As soon as Chang Xiu finished speaking, Xu Zhiyun stretched and straightened his body: "Everyone, please give way."
Squeezing to the front, he smiled sweetly: "I think everyone may have misunderstood me a little."
A thick-looking man said impatiently: "Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding? Do you want to continue to frame your sister? Do you think your sister is not embarrassed enough? Let me tell you, a beast like you who writes rubbish poems for your sister to read is not worthy of being here. Participate in a poetry meeting..."
"Snapped--"
A loud slap in the face.
No one could see clearly who slapped him, including Xu Zhiyun.
There was a doubtful candidate in his mind. He raised his eyes and met Chang Xiu's evasive gaze.
Oh, if you don't hide, it's just suspicion. If you hide, it's 100% your fault.
"But thank you anyway." She said in a tight voice.
"You don't have to be so polite, little beauty~"
Three black lines fell on Xu Zhiyun's forehead: "...get out of here, aunt!"
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The person who was slapped searched for a long time but could not find the real culprit, so he could only hold back his anger.
Chang Xiu pretended to be curious: "Little beauty, can you elaborate on the misunderstanding you said?"
"certainly."
After Xu Zhiyun finished speaking in detail, everyone suddenly realized.
It turned out that it was Miss Xu Er's personal maid Lv Shui who was causing trouble. She changed Xu Zhiyun's original poems into acrostic poems and made them so vulgar.
"Oh, it turns out that we all misunderstood the second lady."
One person said, followed by echoes, accompanied by a few heartfelt apologies and compliments.
Xu Zhiyun waved his hands repeatedly: "Hahahaha, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I don't care about this. Cough cough cough..."
Not forgetting the cough, the character of Sick Yangzi cannot just collapse like this.
"This bag of money belongs to the little beauty." Chang Xiu showed approval and gave the bag of silver to Xu Zhiyun, then took out a large handful of broken silver from his sleeve and scattered it all, "This is the first of the little beauty Xu." The one who found them all is different, so she deserves the money, and thank you all for your participation. These scraps of silver will be rewarded to you."
Chang Xiu was worried that some people would be jealous and harm Xu Zhiyun, so he made the last two sentences and scattered the silver.
I was expecting the little beauty Xu Zhiyun to say "I owe a favor" like the previous few times, but I saw the money bag pressed tightly against one cheek, sometimes rubbing it a few times. The corners of his mouth were wet, as if he was dripping again.
Tsk tsk tsk, what a heartless little money addict.
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After a stick of incense, Xu Zhiyun came back to his senses from the joy of getting the money, and happened to see the green water with his waist bent as if he was about to flee the scene.
Xu Zhiyun said with a smile: "Where are you going, Sister Lvshui, in such a hurry? Do you need me to see you off? Let's chat with you by the way? Cough cough cough..."
"I, I, I..."
"Suffer death!" Xu Qingrou was afraid that Lu Shui might accidentally reveal the bad things she had done behind her back while chatting with Xu Zhiyun, so she jumped out, holding a long sword in her hand, and stabbed Lu Shui hard in the heart. .
Want to kill people and silence them.
Oh~ It seems that I did not suspect the wrong person. You are the person behind the reward for Lu Shui to kill me!
If Lv Shui hadn't reacted quickly and ducked to the side, the sword thrust was crooked and missed the heart, and he would have been killed on the spot.
"Well, you Xu Qingrou, you are not as good as your name, and you still want to kill me in public? Huh? Do you believe that I will tell you all the bad things you have done?" Lv Shui covered the bleeding place with one hand and pointed at Xu Qingrou, saying When he came out, he was shaking with anger.
Xu Qingrou was in disarray. Image management had long been forgotten. She was no different from a shrew on the street: "How dare you!"
"Bah, I'm just saying, if you can, stab me again in front of everyone, you despicable villain who doesn't mean what you mean!"
"What are you scolding me for?"
"rat!"
…
Lv Shui actually told all the bad things Xu Qingrou had done, and Xu Qingrou was so angry that she punched the former.
Then...the two of them struggled together.
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Dog bites dog, so beautiful.
Xu Zhiyun looked on with cold eyes, sometimes smiling.
When the two of them were almost done fighting, Xu Zhiyun came to clean up the mess and said, "Sister, don't forget the bet between us two sisters."
Xu Qingrou pretended to be stupid: "What? What bet? I have never made a bet with you!"
I had guessed this would happen.
So I just retell Xu Qingrou's original words verbatim.
After retelling, Xu Zhiyun smiled briskly: "But my sister said it herself, whoever reneges on the debt is the dog."
Walking in front of Xu Qingrou with thin and elegant steps.
"You, you, what are you going to do? Don't come here." Xu Qingrou stretched out her index finger tremblingly and pointed at Xu Zhiyun's face.
He grabbed his wrist and pressed it down hard: "It's rude to point your finger at my sister, don't you think so, sister?"
"I……"
She leaned close to Xu Qingrou's ear again, her red lips parted slightly: "Sister, are you thinking about giving a 'woof'?"
Xu Qingrou is a useless vase, she can't even curse, she can only curse with a few words. After holding it in for a long time, I could only squeeze out one word from between my teeth: "You!"
"Ahem...what's wrong with me? Sister, you are so cruel." Xu Zhiyun coughed and took half a step back, looking innocent.
"Bitch!"
Xu Zhiyun couldn't talk with words, so he had to take action. He quickly raised his hand and slapped Xu Zhiyun in the face.
Without even trying to hide, with a slight movement of his lips, the slap changed its direction, slapping Xu Qingrou on his face, and even his other hand was raised quickly inexplicably.
Everyone saw this scene——
Xu Qingrou slapped herself wildly with both hands!
The expressions on the faces are also very interesting, ranging from disbelief to horror.
Hehehe, the magic in the fairy world is really powerful.
Although her magical power is low, it is enough to be used on a mortal.
Deserve it! It can only be said that it’s your own fault, who gave you so many bad thoughts!
Xu Zhiyun said in his heart.
"What's going on with Xu Qingrou? How could he be so stupid as to slap himself in public?"
"I don't know, maybe there's something wrong with my brain."
"If there is something wrong with your brain, go get it cured. What will you do if you come to the Poetry Society? It's embarrassing."
"Isn't that right? The Prime Minister's Office has been greatly embarrassed by Xu Qingrouyan this time. If Miss Xu hadn't written such beautiful poems, I'd probably never be able to hold her head up in front of the world for the rest of her life."
…
These voices made Xu Qingrou hate Xu Zhiyun even more.
If eyes could really cut people, Xu Zhiyun would have died thousands of times.
But there is no such thing in the world.
"Sister, stop hurting yourself. My sister feels so sorry for me!" After watching enough of the show, Xu Zhiyun stretched out his hands and took hold of Xu Qingrou's left and right hands respectively to stop her from continuing to harm herself.
When Xu Zhiyun's fingertips touched Xu Zhiyun's hand, the latter's hands seemed to break free from the heavy shackles and regain their freedom.
The first thing he did after gaining freedom was to give Xu Zhiyun a push.
And he pushed me! How stubborn!
He fell to the ground.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdou;Did sister do something wrong again? Why did sister push me with so, so, so much force? Cough, cough, cough..." Xu Zhiyun raised his hand, his broad white sleeves half-covering his face, looking pitiful. Xian, "My sister obviously just wants to care about her sister and tell her not to hurt herself. Cough cough cough..."
He lowered his eyes, his eyelashes that curled up slightly trembled, and a few tears slipped from the corners of his eyes.
