"You bitch, you just talk when you talk, why do you curse when you open your mouth?" Yang Huaming was originally in a leaning position with his eyes slightly squinted. He was closing his eyes to rest in order to restore his body's energy.
As a result, Liu's words immediately made him unhappy, and there was no way he could regain his respect without refuting them.
Ms. Liu rolled her eyes at Yang Huaming, her face full of contempt.
"I'm not scolding you, I'm telling the truth, okay!"
"On the way back, you have been vomiting since you got on the boat. You vomited everything you ate."
"You vomited on the water for five or six hours from beginning to end. The clothes you were wearing, and the two sets of clothes in the baggage roll, were all stained by your vomiting. Look at your body, the corners of your mouth, and your chin. , Is it disgusting? Should I bury it or not?"
Mrs. Liu pointed at Yang Huaming and shouted for everyone to see.
Everyone looked in the direction of Liu's fingers and found that there were indeed many stains on Yang Huaming's clothes...
Yang Ruoqing also understood. When she saw something stuck on her fourth uncle's chin, her first reaction was that the residue of the snacks they had eaten on the road had not been cleaned up and had stuck to their bodies.
Unexpectedly, it turned out to be vomit.
"My fourth uncle is seasick, seasick, and motion sickness. These are all normal. They are no different from the quality of his body. Fourth aunt, please don't say that!" Yang Ruoqing told Mrs. Liu.
Mrs. Liu pouted, "Then why don't I get seasick? I'm so good!"
"You are you and he is him, just like my fourth uncle likes to eat preserved eggs, but fourth aunt, you want to vomit when you smell the smell. And you like to eat pork liver, even if my fourth uncle pinches his nose and swallows the liver Once it enters the stomach, it will be vomited out after a while. The same thing has different reactions to different people, so you can’t force it.”
Yang Huaming was sitting on the stool. Hearing Yang Ruoqing speak for him like this, every word of it touched his heart. This made him very grateful and nodded vigorously.
"Yes, yes, Qing'er, you are right. I don't get dizzy when riding in a carriage, no matter how far the journey is. But I don't know why. Sitting on a boat is like putting a person upside down on a swaying boat. It’s like being in the basin, it feels so uncomfortable!”
Now that Yang Huaming has calmed down, he can finally hold the tea bowl and recall his feelings at that time.
"It's so uncomfortable to take a boat. I really don't want to take a boat anymore. If I had known this, I should never have agreed to accompany you to Cangle County to see the third girl. I really screwed myself up!"
"This is what you said. If you go there again, see if I don't slap your big face with the sole of my shoe!"
"Hey, that's my daughter, why can't I go? If I want to go, I can go. If I don't want to go, I can't. Why are you, bitch, getting more and more excited with your talk?"
"Ha, you changed your tune right away? How shameless! I don't even think about how many good things you ate at San Yatou's house and how much good wine you drank from my son-in-law in the past few days!"
Ms. Liu clasped her fingers and counted the things the three girls and Liu Xueyun spent on Yang Huaming one by one!
Incomparable to Liu's rich words and sharp lines, Yang Huaming repeated one sentence over and over again: "When I give birth to a daughter, I will eat a mouthful of food from her family and a mouthful of wine from my son-in-law. It is only natural and right."...
But Liu continued to criticize Yang Huaming.
Yang Ruoqing couldn't listen anymore and interrupted Ms. Liu again: "Fourth Aunt, Fourth Aunt, can you stop being so impatient? You just talk and fuck until the end, and you don't give anyone any way to live. What are you doing? Ah?"
Mrs. Liu hummed, her voice a little softer, but she still pointed at Yang Huaming unconvinced: "What annoys me the most is that he never goes out with me all his life. He is so picky when he rarely goes out. , it doesn’t give people a happy mood.”
Yang Ruoqing turned her head and looked at Yang Huaming, "Fourth uncle, this is your problem. What matters when you go out is a good mood. How can you express such negative emotions?"
Yang Huaming smiled coquettishly and said, "That's just my catchphrase. When I say it casually, I feel very happy in my heart!"
"You are happy when you are happy. Why do you have to say something sarcastic? You, Fourth, have this problem too.
It's time to change. Yang Huazhong, who had not spoken for a long time, also warned Yang Huaming.
Yang Huaming could only chuckle and nod, "Okay, okay, I'll change it, I'll try my best to change it!"
After receiving Yang Huaming's assurance, Yang Huazhong went to Liu again and said, "If the fourth brother says he will change, then you can stop being disrespectful and unforgiving. That's pretty much it."
Mrs. Liu glared at Yang Huaming, then turned to look at Yang Huazhong, and said in a different tone: "Third brother, I will spare him."
"But there's one thing I just can't figure out. Why was he fine when we went there and didn't get seasick?"
"When I came back, I felt seasick. I vomited all the way back. I wanted him to accompany me to the deck to see the waterfowl. I didn't see anything, so I just waited on him. Alas..."
Ms. Liu sighed, her tone filled with regret.
"Why, you didn't see any waterfowl when you passed by?" Yang Huazhong asked.
Mr. Liu shook his head, his tone became lower and lower, and he even lowered his head, picking at the fur ball on his clothes with both hands.
"I didn't see any waterfowl when we went there because we got up too early. We sat next to each other and dozed off after getting on the boat..."
Everyone else was exchanging glances with each other, and they all understood the real reason why Liu was so angry when he came back this time.
Originally, I wanted to have a romance with Yang Huaming, but I didn't have the chance to be romantic. Instead, I got seasick and vomited, which ruined the beautiful mood of the trip.
"Fourth uncle, it's up to you to speak." Yang Ruoqing winked at Yang Huaming and reminded in a low voice.
What Fourth Uncle said is more effective than what they said.
Yang Huaming was a little embarrassed by Yang Ruoqing's urging.
But he still put down his tea bowl and explained to Mrs. Liu very seriously and sincerely: "The reason why I didn't get seasick when I went there is that I got up early and dozed off as soon as I got on the boat."
"Then when you woke up later, you didn't get seasick!" Ms. Liu said.
Yang Huaming smiled good-naturedly, and then explained: "People feel good when happy events happen, because I am going to my daughter's house, and it is the first time I go there. I am so happy and fresh, and that feeling dilutes the feeling of seasickness."
"When I got back, I felt a little depressed. I missed my daughter and was a little reluctant to let go. After I got on the boat, there were many people on the boat. I don't know who the hell in the cabin farted in a long series. It smelled so bad. I wanted to die. I couldn’t hold it back at that moment. My stomach was churning, and I would not be able to get well the rest of the way..."
"Ah? Did you say someone farted?" Mrs. Liu's eyes rolled around, and her face showed a hint of guilt.
Yang Huaming didn't notice her guilty conscience and continued to explain, "When Kang Xiaozi and Jin Chuan get married, we will build a new house. Then we will take a chance and hand over the house to them. I will take you to the lake." Let’s have some fun over there in Guang County.”
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