"Hahahaha... Well, what a coincidence. We met each other when we were out for a walk. By the way, what are you doing here?"
Kasha laughed. Hey, although the explanation was clever, the acting was too poor. Even I would be suspicious of such a blunt action. How do you expect to hide it from my sister?
Compared to Kasha, I kept my mouth shut. The valuable experience I gained from countless confrontations with teachers during my student days told me that silence is golden at this time. Kasha, just go ahead and be gorgeous... Amen!
Sure enough, as soon as Kasha spoke, the anger that had enveloped us was immediately transferred to Kasha, and his cold aquamarine eyes locked her tightly.
"I heard----?"
A beautiful sneer appeared in the corner of Sharna's mouth. She looked at Kasha coldly like an ice queen and asked in an almost affirmative tone.
"What did you hear? You kid, why do you always say some puzzling things? Oh, hoho
Kasha was like a middle-aged Obasan gathering to gossip on the street. He covered his mouth with one hand and smiled, while the other hand waved exaggeratedly towards Sharna.
"I heard?"
Sharna didn't pay attention to Kasha's funny exaggeration at all, and took a step forward. The wind around her became fiercer, and the smile at the corner of her mouth became sweeter and sweeter. It was from the God of Death. Smile.
"Haha, that, this..."
Beads of sweat kept flowing down Kasha's face. I quickly took a few steps away from her to show my innocence.
"Ah!! I suddenly remembered that there is something else. Those flower seedlings in Rogge's camp, my lovely students, are still eagerly waiting for my teachings. If there is nothing else..."
What answered her was a silver gun tip that shot through the air.
"Wow!! You girl, you didn't even say a word when the fight started."
Kasha screamed in surprise, but his body nimbly dodged the fierce spear thrust like a loach.
"Whoosh----"
The thrusting spear narrowly missed Kasha's waist, but Sharna did not take it back. Instead, he took a step forward and used both hands. The whole spear chased Kasha like a poisonous snake and swept across.
As if she had predicted it, she saw the gun barrel sweeping towards her waist with a sharp wind sound. Kasha's toes remained calm and he tapped his toes, turning his body like a high jumper in the direction of the gun.
With a slight difference, the gun body swept past Kasha's back. The fierce speed even scraped over all the flowers, grass and soil on the ground, forming a fan-shaped mud pit.
"Whizzing----"
The fight continued, and the brown spear danced like a black shadow in Sharna's hand. Every time, dozens of black shadows drew towards Kasha. The scattered remaining energy cut scars on the jade grass. Even I, who was standing several meters away, was hurt by the sharp wind of the knife and the sand and stones. At a casual glance, the originally beautiful fairyland had been destroyed. The ground was in a mess.
I said Kasha. Can't you fight somewhere else? When my sister comes back to her senses and finds out that her secret base has been turned into this, shouldn't she put this account on your head again?
I shook my head and sighed with an indescribable expression, but. Now is not the time for theater. As the saying goes, fellow Taoists die. If you don't die now, how long will it take you to leave? Hide for two days and wait until my sister's anger subsides before talking about it.
After snickering a few times, I pinched her toes and was about to leave secretly. Unexpectedly, while dodging, Kasha, the old witch, had the time to look around. When she noticed my little move, she immediately shouted loudly.
"Little girl, it's not fair. Why did you only target me when we two came together? You cheated on me and forgot your friends when you saw sex!!"
I even froze suddenly, turned around and stared at Kasha hatefully, and she immediately returned the look: Boy, if you want me to suffer alone, there is no way.
"It's not all you. It's not all you, the old guy, who is deceiving the public with your lies, talking about singers and saints... harming me..."
The anger in Sharna's eyes became even more intense, and she murmured some confusing words in her mouth coldly.
"Ha, well...how should I say this..."
Kasha's guilty look on his face made me scratch my head. Could there be something more hidden in this matter?
Kasha, who had something in her heart, saw that she could not fight back. She rolled her eyes, turned around and ran away without any image. Sharna quickly chased after her with her spear raised high, and the sharp spear head kept gesticulating behind her with eager eyes. When you look at the battle scene from a distance, you can see that it has the warmth of a joyful drama.
I stayed for a while and walked out of the forest. I was looking for a place to take refuge. Unexpectedly, a silhouette in front of me ran towards me in a hurry.
G, it’s over, am I out of my mind? Why do you have to go back the same way? Isn't this looking for death?
I was stunned on the spot with no tears left. Thinking about it, with the speed of that old witch Kasha, it would not take long for her to get rid of my sister's pursuit. Now it was obvious that she was coming for me.
To escape, or not to escape? This is the key.
It's better to wait obediently. If you run away, your death may be even worse.
Thinking of this, I quickly put on a pitiful look. As soon as my sister opened her mouth, I immediately burst into tears and complained about how Kasha forced me to come here.
As fast as the wind, I stretched my face pitifully, and my sister's tall figure had already appeared in front of me.
The pressure in the air was in vain several times heavier, as if even breathing had become difficult, and the words he had just prepared had been completely forgotten.
She frowned and leaned closer, her crystal clear face close at hand, her sea blue gem eyes staring at me unblinkingly, revealing an indescribable meaning. Dry mouth. I couldn't say a word. I could only stare blankly at the fairy-like white face in front of me, almost obsessed.
"despair----"
My hand suddenly tightened, and by the time I reacted, I was already tightly grasped by my sister. Before I could understand what was going on, there was a "swish" sound, and I was being pulled tightly by her like a kite and flying away.
How is this going? Don't you think this place is remote enough and want to find a more remote place to kill people and silence them?
My mind was confused for a moment. But now her direction seems to be heading straight towards the center of the camp. What's going on?
In an uneasy mood, my sister dragged me to an unknown destination. The adventurers on the road were afraid of becoming the target of the female devil's anger.
Sharna's reputation alone is terrifying enough, and now her brother, Druid Wu Fan, whose strength is not inferior to hers, is said to be the strongest in the history of the entire Rogge camp. In this combination, absolutely no one dares to shake their head.
My sister's mind was already occupied by the "purpose" that made me anxious. You can tell by looking at the direction she walked along the way - a straight line, a straight line, even passing by a ring. Two barbarians were on top wielding four axes and were getting carried away. They were regarded as obstacles and were thrown away by her with a few casual shots. The two big bulls were whipped away and fell outside the ring in confusion. They didn't realize what was going on for a while. Who did I offend? This is it! !
places passed along the way. Just like tens of thousands of rhinoceroses running amok, there was nothing that could stop her. The only one who dared to stop her, Kasha, probably didn't know where she was hiding now.
Mixed with a trail of dust and screams, my sister finally stopped. I'm breathing heavily - don't ask me why. Although there was no chance for my toes to touch the ground along the way.
Roger's Bar.
As soon as I raised my head, four eye-catching characters appeared in front of me.
"Snapped----"
The heavy bar door was kicked open by my sister. Drag me inside.
It was obvious that the bar, which had been extremely noisy just now, seemed to have been cast by a silent magic. It suddenly became silent. Some people had their mouths half-opened and had no time to close them, but they bit their tongues to hold back the sound. They were stunned. He turned his head and stared blankly at the female devil in Rogge's camp dragging someone with a tragic look on his face.
After the awkward atmosphere froze for a moment, everyone's stunned expressions suddenly turned into horror.
"Boss, my house is about to catch fire. I have to go take a look. Remember the bill and pay it next time."
Dude, can you find a better excuse? "Ah, the baby at home hasn't been fed yet. Look at my memory..."
I would like to ask this barbarian brother, are you sure that your brick-like chest can express milk?
In an instant, everyone left the bar with lame excuses. I even saw Lal and Dhruv, the moths in the bar, obediently tucked their tails between their legs and slithered almost against the corner. He went out, and before going out, he didn't forget to give me a look of pity that said, "I wish you luck." Within a moment, the originally full bar became empty.
However, there are also poor people who cannot escape. The bar owner, the Mediterranean uncle who just stole 2,000 gold coins from me, is raising his trembling buttocks and trying his best to get under the counter with his fat body.
What a wretch, this is retribution, I am filled with confused schadenfreude.
"Two glasses of ale."
The elder sister didn't care at all about the reactions of others, and sat directly on the high chair in front of the counter. She spoke an irresistible commanding tone like a queen, coldly from her beautifully shaped lips.
"Yes----yes..., please wait a moment, I'll go right away."
The boss's trembling and sharp voice came from under the table. His fat body seemed to be on a motor and backed out of it. A fat face nodded and bowed to Sharna, and then with a whoosh sound, he quickly He got in through the small door next to him at a fast speed.
"Sister. I'm going to keep an eye on that guy to see if he has added water to the wine."
I said tremblingly, "No, something is very wrong. The behavior of the people around me is too exaggerated. There must be some secret that I don't know about."
My sister glanced at me with dark blue eyes, her cold and arrogant eyes turned with a gentle look, and then nodded gently.
I followed the boss into the back room, only to see the boss running around anxiously inside. His face, which was full of fat, was so worried that the oil was almost squeezed out.
"Boss, why haven't you prepared any ale?"
I looked at the anxious boss angrily.
"Ouch! My Lord Difan!! What are you talking about! Do you really not know?"
The boss saw me walking in and asked. He immediately widened his eyes and said in disbelief.
"what do you know?"
It doesn't look like I'm confused. The boss was sweating and put his fat face to my ear.
"Sha...that one, wine, that one..."
I suddenly realized that this was what happened. No wonder those adventurers acted so exaggeratedly. They probably had criminal records.
"Then, just let her drink less. Just add more water to the wine..."
I rolled my eyes and immediately suggested.
"Sir, do you think I didn't think of it? I would do such a thing..."
He probably realized that he had made a mistake. The bar owner quickly covered his mouth, then cried and leaned into my ear.
"But, that person gets drunk immediately if he sticks to wine, so even if I mix the wine with water, it will be of no use..."
"What should we do?"
I suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem, the alcoholic and crazy sister Sharna. Just thinking about it was terrifying. Seeing the bar owner looking at me with pleading eyes, I smiled sarcastically, turned my head helplessly, and ignored his watery mung bean eyes.
"Ah... maybe we don't have to worry about this anymore."
Just walked out of the gate. I suddenly turned around stiffly. He looked at the bar owner numbly.
"Did you think of some way?" The bar owner was overjoyed.
"No, see for yourself." I forced a smile. Pointing outside.
In front of the counter, Sister Sharna, who couldn't wait any longer, had already poured herself a glass of low-quality ale that was placed outside the wine cabinet. She raised her beautiful neck and drank it in a gulp, with a seductive flush on her fair face. The sapphire-like eyes were also fascinated by a layer of soft mist.
"No----"
The barkeeper suddenly howled.
"Um??"
My sister turned around after hearing the sound, glanced at me with squinted eyes, and then waved to me with a smile: "Brother Zi, brother Zi, come quickly and drink with me!"
I felt the hairs on my body stand up when I heard the delicate voice that was completely impossible to come from my sister's mouth, and the unclear meaning of "Brother Zi(?)".
"Wow----"
I just got closer and wanted to persuade her to drink less, but without thinking, I was suddenly pulled hard. The huge force made me fall on top of my sister, and my face was suddenly caught between two soft objects, mixed with the smell of alcohol. **Suddenly hit my face and nose.
"Come, let's have a drink together----"
Sister Sharna, who held me in her arms, raised her hand like a child and refilled the large wooden cup with ale, cheered excitedly, then raised her neck and drank it in one gulp.
"It won't work anymore, it won't work anymore, the bar will definitely be destroyed this time..."
The bar owner was trembling, with a package on his back. His fat body lay tightly on the ground. He slowly crawled out of the house like a turtle, got in from a hidden corner in front of the wine cabinet, and then He desperately dug something on the ground with his chubby hands.
"At least this bottle of treasure, the 500-year-old fruit wine, must be protected."
After a while, he gently took out a small bucket that was only as high as a child's knees from the pit that was nearly one meter deep. He held it in his arms like a rare treasure and shushed it for a while, then carefully put it into his clothes. , was about to retreat.
"Wait, boss, what are you holding there? Bring it to me."
Even though Sharna was drunk, there was still an irresistible majesty in her playful tone. The boss who was lying on the ground froze, paused, and suddenly smiled as if he was relieved. He stood up from the ground, patted himself, and then handed the barrel of wine to Sharna with an expressionless face.
Then, he turned around wordlessly, and silently pulled out a thick and long hemp rope in front of the counter, which was used to stabilize the wine barrel. He threw it hard on the top of the beam and tied it firmly in a tight knot.
"Ancestors of the Wutuo family, I'm sorry for you..."
"what is this?"
Attracted by the appearance that looked like a work of art, Sharna touched and looked at me curiously, and her left hand that held me tightly in her arms relaxed.
"Wow ----"
Almost suffocating, I took advantage of this gap and struggled to get away. It was really sad. I am a big man, but I am not as strong as my sister...
"Pfft----Boss, what are you doing!!!!"
Just when I took a breath, I saw the expressionless boss standing on the counter, about to put his head into the rope. I quickly kicked him off with a light kick, and his fat body suddenly fell to the ground. People fainted.
Before I could take my second breath, my waist was suddenly tightly hugged again. Sister Sharna's hot and perfect figure pressed up against me from behind. The barrel of wine in my hand had been squeezed by me at some point. She found a way to open it.
She smiled and put the wine in front of me.
"Brother Zi, brother Zi, this wine smells so good. Sister has never smelled such good wine. Come on, let me drink it for you."
Before I could react, she had already poured it into my mouth. The 500-year-old wine, its mellow taste, and the lubricating texture that could slide into my throat without swallowing, made Sister Sharna unable to hold back a drop. He poured the entire barrel of wine into my mouth.
Hey...why is the counter in front of me spinning? My mind went blank and my mood suddenly felt very good.
I burped and laughed a few times, and suddenly felt that it was not good to keep Xiaoxue and the others inside. They should be let out for a walk occasionally. Thinking of this, I recited the mantra loudly without hesitation...
Bright rays of summoning light slowly emitted in the bar amidst my sister's excited applause...
