"You damn fat girl, I've been talking to you for a long time, and you're just having fun without even saying a word."
Tan waited for a while but didn't get Yang Ruoqing's response, so she cursed again unhappily.
Yang Ruoqing finally spoke this time: "Miscellaneous, are you sure you want to hear my shit? I had a bit of miscellaneous food for lunch, and I'm afraid you won't be able to handle it later!"
Tan's brows drooped, and he subconsciously raised his hands to cover his mouth and nose. The exposed eye was full of disgust.
"I'm telling you what's serious, but you're just talking nonsense like me. You're not serious." She cursed again, got up and walked out of the house.
"Where are you going, grandma?"
"I'm not worried. I have to go to Lao Wang's house to see your aunt." Mrs. Tan said without looking back.
Yang Ruoqing chased after her and stopped Tan.
Mrs. Sun finally got up from the table and followed her, her face turned pale.
If Meier is still scolding Xiaohei right now, and Xiaohei is not so obedient, my mother will have to help Meier scold Xiaohei together.
But most people can't handle the mother's reprimand, especially a young boy like Xiao Hei. If someone pushes him and falls down, wouldn't it be even more chaotic?
"Mom, it's better not to go. It's not right to go..." Mrs. Sun urged eagerly, but her voice sounded as soft and lackluster as ever.
"It's not inappropriate, it's just adding to the confusion." Yang Ruoqing didn't mince words so much, and directly said what Sun was thinking, and of course her own thoughts.
How could Mr. Tan be happy to hear such words?
She immediately spat on the ground and said fiercely: "What do you mean by causing trouble? I have to protect my Mei'er, what should I do if she is bullied? Which of you can shoulder this responsibility?"
Mr. Sun was immediately speechless.
Yang Ruoqing's voice is not inferior to Tan's at all, and her eyes are still sizing up Tan's body: "Mistress, your tone is much louder than yours. Who dares to hit my aunt? Xiaohei?"
"Are you sure you can protect him if you go? Just think about how many fists your body can withstand Xiao Hei!"
Mr. Tan lowered his head and glanced at himself. That kid was so tall and powerful that if he punched him, he would probably be stuck in the wall and unable to get out.
"No matter what, I'm going to go, I'm going to see how Mei'er is doing! Damn it, you're so capable, come with me. If you can fight, then why don't you be my bodyguard? ?" Ms. Tan raised her head and asked loudly, her saliva splashing on Yang Ruoqing's face.
Yang Ruoqing wiped her face, "Good guy, you actually learned how to use aggressive tactics on me."
But am I the kind of person who likes aggressive tactics?
If you say something nice or soft to me, or praise me, I can still consider it.
"Nai, forget about the provocation. I'm too lazy to go, and you're not allowed to go either. Don't worry, Xiao Hei won't dare to fight back with my aunt. I said this, just look back and see!"
"You damn fat girl...what are you doing? Don't close the courtyard door!"
It's already too late, Yang Ruoqing has already closed the courtyard door, "Mistress, half an hour, I won't stop you from going wherever you like in half an hour. You can't leave this courtyard for this half hour. I'll just keep an eye on you."
"You have no control over where I go when I fall in love, just open the door!"
Tan was like a grumpy old beast, turning on the violent mode.
But unfortunately, in front of the young tiger Yang Ruoqing, Tan was bluffing after all.
What's more, one mountain can't accommodate two tigers, especially two female tigers. Mrs. Tan is destined to just howl a few times to vent her anger. When she's done and tired, she curses and goes back to the house to stay. Anyway, half an hour won't be too long. She Can afford to wait.
"If something happens to your aunt later, I'll never be done with you, fat girl!"
Before going back to the house, Mrs. Tan couldn't help but point at Yang Ruoqing and say something harsh.
Yang Ruoqing shrugged and didn't care.
If these harsh words were Tan's last bit of dignity, then she should respect them.
Mrs. Sun glanced at the closed courtyard door, then turned to look at Yang Ruoqing, confused but cautiously asked: "Qing'er, you stopped your hothead from going to Lao Wang's house. I understand this, because I am the same." idea."
"But why is it half an hour? Is there anything special about this?"
Yang Ruoqing curled her lips, "According to my estimation, half an hour is enough for the battle in Lao Wang's family to end."
When the battle is over, one side will quickly evacuate the battlefield. At that time, if Tan's reinforcements parachute over, there will be no danger.
Mrs. Sun didn't understand, but she was still sensible and didn't ask any more questions.
"Let me see your breasts."
"Mom, don't look. She is as untouchable as that wasp. Let her stay alone for a while. Let's do our own thing first. We'll come back in half an hour to make sure she comes out."
Mrs. Sun thought so. She hadn't even put away the dishes and chopsticks at noon.
So the two mothers went to the kitchen to work together.
"Qing'er, your grandma won't sneak out while we are away, right?" Mrs. Sun was still a little worried when she sat at the mouth of the stove.
Yang Ruoqing said while washing the dishes: "Mom, I have locked the iron door. The key is hanging on my waist. My breasts cannot climb over the wall."
Mrs. Sun said: "There is a baffle next to the courtyard door. When the baffle is lifted up, it will be a dog hole. I'm worried that you will get out of it by yourself..."
"Snapped!"
Yang Ruoqing was so happy when she thought about the scene of Tan going into the dog hole that the bowl in her hand actually slipped into the pot.
Fortunately, the pot was filled with water, which acted as a buffer and did not break. However, the mouth of the bowl was still tragically cracked.
"Hey, when I see Madam Jiang later, I will definitely ask her where to buy a bowl!"
The strongest bowl I have ever seen was the tea bowl from Mrs. Jiang's family. Mrs. Tan threw it through the courtyard wall and knocked Jiang Er unconscious. The bowl rolled on the ground for a long time without being broken, awesome!
"Qing'er, you go and wash your hands, I'll wash them." Mrs. Sun hurried over to replace Yang Ruoqing, but Yang Ruoqing refused.
"Just washing these pots and dishes doesn't require dirtying the hands of several people. I can finish them in a while."
Half an hour passed quickly for Yang Ruoqing and Sun. They cleaned and scrubbed the kitchen while chatting, and that was about it.
Under the influence of the theory of relativity, for Tan, this half hour was extremely long and accompanied by suffering.
She stared at the hourglass on the table amid countless bad guesses. When the last few sands fell, she couldn't wait to rush out of the house.
"Fuck you, open the door, I want to get out!"
The words stopped abruptly because the courtyard door had opened. Yang Ruoqing stood by the door with a smile and made an invitation gesture to her.
"Nai, my mother and I will go with you, and we will be your flower protectors."
"No need!"
Tan said with a dark face.
What is a Flower Protector? This damn fat girl is full of colorful words, she must be another slanderous person!
"Mom, just let me and Qing'er go with you. It's getting dark. What if you keep bumping into each other?"
It was Sun who spoke so pleasantly, and Tan didn't refuse. She grunted, turned around and walked ahead.
Mrs. Sun quickly followed up to help her, then turned to Yang Ruoqing and winked at her to follow her.
Yang Ruoqing smiled and chased after her, escorting Tan's big trumpet flower to Lao Wang's house.
