If someone told me that it was aliens attacking the Dark Continent, or a space sneak attack by satellite cannons, or even suicide bombs by terrorists, or a collective rebellion by Rogge residents, I would not doubt it at all.
Even I, who have only stayed here for a mere two years, know how disreputable the entire Mage Guild has become under the leadership of Farah. It seems a bit exaggerated to describe it as a rage, but at least it is at the level where everyone is shouting for beatings. .
Especially for Farah, who is the culprit, I estimate that if I could make a wish, nine out of ten Rogge residents would pray that this boring old mage could be hung naked on the highest sentry tower in the Rogge camp. Three days and three nights allowed them to live a peaceful life for a few days.
Therefore, what surprised me was not that the Mages Guild suddenly turned into ruins. In my mind, this was just something that would happen sooner or later. Either the residents of Rogge rebelled unbearably, or the research madmen from the Mages Guild Play collective self-destruction.
What I am wary of is the unusual atmosphere around me, especially the attitude of passers-by who are aware of it and even take it for granted, as if to say: "What are you so surprised about? Aliens are attacking the Dark." Isn't that a normal thing in mainland China? It happens several times every day, just get used to it."
"Gulu----"
I swallowed hard and took the first step forward with stiff steps. It was useless to just think about it outside. The best way to solve my doubts was to go inside and explore.
"Wuwufan, do you really want to go in?"
Alice's crying voice echoed in my heart. This timid candidate for a saint seemed to be very troubled by this almost supernatural situation.
"What are you talking about? What are you talking about? There's nothing to be afraid of. I want to go back home and sleep."
I said to the little ghost pretending to be disdainful.
"Wow!! Why do I think your voice is shaking?"
The little ghost, who has no idea what it means to be human and worldly, hit the nail on the head.
"Toothache!" I choked out two words coldly from between my teeth.
"Woo..."
Feeling the killing intent in my words, the little ghost finally closed his mouth obediently.
Unexpectedly, I thought I would have to play hide-and-seek for a while before I could catch the masterminds. Unexpectedly, before I walked far, a familiar figure appeared in front of the door where several tents were connected.
What surprised me even more was that this familiar figure was not a member of the Mages Guild. It was Kasha, the number one drunkard and warrior in the Rogge camp.
She was crossing her legs. There was a long, dark wooden table in front of it, looking like profiteers waiting for a fat sheep to take the bait.
Seeing that it was me, she raised her head, raised her burgundy shoulder-length hair, and showed me a smile that she thought was kind, but to me it looked more like a big bad wolf staring at Little Red Riding Hood, and then she gave me a very exaggerated smile. said loudly with an upward tone.
"Hey, isn't this Elder Wu Fan, the number one warrior in our Rogge camp? I didn't expect the first guest... ahem..."
Halfway through. She seemed to realize that she had let something slip, and hurriedly stopped the car, her chatter stopped, and her smiling face seemed to suddenly change from a proud landowner Huang Shiren to a white-haired girl with a miserable life experience. stand up.
"do you know?"
She suddenly turned her back to me, with her hands behind her back, her head raised and her eyes far away, like a great poet who was concerned about the country and the people, trying hard to pretend to be confused and sighing.
"I do not want to know."
I answered bluntly.
Faced with my uncooperative behavior, Kasha finally couldn't pretend anymore. She turned her head sharply and raised her face with raised eyebrows. She completed the transformation from a poet to a bully in an instant.
"Do you know what the next five days will be?"
While talking. While clenching his fists on the ground, he adopted a non-violent and non-cooperative attitude of "Boy, be smart, don't force me".
"Okay, then what exactly is five days from now? Master Kasha, could you please explain it."
This year. Big fists are the last word, so I reluctantly gave in. And made a mental note.
"What, you really don't know?"
This time it was Kasha's turn to put on an incredible look, and it didn't look like he was faking it.
"..., is it a very important day?"
I innocently looked at Kasha who looked shocked.
"God, I really doubt that you were a savage who ran out of that deep mountain and old forest, and you don't even know this."
"Okay, just treat me as a savage in the mountains. Can you ask the omniscient Lord Kasha to tell me what's going on?"
The barbed compliment in my words seemed to satisfy Kasha's vanity. She stared at me in a circle and nodded like a coward.
"You asked me sincerely, so I will tell you with great mercy. Listen carefully, five days from now will be the most important day in the entire Dark Continent, the birthday of God celebrated by everyone."
"God's birthday?"
I quickly searched for key words in my mind, and finally recalled some similar content from Big Mouth Doug.
The so-called God’s Birthday does not refer to the day when God was born, but to the day when God created the three worlds of the Dark Continent and spread life within them. To commemorate this day, all intelligent life forms in the Dark Continent will invariably use their own To celebrate this great moment, the Christmas Festival is held every three years. It is somewhat similar to New Year's Eve or New Year's Day in the original world, but it is more grand and serious.
"Well, I know that."
I nodded, and at the same time, I suddenly realized that no wonder when I just went out, I felt that everyone on the street looked happy. Today is not a market held once every ten days. But the market was more lively than usual, and there were many more patrolling soldiers.
This is one of the few festivals in the Dark Continent, and it is the most important one. Thinking of this, my tone became nervous.
"So what, what happened?"
"Good morning."
Kasha finally found the topic from my question, and she gave me a thumbs up. Then sat back in the chair.
"Do you know about the monster siege that happened in Rogge's camp this year?"
"Isn't this nonsense? I am a special operations team member of Vitas Village?"
I gave Kasha a contemptuous look.
"That's good. You must have learned from Akara how much impact this monster siege has had on the economy of our entire Rogge camp, right?"
Kasha let out a long sigh.
"Well, that's what it says, but didn't Akara also say that it's not a big problem to survive this difficult time?"
I also participated in the B meeting after the monsters attacked the city. It was also the time when the four of them pulled me into the bottomless pit of honorary elders. Every time I think about it, my heart aches and I can't help but lament my youth and ignorance. . His mind was confused by the useless title of a mere honorary elder.
"Yes, if nothing unexpected happens, we can indeed get through it, but God's Birthday is an unexpected surprise at the time. As a day celebrated by the whole world, Camp Rogge will spend a huge amount of money every time on God's Birthday, trying to be able to Let all residents forget all the pain and smile in this hard-won day. But this year, let alone spending huge sums of money, we can’t even raise the salary for the soldiers during the holiday, hey..."
After Kasha finished speaking with tears in her eyes, she patted her hands under the table a few times imperceptibly. Suddenly, the coarse cloth door of the giant tent behind her was slowly opened like a curtain on a stage.
Inside the tent, it was like performing a drama, surrounded by several crumbling walls on three sides. There were several big holes in the wall. As if he could fall down with just one push, a strong wind blew from nowhere. They are wreaking havoc everywhere inside the tent, and the holes in the wall have become their playground. The howling wind and the broken walls give people a sense of reality that "it must be very cold to live in this kind of house."
And inside the "house", several young female mages who were wearing thin clothes that couldn't hide their exquisite and beautiful figures were sitting inside. Each female mage was holding at least two babies on her body, and at least there were still babies under her feet. There were three children with runny noses wrapped around them, hugging each other tremblingly, looking miserable and helpless.
From nowhere, a sad sound similar to the erhu came from behind the tent, adding a bit of desolation to the scene at this moment. "Since the monsters attacked the city, the people's living standards have dropped a lot, and the number of abandoned babies has reached the highest level in history. Almost every morning, several babies can be found next to the entrance of the Mage Guild. In this case, we How can we devote manpower and material resources to the birthday of God..."
In line with the melancholy tune that sounded like an erhu, Kasha's voice also fluctuated up and down, as if he had practiced it more than once or twice.
"Ah, no, you can't do this. Here...here, I...I don't have milk...milk...Master Kasha, wuwu
In the tent, a delicate female mage about twenty years old screamed in panic. A baby in her arms was trying hard to put her little head through the thin mage robe that could not hide anything. Her tender little mouth cupped her breasts, which even the hot Amazon would be jealous of.
"Idiot, didn't I tell you that her parents must feed her before borrowing her? She deserves it. You should find a way to feed her yourself. Are those overdeveloped breasts for decoration? There is really nothing inside. No?……"
Kasha, who looked sad just now, turned around and taught the helpless female mage a lesson as fiercely as a landowner who tortured long-term workers. However, judging from her tone, it was not so much a lesson, but rather a jealous look at someone with plump breasts. The concubine’s mean wife.
Oops!
After the crackling lesson, Kasha remembered that the client was still there, and secretly thought that something was wrong - Wu Xiaozi was not very smart, but his personality was more cautious than that of a rabbit. He must have seen through it now.
She turned back in frustration. It was as if she could imagine the sharp words and sarcastic words that the mean-toned boy would use, but what greeted her was an idiot's face full of tears, at least in her opinion...
"It's... it's so tragic. I didn't expect that there was such an unknown inside story hidden. As an elder of Rogge camp, I really neglected my duty."
When Kasha said that the God's Christmas Festival might not be held normally due to financial problems, I was already so excited that I couldn't hold anything in my mind. There are even countless places to complain about later. For example, why are there broken walls in the tent, where does the inexplicable strong wind come from, etc., are all ignored in a gorgeous way.
Yes, what does God’s birthday mean to me? I'm afraid no one can understand what I'm feeling at this moment. There is no TV, no DVD, no P3 - not even a radio, no PC, no PP, no P2, not even GBA and Famicom, no New Year's Eve, no New Year, no May Day. There is no Mid-Autumn Festival, there is no National Day, there is no Christmas, there is no Valentine’s Day in this hellish place, if you are a modern person and accidentally end up in this kind of hellish place. You can probably sympathize with my current excitement.
How could entertainment, a once-in-a-lifetime entertainment event, be canceled because of such a trivial matter? At this moment, the home soul hidden deep in the heart (simply put, the soul eager to eat, drink and have fun) finally burst out.
"These, these, and these, let's sell them all. Isn't that enough? There are still..."
Looking at the mountains of equipment and gold coins in front of him. Kashadi's face showed a very wonderful change. If I had to use two words to describe it, it would be - collapse.
“We must make God’s birthday lively.”
After clearing away all the useless equipment in my inventory, I held Kashadi's hands vigorously, with the enthusiasm in my eyes like a farmer comrade meeting the chairman.
"Isn't this kid deliberately pretending to be deceived to increase the guilt outside?"
Kasha was stunned to see that she had been defrauded of all her family property without realizing it. The figure who left humming a tune like an optimistic person muttered in disbelief.
"Wuwu never thought that someone would actually be fooled, and it would be Master Fan. Wuwu will definitely go to hell after death..."
Several young and beautiful female mages in the tent covered their faces and cried bitterly.
"This situation is really confusing."
Two figures stepped out from behind the tent. Take a closer look. It turned out to be Farah, and it would be excusable if he said it was him. After all, Farah + Kasha are recognized as working together in Rogge's camp, but another figure deserves to be thought-provoking, and it turns out to be Kane.
Farah was holding an erhu-like instrument in his hand, and it seemed that he had played the tune just now.
"Then, you two, work hard. I'm going to Akala to make preparations for God's birthday."
Kane laughed a few times, and his stooped figure ran as fast as a wave of light steps.
"Wait, are you going to leave us two here to suffer? You hypocrite."
Unable to stop him, Farah could only watch Kane slip away.
"Haha, if you think you are capable of preparing for God's birthday, it's okay for the two outside to change places..."
Kane's joking voice came from a distance. It seemed that this old man was not someone to be manipulated by others.
"Hahaha... The price of Wu boy alone, including the equipment, is at least 100,000 gold coins. Haha, I have to contact Kidd quickly to sell these equipment. Haha, I have made a fortune this time. Rogge camp is in arrears. I finally have four months’ salary, and I haven’t bought any good ale wine for half a year.”
Kasha's mad laughter like a financial fan could be heard next to him, and Farah sighed slightly. It doesn't matter, go to hell, at least next year you don't have to worry about next year's research funds. Thinking of this, he also showed a knowing smile, Working in cahoots with Kasha, he began to count the equipment everywhere...
After they finally finished counting the first gold coins and equipment, today's second "fat sheep" also appeared.
Along with the whistling north wind created by the magic, a tall and beautiful figure gradually became clear in the sand. The cold power, the ice-like eyes, and the arrogance that ignored everything were not from Rogge's camp. Who else could be the queen?
"brush----"
Sharna took out a huge sack from the inventory and placed it on the table. The table seemed to be unable to bear the weight inside and groaned in pain.
After taking a look at the scene in front of him, the thin and sexy lips finally opened slightly without emotion.
"Don't show off your bad acting skills. This is a donation for this God's birthday... I'll make a name for myself in advance. It's not for you, an alcoholic, to buy wine, or for the Mages Guild to use it to research explosives. of……?"
The true intentions of the two masterminds were revealed without mercy with a sharp and cold tone. Under Sharna's aggressive aura, the young female mages in the tent huddled together.
Compared to Kasha and Farah, who have no power at all, the name Sharna is obviously more terrifying in their minds, especially when they are angry, as if their souls will be taken away as long as they look at her. Walk normally.
