Several days have passed since I inspected the village. I think these days are probably the most lively and ridiculous days so far. Regardless of other adventurers, take Elula and her little brothers as an example. Scenes of chasing and fighting "showing family affection" are staged almost three meals a day, which has become one of the indispensable pistachios for everyone. "Alura with flat breasts" has been spread among adventurers, and it may be Even Elura didn't expect that she would become a famous adventurer in Rogge Camp in an unexpected way. Of course, no woman wants to have such popularity. It is estimated that no one will hear her name in the future. My eyes can't help but look a little below the face. Oh, poor little girl.
However, Allura and the others just added a little laughter to Vitus Village. The real danger is the two witches who are lingering on - Sister Sharna and Kasha. The two of them are the humanoid rampaging atomic bomb that makes the entire Vitas Village panic. Almost half of the incidents in the entire village are caused by the two of them. Needless to say, fierce confrontations have almost become a daily routine for the two of them. Course, Kasha, this old woman, is very fake. After suppressing her own strength to a very low level, every time she wins, she gives people the impression that "she is not as strong as Sharna, but she relies on unparalleled experience and skills to win." The illusion successfully deceived those ignorant and pitiful adventurers.
After Sharna broke two wine bottles in a row on the first day, Kasha, who was without alcohol and money, was like a middle-aged Obasan who was dissatisfied with desires and had early menopause. Everyone looked at her with a fierce look, as if everyone in the village was an accomplice in breaking her bottle. She especially enjoyed teasing and teasing Sharna during the battle. In addition, she also On the pretext that I am Sharna's younger brother, he secretly extorted gold coins from me in the name of repaying his brother's debt, which fully exposed his ruffian-like nature.
Considering that I was one of the culprits who broke her spare wine bottle, I had no choice but to spend money to ward off the disaster. However, she doesn't ask for much every time, and she seems to have a tendency to treat me as a long-term cash machine, so I am now working hard to find reasons for her to stop her bullying behavior that damages the image of the entire Rogge camp. .
As for my body. Ahem, I'm sorry, after watching Elura's slapstick these past few days, it seems that she has passed on "my" epidemic virus.
Vilas seems to have given up on bar work altogether. In the past few days, "adults" have been following me and taking care of me. Almost as soon as I think of something, this considerate girl can understand it and prepare it for me immediately. Hey, this considerate little girl will definitely be a good wife in the future.
Wow~~What a pity.
Under the meticulous care of Vilas. My body has recovered a lot. As for the specific recovery, let’s use an analogy. I can't summon Xiaoxue and Poisonous Flower Vine yet. I can summon other places, but only one. I can already use it to transform into a bear, but it can't last too long. It's not because I don't have enough mana, but I can't keep up with the endurance.
As for magic, I can barely place a lava boulder and a fire storm now, also because of the limitations of my mental power. To sum up, on the outside, I have no problem at all, but in fact, there are two internal attribute indicators-spirit. However, his strength and endurance are far from recovered. According to Kasha, it will take at least dozens of days to fully recover from such severe overdraft behavior.
But no matter what, on the surface, I have no problem at all now, and in fact, there is really no problem. Apart from being unable to continue fighting, even if there are ten or eight fallen demons, I can still face it without changing my face. I have already completed the mission in Vitus Village, so it seems that I have no reason to stay here anymore. Even if I want to recuperate, it would be more appropriate to go back to Rogge Camp, and I am stuck. Xia and Farah seemed to have something else to discuss with me, so they couldn't go back.
There was one thing in particular - even though it was clear that Sara was fine, I still eagerly wanted to go back and see her so that I could feel at ease. So, on the fifth day after I fully woke up, when Lal and the others When it was suggested to go back to Rogge Camp, I agreed immediately without even thinking about it.
"huh huh huh huh……"
Vilas was also there at that time, and I thought she would feel sad because of my leaving. To be honest, I was very reluctant to let go of this considerate little girl.
I just didn't expect that she didn't seem to hear it at all. She was still humming a song that was as clear and transparent as a stream and mountain spring, folding clothes aside. No, it was not the same moment as usual, bending down to fold clothes. , the delicate and tight little buttocks were facing me, and a furry tail that was virtualized in my mind seemed to be swaying proudly, looking so happy that I was completely confused.
In short, on a bright morning the next day, I collected the packages that Veras had packed for me, put them in the inventory, and then said goodbye to everyone one by one.
The entrance to Vitas Village.
It seemed that all the villagers in Vitas Village came out to see him off. There was simply not enough space to stand in this small place. Many people stood on high places - on big rocks, on roofs, on big trees, watching from a distance. We, many children, even sat astride the shoulders of adults, and the countless hot and sincere eyes made everyone feel a little sore in their noses. Looking back now, being able to participate in this battle and protect these kind and simple villagers is just one word - worth it. !
Dhruv and the others left the day before yesterday. Sister Sharna and Kasha suddenly decided to go back yesterday for unknown reasons. In addition to Lal and the barbarian brothers, there were also a few adventurers around me. Seeing that I was leaving, they seemed to be too embarrassed to continue messing around here, so now they are all following my footsteps. With the departure of our last group of soldiers, the entire Vitas Village will completely return to its previous state. Except for a few soldiers and mercenaries responsible for guarding.
During these days, our soldiers. I have formed a deep friendship with the villagers. Seeing them all leave, I don’t know when I will see them again. Maybe there will be no chance again. The villagers are extremely worried.
, everyone silently patted each other's shoulders or hugged each other. At this time, the atmosphere was like a funeral procession, which was very sad.
My eyes rolled. I saw Elura, her little brothers, and what looked like her parents, grandfather, and relatives.
"Sister, don't leave. We will never be picky eaters again. We will never say that my sister has flat breasts again." The younger brothers burst into tears and had runny noses. They held Willas's hand and refused to let go.
"Be good, you should be obedient at home..." Allura touched their heads. Also the eyes are red.
I turned my eyes a few times, but I still didn't see Vilas' figure. I couldn't help but feel extremely disappointed and sighed softly. Well, if she really came, I wouldn't know what to say. Say goodbye to this thing. It’s really hard to see. It’s hard not to see him, hey…
Just when I was feeling dejected. The crowd made a way, and a familiar figure slowly walked out.
It's the elder of Vitas Village, Grandpa Butu of Velasi.
He walked slowly to me while holding his cane, and then handed me a package.
"Lord Fan, we can't repay you for everything you have done for us, so at least I hope you can accept this gift, which contains a little bit of thoughtfulness from the entire village of Vitas Village."
"No, this is all the credit of everyone. If I am the only one..." I looked at the soldiers around me in embarrassment, but found that they were all looking at me with a smile.
"Sir, take it!" A sincere voice came over.
"Sir, take it! This is the land you deserve."
"Sir, please accept it, otherwise we won't have the shame to go back and brag."
"Wu, accept it! This is what everyone wants." Lal patted me on the shoulder.
Hey, you guys, why do the veteran atmosphere make me so sad.
With everyone cheering in unison, I slowly took the package.
"Oh!! This is..." Lar reached out his hand to open the package with sharp eyes.
A very nice sweater.
"Isn't this a sweater woven from the armpit hair of a Lain beast?" Everyone sighed.
After Lal’s explanation on the side, I understood that Lain beasts are a kind of livestock raised by herdsmen. Because they are extremely picky about the taste of food and have a long growth cycle, not many herders raise them, and the so-called armpits Lower precious hair refers to a layer of sparse and soft short hair that is temporarily grown by Lain beasts during the transition between spring and summer due to shedding. The armpit area is especially soft and comfortable. Therefore, this kind of rare hair is extremely rare. , the price is almost calculated in units of roots, and even if you have money, you may not be able to buy it. Generally speaking, most of these precious wools are woven into light and small items such as gloves. This is the first time for such a large sweater.
"This is really everyone's wish. It is estimated that all the villagers combined should have enough stock to weave one piece."
Lal said enviously.
Butu nodded proudly: "This is the common wish of all the villagers. Then, my granddaughter Willas knitted the results for several nights, so please accept it, sir."
Vilas, ah, that little girl, no wonder she looks a little tired these days. She takes care of me during the day and knits sweaters at night. Can you not be tired? I touched the soft sweater with some distress. How could I be willing to wear such a valuable item?
As the saying goes, you must say goodbye after a long journey. The villagers have sent you several miles away. In their reluctant eyes, we are finally on the road back to Rogge Camp. Will there be a chance to meet again in the future? Maybe he will lose his life next time he goes through the training. The confusion about life and death makes this farewell full of sadness. Along the way, the soldiers seem a little listless.
However, when they saw the strange and familiar gate of Camp Rogge, everyone cheered up in unison. Yes, we won this battle and survived successfully. Now we are back home. After a while, everyone cheered again.
But the few of us did not join the crowd in making noises. We were discussing a very serious issue, yes, a very serious issue. By the way, I was just listening.
"Doug, Geoff, you two are now grown up. Isn't it time to start a family and start a business?" Lar, as the eldest son, said. In the style of a married man, he opened fire on the two barbarian brothers.
"My lovely baby daughter Sara is already fourteen years old. If you look at Wu, she is more than ten years younger than you and already has a fiancée. Well, although she still has to wait until 4..." Lal Cough.
At 18 years old, it seems Lal is not too rigid. I wanted to raise my hand and ask if premarital sex was allowed, but thinking of his fatherly appearance, I gave up the idea obediently. Even if you want to push Shala down, you must push her down quietly and never let him find out.
"So, you should also find a few partners. Live a regular and controlled life, and don't always go to random places and mess around."
He gave the two towering and shrinking barbarians a stern look, the majesty of a paladin. They were all used by him to force marriage.
"Boss, it's not that we don't want to, it's just that we haven't found a partner." Doug shrank his head. Raise your hand to speak.
"Then tell me. What kind of partner is suitable?"
"Well..." The two of them thought hard. For savages, love is really a big problem.
"Like Qia Xi?"
I help them with ideas. I couldn't help but think of that face that was dripping with sweat and was filled with youth and beauty. To be honest, if Qiaxi wasn't too tall, I would have had the wrong idea. Such a beautiful and healthy barbarian must be all of us. The male barbarian's dream girl.
Unexpectedly, Gefu immediately shook his head: "Miss Qiaxi? Well, although she is worthy of respect, but too..."
"Too thin, not strong enough..." Doug added while shaking his head, which almost made me stunned.
"Wu, you don't understand. Although most people prefer good looks, except for barbarians, they seem to care more about physique." Lal said quietly next to me.
Say, in the eyes of us humans, the beauty is not inferior to that of Sister Sharna. How many barbarians are quite unpopular in the eyes of us? sweat……
"In addition to barbarians, there are also elves. It is said that they have no sense of appearance. What they rely on to distinguish is breath, heart, and soul." Lal continued to spread his gossip.
Well, just by looking at Sister Sharna's appearance, I can tell that there must be handsome men and beautiful women among the elves. It's not surprising that I don't feel anything about the appearance, but the soul is okay. Who can tell me about the breath and soul? What is it? How to judge?
There is indeed an insurmountable gap between different races! At this moment, my fantasy of picking up an elf was completely shattered.
"If she is a woman as powerful as Lady Sharna, even if her figure is a little different, she will be..." When I was extremely frustrated, Doug continued to murmur with saliva on his face.
I'll kick you to death if you dare to rape Sister Sharna. I looked at him gloomily from the side.
"I will tell my sister exactly what you said..." Use explosive arrows to blast the chrysanthemum, or use a spear to enema? It's really worth looking forward to.
"Lord Fan, I was wrong. Please spare my humble little life."
Hearing my cold tone, Doug was suddenly startled. He woke up from his fantasy of sexual intercourse, and then he remembered that I still had such an identity. His body as tall as a hill softened, and he hugged my thigh in an imageless way. Howled loudly.
"You guys..." Lar was very troubled by our ability to go off topic.
"Boss, we are still young anyway. It is not too late to return to Harrogas. I think there will be a more suitable partner for us there." Gefu analyzed calmly. At their speed, it would take about twenty years to advance to Harrogas, which was indeed not too late for a barbarian job changer with at least a lifespan of more than 200 years.
"Hey, forget it, I don't care about you." Lal turned his head back angrily and said angrily.
"Boss, no matter what, thank you..."
The two barbarian brothers said sincerely that the road to experience is not easy. Who can guarantee that they will reach Harrogas safely? Lal was worried about them and hoped that they would have a good bond so that they would have more worries, expectations and hopes during the battle.
"Hahaha... finally returned to Rogge camp..."
Not long after leaving, Doug showed his old self again, and he and Gefu held each other's shoulders and sang loudly with their loud voices.
"After fighting for so long, it's time to vent. By the way, Wu, you can come with us." Doug looked at me with a look that even a man could understand.
"No." I refused immediately without thinking.
"Generally speaking, adventurers who have experienced battles will vent their anger in this way after coming back, but speaking of which, I don't think I've seen Wu go there..." Doug looked at me thoughtfully.
"It can't be that I'm not good at that..."
"What... what?" It's a matter of man's dignity, so I have to fight back, but after much thought, I can't find anything to fight back against. Compared with barbarians, I'm a fool.
"I just don't want to go to that kind of place."
I said dullly, in fact, after a long period of brutal killing and stimulation of blood, it would be a complete lie to say that I don’t want to vent, but based on that little traditional concept, I have been restraining myself, I just don’t want to put my first time in that kind of place.
"Is this your first time?"
Seeing that my face was red from holding back, Doug looked at me in disbelief as if he was seeing an alien. At this time, even Geoff and Lar's ears stood up.
"I'm just kidding, I...I am, I'm very good at that...well, that's not right. In short, it's not what you think."
I originally wanted to brag, but when I saw Lar's expression change, I remembered that my father-in-law was still there, so I quickly changed my story.
"Then why are you hesitating?"
Doug's eyes lit up when he saw what I said, and he immediately dragged me onto my shoulders without any explanation. Not to mention that I haven't recovered yet, even if I recover, I'm still no match for him, so I can only be dragged away by him. .
"Lal, don't you say something?" I looked expectantly at Lar. As the future father-in-law, are you just going to watch your son-in-law visit a brothel?
"Huh?" Lar, who was about to go home, turned around and looked at me in surprise. Then he seemed to understand something and gave me a reassuring smile.
"It's okay, Wu. As a job transferer, I fully understand the needs of warriors. Sarala can't give it to you yet, so there's nothing you can do about it, right? Don't worry, I won't tell her. . However, let me explain in advance that I do not support your behavior. After marrying Shala, you cannot go there again..."
Lal gave me a knowing look.
"No, it's not like that..." I was dragged further and further away by Doug.
"Isn't that the case?" Lal showed a confused look from afar, then suddenly realized and immediately ran away.
"Is it...could it be said that you want to vent all the lust you have accumulated for a long time on my baby girl's childish body? -'Ah, lovely little Sara, come, lie down on the bed obediently, let me Big brother teaches you to do something very comfortable, are you going to do this? You bastard, I will not let you go..."
Lal's ringworm, which he was overly protective of his family, broke out again.
Forget it, I rolled my eyes helplessly. It seemed that I couldn’t give Shala the first time. After holding it in for so long, I had almost reached my limit. Perhaps, I had been looking forward to this, saying that I was brought here by the original world. Due to the limitations of traditional concepts, it’s just that I’ve never been too embarrassed to go to that kind of place.
