I didn't expect that these three bastards would be so popular in Rogge's camp. After stepping out of the teleportation square, a large part of the adventurers refused to leave. They followed behind them, laughing and cursing all the way. The uninformed civilians thought it was the adventurers demonstrating collectively, and they were all so frightened that they hid far away.
It was not until they arrived at the door of Lal's house that these adventurers gradually dispersed. Seeing that home was in sight, the excitement on Lal's face became more and more obvious. Aunt Sari, who had already received the news, came out to greet them and looked at each other from a distance. A beautiful person, a loving wife, filial children, and a successful career. Isn’t that what you want most in life?
This slut strode forward to meet her. She was about to put on a few domineering PEs to shock her husband, so that Sari could know how great her husband was. She was thinking of her running towards her with tears in her eyes, ecstatic. He fell into his arms, kissed her in public, and began to constantly repent of his harsh and domineering words and deeds in the past. He vowed to change his ways from now on and promised to be obedient and obedient. If you tell me to go west, I will never dare to go east.
His heart was extremely horny. Lal's brain felt as if it had been kicked by a seismic dragon. He showed a lewd and idiotic smile, which almost made him drool. His stupid look immediately startled the people next to us and backed away again and again. If you dare to get close to the radius of ten meters with the center of the circle, in Doug's words: everyone should be dazzled, stupidity is contagious.
Soon, Lal, who had finished having sex, came back to his senses, wiped his mouth, closed his eyes, and had a serious look on his face. At this moment, the Sari aunt opposite him was also silent. The two looked at each other from a distance, quite a bit like Xiao Ran, the peerless master before the confrontation. Suddenly, Lal took a deep breath, opened his eyes, thinking that he was giving Aunt Sari a lightning strike from Ouyang Feng, and then his eyes sternly showed compassion. Then slowly lift your right foot. The left hand is on the waist, the right hand is holding the "sword", and the head is not leaning to one side, looking up at 38 degrees.
Oh, everyone was excited. Could this posture, this expression, this look be the classic PE of the dragon slayer in the novel "The Golden Paladin of the Dragon Slayer: The Legend of Aisidlu (with Illustrated Edition)"?
Although the feet on Aisid Road are black dragon heads, the feet on Lal are dung and haystacks. Although Aisidlu is wearing the glory of Arkani, with the glitter of dragons on his shoulders, wearing the Crown of Harmony on his head, and holding the Needle of Ariok in his hand, Lal is wearing a blue chain mail riddled with holes. , wearing a leaky canvas cape and a skull helmet like an iron pot, holding only a white sword in his hand, but it did not affect the demeanor and temperament he showed at this moment, which was flawless His posture almost completely overlapped with that of Ayiside Lu. The melancholy and vicissitudes of his eyes showed no joy of victory, just like the invincible loneliness shown after slaying the dragon on Ayside Road. At a glance, it was clear that he had to go through thousands of hard exercises to reach such a high level. The onlookers were shocked by this. He gave warm applause and said that if there is knowledge under the ground of Aisid Road. I will also send a follow-up emotional message from someone. A boundless evil spirit. The applause of the crowd suddenly stopped in shock. Even Lal, who had fully assumed the role of slaying the dragon, began to tremble with his calves stepping on the dung and haystacks. Aunt Sari stretched out her white index finger and gently pointed at us. Lord Lal, the dragon-slaying warrior, made a hook, which was as powerful as Buddha's finger. Lal smiled, but it was just a charming smile. Smile flatteringly. The dragon-slaying warrior instantly transformed into a little pug, and obediently followed Aunt Sari into the house.
""Sister-in-law. What's wrong with your sister-in-law? I'm the head of the family. Do I have to report to her what I want to do? "After the door was closed, everyone looked at each other and couldn't help laughing. At this time, Doug pinched his nose and said in a strange way, imitating Lar's accent. It was like a fuse, holding everyone in their stomachs. Laughter burst out.
"Roar!!! Doug, please remember...ah, my little sari, be gentle..." Lal's roar came from the room, and in the middle of the sentence, it turned into a cry for mercy.
"Haha..." Everyone's laughter resounded through Rogge. Poor Lal, I hope this embarrassing incident will not spread to Lu Gaoyin.
However, the choked curses of Aunt Sari could be faintly heard in the room, which made the remaining group of adventurers, especially those who had not yet married, feel a lot of emotions, and also brought a bit of ridicule. Envy, even the two old guys Doug and Jeff were muttering whether it would be better to find a companion. Having a wife to take care of him seemed not bad. "Big brother"
Little Sarah, who is not growing up physically but is becoming more and more mature mentally, also leans sentimentally in my arms and stares at me closely with her crystal clear crimson eyes: "If big brother is as deceitful as dad in the future, Sarah I will also cry with worry.”
"How could it be? Besides that idiot Lal, who else in the world would have the heart to lie to our most beautiful and lovely little Sarah?" I hugged her little body into my arms, caressing and coaxing her to comfort her. , thought for a while, and added eagerly.
"However, Sarah can't be as cruel to her elder brother like Sari's mother."
"Sarah will definitely be very well-behaved and listen to big brother's words from now on." The little angel nodded obediently and responded with a bright and innocent smile, and gently caressed my face with her young fingers. Then he leaned over the pink little head and kissed it gently with his cherry lips.
Woohoo, you are so cute. I really love you, this little angel, little lolita. Come on, let’s go home and shop now..., no, take a bath, oh, don’t get me wrong, I mean Xiao Sha La had just been hugged by the stinky Laal and needed to take a good bath. Whether it was a fleeting thought just now or the current explanation, there was absolutely no deeper meaning.
After watching me and Sarah lovingly leave with jealous looks on their faces, Doug and Geoff also yawned lazily. After fighting Andariel for a whole day, they were already exhausted. This time they got Just have a good sleep for three days and three nights. "Brothers, please look forward to the exciting live commentary of the battle between the great barbarian warrior Doug and his two supporting cast members and Andariel in a few days. Brothers, I'm going to catch up on some sleep first, so I won't send you away. "He said and turned to everyone. left.
The other adventurers cheered in understanding - no adventurer would have to take a long nap after returning, let alone returning from the battle with Andariel. They were also looking forward to the battle explanation of Doug, Rogge's number one braggadocio. Unexpectedly, even several adventure teams who planned to go out in these two days decided to postpone the date for a few days.
In the next few days, old man Gill seemed to be still thinking about my few words, striving for an "epiphany". Even me taking Sarah away was just a small complaint. Except for the three Lal who had just returned, the entire Rogge camp outside. Sarah and I, who were riding around on Xiaoxue, were the most conspicuous. The gossip about "Master Fan and his little wife" once again spread throughout the Rogge camp. Under the guidance of "careful people", Sarah and I seemed to have become adults. We have become a pair recognized by the entire Rogge camp. Now no one will dare to harass Sarah, unless he feels good about himself and thinks he has the strength to withstand my anger.
Other than that, it was extremely quiet. Doug and Geoff slept like dead pigs. I went to the hotel to see them a few times. The concentrated light and fire ** that they learned in "Two Brothers in the World" failed to wake them up. Doug was still snoring when he saw his body on fire. For the first time, I couldn't help but admire him from the bottom of my heart. As for Lal, this poor guy stayed at home every day, racking his brains to comfort Aunt Sari, who was still angry. I sympathized with him.
On the fourth day, when I passed by the bar, I saw the bustling scene inside. Sarah suggested to go inside and have a look. I thought it was not a big deal, so I pulled her and opened the door of the bar. I really missed it... No. It should be said that it is more sad. Every piece of wood here is paid for by me! !
Next to the door of the bar as you entered, there was a sign hanging high: "New" Rogge Bar.
"Brother, why are everyone silent?" The bar, which had been noisy just now, seemed to have suddenly cast a silent spell from the moment I stepped into the door. Suddenly there was silence. Some of the barbarians were waving their body movements so exaggeratedly that they paused in mid-air, looking over here with wide eyes, and their mouths were long enough to swallow a cup. Seeing this strange scene, the cute little angel couldn't help but Somewhat nervous, he put his little head to my ear and whispered timidly.
"Well... I guess this is how everyone welcomes us." I was also quite puzzled. Damn it, why do everyone look so desperate? I haven't done anything harmful to God.
"Boss. Bring me a glass of ale and a glass of juice." After finding a quieter seat to sit down, I said hello. Although I didn't like drinking and wanted to order a juice, I had to behave in front of Sarah. Just a little.
At this time, the atmosphere in the entire bar became even weirder. A few adventurers even stood up gently and looked like they were about to run away. When the waiter trembled and walked towards us carrying the plate, I seemed to feel the frightened gazes from almost the entire bar. When I looked back alertly, I found that everyone was sitting upright with a look like "I didn't look towards you, sir." Eh? No problem. Where did those looks come from just now? Is it my imagination?
The "smiling" waiter finally placed the ale and juice on the table. Hey, look at your stiff expression, are you new here? The quality of young people nowadays, I shook my head.
At this moment, the waiter had a flash of inspiration, which was comparable to the moment of enlightenment when an apple hit Newton's head. He was full of cleverness. He subconsciously reversed the positions of the ale and juice, and moved the ale to Sarah's. Side, moving the juice in front of me.
Shout out to the waiter for a job well done! ! I love you! ! !
For a moment, the adventurers behind me seemed to burst out with such an indescribable "soul" of meaning. I felt inexplicably annoyed, and turned around with my eyes wide open, only to find that the adventurers had resumed their conversation and laughter. , as if everything that just happened was an illusion. Could it be that I am too worried again?
I turned around in confusion, but I saw Sarah holding the ale glass tightly in her little hand, looking at me with a mixture of fear and hope.
"You can only drink a little bit." I said with a helpless smile. Most children who are exposed to alcohol for the first time will probably show this kind of expression to adults. Only after drinking it can you know the bitterness. Humph, anyway, the strength of this ale is It's not high, it should be okay to let her drink a little.
"So this is what the bar is like." The little angel looked around secretly, and was startled from time to time by the noisy adventurers. He lightly stuck out his pink tongue, like a kitten drinking water, and curiously licked the ale foam. After Tian Tian, he immediately frowned, a blush appeared on his face, and his expression was extremely charming.
After staying in the bar for a while, I don’t know whether it was because of drinking or the air inside was too stuffy. Sarah’s pretty face was flushed, her eyes were a little blurry, her little head was shaking, and her smile was a little brighter. Dull and cute, I was about to take her away from here, but there was a sudden noise outside the bar, and then the door was opened, and a dark crowd followed a tall figure into the bar.
It turned out to be Doug, an old man. I took a quick look and saw that this was something strange. I had just used the "Focused Light Ignition **" to set most of his body on fire, but he didn't wake up. Why did he wake up now? Are you coming to life? But I guess he was also quite puzzled. He just had a "little" sleep, so why did the entire bed and clothes on his body burn up? Even the beloved little braid at the back seems to be shorter.
The large group of adventurers behind Doug seemed to have added a lot of coals to the slightly hot stove, instantly igniting the entire bar. The air seemed to rise dozens of degrees in an instant, and even the breath felt a little hot. .
"Doug, come one, Doug, come one." Doug had just sat down, and several impatient barbarians couldn't help but roared. They took a sip of the ale brought by the waiter, and Doug glared at them. : "What's the rush?"
Then, he moistened his throat, pretended to cough a few times, and suddenly slapped the special table in the bar hard. Doug, the number one braggart in Rogge camp, his two supporting teammates and Andalil had to say. The story begins.
