rustle! rustle!
Under an old tree with a crooked neck, Wei Hai held a hemp rope in his hand and tied it to the thickest branch.
After quickly tying a knot at the bottom, Wei Haigang was just about to stick his neck in when he heard a playful laughter not far away: "It's a bit ugly to die like this, and if people bump into it then, I won't have nightmares for three years." ?”
"Gu, Gu, Mr. Gu!"
Wei Hai hurriedly untied the hemp rope at hand and looked in the direction of the sound, only to see a figure in a green shirt sitting by the Xiangjiang River, with a jar of wedding wine beside him.
After hesitating for a moment, he quickly walked to Gu Ning'an's side and asked, "Mr. Gu, why are you here?"
Gu Ning'an took out a letter of paper from his arms, shook it and said, "Didn't you leave me a final note?"
"We are all good friends, I have to come and see you off, right?"
"Ah? You weren't asleep at that time?" Wei Hai looked surprised: "If I had known, I would have let it go to your door instead of stuffing it into the crack of the door."
Gu Ning'an unfolded the letter, pointed to the words on it and said with a smile: "The word "know Mr., you will be lucky in your life", the bottom is a sheep, not a cow..."
"There is also the word "regret" for "death without regrets". The right side has a touching feeling, not the brave "dare".
What is it like to write a must-have and have someone recite it live and point out the grammatical errors and typos?
Wei Hai's current face, neither crying nor smiling, like a mask of pain, is the best explanation of this experience.
"Tell me, you, after all, have stayed with us three scholars for so long, you can be considered as stained with some ink. How can you write a masterpiece and write so rough." As he spoke, Gu Ning'an couldn't help but clicked his tongue.
Wei Hai's toes clenched in embarrassment, he paused and said, "Mr. Gu, are you here to persuade me not to die?"
"Huh?" Gu Ning'an put away the envelope and said with a smile, "No, I'm here to give you a ride."
"Huh?" Wei Hai's mouth twitched: "You won't stop me?"
Gu Ning'an waved his hand and said: "Why should I stop you? Of course you can make the decision about your life or death by yourself. We are friends, so I am not here to give you a ride, not to stop you from dying."
Hearing this, Wei Hai's expression became even weirder.
He simply sat down, picked up the wine jar, and after taking a sip, he said, "Sir, we are both scholars. You are really different from Li Xiaozi and Wen Songmo."
"If they were here, they would definitely come up to me one by one and tell me that it would be better to live than die."
"But you didn't stop me, and you were willing to accompany me to commit suicide... It's interesting and interesting. I'm so lucky to meet you sir!"
Gu Ning'an glanced at him and said with a smile: "You spilled the beans as early as when we were drinking on the boat..."
"You said at that time that you planned to drink yourself to death when you drank. In fact, when you came back this time, you just planned to give some money to your family and commit suicide, right?"
Wei Hai nodded and said with a smile: "That's right, so I met the bullshit Mr. Sun, some kind of substitute governor, or even the emperor's brother-in-law."
"I'm not afraid at all. I'm just running to die, so it's better to die on behalf of my friends than to commit suicide."
"There's no need to go to the trouble of doing it yourself."
"Who would have thought that in that situation, I wouldn't have died... Later, I met Xunshan boy and got married, and he made me a high-ranking official... At that time, I actually didn't want to die. .”
"At night, I heard the half of my wife's unfinished sentence... If my Chao'er hadn't become a helpless man, I'm afraid he would be able to have a family like Xunshan by now. ..."
Gu Ning'an nodded: "I understand, then why did you choose this world to die? When you got here, you sat there for a while before starting to hang up the sling?"
"Hey! This place is remote and there are rivers. Don't I have more options for suicide?"
Wei Hai pointed to the water in the Xiangjiang River in front of him and said with a smile: "Ploping your head down will save time and effort, and no one will need to collect the body."
"As for why we have to wait a while, we don't want to bring bad luck to others on Mr. Li's happy day."
Hearing this, Gu Ning'an nodded and said: "You can commit suicide to avoid the moment of great joy for others. Brother Wei, you are really on the right path."
"That's right!" Wei Hai took another sip of wine and continued: "Then I'm going to die. I'll see you in the next life, Mr. Gu."
Gu Ning'an waved her hand: "Go ahead."
"Well!" Wei Hai took out a dagger from his waist, first pointed it at his heart, paused for a moment, and then put it on his neck.
Gudu!
Wei Hai's Adam's apple moved slightly, and Wei Hai hesitated for a long time, but couldn't do anything to his neck.
"Can't you do it?" Gu Ning'an said with a smile.
Wei Hai sneered: "It's indeed a bit..."
"Then try jumping into the river?" Gu Ning'an pointed to the river.
Wei Hai paused and said, "I seem to be pretty good at water."
Gu Ning'an waved his hand and said, "Don't you have a hemp rope? Bind your hands and feet, tie one end to the wine jar, and jump into the water. No matter how good your water quality is, you won't be able to float."
Gudu!
Wei Hai swallowed hard: "Mr. Gu, your brain is really good! But is there any other way?"
"Yes." Gu Ning'an responded with a smile, and then in the next moment of burning incense, he told Wei Hai that there were ninety-nine and eighty-one ways to die, among which the pros and cons of each method were all Give him a thorough analysis.
After listening, Wei Hai subconsciously moved away from Gu Ning'an. He couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Gu, have you been a killer before?"
"No, this is all from the story." As he said that, Gu Ning'an asked: "After hearing so much from Gu, you have already figured out how to die, right?"
"Um..." Wei Hai paused and said, "Mr. Gu, in fact, you have said so much. Logically speaking, I should be sorry for your waste of speech even if I don't die."
"But I still want to say, otherwise I wouldn't die, right?"
Gu Ning'an stood up: "Okay, who told you to die..."
"Then I will go back to see my wife and son. Should you come with me, sir?" Wei Hai asked.
Gu Ning'an shook his head: "No, things have happened here, I have to leave."
"Sir is leaving this evening?" Wei Hai asked: "Then when will you come back? Where can I find you?"
Gu Ning'an smiled and said, "I don't know when I will come back, but if your son gets married, remember to send me an invitation... If you can make it, I will come to attend."
My son is getting married, who wants to marry a useless person... Wei Hai smiled bitterly and said, "Mr. Gu hasn't said where he lives yet?"
"Lexiang County, Ansi Courtyard." After saying this, Gu Ning'an picked up the wine jar and walked towards the east.
And Wei Hai, who silently recorded Gu Ning'an's residence in his mind, also lost sight of the blue-shirted figure...
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