"Put this on!" Chang Xiu quickly picked up a fox mask and handed it to Xu Zhiyun, "This can change your voice."
Xu Zhiyun hurriedly took it with him.
The general who rushed over held a familiar jade brick in his hand: "Asshole, who are you secretly cheating on daddy's... master?"
The last half of the sentence abruptly turned the girl into a young man, because Xu Zhiyun looked like a young young man from a rich family.
This scene made the general a little confused: "If you meet a beautiful girl, why do you meet this young master? Could it be that you have the talent of Long Yang?"
"I..." As soon as Xu Zhiyun opened his mouth, he realized that the voice that came out was the clear and cold voice of a young man.
"Really a man?" The general opened his mouth in surprise, as if he could even wrap an egg in it.
"No, I..." Xu Zhiyun was about to explain, but when he spoke, it was still a familiar male voice.
The more you draw, the darker it gets.
The general's expression changed from surprise to seriousness: "When did you, a bastard, get the habit of cutting off your sleeves? Tell me the truth!"
"Actually, she is a girl." Chang Xiu raised his hand and took off the fox mask on Xu Zhiyun's face. Behind the mask was a delicate face.
"She's really a girl." The general looked Xu Zhiyun up and down and nodded with satisfaction, "Fortunately, it's not a man."
The next second I realized something: "What are you two lonely men and women doing here?"
"They are discussing how to dress up as men!" Sparrowzi popped out of nowhere, patted his chest and said.
"Why is there still a girl?" The general thought it was a boy and a girl, but he didn't expect it to be a boy and two girls. He was furious, "You bastard, you are too wild-minded, you still want to scorn two girls!"
"I don't."
"No? Ha." The prime minister snorted coldly, with two words "disbelief" written in his eyes.
Chang Xiu didn't bother to explain, so it was a mess.
"General, we are really just discussing how to dress up as men, because the little girl wants to enter the world, and it is inconvenient for her daughter to dress." Xu Zhiyun stood up to speak for Chang Xiu, "As for the other girl, she is my friend. The two of us There are also two young masters who plan to enter the world together. The world is very big, so there is someone to take care of the three of us."
Hearing Xu Zhiyun's explanation, the general felt that it made sense and nodded slightly: "It makes sense, it makes sense! Chang Xiu, you just opened your mouth for nothing. Look how reasonable what this girl said is true."
Chang Xiu turned his head to the side and said disdainfully: "Haha."
"How much does the set I have on me cost? My aunt bought it." Xu Zhiyun's heart was bleeding, but on the surface he seemed fine.
Chang Xiu smiled meaningfully: "It's worth a lot of money."
"Oh——" the voice was very long.
"Give it to you, no money from you."
"Is this true?" Xu Zhiyun was a little excited, with stars in his eyes.
"Of course it's true." Chang Xiu said with a smile and rolled his eyes, "But everything has a price."
Xu Zhiyun asked: "What's the price?"
"The price is simple, just kiss me."
Xu Zhiyun: "..."
"You kid is acting stupid again, aren't you?" The general raised the jade brick in his hand, and Chang Xiu had a bump on his head.
Chang Xiu touched his head aggrievedly and started acting coquettishly: "Dad~"
Xu Zhiyun: Mouth area! too disgusting! This is really unsightly!
The general refused to accept Chang Xiu's trick and said again: "Don't disgust me."
Xu Zhiyun: Good fight, good fight, Chang Xiu deserves it.
"Since it's all a misunderstanding, the girl should go back first to avoid being gossiped about." The reputation of the general's mansion is also very important, so for the sake of this so-called reputation, the general still issued an eviction order, "By the way, the girl can go through the back door go?"
"Is there a back door?" Chang Xiu looked in disbelief. It was obvious that he didn't even know that there was a back door in his house.
"Yes." The general nodded, "It's just maybe a little small."
When he arrived at the back door, Xu Zhiyun understood why the general said it was a little small, because it was not a door at all, but a dog hole.
So, she wants to get out through a dog hole?
"Dad, how can you let a girl get into a dog hole?" Chang Xiu looked at Xu Zhiyun with distressed eyes.
"Who said you dug a dog hole?" The general frowned and pointed at the wall and said, "This is a secret door."
After saying that, he clicked on the wall a few times, and an oval door was revealed.
"It's amazing." Sparrow couldn't help but praise.
I didn't expect that the dignified general would be shy sometimes: "Haha, just so so."
"Then let's go." Xu Zhiyun said.
"Little beauty... Ouch!" Chang Xiu was slapped in the middle of his words. He covered his face and shouted, "Dad, this is your son's face. If your son loses his appearance, how will he find a girl in the future? "
The general raised the jade brick and wanted to pat it again: "Don't you think you have found enough girls?"
Chang Xiu was so frightened that he quickly put his head in his hands.
"Hahaha." Xu Zhiyun was so happy at this scene that he bent over with laughter.
It was really funny to see Chang Xiu so deflated for the first time.
Chang Xiu really wanted to save his face: "Forget the little beauty, forget it quickly, forget it quickly!"
"Oh——" the voice lengthened, "do you think it's possible?"
Chang Xiu's head was pounding like garlic: "It's possible, it's possible."
"What's the price?" Xu Zhiyun said, imitating Chang Xiu's tone.
Chang Xiu: "..."
"What's the price?" Xu Zhiyun smiled proudly, "Don't call me little beauty in the future."
"No." Chang Xiu refused.
"Then there's nothing we can do. I remember someone was hit in the head with a jade brick by my father!"
Chang Xiu: "..."
"Yunyunzi, let's go back to sleep." Marrowzi was sleepy and yawned.
"Okay." Xu Zhiyun nodded, and he and Ma Qiaozi left the general's mansion through the secret door.
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As soon as I arrived at the door of the Prime Minister's Palace, I saw a man in black robe with his waist crotched and sneaking out.
"Don't move." Xu Zhiyun picked up a branch from the roadside and appeared behind the man quietly, with the branch pressed against the man's neck.
"Where are you going?" Xu Zhiyun asked.
The man in black robe said in a crying voice: "I want to go home."
"go home?"
"Yes, I want to go home. This Prime Minister's Mansion is no place for people."
"What should I say?" Xu Zhiyun felt something was wrong.
The man in black robe's voice trembled: "The prime minister killed someone!"
"Killing someone? Scumbag...my dad killed someone? Who? Can you tell me in detail?" Xu Zhiyun said "scumbag daddy" so smoothly that he almost said it outright, but luckily he changed his tune in time.
"Yes, didn't he buy a hundred maids some time ago? Do you know what he bought so many maids for?"
"What do you do?" Xu Zhiyun and Ma Qiaozi looked at each other and asked.
"yes……"
Before he finished speaking, a mouthful of black blood spurted out from his mouth and he fell straight down.
Behind him, the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion opened.
