her to offend Princess Sanwu?
"Young man, you did a good job."
"I'm so lucky to have found such a beautiful little maid. Hey, my wife, please be gentle..."
At this time, the adventurers around me were making noises, and I realized that I and Princess Sanwu were still hugging each other. I quickly let go of her and waved to the people around me. At this time, "What are Princess Sanwu and us actually doing?" It’s never happened before.” I can’t say this anymore…
"Well, little Jasmine, those words just now were meant to stimulate the mage, right?" On the way back, the atmosphere was somewhat silent. I couldn't find the words for a while, so the trouble came from my mouth.
Princess Sanwu lowered her head, and her exposed eyes were covered with a dark shadow, so her dinner became swamp mud + leeches...
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