The liar has calmly collected the gold coins, which are thousands of gold coins. Because when I am bored, I always put a thousand gold coins in a pile (it is really boring), so I can put them together. Thousands of gold coins were taken out instantly, and he was able to count them all in such a short period of time. From a certain perspective, it might not be an exaggeration to say that he could indeed be called a top master.
"Huh huh... I have seen all of your ugly behavior, ignorant human beings."
There was an evil and crisp sound coming from the depths of my soul.
"Please, don't be pretentious and make a line that is only used by the devil in knight novels. Have you forgotten your identity? Do you want to change your job? From a saint to a devil? I don't remember this happening. It’s a hidden career change route!”
I pressed my temples with a headache. It was not good, it was very bad. I thought that the lazy little ghost would be sleeping worse than a pig at this moment, but I didn’t expect that she was awake when she shouldn’t be awake. Judging from her tone, I guess just now She had seen everything clearly from beginning to end.
"Don't worry, even though I'm so beautiful, I actually keep my mouth shut and I will never tell outsiders."
The little ghost patted his chest proudly and confidently spoke in extremely inconsistent terms. Is there a necessary relationship between beauty and a tight mouth? Are you expressing the idea that beautiful women are usually more gossipy? Also, it is worth pondering not to say this to "outsiders". What does it mean to be an outsider to her? This is a big loophole.
So, I felt the need to fight back.
"Oh, is that so? If this is the case, in return, I will never tell outsiders that you never wear underwear. The dignified candidate saint has nothing under her simple and thin white robe. How embarrassing it would be if it were really leaked out, oh my, if it were me, I would be embarrassed to show it in front of others again, don't worry, I will definitely keep it a secret for you."
"Wu Gu
Obviously, my words directly hit the little ghost's fatal point, the silver eyes that had raised their slender eyelashes triumphantly just now. He immediately drooped down like a defeated rooster, his troubled eyes flickered, and he looked at me with a very sinister look.
"It's...it's not like that. I...I'm just...used to it. It's more comfortable if I don't wear it. That..."
She began to become incoherent. The slender little hands exposed from the white sleeves of the robe were making confused and cute gestures towards me in a panic.
"So that's it. If I don't wear underwear, will it make me feel more comfortable when I bully you?" I pretended to understand and kept nodding "hmm".
“That’s not what I meant!!!!”
Seeing that his meaning had been seriously misinterpreted, the little ghost's eyes suddenly filled up.
"Forget it. Anyway, I'm just a lustful saint. Whatever you say, I don't care anymore. I'm desperate. I'm already desperate for you, Xiaofan. Tomorrow I'll go to the women's street to make money, and I'll go to a bar to drink. Go Forget about gambling in casinos and living a decadent and decadent life, I want to become a woman even more useless than you."
The next moment, the little ghost who was still in tears just now. Like a rebellious daughter, she puffed out her mouth and crossed her arms in anger, turning her head away awkwardly. Hey, hey, what does it mean to be more useless than me? Even if you give up on yourself, you still don't forget to belittle my existence?
"You dare, if you dare to go to the women's street to make money, I will take off your clothes and spank you 3,000 times, no. 5,000 times."
When I heard that the little ghost dared to talk about going to the women's street to make money, I immediately became angry.
"Woo
Seemingly shocked by my angry look, the little ghost shrank back in grievance and touched his round buttocks with tears in his eyes, as if he had been beaten 5,000 times by me.
"I'm just talking casually. You're a bad guy and you only bully me."
"If someone wants to bully me, I won't do it. Anyway, I don't care. You are mine. Your soul and body, even a toe or a hair, all belong to me. If you dare to say such things again in the future ,so I……"
I said fiercely, but looking at this little ghost who is so pitiful and loving, who is reluctant to hurt even a hair, I really don't know how to punish her.
"I will... I will punish you severely. In short, you must remember it." In the end, I could only add vaguely.
I originally thought that my overbearing declaration would cause some trouble for this proud little ghost. Unexpectedly, after waiting for a long time, I didn't hear her response. I couldn't help but look back, only to find that she was looking at me with a blushing face and a gleaming face. The bright eyes were almost dripping with water. The only thing that could be confirmed was that they were neither tears of sadness nor grievance, but joy and satisfaction that could make any man's heart beat faster.
"What...you just said, can...can you say it again?"
Her face was as red as fire, and her voice was as clear as running water. She lowered her head and looked shy, not at all like the naughty little princess she usually was.
"What a man says, you should only say it once." I touched the young stubble on my chin and said deeply, and my face couldn't help but feel hot. You have the nerve to hear such explicit words a second time, but I am too embarrassed to say them.
"Xiaofan is really shy, just say it once, say it again..." The little ghost raised his shining eyes and launched a coquettish offensive. The power was even stronger than Sarah's. It's over, I'm done. ^
"Snapped----"
I unilaterally cut off communication with the little ghost. It was so dangerous. When did this little ghost become so fascinating? If I go any further, I will really be fascinated and faint.
"Guest, guest?"
At this time, Aigis also kept reminding me that I probably spent too much time standing there arguing with the little ghost, so Aigis suspected that I had become a vegetative state due to anger.
However, after the little ghost made such a fuss, I felt a lot less depressed. Forget it, let’s just spend the money to buy a lesson. I feel deeply disappointed about my character. I have vowed never to go near this store again. within meters.
"Guest, maybe I was just unlucky just now. Believe me, there is definitely a magic weapon here. If you look for it carefully, you will definitely gain something." Aigis squinted his mouse-like eyes, as if in a casino. Any croupier's argument to persuade a losing gambler to continue is normal.
In this case, the guest has only two choices, one is to give up wisely, and the other is to lose. Aigis is trying hard to get the customer in front of him to choose the second option.
"Forget it, as a soldier, you should trust yourself more than rely on weapons and equipment." I waved my hand to him feebly.
"It's a form of exercise. Guests, please go on your way. Welcome to visit our store again next time."
Aigis said with a smile, looking at me with a deflated rubber look, and the vicious look I had developed over the years told him that I had completely lost my fighting spirit. No more futile temptations.
"Hey listen to me!!!!"
The soprano-like roar that came from my heart almost made me fall to the ground. I wiped my cold sweat. Fortunately, if someone saw a job changer on such rough flat ground, Fell down for no reason. I'm afraid it's really more embarrassing than a saint-candidate not wearing underwear.
"You bastard, you ignored my lady Alice's words, death penalty. I'm going to sentence you to death. Just be prepared to be caught in a sack and sink to the bottom of the Twin Seas when you sleep at night."
The saintly lady in the necklace was threatening with her teeth and claws, while she was constantly waving her fists like a boxer, dancing left and right.
"What's the matter? Let me explain in advance. If you want me to say what I just said again, please give up." I stabilized my body and sighed weakly.
"Idiot, who is talking to you about that? Look, there, there..." the little ghost's impatient voice came over.
what happened again? After working on it for a long time, I really felt like I was a fool. I looked in the direction pointed by the little ghost.
To be precise, the target she was referring to was not inside the house. But it's a shelf outside the house. And it wasn't anything on the shelf, just a book at the foot of the bookshelf that was so dirty that the cover couldn't be seen clearly.
what? What? This is another plot that only appears in novels. In the eyes of people from another world, a waste product that is regarded as a stepping stone is like a heavenly book, but it is a secret book of cultivation written in traditional Chinese that only the protagonist can understand? If it weren't for the anxious look on the little ghost's face, I would have suspected that she was deliberately satirizing my extreme fantasy just now.
"That's... that's... that's..., in short, it's just... it's my thing!!!!!!"
As long as the little ghost is anxious, she will become incoherent, and her beautiful eyes reveal a troubled and helpless look that people cannot ignore. This is one of the things about her that makes people both pitiful and loving.
Of course, if Aigis was not here, the little ghost would never show this anxiety. Don't doubt it, she would definitely jump out of the necklace without hesitation, hug the book, rush back, and then Inside, he looked at his trophies triumphantly and said with a arrogant expression: "Humph, what an honor it is to have this holy lady personally take action. The shop owner should be so moved that he is crying to the ground now, right? "
If we understand it according to her statement, the Holy See should be a facade for some thieves organization, and her title should be changed to Holy Thief, not Saint...
In short, regardless of how seriously distorted the character of the saint in front of me is, I have noticed one thing. This book is very important to the little ghost. This is enough. As long as it is what she wants, it will be fine. Even if it's dragon's blood or angel's feathers, I will try my best to get some.
Really, although the little ghost is usually very naughty, she rarely asks for anything from me. From my point of view, it is a bit unpleasant. I would like her to make more requests, and then love her even more and let her I have completely come out of the nightmare when we met, but I always struggle to find a way out.
My steps stopped. Although I had decided to get the dirty stepping book no matter what method I used, the process was worth pondering, even though I had already done what Aigis had just done. I looked away, but that doesn't mean I won't retaliate, let alone give him another chance to kill me?
"Boss, why is this book used as a scaffolding?"
I first raised my own doubts. You must know that there is a serious shortage of paper in the Dark Continent, so every book is worth gold. Use gold coins to buy scaffoldings. Is Aigis having too much money to spend?
"Oh, this book?" Aigis looked at me and suddenly stopped, showing an unexpected look. Then he looked in the direction I pointed and replied.
"This book is quite special. I picked it up from the desert together with some pieces of equipment. It's so dirty that I can't see the words on it clearly. I thought it was something special at first, but when I got it to the Mages Guild, I asked the group The mage fiddled with it for a while, and then he realized that what was written in it seemed to be some priest's dogma or something like that, which was not of much value, and it couldn't be sold because it was incomplete, so it was used as a scaffolding."
Aigis thought that I would not be interested in that book, so he told the truth. It is estimated that many people have asked this question before. After all, using books as a scaffolding is definitely a luxury and absurdity in the eyes of outsiders. Yes, even the king does not have such spare time.
When Aigis mentioned that the content inside was related to the priest, I had some understanding of the little ghost's anxiety, and I believed that the little ghost definitely did not make a mistake this time. Although he was unwilling to do so, generally speaking, beautiful women Her intuition and character are always good, which makes people helpless, let alone a beauty like Little Ghost whose beauty is seriously beyond the standard.
At this point, I can't continue to pay attention. It would be bad if it arouses Aigis's attention. I don't have the magnanimity to let it kill me a second time.
Therefore, I withdrew my gaze and turned my attention to the books on the shelf and even the ceramic pot next to it.
Seeing that he could still make a small fortune, Aigis immediately trotted over at a speed that was inconsistent with his age.
"Guest, what else would you like to order? Is it a book? I, Aigis, have never been wrong about your vision. Your erudite and intellectual temperament, your wise and melancholy eyes, your elegant and elegant words and deeds like an elf, every move you make is full of admiration. You are charming and gentle. Although you try your best to hide your temperament and charm, you are like the sun. Even if you are hiding under heavy dark clouds, you still cannot block the ubiquitous light. People will know that you are full of light at a glance. Poems and books, a great scholar with vast knowledge... As the saying goes, we all know each other so well, so I will jump off the building and sell them at a loss, and give you a 25% discount..."
Aigis was eloquent and spoke like a machine gun.
Are you trying to fool me again? Well, let's see who is more ruthless than who.
I instantly ignited my fighting spirit, and Aigis and I looked at each other and smiled at the same time, and together we let out weird laughter with ulterior motives...
Xiaoqi first apologized to everyone for his laziness during this period. Hey, he had just graduated and had not escaped the laziness of students. He always took it for granted that "the Chinese New Year is the winter vacation, so he should have fun." When he came to his senses, he realized that he had already I am out of the society, 55. Without further ado, February has begun. In order to be perfect this month, well, face the reality and work hard. Your own winter vacation has already ended last year...
