"We haven't entered the house yet, so we can't be considered real in-laws."
"Precisely because we haven't entered the door yet, we need to provide for you even more? Doesn't the wife-to-be want her?"
"Hey, hey, stop arguing. It seems that Mother Jiang's voice is not hers, but someone else's."
"It doesn't seem like the person he's scolding is the fifth bedroom of the old Yang family. It seems... he's scolding the second bedroom of the Jiang family and Xian Junniang!"
"Huh? Really? Who is that?"
The guys quickly moved their positions with bowls in hand, and soon they followed the sound and arrived near the yard of Jiang's second room.
When I arrived, I discovered that the woman standing here cursing people was a woman named Miao Xia from Yujia Village behind me.
This woman was about the same age as Jiang's mother, and she was about the same height and figure. She stood at the door with her arms akimbo, her neck stretched out, and then she spat. After a while, the door of Jiang's second room was sparsely covered with about seventy or eighty words. phlegm.
Everyone was whispering to each other and wondering why Miaoxia from Yujia Village would show up here to scold Mother Jiang. Logically speaking, it would be difficult for people from two different villages to collide with each other.
As a result, Miaoxia cursed and told the ins and outs of the incident to the onlookers:
"This shrew's land is next to mine at the foot of the mountain. He pulled up grass and threw it into my land. Did he lose his eyes or his hands? I'll tolerate you once or twice. Now, are you really going to bully me if you don't show off your power? Come out here, you rotten bastard, and I'll have a good fight with you..."
"I'm right here, you shameless cousin, did you get bitten by a mad dog or did you run wild in front of my house?"
Jiang's mother yelled and cursed from behind the crowd, and everyone turned around in unison, only to see the three members of the Jiang family's second room standing behind, neatly dressed, and Jiang's father was holding a basket in his hand. The situation was very tense. It's like I just came back from visiting relatives.
"I'm back, I'm back, the real master is back, now there's something good to watch."
Before Miao Xia could respond, the onlookers became excited, and some in the crowd were laughing and whistling strangely.
Miaoxia turned around, pointed at Jiang Mu and started scolding her.
All kinds of swear words poured out of her mouth like rotten fish and shrimps, and they continued to stink for three miles.
Jiang's mother was stunned for a moment after being scolded, but she was not someone to be trifled with. She immediately pushed away Jiang's father who came to break up the fight. She rolled up her sleeves and rushed over to stand face to face with Miao Xia. The tips of their noses almost touched each other. The children stared into each other's eyes and greeted the parents, men and children in their respective homes.
Both women were very polite, and even extended greetings to all the eighteen generations of the other's family.
The people around listened with gusto, and some young wives blushed and their hearts beat when they heard these curse words, but silently remembered them in their hearts. These are precious things, and they may have to use them when they scold others in the future.
When Jiang's mother and Miao Xia were scolding each other, Jiang's father was hanging his head next to him. After a few words of persuasion were ineffective, he had no choice but to open the courtyard door and enter the courtyard with an irritated look.
Jiang Xianjun tried to step forward and pull the two apart, but when he saw Miaoxia spat on the ground, Jiang Xianjun was so frightened that he quickly backed away.
Someone nearby supported Jiang Xianjun, pointed at the two women who were about to fight like fighting cocks, and said: "Jiang Xianjun, you are a man, go over and pull them apart, they will start fighting soon!"
Jiang Xianjun blushed: "They are all women, it's not convenient for me..."
Everyone was speechless.
"Then there will be a fight later, do you have to help your mother?" Someone asked again.
The person asking the question was most likely a big crow. No, Jiang Mu and Miao Xia were fighting like two fighting cocks before they finished speaking.
Everyone exclaimed and stepped aside. Everyone was tacitly trying to persuade the fight verbally, shouting, "Don't fight, don't fight." "Hurry up and pull people away." However, no one stepped forward. Go and pull it.
I saw two women pulling my hair and me pulling your clothes. The two of them were pulling and stumbling around in the middle of the field, beating you to death.
Finally, Miaoxia stretched out a foot and tripped Jiang's mother hard. Jiang's mother fell to the ground with a thud. Miaoxia jumped on Jiang's mother and slapped Jiang's mother.
Jiang Xianjun watched helplessly and shouted to Jiang's father in the yard.
After Jiang's father rushed out and saw this situation, he became anxious. He rushed to push Miaoxia away, helped Jiang's mother up and said loudly: "Stop fighting, go home quickly and close the doors and windows..."
After regaining her freedom, Jiang's mother pushed Jiang's father away, turned around and pounced on Miaoxia again, and struggled with Miaoxia again.
While beating him, he shouted to Jiang's father: "You are dead, why don't you hurry up and help me!"
Father Jiang hesitated.
As Mother Jiang urged her more and more harshly, Father Jiang gritted his teeth and clenched his fists. It seemed that he was really going to come to help. At this time, someone in the crowd shouted: "What are women fighting and men messing around with? You Jiang family has Men, Miaoxia also has a man and three sons!"
Jiang's father was so frightened that he paused on the spot and was in a dilemma.
"Xianjun, hurry up, call your uncle and aunt over to help persuade you!" Jiang's father shouted to Jiang Xianjun.
Jiang Xianjun nodded blankly, then hurriedly pushed through the crowd and ran out.
I was so panicked that I fell down before I could even take two steps. I got up and staggered back to run, but before I could even take a few steps, my knees felt weak and I was about to fall.
The onlookers shook their heads when they saw the performance of the Jiang family and his son.
"These father and son, one is worse than the other. I have never seen such cowardice."
"It's not the father and son's fault, but it's Jiang's mother who is too strong and suppresses all the young and old men in the family."
"That's it, Father Jiang. If you're a coward at this age, you're a coward. It's a pity that Jiang Xianjun is still so young. He doesn't have any masculinity after being disciplined by his mother. I don't know what the fifth brother of the old Yang family fell in love with him?"
"What else can I like? The road is close, and I have a good skin!"
"Hey..."
After a while, Jiang Xianjun came back alone.
On the ground, Mother Jiang and Miao Xia were still fighting. Their hair was messed up, their clothes were torn, and they looked like two lunatics.
"Where are your uncle and aunt? Why aren't they here?"
Jiang's father rushed up and grabbed Jiang Xianjun's shoulders and asked, "Why are you coming back alone? Where are your uncle and aunt?"
Jiang Xianjun hesitated: "Auntie said that uncle's feet hurt and he couldn't walk..."
"Then have you seen your uncle? Does his foot really hurt?"
Jiang Xianjun shook his head blankly.
"You, you! Why can't you do such a small thing? It's really useless!"
The father and son were complaining to each other, and they even forgot about Miao Xia and Jiang Mu, who were still hugging each other and rolling around on the ground until their pants were loose.
Until the last two half-hearted women were exhausted from the fight and let go. Miao Xia limped away, and Jiang's mother also rubbed her lower back and cursed and returned to the yard.
