Back at Lal's house, Lal was the only one in the hall. This guy was like an old dog that had been basked in the scorching sun for a long time. He was slumping on the table with his whole body, moaning half-deadly from time to time, and turning around. At first glance, Aunt Lisa's door was closed. It seemed that he had been doing almost useless work these days.
When he saw me walking in, he glanced feebly out of the corner of his eyes, and then closed his eyes, sighing and frowning, looking like I was even more miserable than Yang Bailao.
I sent Sarah directly back to her room, covered myself with a quilt and fell asleep. Then I sat opposite Lar with a joking look on my face and looked at him with interest. I usually don't have much interest, I just like to watch Reservoir Dogs.
"Go, what are you looking at!" This old boy was in a bad mood, and when he saw that I was still giggling, he became angry.
"Hey, Mr. Lal, we claim that we don't need to report anything to our family. What else can trouble you?" I giggled and added to the trouble. Sure enough, there was a heavy impact in Aunt Sarah's room. .
"You bastard, you are just as bad as that bastard Doug!" Lar's eyes widened with anger, and he wanted to pounce on me and bite me. After a while, he lowered his head again in depression. I was not in a hurry. I poured a cup of tea by myself. Oops, I've been so tired from the old drunkard and old man Kane recently. It's rare to be able to relax like this.
"I said, Mr. Wu, look at how my baby daughter Sarah can get along with Vilas without any problems. Is there any secret?" After a long time, Dilar, who was lying on the table and was dying, seemed to suddenly think of something, and his eyes lit up. looked at me. She knew her daughter's character very well. Although she looked well-behaved and easy to deal with, she actually had the same character as her mother - she was very possessive at heart. This boy Wu was able to tame her into submission. If you can also teach yourself how to tie the knot, wouldn't it be easy to solve the problem with the sari?
"There's only one thing." I took a sip of tea. This guy really thought I was a lover. I'm also worried about my relationship right now.
"What can I do?" This guy jumped up excitedly and almost rushed over. Look at you, you still have the nerve to say you are not a strict henpecker. I gave him a look of contempt.
"It's very simple. You have to have a correct vision. You must understand the essence of the other person before getting married."
"Isn't this nonsense?" Lars, who was overjoyed and devastated, immediately threw the dirty rag on the table towards me, then lay weakly on the table and muttered in a low voice: "Actually, before we got married, the sari was still a A very docile and cute girl. Who knew she would turn into a tigress? You can’t blame me for this..."
Sweat, now it’s my turn to start sweating coldly. Sarah and Vilas won’t be like that in the future.
Just as the two fell into a speechless silence, a thunderous voice came from outside the door.
"Brother, I'm here to eat. Damn it, I'm starving to death." At all times and in all over the world, Doug is probably the only person who can be so confident in eating.
as expected. The door opened, and it was Doug and Geoff. Both of them looked a little downcast. Needless to say, Geoff. Anyone who was still a bit shameless would probably be upset if Doug did such a shameful thing. As for Doug, well, he must have been punished badly. After all, there are not many nouveau riche like me.
"Hey, Doug, how much did you get fined by the bar?" I touched his scar that was still bleeding.
"His. 286 gold coins. It's just a rotten table, those vampires!!" Sure enough, he mentioned this. Doug's already ugly face suddenly turned black.
"Not much. I spent more than 20,000 gold coins back then." I said lightly. Every time I think about it, it's like a knife. It's more than 20,000 gold coins. Even if it's replaced by broken gems, it's still a small bag. Twenty of them are inside.
After hearing what I said, Doug immediately found his psychological balance and became happy. Why am I surrounded by a bunch of bastards who base their happiness on the pain of others?
"Sister-in-law, I'm hungry. Do you have anything good to eat?" Doug looked around and saw that Aunt Sari was not here, so he asked loudly.
"Go find Wu, he probably has delicious food there." Aunt Sari's voice came from the room.
Huh? I? I was stunned. Could it be that Aunt Sari... "By the way, sister-in-law, I really forgot if you didn't tell me. I heard that you went to Lugao Gao and got back a lot of good things. You must not have forgotten it." It’s our share.” Doug immediately locked his eyes on me. Not to mention him, even Lal and Gefu were in a daze. If Lu Gaoyin was compared to a metropolis, then Camp Rogge would undoubtedly be In a poor country, this new thing in the city is still very attractive to a group of bumpkins like Lal.
"Of course I won't forget your share. Who do you think we are good brothers?" I immediately narrowed my eyes. You three are actively seeking death. So don't blame me for being cruel.
"Could it be those crippled monster carvings, Andariel's tentacles or something like that?" Lal suddenly remembered the strange gift he received from me last time, and immediately looked at me warily.
"No, no, this time it's something more affordable. Just like Aunt Sari said, it's some very strange food." I laughed even harder, Aunt Lisa, you have a big conscience, but I like.
"Oh! That feeling is so good. Damn it, as soon as I woke up, I was dragged to the bar by those bastards." Doug, who was already dizzy with hunger, shouted excitedly, obviously not noticing what I specially emphasized. The word "peculiar", and after his interruption, Lal and Gefu seemed to have ignored it. Very good, you will not be wronged.
I took out three breads from the inventory with a smile. I bought these breads after finding N stalls in the market. They are very "creative" breads and full of novelty.
Do not believe? Look at my left hand first. At first glance, there is nothing special. It is just that the ordinary sesame bread has a few extra red claws and a pair of pliers. You only need to cut it horizontally from the middle. Only then can you see the baker's unique ingenuity - there is actually a crab wrapped in the bread. This crab is very complete, even the shell has not been removed. Look at its four pairs of sound claws, and its powerful claws. Clamps, there is no doubt that this is a very healthy large crab, most importantly. It is a live, green and natural crab that has not been processed or added with any preservatives. When I first bought it, the claws and pincers were still squirming. The biggest selling point of this bread is that-- When you put it on the ground, you will be shocked to find that this bread can actually walk sideways! !
Look at the one on my right hand. It doesn’t look special at first glance. It doesn’t even have the most basic claws and pliers. Only after breaking the bread in half can you discover the hidden meaning inside it. Yes, this is a bread with a pit, and it is not an ordinary pit. It is a very precious luminous oval fish taken from the deep sea of the Twin Seas 20,000 meters below the seabed. The pit inside is made of this fish--- - Visceral----The part that is connected to the anus is made with careful selection and good intentions. There is no doubt that this part is also a natural food without any processing. Please feel free to eat it.
The last piece of bread I put on the table. It's a bit more curious than the first two. When I first saw it, I thought it was a hot dog, but when I looked closer, I thought it was a hot dog. Only then did I realize that there were some differences in the details - the slices of bread on both sides were round and small, probably in the shape of an egg, and the hot dog sandwiched in the middle, no, it was not a sausage. The baker told me that this thing has a lot of history. , taken from less than 50,000 meters under the sea. The head of a giant deep-sea sea turtle that only surfaced once in fifty years to lay eggs while sleeping. Then he put the turtle's head, which had been chopped off for less than half a quarter of an hour and was still bleeding, between two pieces of ball-shaped bread. This is considered done, and indeed, ahem, it is of far-reaching significance...
Looking at the three loaves placed on the table, the three of them looked at each other, and even Doug, who looked like he was reincarnated as a starving ghost, restrained himself from taking action immediately.
"My dear Wu, can you tell me, are these breads really edible?" Lal asked cautiously. Sari had not cooked at all in the past few days, and he was very hungry now.
"Of course." I said plausibly: "Although these breads are not impressive in appearance, let me tell you, the ingredients in these are seafood. Do you understand seafood?"
"Oh!!" When they heard the word "seafood", the three of them couldn't help but trembled and shouted in surprise. They suddenly had a little more confidence in these three breads. This seafood is very important to Rogge Camp located in the Sea of Prairie. For example, adding these two words to precious ingredients that cannot be bought even if you have money is like saying to a poor kid who has never stepped out of the mountains, "This is from the city, so it's easy to use it." It was no longer possible for Lal and the others not to believe it.
"But, it seems to taste a bit weird." Gefu, who was always cautious, pinched his nose and said a little worriedly.
"This seafood smells like that. It doesn't smell good, but it tastes just delicious." He was laughing so hard in his heart that he almost cramped, but his face was serious.
Of course it has taste. Do you think this raw seafood that has been stored for more than 20 days can have no taste?
Another sentence of "city goods" finally broke down the last line of defense in Lal's and the others' hearts. The three of them looked at each other intriguedly. Lal and Doug on both sides took the lead in attacking, eating the relatively normal-looking crab bread and fish. With the bread in his hand, Gefu, who was lagging behind, had no choice but to choose turtle bread. The honest man really suffered a loss.
I sighed for a while and watched them each put the bread into their mouths. I felt that they were so pitiful, so...
"Wait!!" I stopped them decisively: "This bread is delicious, but don't you think something is missing?"
The three of them stopped, all looking puzzled and open-minded.
"Yes, that's it, jam!!!" I suddenly raised a bottle of golden jam high and said decisively.
"Oh, this jam is a golden color that I have never seen before!" "Lu Gaoyin's stuff is really extraordinary!" "Just by looking at the golden color, I can tell that it must taste very good." Three People gathered around the jam and marveled at it, expressing their inner thoughts one after another.
"Bread without jam is like a fallen devil without a small knife, Andariel without tentacles, and Diavolo who can't play with fire. They are completely unqualified bread gourmets. Come on, without further ado, I'll help. Just smear it on." As I said this, I used a spoon to smear the bread both inside and out. The bread, which shone with gold, was like the highest-grade caviar, and the light color could make People salivate.
"Then we're welcome." Seduced by the appearance, the three of them didn't care about the jam in their hands. They just grabbed the bread and took a big bite. I, on the other hand, had already walked out of the door and sighed. It’s not that I don’t want to see it, it’s that I can’t bear it.
"ah!!!!"
Today is an unforgettable day for all Rogge residents, because on this day, the most piercing and desperate screams in history echoed over the Rogge camp!
When I opened the door again and walked inside, the entire hall was in a mess, like a murder scene. Three half-bitten loaves of bread were scattered on the ground with golden jam flowing on them. Correspondingly, there were three "corpses" , no, it cannot be said to be a corpse.
Doug, an old man, was lying on the ground, with his hands close to his body, his whole body arched and tense, and he was constantly rolling and swinging with the help of his waist. His cheeks opened and closed, like a heartbeat accidentally jumping to the shore. It goes without saying that the living fish was struggling, and it goes without saying what kind of bread he had eaten. Lal, on the other hand, stood in a horse stance, with his hands clenched, foaming at the mouth, his eyes rolling up and down, walking sideways, humming, how does crab bread taste?
Poor Geoff, lying motionless on the ground, oh my God, could he have died heroically? There is another honest person missing in this world, but when I looked closer, I found that this guy was practicing Turtle Breath.
It wasn't until night that these three poor guys woke up. Naturally, I was inevitably taught a lesson by them. I was caught by the three of them, gagged, and hung upside down to a tree for a whole night. In fact, I was not the culprit. It's Aunt Sari, I just added a little fire. Looking at the warm firelight in the room and the faint sound of chewing, I just felt that the wind was cooler tonight and I was hungrier.
Afterwards, the cold war between Aunt Sari and Lal finally ended. This can fully prove that Aunt Sari did it on purpose. However, how should I explain such a thing? Who made me laugh the most happily at that time.
The days passed like this, either being tied to the training ground by the old drunkard, or being dragged by Kane to test paper, or kidnapping Sarah, taking Willas to play with him, bickering with the little ghost in his spare time, until I listened to Doug's nonsense in the bar, and then watched groups of adventure teams leaving, and welcomed groups of adventurers back. It has been nearly a month since Lal and the others came back. In the evening, they just came back from the training ground sweating profusely. , I heard the news that Warev’s convoy has returned.
