"You stupid bald donkey, turn the corner, you turn the corner!"
Hearing the howling like a slaughtering pig, the queen raised her head in slight shock, a trace of surprise flashed in her eyes.
A "bang~" sound came.
The beautiful girl's delicate body trembled and she ran out of the room with bare feet.
If you want to ask the reason, it is that she saw a quite interesting scene.
Lin Xi stood up from the ruins with a disgraceful face, gritted his teeth and looked at the bald and stubborn donkey with stars in his eyes. He was so angry that he pointed at his nose and cursed.
"Aren't you stupid?"
"What happened? Your mother had the umbilical cord strangled her when she gave birth to you. Did she suffer from hypoxia? Was she brain-dead?"
As he spoke, Lin Xi pointed at the ruins and yelled angrily: "You can't see such a big and thick wall?"
"My eyes are lame! Or did you forget to bring them when you went out?"
"Have you lost your mind?"
"What the hell, just kick yourself!"
There was a series of chirping roars, and the scolding little donkey had his face covered with confusion.
Hey, come on, my old lady has never scolded me like that!
This new owner isn’t doing well either. He’s just more handsome, has more money, provides better food, has a better place to live, plus there are a few horses in the backyard... Uh, just scold me. Well, you can't lose two ounces of meat anyway.
Thinking about it, Stubborn Donkey lowered his head in frustration and sneezed twice.
Seeing that Lin Xi was still chirping and cursing, he simply sat down on the ground and lay down.
When Lin Xi saw this, the corner of her mouth twitched and she said coldly: "What's wrong? Are you still unwilling to tell me a few words?"
The bald and stubborn donkey chirped, turned his head listlessly, and responded in silence.
Lin Xi's eyelids twitched and she kicked her feet angrily.
"Get up, you're still lying down!"
"What's wrong? Are you disabled?"
After saying that, seeing that the stubborn donkey still refused to get up, Lin Xi sneered.
"Haha, as the saying goes, dragon meat in the sky is ass meat on the ground. If you are really crippled, then I will go make dough and prepare dumplings."
As soon as these words came out, Stubborn Donkey's hair stood on end and he bared his teeth and roared angrily.
"Xirululululu~"
Lin Xi curled her lips after hearing this.
"Huh, I can't control you anymore, young master."
After saying that, Lin Xi grabbed the stubborn donkey's mane and jumped on it.
"Let's go, take grandpa back for a lunch break!"
After hearing this, the stubborn donkey swung its hind hooves twice, and Lin Xi shouted sharply when she saw this.
"Go! Go, you idiot, do you know what it means!"
Stubborn Donkey's eyes widened when he heard this, and he snorted with disdain.
Lin Xi was so angry that she was about to curse, but suddenly she noticed the figure behind her.
The queen was seen barefoot, covering her mouth with her jade hands, suppressing a smile, and the sharp weapon on her chest was trembling, which was extremely spectacular.
Her long, white legs, curvy waist, and half-exposed shoulders can be described as full of flavor.
A breeze blew by, Lin Xi sniffed the beauty's fragrance in the air, and a smile flashed in her eyes.
"Hey, why are you wearing such cool clothes?"
Looking at the white skin and enchanting figure, the corners of Lin Xi's mouth raised slightly.
The queen was stunned for a moment, looked down at herself, blushed, and quickly turned around and ran towards the house.
It turns out that I was in a hurry to watch the show and forgot that I was wearing a nightgown. More importantly, this nightgown is relatively economical.
Looking at the swaying buttocks, small waist, and slender white legs in front of her, Lin Xi smiled knowingly.
But he didn't know that the bald and stubborn donkey underneath him actually tilted his head, with two peach blossoms flashing in his eyes.
"Bang~"
Hearing this sneeze, Lin Xi lowered his head in shock, and then realized that the bald and stubborn donkey's eyes were glowing red, as if he had mad cow disease.
Before he could recover, a strong wind suddenly blew in his face, blinding him instantly.
The sound of "tap, tap, tap" the donkey's hooves sounded, and Lin Xi suddenly raised her head.
My dear, the wind is blowing, this is obviously speeding!
“O(▼忥▼メ;)O”
"You stupid ass, stop it!"
"It's hit, it's hit, it's about to hit again!"
"Bang, boom~"
The stubborn donkey knocked down the queen's boudoir.
The huge crossbar came crashing down~
"DUang" sound.
Fortunately, Lin Xi was thrown away and barely escaped.
The bald and stubborn donkey watched helplessly as the roof beam hit his head, and he fainted on the spot.
"Whoosh~~~"
Lin Xi drew a beautiful arc.
A scream came, and the queen's pupils shrank and her delicate body trembled.
The next second, Lin Xi felt a scent coming to her nostrils, soft, fresh and fragrant.
With a sharp cry, Lin Xi subconsciously raised her hand to cover her small mouth, a trace of panic flashed in her eyes.
"Hey, don't scream. I didn't mean it. I didn't..."
Halfway through the words, Lin Xi subconsciously exerted force on her hand, and the soft touch felt so wonderful.
The beautiful girl's eyes widened in shock, and her cheeks turned red.
At this moment, both of them were in embarrassment.
After an unknown amount of time, the queen felt her delicate buttocks tremble slightly, her eyes widened instantly, and a pair of small tiger teeth flashed with a cold light.
When Lin Xi saw this, she thought to herself, "Hey, why does this little tiger tooth look so familiar?"
Thinking of this, Lin Xi quickly retracted her hand and stepped back with a look on her face.
Good guy, this bitch is a master at the ninth level. If she goes crazy, I will be disabled even if I die!
He lowered his head and looked at those white and tender shoulders. Oops, they were still red and embroidered with a phoenix.
Noticing Lin Xi's eyes, the queen realized that she was changing clothes just now!
There was a scream, "Boom~".
A mysterious figure was kicked into the air by a white and tender little foot.
Lin Xi's eyes narrowed, but she still refused to close her big shining eyes.
Seeing this scene, I don't know whether he was angry or ashamed. Anyway, his cute little face was red to the back of his ears, and his white and tender skin looked like it could bleed when pinched.
Drops of fragrant sweat slid down the white skin, flowing into the whiteness in the blink of an eye.
Because the action just now was too intense, the inner lining embroidered with phoenix slipped quietly. A cool breeze blew, and the queen was shocked, and her eyes widened instantly.
"Close your eyes, I, or I will gouge out your dog eyes!"
With a roar, Lin Xi came back to her senses and quickly covered her eyes, but still quietly left a gap.
With a "bump~" sound, before she could appreciate it carefully, Lin Xi in mid-air collided with a load-bearing wall, and then she stopped.
When she opened her eyes, the queen had already changed her clothes and turned her head angrily, her big talking eyes filled with murderous intent.
Lin Xi scratched her head in embarrassment and pointed outside.
"This is not my fault, my lord, it's all that stubborn donkey, yes, it's all his fault!"
"If you are really angry, let's eat dumplings stuffed with donkey meat tonight! I will cook for you myself, what do you think?"
