It seemed to be very peaceful for several days after that. Veras prepared everything as usual and created an environment for me where I could put on my clothes, put out my hands for food and open my mouth. The phrase "Gentle Country, Tomb of Heroes" translates to me as "Beautiful and Gentle" A wife is a breeding ground for useless husbands." Of course, for me, who lives by eating and waiting for death as my motto, such a life is undoubtedly a pleasant life. The only thing I care about is that Vilas keeps running to Lal's house recently, and it seems that she is Discussing something with Sari aunty.
However, why add "seems" in front of calm? Because this is just an appearance. Usually, the protagonists in animations and novels are actually working hard. They obviously want to lie on the massage chair and sleep all day, but they are always distracted by trivial things or things that are related to the survival of mankind. Running around for big things, not to mention the massage chair, even sitting down is a waste of time.
In fact, I have said so much just to prove: my good days are over.
So one morning, I woke up with an inexplicable chill. I was about to do something to benefit future generations with Vilas, who was skinned like a lamb and snuggled sweetly in my arms while having sweet dreams. But before I could take action, A shrill scream like a duck rang out from outside.
"Wu, you?"
Well, even if I didn't wake up, I was woken up by you. I pressed my temples in distress, and Vilas was also woken up. Seeing the postures of the two of them, I didn't know what I wanted to do.
"Do your best and let others talk." I said to Vilas with a serious face, who was shy and struggling weakly. It was a pity. I originally wanted to do it when she was asleep..., ahem, whatever.
"Sir, outside. Someone is calling you outside!" Vilas saw that his body was gradually sinking. I quickly tried to divert my attention.
"It's just a croaking crow."
"Wu, you brat, if you don't come out, I'm going in!" The duck-like voice sounded again, and Vilas looked at me with a victorious face.
Hoho
"You damn drunkard, you're crying out for mourning so early in the morning!" Rogge was the only one who could make such a weird sound. Apart from the old woman Kasha, I really can’t think of anyone else. Don’t you know that disturbing a man’s sex life is one of the two taboos along with attacking a man’s private parts, and they are absolutely forbidden things?
I rushed out of the tent angrily, and as expected, the man with burgundy shoulder-length hair, who poured wine into his mouth early in the morning, was anyone other than Rogge who was the most drunkard, even if I didn't need to curse him. She will definitely get stomach problems when she gets old!
"You brat, do you think I want to rush in early? If it weren't for you, I would still be sleeping in the nest. Don't go back to Rogge's camp in the future. Get away from me!!" Kasha also looked unhappy. , with a stinky face that seems to say: I am also a victim! !
"It turns out to be Master Kasha, good morning." With a perfect smile, Vilas opened the tent door and walked out. Look, why are there such big differences between women who are the same. The newly emerged vilas are like prairie lilacs, fragrant. It must have seemed to her that the old drunkard across from him was a stinking flower, stinking of alcohol.
"Hey, our little singer is also early. Looking at your rosy face, Wu must have spent a lot of energy." Kasha waved his hand carelessly, and as soon as he opened his mouth, Willas almost turned around in disgust. Go back to the tent.
"Ka...Master Kasha, why don't you have breakfast here." Vilas is not as thick-skinned as me. Calm down. She pretended not to hear, but the blush on her face gave her away.
"Breakfast?" Kasha's eyes flashed. Some people can judge her cooking skills just by looking at her appearance and temperament. Vilas is undoubtedly this kind of woman, swallowing her saliva without any image. Vilas's suggestion is very tempting, but Kasha thought about it, In the end, he shook his head with regret.
"Forget it, there are still a lot of troubles today, and I also need to borrow your wife." After saying that, Kasha suddenly grabbed my collar and dragged me without waiting for Vilas to speak. He strode away.
"Vilas and I were dragged on the ground. As I watched the distance between Vilas and Vilas gradually widening, I couldn't help but cry out in pain, just like lovers in a soap opera who were forcibly separated by villains.
"Remember to feed Xiao Fan and Xiao Lu!!" Just to put it casually, Xiao Fan and Xiao Lu are the two lambs raised by Veras. "Okay, what's the training today?" Seeing Kasha dragging herself to the training ground, even a person with a negative IQ can understand what's going on.
"Damn it, if the dead old woman hadn't pulled me up from the bed and threatened me with wine, I wouldn't have done it." Looking at my limp appearance, another victim, Kasha, wailed in pain: " Thinking about those days, who didn’t beg me to teach you, and I was very careful, I have only taught two people seriously in the past few decades, who is not a genius, the talent of a toe is worth a fool like you.”
"Oh? Which two people?" Kasha said this, and I became curious. As for that idiot, humph, don't think you can get away with it, keep it in your mind first, and figure it out later.
"Time is running out, let's start practicing." Kasha changed the topic, her eyes flickered, and she seemed to have some lack of confidence. This is strange. Although this old drunkard is not a good person, he does have high vision and can make her No matter what, she is a unique genius. Logically speaking, she should be shining brightly now and become a hero that everyone talks about after dinner. However, she looks like she is ashamed to mention it.
Seeing that Kasha was silent and didn't even drink, I knew it would be useless to try to trick her out. If I had time, I'd better ask Farah, Kasha's old enemy. , I think he would definitely be happy to tell me something.
"Then the content of today's training is..." I glanced at the weapon racks around me and found that there were no weapons on them. Are they going to teach me how to fight with bare hands?
"It's still the same basic course." Kasha yawned boredly: "The negative status and combo skills I taught you earlier are just to let you experience and get used to that feeling. I don't expect you to be able to do it in your twenties. Master it within the year, and I’ve taught you a lot of basic combat skills, and the rest is for you to slowly experience. I’m busy today. Let’s use that one first.”
After talking to herself, she suddenly shouted at me: "Wu boy, close your eyes."
Shocked by her non-joking words, I closed my eyes subconsciously.
"hiss--"
In the dark world, the sound of hunting through the air came towards me, and I had no time to open my eyes. I hurriedly lowered my body and turned to the right. I was about to use the lazy donkey roll that I had not used for many years, but the next moment, my body paused.
When I opened my eyes, Kasha's left fist was touching my right waist and ribs. From my current posture, it was as if I had taken the initiative to send my waist to her to hit her.
Kasha smiled and retracted his fist: "Did you see that? This punch was punched at the same time as you dodged the frontal punch, and I didn't hide the power of the punch. Do you know now how weak your foundation is?"
I nodded, and I understood what Kasha meant. If these two fists were replaced by two enemies, then I would be passive. That is to say, in the dark, if there was only one enemy, I could still manage. Determine its location and attack if two or more appear. That would be a completely passive situation.
"As long as you understand." Kasha nodded happily: "Then, let's officially start now." She said covertly. Suddenly, several green birds, less than the size of a woman's fist, magically appeared from her hands.
"A kind of bird called the peak bird is often seen in the jungle. It is very fast. Even if you are a job changer, it is not easy to catch them just by speed." Looking at my confused eyes, Ka Xia Jie said, and then pointed to a Western-style log cabin outside the training ground that looked like a small indoor sports ground.
Then. I was led inside by Kasha. As soon as I stepped in, I felt a hint of malicious atmosphere. More than a dozen windows on both sides were tightly closed, and even the gaps between the logs were airtight, just like a huge underground secret room.
"Hehe -" Kasha smiled evilly and let go of the four or five sparrows in his hand. They screamed and flew around the room with their wings. By the time I reacted, Kasha had already exited outside and closed the door. When you come to the door, all light is immediately blocked.
"Don't be surprised. I have asked the old man to build a magic circle here that is isolated from light and reinforced by magic. Your task now is to catch the five sparrows in the room with your own hands. Of course, if you use magic or I won’t say anything to you about other props that can make you a strong person. It’s up to you to do what you want. That’s it. I will come back and open the door for you at dusk.”
After saying this, a few footsteps gradually faded away from outside, and then it became quiet.
Damn it, I cursed hard. This feeling is really annoying, as if the five senses have been cut off. Only the faint sound of the flapping wings of the bird in the distance can be heard in my ears. Damn it, this is an indoor basketball court. What's even more frustrating is that the sound the bird makes when flying is not much different from that of a swallow. The old drunkard must be too pushy.
Complaints are complaints, and I have to take action. The shortcut to becoming a strong person is to take one step at a time.
The setting sun cast a rosy glow on the horizon. Kasha staggered to the training ground carrying a small wine bottle.
"Wu, Hiccup, are you still alive? Hiccup breathed out the smell of alcohol. Kasha opened the door and saw a black shadow immediately flying out from inside.
"Hiccup Wu, you...what's wrong with you." Kasha looked at the black figure that jumped out with a dark expression on his face. His clothes were in a mess, and there was a piece of bird droppings stuck to his head.
"Old drunkard, can you give me this thing?" I held in my hand a bird that was screaming and flapping its wings. There was an indescribable ferocity on my face. This dead bird actually stood on my head and defecated. , but if this were not the case, I wouldn’t even be able to catch one.
"Hmm... Well, take it, there are as many of these as you need anyway." Kasha seemed to be shocked by my miserable appearance and replied without hesitation.
"That's good, that's good. If you don't die this time, should you bake it raw or braise it? Haha, hahahahahahaha-"
Listening to the ferocious laughter that gradually faded away, Kasha wiped the cold sweat from his head and suddenly clapped his hands.
"Hey, I forgot to tell him. Hummingbirds are poisonous. Even if you change jobs... eh, forget it, it's not a big problem anyway." With this muttering, Kasha continued to drink wine, shaking it step by step. Go to your own nest.
after an hour……
"Sir, what's going on with you?" Vilas asked with a worried look on her face as she stood outside the toilet door.
"Stop talking." An almost collapsed voice came from the toilet. He poked his huge head out of the corner and looked at the mixed team of exiles and ratmen across the corner. After suffering enough on the third floor, even Doug, who usually fought and charged hard, learned to be cautious.
"This road is blocked." Doug made a grinning gesture to the two people behind him. For him, there was nothing more depressing than being unable to take action when the enemy was so close.
Lal and Gefu behind them also nodded dejectedly. It was not that they were weak, but that the closer they got to the hole on the fourth floor of the tomb, the number and quality of monsters became terrifying. Two or three monsters appeared in a group. Elites are nothing new. This is really not a hard nut that a team of adventurers can crack down.
Sneaking back to the hiding place they discovered a few days ago, the three of them continued to eat and drink. They had been wandering around the area for the past few days. Danger also meant opportunities. Elite monsters that could not be encountered once in half a month were now almost You can see it every day, but whether you can chew it down is a question.
Now the equipment they have on hand has been upgraded to a higher level than before. If they can get some more anti-drug equipment, the day of challenging Andariel will not be far away. The three of them gathered around the campfire. The face reddened by the fire was full of excitement and excitement...
