"A woman weighs about two hundred pounds, is dark and strong, think about it, who can eat that big piece of fat unless she has a heavy appetite?" Yang Huaming added.
Everyone looked at each other and suddenly understood what kind of appetite Yang Huaming meant by "appetite".
"Oh my God, how can I say I have a heavy appetite? I'm just hungry and can't choose what to eat!"
Ms. Liu immediately clapped her hands and smiled from ear to ear.
In the past few years, as a woman, she had little confidence in how she looked.
If any eldest girl in the village is pretty, she will say that she is just a flower stand, a sickly girl who will be blown down by a gust of wind and is not practical.
Whose little daughter-in-law is pretty? She will say that she makes people restless when they look at her. Being her man is tiring and she needs to wear some green on her head.
The women she was willing to befriend were all uglier than the last.
Ugly and fond of gossiping, Mrs. Liu was at home among such a group of women.
"Hey, by the way, when Liu Dazhu married into that woman's family, they were a serious couple. Shouldn't we, Mr. Kang, also call her mother-in-law?" Mrs. Liu suddenly asked.
Old Yang was puffing his tobacco. When he heard this, he quickly put down the tobacco pole and said, "According to seniority and rules, you have to call me mother-in-law. After all, Liu Dazhu is Jin Chuan's biological father."
Mrs. Liu asked again: "Shout if you want. Anyway, there will be a lot of meat. However, after marriage, our fourth house will not go back and forth with Liu Dazhu's house. We don't want those relatives!"
Lao Yangtou remained silent to Mr. Liu.
Mrs. Liu looked at Yang Huazhong again: "Third brother, don't make any excuses to us when the time comes. We in the fourth room really don't want to go around with Liu Dazhu!"
Yang Huazhong smiled bitterly: "Fourth brother and sister, it's unnecessary for you to worry. Our old Yang family has been separated for a long time. Each room can arrange its own affairs. The rest of us will not interfere."
Mr. Liu chuckled: "Third brother, you can't say that. This is not interrupting, this is helping everyone come up with ideas!"
"Take the matter of Kang Xiaozi's marriage. Without the red line pulled by the third sister-in-law, and without the contribution of Qing'er and Xiao An, it wouldn't have been possible! I don't know how grateful I am!"
Yang Huaming said, "I don't want to be related to people like Liu Dazhu, let alone move around."
"However, there are some things that we can't just insist on. What if Jin Chuan wants to have a natal home to move around in? We can't forcibly prevent our daughter from returning to her natal home, right? That doesn't make sense!"
"Ha, you can't explain it?" Mrs. Liu also started to laugh strangely.
As expected of a couple, they both have exactly the same weird smile.
"Tsk, tsk, if you want to go out with your new mother-in-law, who is dark and strong, just say so, and no one will laugh at you. Why use your daughter-in-law Jin Chuan as a cover, really!"
Yang Huaming didn't expect that when he said that, he really considered it from the perspective of etiquette and rules and his daughter-in-law, but it ended up in Mrs. Liu's mouth, and it turned out to be like this.
"Hey, Mother He'er, what a bullshit you are!" he said.
"You are such a dirty person. You dare to think about anything. I really admire you!" Yang Huaming continued, his fair face with some fine lines and wrinkles turned red, and he was so ashamed that he was speechless.
Thinking that I have reached this age, I have long stopped thinking about what is available and what is not. Otherwise, Heifeng, who runs a grocery store in the village, has shown his kindness to me several times, and I would not have flatly refused.
As a result, Mrs. Liu, a crazy woman, is still here talking about everything and burying people.
"If you, mother-in-law, are still talking nonsense like this, let's just forget about Kang Xiaozi's marriage, so that you don't have to come up with a disgusting accusation to put on my head. I still want to have a peaceful life!"
As Yang Huaming said, he stood up and walked out.
"Where are you going, Fourth?" Yang Huazhong asked warily.
"Where else can I go? I'm going to Tianxiang Tower in Wanghai County. I'm going to ask Liu Dazhu to take my daughter away. This marriage cannot be concluded, otherwise I will live a restless life and be maliciously arranged by some women every day!"
"Some women"
…
The corner of his eye glanced in Liu's direction.
Mrs. Liu sat on the stool, twisted her body, rolled her eyes at Yang Huaming, and snorted in her nostrils: "Pretentious!"
"Fourth brother and sister, third sister-in-law is going to talk about you now."
At this time, it was not convenient for Yang Huazhong, the eldest brother, to come forward, so Sun spoke up with great understanding.
She stood up and came to Mrs. Liu's side. Although she said she wanted to speak well about Mrs. Liu, Mrs. Sun always had a gentle, friendly and kind smile on her face.
"Fourth brother and sister, please don't make such jokes with the fourth child again. Everyone is about to have a grandson. It's inappropriate for you to joke like that again."
Mrs. Sun gently put her hand on Mrs. Liu's shoulder and spoke softly to smooth things over.
This is the cleverness of Mrs. Sun. Previously, Mrs. Liu's tone was not a joke, it was sarcasm!
"Third sister-in-law, you still understand me and know that I am joking. Unlike some people who can't even hear jokes and don't know how their ears are."
Mr. Liu also followed Mr. Sun's words and glared at Yang Huaming.
Yang Huaming no longer clamored to go to the county town to find Liu Dazhu to break off the engagement.
The cigarette in Lao Yangtou's hand was almost smoked, and the excitement was about the same. The old man put away the dry tobacco pole in his hand and inserted it into his waist. He said to everyone: "Let the third and fourth go together tomorrow." Let’s go to the county seat. The third child represents me, which means the entire Old Yang family. We must treat the marriages of our descendants seriously, and we cannot wrong Liu Jinchuan’s mother’s family just because of her special circumstances!”
Everyone in the room, including Yang Huaming and Mr. Liu, stood up and looked serious.
"Okay dad, I will accompany my fourth brother and the others to the county town early tomorrow morning." Yang Huazhong said.
Yang Huaming and Mr. Liu looked at each other, and Yang Huaming said, "It's up to you to say this. If I say it later, you will have to pick on me in a weird way!"
Ms. Liu: "Tsk, tsk, look at this petty guy, he is still a big man!"
She muttered a few words, then turned around and expressed her opinion to Lao Yang: "Dad, don't worry, Kang Xiaozi's marriage is beyond my wildest dreams. It's rare for him to have a family. I'm sure nothing will happen." I will obey him, my daughter-in-law, everything about wedding etiquette, and I will show the attitude that a man should have, and I will not embarrass our old Yang family, or let others poke my bones!"
"Okay, okay, I feel relieved with your words," Lao Yangtou looked at Mrs. Liu with admiration, "I feel more reassured by your guarantee than by the Fourth Brother!"
Oops!
Liu's tail suddenly shot up to the sky, and she even turned her head and winked at Yang Huaming with a proud look on her face.
"Did you hear that? In my father's heart, my daughter-in-law is more reliable than you, my biological son, haha!"
