"Help me back to the house."
"Yes!" Lv Shui still looked like a loser.
The door was pushed open, and a thick layer of ash fell down. Xu Zhiyun raised his hand and waved it in front of him a few times.
The ashes dispersed.
As guessed, it was dilapidated.
Lv Shui closed the door and lit a candle.
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I moved a chair with only three legs and sat in front of the dressing mirror.
Oval face.
Her eyebrows are as soft as willow leaves, and her eyes are as round as almonds.
The nose and lips are well defined.
The long black hair is messy and scattered on the back of the head.
sky! His facial features are basically similar to his own!
Xu Zhiyun also has an oval face, willow eyebrows, a delicate nose and mouth, but his eyes are deer eyes full of intelligence.
"Master, you are so beautiful, like a flower in full bloom..."
Said a long list of unrealistic rainbow farts.
Oops, he can change his face and say, Lv Shui is really a money-making treasure!
Xu Zhiyun's eyes shone, and Lv Shui was frightened to the extreme: "Master...Master, what's wrong with me as a slave? Why do you look at me like this? My slave, I'm so scared."
"Ahem." Xu Zhiyun coughed twice awkwardly and his expression became serious, "Don't pay attention to these details! I have something to ask you."
"Master, please speak."
"Who are you going to collect the reward from after you kill me?"
"Reporting to the master, this is the Prime Minister's Mansion..."
Before he finished speaking, Xu Zhiyun covered Lv Shui's mouth: "Shh, stop talking, someone is coming."
Let go.
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The sound of footsteps came from far to near.
A few seconds later, the wooden door was kicked open by a woman in a pink skirt.
Combination of pictures and text.
This person's name is Xu Qingrou, the eldest sister of the original owner.
Oh~ It turns out that she is the mistress who stole the fiancé of the original owner and let the original owner bump into her!
I didn't expect it to be delivered to my door.
In one second, he became weak and unable to take care of himself.
Lying on the ground coughing in pain.
It took me a while to recover, and I stood up with difficulty: "Ahem, cough, cough... Why did my sister come in without knocking on the door? My sister was shocked. I thought a wild dog had broken in."
"What do you mean?" Xu Qingrou frowned and made a fist with her right hand.
"What I mean..." With one hand behind his back, Xu Zhiyun turned his palm slightly, and a small stone appeared in his palm.
pop up.
Xu Qingrou fell to the ground with an "ouch".
The stone disappeared out of thin air after it hit the ground!
Green Shui, who was standing aside, narrowed his eyes, thoughtfully.
"Sister, are you okay? Did you fall seriously? Remember to stand firm next time." Xu Zhiyun stepped forward to help.
"Hypocritical!" Xu Qingrou was angry and pushed Xu Zhiyun.
Xu Zhiyun fell to the floor: "Sister, I really didn't expect that my sister, who is the 'number one gentle and talented woman in the capital', could have such a rude side! I thought it would be better for her to be restrained, in case someone sees her like this one day. If you have a different face, you will be called a wild dog."
Xu Qingrou was furious: "Who do you think is..."
"I'm afraid I may have misunderstood my sister. I just wanted to remind her out of kindness. Is it wrong to remind her in kind? Woo hoo hoo..."
Cried.
It makes me feel pity for you to cry so much!
Crying and coughing at the same time, he completely established the character of "Sick Yangzi".
Even the personal maid who had been following Xu Qingrou couldn't help but say: "Master, the second young lady has obviously done nothing wrong, why did you push her? Master is confused!"
"I..." Xu Qingrou wanted to defend, but found that she was short of words. She could only clench her back molars and speak a few words from between her teeth, "What does it have to do with you? Do you want to rebel?"
"Don't dare." Xu Qingrou's eyes looked like she wanted to kill someone, which made the slave immediately lower her head in fear.
"Ahem, cough...please don't be cruel to that maid sister. It's my sister's fault. I won't remind my sister next time."
As soon as these words came out, Xu Qingrou's face became increasingly ugly.
For some reason, her brain had automatically tied the words "reminder" and "wild dog" together. Whenever Xu Zhiyun mentioned the word "remind", it felt like he was calling her a "wild dog".
What a disgusting sick loser!
How is Green Water doing? Why hasn't Xu Zhiyun been killed yet? You don’t want to receive the reward money, do you?
As he was thinking about it, he glanced at Lu Shui inadvertently. Lu Shui was timid and his eyes averted.
My body couldn't help but tremble.
Xu Zhiyun caught this scene and had a suspect for the master who rewarded Lu Shui with money.
"By the way, tomorrow my sister will go to the General's Mansion with me to participate in the annual Hairpin Poetry Festival. Don't forget it. Dad and my third sister have something to do and can't go. I hope my sister will be careful about her words and deeds tomorrow and don't leave anyone alone. Be careful to embarrass our Prime Minister's Office."
You little bitch, you are so brave, you dare to call me a wild dog in the name of reminding me.
In this poetry meeting, I will make a fool of you, a sick and worthless loser, and I will make everyone present understand who is the wild dog!
As for that dog in Green Water who is jealous of money...
He looked up and down.
It's still useful, and I'll give her another chance. If nothing happens, she will be buried alive to prevent this damn girl from talking nonsense and ruining her reputation as "the most gentle and talented woman in the capital".
"My sister already knows. If I have nothing else to do, please come back. My sister is going to rest." Xu Zhiyun stood up slowly and gave the eviction order with a smile.
"Don't be so hasty to drive your sister away. I think you still have a reminder. It's snowy and cold. Please keep warm and don't die."
"Thank you sister for reminding me, I will keep warm and live long, long, long, long!"
The last four words were said one word at a time, obviously for emphasis.
Lu Shui squinted his eyes again, wondering what he was thinking.
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The next day.
Chanjuan is in the sky, stars are sparse, long wind blows up the dust, and the late night hour has arrived.
The General's Mansion was decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, and the sound of chanting and applause could be heard constantly, which was in sharp contrast to the quiet night.
A moment of garrison.
Xu Qingrou clapped her hands: "Everyone, come here quickly. My sister has written a good poem to share with you."
After saying that, he raised his hand and pointed at Xu Zhiyun who was sitting in the corner, and everyone's eyes turned to him.
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She wears a chest-length skirt embroidered with peony clouds and brocade in pink color, and has a goose-yellow shawl. Her long hair is tied up with a hairpin made of pure gold, and the hair accessories are all shining with gold.
The breath of wealth hits my face.
Unlike Xu Qingrou, Xu Zhiyun wore a double-breasted undershirt today. The color was better than snow, with golden auspicious cloud patterns embroidered on the sleeves and skirt.
So elegant!
His lips were slightly open, as if he was about to speak.
Unexpectedly, he immediately started coughing, which was very violent.
The elegance disappeared in an instant, replaced by a feeling of weakness.
Xu Qingrou winked at Lv Shui.
Lv Shui understood: "Oh! Unfortunately, my young lady caught wind and cold a few days ago, and her throat is extremely uncomfortable. She may not be able to read poems."
"Then what should we do? If I remember correctly, everyone who comes to the poetry meeting is required to read the poems they have written. If they don't read, they will ruin the place! I think it's better for Lv Shui to take the second sister and leave first. It can't be bad. It has ruined the reputation of our Prime Minister’s Office!”
After listening to Xu Qingrou's words, Lv Shui turned around and asked, "Miss, how about we..."
Xu Zhiyun waved his hand: "Ahem, cough...it's okay. I brought the poem, but I'm sick, my hands are shaking, and the handwriting is a bit ugly. Can you ask someone to bring paper, ink, and pen for my maid to copy a copy for you?" ?Cough cough cough..."
"I won't bother others. My sister always felt that she came to the poetry club and her thoughts were flowing, so she prepared paper, ink and a pen. Go down and get them." Xu Qingrou interrupted the former's cough and ordered the servants to get them.
What good poetry can a loser write? I'm afraid even the meaning of the sentence is confusing. Then the limelight will be all mine!
Xu Qingrou's heart was filled with joy.
"By the way, second sister, how about we make a bet in front of everyone?" Xu Qingrou suddenly had a plan in mind. She wanted to make Xu Zhiyun completely unable to stand up.
"Ahem, cough...ok." Xu Zhiyun nodded calmly.
