The next day, early in the morning, Lin Fan was in the wilderness.
The key members of the Godslayer Guild are gathering!
"Tang Kai, you'd better be honest with me. You will live under my supervision. If you dare to mess around with someone named Lin..."
"Huh huh, a quick knife cuts the chicken in vain, you know."
"See what you said, don't worry, Xiao Xiao will be here soon, she will report the situation to you at any time!"
In front of the swimming pool, the fat man said this while holding his mobile phone cautiously, while a jade leg behind him quietly aimed at his butt.
thump……
More than two hundred kilograms of fat meat entered the water and immediately became a veritable depth bomb.
A handsome guy who was diving wearing water goggles was blown out.
He showed his head and pointed at the fat man and started to curse: "Wogan, you second uncle, I finally enjoy the life of a rich man, you damn want to die!"
The handsome guy has handsome features, sharp edges, and a pair of black eyes as dark as night.
The handsome guy climbed out of the swimming pool with a displeased look on his face. He had a tall figure, a typical 185cm tall, and eight-pack abs. He claimed to be 18CM tall!
But even when I scold someone, it always gives people a sense of violation that is both vulgar and cruel.
"Hehe, the difficulty of entering the water is 9.9, and its power is comparable to the forbidden curse! Master Kai is mighty!"
A petite little lolita with a delicate face covered her mouth and snickered, and continued to splash water on the fat boy who fell into the water.
"Tang Xiaoxiao!! Your membership application has been postponed!"
The fat man was about to go crazy. He climbed up into the swimming pool with difficulty, but was kicked in the head by the handsome guy who was passing by and stuffed back...
"Holy shit, madman, come online and wait for me, I'll hack you to death!" The fat man was furious.
It was difficult for him to accept this cruel reality.
In the game, I am an invincible handsome guy, but in reality, God is blind and lets some scumbags have a good skin!
God is unfair, he is really angry!
"Fat boy's nature is incompetence and rage. Go away and play while your second uncle goes upstairs to use the sauna." The madman laughed proudly. This was the happiest day in his life.
In the guild, he was rejected by all the female players in the guild because he was too obscene.
The girls were blind but they were very attentive to Mr. Kai. He kept cursing this guy that he was a fat boy in reality, but he didn’t expect that his dream would come true!
This sand sculpture is really true!
"No, I want to join the club now, and I also want to take a photo with the Triple Crown winner, and by the way! I also want an autograph!" the Loli girl said with a pouted mouth.
The fat man shook his head speechlessly: "Killing gods is not suitable for you. We are either fighting or on the way to a fight. Why are you here with a party?"
"Who said I can't fight? I've reached level 23. If my career awakening mission wasn't too difficult, I would definitely beat you up 1V1, cousin." Xiao Xiao frowned and said.
"Beat me violently?"
The fat man smiled disdainfully. He was a swordsman of light and darkness, had the title of enemy of ten thousand people, and was a thorn in the eyes of all major guilds.
"I'll really beat you up. It's an S-class hidden duty mission. As long as I can complete it and not be weaker than you, that's good!" Tang Xiaoxiao grabbed his collar and refused to let him go.
The fat man frowned when he heard this: "Are you sure you read it correctly? S-level?"
"It's absolutely true. I'm in hiding at the same level as you."
The fat man's eyes changed slightly. Seeing how persistent his cousin was, he said, "We'll wait until we get online. If it's true, I can come and help."
Tang Xiaoxiao: "If you think too much, you, a noob, will definitely not be able to help me."
"I'm not good at it? Don't be ridiculous." The fat man sneered. The little cousin simply didn't recognize the greatness of Mr. Kai!
"A weak question, how many times did you cry when you were beaten by me in the martial arts gym when you were a child? I can't say less than a hundred times?"
Tang Xiaoxiao stretched out his fair and slender jade feet, with sharp eyes, locked the fat man's head with difficult movements: "The game of God's Domain is combined with reality. Don't think that you are better after playing more games than me."
"You...that's because I'm afraid of hurting you." The fat man's face turned green and he walked away with a sullen face.
"Brother~~ Just let the Triple Crown winner obey me. You two have such a good relationship!"
Seeing that the threat didn't work, Tang Xiaoxiao stamped her feet and started acting coquettishly. The fat man was so annoyed by her that he prevaricates and tells Lin Fan to go to the hospital and finish delivering lunch.
"Can I ask who owns that Mercedes-Benz outside? Can you move it? Thank you."
After a while, someone knocked on the door and walked into the living room.
The lunatic came out of the sauna room upstairs, yawned and looked over. He suddenly became energetic and his licking-dog nature was revealed: "Wait a minute, I'll move my car!"
"How come you look familiar to me, beauty? Are you a certain female star?"
The madman straightened his back, put the towel on his shoulders, and showed off his eight-pack abs intentionally or unintentionally.
The beauty at the door has an oval face, pink eyes, slender figure, and is wearing a green floral skirt. She has a special classical beauty.
She also spoke in a soft voice, which made the madman's ears soften and felt extremely comfortable.
The beauty said with a smile: "It is true that she has appeared in some low-budget film and television dramas."
"By the way, let me ask, are you Lin Fan? I am Zhou Yao, my ID is Qingwu Yaoyao."
"Zhou Yao!! The heroine of "The Land of Rebirth"? Wait, you...are the tree-planting sister in the guild?" The madman's jaw dropped to the ground.
What a low-budget film and television drama, this is one of the most popular dramas of the year in China!
The brothers tease her as the beautiful tree-planting sister, but she is actually the heroine of this drama, a real star!
Qingwu Yaoyao frowned slightly, inexplicably hating the "Triple Crown" in front of her, and said implicitly: "Sister planting trees? That's right, I quite like this life and career."
"Hey, is there anyone? Is anyone there?"
A head popped out outside the courtyard fence. His eyes revealed timidity and cowardice, fearing embarrassment if he found the wrong place.
"Well, I'm the female dormitory...the God of War."
The young man was carrying a travel bag and was a little embarrassed to say it. In reality, the name was revealed, which made him pick his feet with embarrassment.
"The little priest is here, right?"
The madman rolled his eyes at him and said angrily: "Change your shoes and come in. If your feet smell stinky, go outside to dry them out. Don't disturb me from being single."
"Ah? Can I wear shoe covers?"
"No, let's just play."
The madman focused all his attention on Qingwu Yaoyao. He raised his hand to lift up her bangs and focused his eyes, intending to conquer the other party with his pure masculine aura.
"Are you really Lin Fan?"
"It's genuine, my face says it all for me."
"Sorry, I may have come to the wrong place..."
There was a touch of panic on Qingwu Yaoyao's pretty face. She felt that the Triple Crown winner in front of her was playing hooligans, but she had no evidence.
She rarely paid attention to the gaming industry before and didn't know what the Triple Crown winner really looked like.
"Hey, don't leave. People are here soon. Let's have a meeting!" Seeing the big star about to leave, the madman quickly stopped her.
Qingwu Yaoyao lowered her head and searched on her mobile phone. She breathed a sigh of relief and finally found a photo of the Triple Crown winner from a few years ago.
He held his cell phone in front of the madman and said indifferently: "You are not as handsome as him, and your temperament is much worse. You should be the vice president, a wretched mad dog."
A wretched mad dog? !
who! Who gave the handsome vice president such a nickname? !
"Stop pretending, madman."
The fat man put on a clean T-shirt and walked over. He used his body advantage to push the lunatic away and warned: "Don't scare people away like a lunatic. There are new slippers at the door of the little pastor. Ye Ling will be there soon." arrive."
"You are... Kaikai!"
Qingwu Yaoyao was stunned when she saw the fat man.
The fat man's eyes dodge, feeling a little embarrassed. After all, he is so handsome in the game.
I think a female celebrity would definitely dislike her for not being good-looking, right?
"You look so cute in person!"
Qingwu Yaoyao's eyes changed, then she rushed over quickly, jumped up and hugged the fat man.
The fat man subconsciously caught the light and graceful body, but a fierce murderous aura hit his back, coming from Xiao Xiao who rolled his eyes wildly: "A demon spirit? My brother seems to be planning to cheat."
Qingwu Yaoyao took off her ladylike disguise and pinched the fat man's cheek affectionately: "I knew you were the cutest and most righteous person in person, just like in the game!"
"I...can't accept it."
Seeing this, the lunatic looked depressed, doubting his dog-licking life, and murmured: "The world is declining, and now even the aesthetic sense has collapsed? Fa Ke, I am Fa Ke!"
