"I've told you hundreds of times, in this world, you can always trust that Arsenal and Chris Paul will never let anything go wrong."
"[If you don't understand, just ask, should Kendall Jenner become a general manager in the NBA, because I feel like she has a better vision than most NBA general managers.] Well, in a sense, yes."
"[How do you comment on the NBA awarding the regular season MVP to Embiid?] Hey, isn't this because you old black men are dating teachers all the time and you are the most popular two-consecutive MVP in NBA history? So the league decided to let you see, what is it? Called the hottest regular season MVP."
"[If you became the emperor and could only choose one player from the NBA to help you manage the East Factory Supervisory Minister, who would you choose?] Hey, I said, how can a good basketball section have a historical problem? Douheys, it’s over!”
"[Why does cheating on a person lead to feelings? For example, now, as long as I think that it is only a matter of time before James retires, I can't sleep well all day long.] So, little black guys, wait and see and cherish it. Without James, there will be no future. At least half the fun of watching the NBA will be lost!"
In front of the computer, after frantically typing on the keyboard with the speed of a man who had been single for twenty years, Wang Shuo suddenly felt a sense of emptiness, loneliness and coldness.
Ahem, don't get me wrong, because Wang Shuo had already rewarded himself shortly after waking up this morning.
So at this moment, the reason why he felt empty, lonely and cold was simply because after another season in the NBA, Wang Shuo felt that the coaches in today's NBA were really ridiculous.
Look at Spoelstra, any card in his hand this year can turn the Eastern Conference upside down. But those teams that were tied to the dog crown fell off the chain one after another.
Don’t brag or be black, okay!
If he, Wang Shuo, could become a coach in the NBA, he would be able to win a championship even if he was coaching the Wizards who only had Michael Jordan in his later years!
Don't ask, just ask. Even though he is ordinary, Wang Shuo is so confident.
"No way, this broken computer is infected again?" In front of the computer, after a wave of images of himself coaching in the NBA in his mind, Wang Shuo found that his old computer with hundreds of millions of points, "叕" On strike.
Well, it seems that in the next two days, I will have to go to the second-hand market to find some "junk" to update this broken computer.
There is no way, Wang Shuo, who has been an orphan since he was a child, does not have a high-end source of income like pocket money like most of his peers. Therefore, after a bumpy journey, Wang Shuo has already developed a lifestyle that saves money.
As the saying goes, restart when you are in doubt. After tinkering for a few minutes in front of the computer, Wang Shuo discovered that the most important reason why past life experience is experience is that in human daily life, past life Experience does solve most problems.
However, this time, after restarting the computer, Wang Shuo did not get the picture he expected.
Looking around, what caught Wang Shuo's eyes was a row of text that was older than his computer, instead of the Windows welcome interface.
"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly...live?"
Okay, now Wang Shuo can be sure and certain that his broken computer was 100% infected while browsing a certain "learning website".
But at this moment, the world was spinning, and Wang Shuo didn't even have a moment to react. He felt dizzy, nauseated, and instantly lost consciousness.
…
May 2001, Washington, USA.
Although there will be considerable controversy in the future about when Michael Jordan decided to come back for the second time, many people believe that the reason why Jordan decided to come back this year is related to the situation that the United States is about to encounter this year. It is related to a "small incident".
But in fact, as early as April 2000, news about Michael Jordan's upcoming comeback was already emerging.
As we all know, in January 2000, Michael Jordan officially became a minority shareholder of the NBA's Washington Wizards.
Immediately afterwards, the Wizards' record was terrible. Friends around Jordan repeatedly revealed that Jordan wished he could play in person. News broke out frequently.
In addition, since the NBA does not allow players to hold shares in the team at the same time, Michael Jordan had already sold off his Wizards stocks long before the United States experienced that 'little incident'.
So the question is, if Mustache and Stalin signed the "Mutual Non-Aggression Pact" before World War II, it was because they had no Poland in their hearts.
So why did Michael Jordan choose to sell his Wizards stock and start preparing for training camp in the summer of 2001?
The answer is obvious, because of the Wizards' poor performance in the 2000/01 season, and the current American media crazily advocating various 'Jordan successor theories'. Therefore, after retiring in 1998, after a lapse of three years, After that, various reasons prompted Jordan to decide to come back in 2001.
As for the 'small incident' that the United States itself encountered?
Although afterwards, that 'small incident' did become one of the reasons for Jordan's comeback...
But in fact, the main reason why Jordan did not announce his comeback until September of this year was because after the training camp started in June 2001, a young man who had not yet changed his name to 'Ci Shiping' , he broke Boss Qiao’s ribs with one disagreement.
Therefore, Jordan had no choice but to officially announce his comeback news on September 25, 2001.
And this coincidence has been deliberately amplified by the American media and the NBA in a sense.
After all, the "beautiful country" at that time really needed this kind of positive energy.
As an idol in the minds of many young Americans in the 1990s, and also a basketball player who made the NBA and American basketball popular in a real sense, Jordan's gold content in the American sports world is unquestionable.
But if you insist on saying that Jordan decided to come back just to encourage the people of the beautiful country after encountering that "little incident", then there is no need.
Because both Qiao Chui and Qiao Hei know Michael Jordan's character well.
Wake up, this "basketball god" with superb basketball skills has never been a person of noble character.
Even speaking of his character alone, calling him a scumbag would not be too much.
Moreover, one thing that is certain is that before Jordan decided to come back, David Stern, the head of the NBA at this time, already knew the inside information here.
Because as a gift for Jordan's comeback, as early as May 2001, the NBA had already "fairly, openly, impartially and accurately" awarded the 2001 No. 1 pick to the Wizards.
ha?
You said that the Wizards drew the No. 1 pick on their own merit?
Hey, doesn't the Champions League also say that its draw has always been 'fair, just and open'?
Of course, in the next historical line, Jordan did prove that the Wizards can play without the No. 1 pick.
Because anyone with a little bit of basketball knowledge knows that if you give Jordan the No. 1 pick, it's like giving it to him for free.
In the future, history will prove countless times how bad Michael Jordan's vision was after retiring in 1998.
In addition, it will be proven countless times in the future that the emotional intelligence of Bull Joe, Wizard Joe and Boss Joe cannot be generalized.
After all, people will change with changes in identity, status, and the influence of a series of many reasons.
In short, in May of this year, Jordan did begin to prepare for his comeback.
It's just that the historical line has undergone hundreds of millions of small changes in May of this year.
Due to personal health reasons, Doug Collins, who was originally going to accept Jordan's invitation to become the head coach of the Wizards in the new season, rejected Jordan's kindness.
As his former mentor, after Collins failed to work with him again, Michael Jordan, who has always had a "sharp eye" and "good at recognizing people", also shocked the team led by the Wizards legend Unseld with his final choice. management.
No way, who made him Michael Jordan?
Therefore, he can be willful.
…
“The basketball coaching assistance system is now activated.
The host profile is as follows:
Name: Wang Shuo.
Race: human.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Basketball coach.
Age: 27.
personal appeal:?
Management level:?
Training level:?
Tactical theory level:?
Basketball reputation:?
NBA career coaching record: 0-0.
NBA coaching career honors: None.
Current: Washington Wizards head coach (possible).
More permissions: Please complete the [Idol, Did You Choose] series of tasks. "
"The god of basketball, Michael Jordan, is planning his comeback. After his former mentor Doug Collins declined his invitation due to physical reasons, although you are still young and have only coaching experience in American universities, he is still here. I picked you out from the crowd.
[Idol, did you choose?] The series of tasks is now open.
Please try your best to get Michael Jordan's favor before July 1, 2001, otherwise, you will be very likely to be fired early.
Mission completion conditions: Michael Jordan's favorability towards you reaches above 70. (Click here to check your affinity with Michael Jordan)
Mission completion reward: As of June 30, 2002, the Washington Wizards will receive team stability +1. (Click here to view the team interface)
Warm reminder: Team stability affects the internal stability of the locker room of the team you coach. Too low team stability will most likely lead to a series of negative penalties.
Warm reminder 2: All attributes of this system are completed through big data analysis and are comprehensive data considerations obtained through countless experiments and detections. However, the reality is still highly uncontrollable. Therefore, this system can only assist the host in coaching. Function. "
If there is anything Wang Shuo wants to say most after his consciousness gradually wakes up...
That must be: MMP.
Not at all defensive.
It didn't even give him a little space to think.
He completed this "time and space travel" almost like a child's play.
Yes, he traveled through time.
In addition to the unfamiliar picture that greeted his eyes after he gradually regained consciousness, in his mind, the voice called the basketball coaching assistant system, and the system interface that appeared out of thin air in front of him like a holographic projection, They are all hammering at him that he has completed the time travel as written in the novel and obtained systematic facts.
Moreover, a few seconds later, he also obtained the relevant identity memory prepared for him by the system in this life.
Therefore, at this moment, although it felt incredible, Wang Shuo had to accept the fact that he was staying in a star-rated hotel in the capital of "Beautiful Country".
and......
It was also the capital of the "Beautiful Country" on May 1, 2001.
In addition, after the enlightenment-like memory flooded into his mind, Wang Shuo immediately pinpointed the word 'orphan' in his memory of this life.
have to......
My parents died early in my previous life, and my parents will also die early in this life.
As for other memories and related information given to him by the system...
Sorry, although Wang Shuo has always been confident, he is still a human being.
Therefore, how could he digest such a huge amount of information in the memory and the information given by the system in the first time?
But one thing did quickly catch Wang Shuo's attention.
"You mean, I am now the head coach of the NBA's Washington Wizards?" Wang Shuo asked in surprise as he looked at the holographic projection in the void and wondered if this system was that smart and would answer him.
"For now.
The host is requested to complete the [Idol, Did You Choose] series of tasks as soon as possible to ensure that you will not be fired early. "
About a few seconds later, a burst of artificial intelligence synthesized sound came.
have to say.
Even Wang Shuo, who was used to seeing protagonists in novels disappear in seconds, couldn't help but take a breath of cold air at this moment.
The power of the system is truly terrifying!
Although it took a while, Wang Shuo still needed time to adapt. After all, all this was too incredible and difficult to understand, but as the saying goes, quantum mechanics is indecision.
Anyway.
Now I have traveled through time.
In addition to becoming the NBA head coach he longed for in his previous life, he will also coach his favorite basketball player (only the skills part) in his previous life, Michael Jordan.
Although it's just Wizard Joe in his later years.
But at this moment, Wang Shuo felt that the blood in his body began to boil almost instantly.
So, after taking out a cigar from nowhere and holding it in his mouth, he sat on the sofa in the hotel and saw Wang Shuo pretending to the air: "Tell me, in this life, how many sums do you want to see me get?" champion."
…
PS: New book released, new authors are asking for all kinds of requests! Rolling all over the floor and begging for all kinds of things! (Dear readers, you don’t want to see this 200-pound author using rolling on the floor as an excuse not to type, right?)
