I have a feeling that you may not see this chapter again soon. Friends who see it, please cherish it!
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——I am the dividing line——
The great God Envoy King has never been married!
This gossip has been circulating within the male ant class of the Angel King's Legion for a long time.
Originally, the protagonist and the young male ants of Gun's generation went to the main nest [Qingqiu City] to participate in the wedding flight ceremony. The protagonist failed, and Gun and the others were unable to arrive at the ceremony on time because of an attack on the road.
In the past, according to the tradition of the big-headed ant kingdom, they would have been losers for life, never getting a chance to mate, and living under the contempt of winners forever.
But the protagonist changes their fate.
After the Legion of the God Envoy King was established, the protagonist organized an internal wedding ceremony and solved life-long events for many male ants under his command.
But the protagonist himself has never been married and has even retained a pair of wings that only young male ants have for a long time.
In the final analysis, the protagonist really cannot accept having sex with ants and cannot pass the psychological barrier.
And this history has been passed down to other male ants from generation to generation, and it is one of the top gossips popular in the Divine Envoy King's legion.
In the past, the protagonist always felt that the wisdom of ants was relatively simple, and there would be no complex emotional behaviors such as gossip. Look at how innocent and cute those worker ants and soldier ants are, and they would never tell nonsense.
But the more contact they have with the male ants, queen ants, and worker ants, the protagonist comes to know that they also have a gossipy heart in their little heads. This is probably a by-product of wisdom.
Gossip does not only exist in human groups. Animals such as crows, squirrels and even fish will also have similar behaviors. For example, two individuals are fighting, while other individuals watch with relish. This is not gossip (ﾟoﾟ;
Fortunately, even though ants are intelligent, they still have disputes, jealousies, etc. based on interests, but they think about these more from a collective perspective rather than focusing on their own individual interests. Otherwise, the protagonist would probably be a group of noisy factions, and they would never be so harmonious.
The protagonist knew before that even if he had the identity of the Divine Messenger King, he could not stop the gossip that he was "unmarried" from spreading. Fortunately, gossip does not affect the unity of the group like jealousy and quarrels, so we just let it go.
But when the lair and the legion were facing difficulties, he really didn't think of this, and he didn't expect Jianiu to point it out directly.
What can he say, MMP…
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He is indeed "unmarried", and unlike other unmarried male ants in the legion (because the number of queen ants in the legion must be much less than the number of male ants, many male ants are destined to be single for their entire lives), these male ants may gonadal after half a year or one year. It has degenerated.
But the protagonist has always retained his organs, which can be seen from the tail end of his abdomen. Privately, this incident was also conveyed by the male ants as a miracle of the great Divine Messenger King.
But from the protagonist's point of view, what's so magical about this? You are the magic one: after having a wife for a night of hot sex, your body will automatically castrate yourself; and those who don't have a wife will automatically castrate themselves after being single for a long time. Castrated!
You are amazing, and your whole family is amazing! ! !
I was speechless, but facing the eager eyes of the male ants, I knew that they had no other inappropriate thoughts at all, they just simply felt that this method was most beneficial to the collective.
The protagonist had to end the meeting in a hurry, saying that he would handle it properly, and then ran away with his face hidden.
Damn it, human morality and face prevent me from discussing my mating issues with you so calmly, okay? Tutufei
Although several years have passed, the protagonist has become more and more like an ant in many aspects, and the way he thinks about problems is also changing. But the humanity deepest in my heart is still awakened like this from time to time...
——I am the dividing line——
The protagonist was filled with despair as he watched the angel carefully pick up a small piece of green grass and leave with a ball of sticky liquid.
After the meeting, the protagonist thought about it again and again, but still felt that he had to sacrifice himself and save the collective.
For a moment, the protagonist was moved by himself. How selfless he was to be able to do this!
In fact, he didn't go any further...it was impossible to have sex with an "ant" in person. Although he had seen too many ugly female ants, he didn't think this behavior was acceptable!
The solution the protagonist comes up with is a necessary skill for otakus - Lu!
Anyway, the mating method of ants is not like the mortise-and-tenon combination of some primates, but the mating method with the abdomen connected. The important thing for the male ant is to provide the mirror, and the abdomen of the female ant will naturally absorb the mirror into the mirror sac in the body and store it. Once mated, it can be used for several years or even decades.
One time service, lifetime after-sales service! What an amazing ability!
So the protagonist ran back to his bedroom, drove away all the ants, and was ready to start...
Then, he sadly discovered that due to the ant's body structure, he couldn't reach it...
Although curling the abdomen forward can shorten the distance to the limbs, because the six limbs of ants are relatively short, you have to consider supporting the body, and the body is abnormally stiff under tension.
The protagonist finds that he can't reach his forelimbs and middle limbs, only his hind limbs and mandibles.
But Helu uses his feet and mouth! Damn it! Can't do it! No matter what, just do whatever you want and wait one more month!
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The protagonist was the one who finally succumbed. After he walked out of the palace, the male ants living nearby immediately gathered around and looked at the protagonist with embarrassing eyes. The word "gossip" was written all over the shaking tentacles.
The previous "news" that the protagonist agreed in principle to impregnate female ants has spread throughout the male ant (gossip) circle at a speed no less than that of radio. Everyone is curious about how the protagonist "copied" through the air!
Damn it, you can even do the fallacies in the dissemination of information. Don’t you all rely on your tentacles to spread information packages? How do you do this!
So the defeated protagonist returned to the palace in despair. He really couldn't stand the aboveboard gossip and misinterpretation of the sacred meaning of "Lu" by a large group of male ants!
In the end, the protagonist can only call the fairy over. Although she is an ant of the opposite sex, she is a big worker ant and theoretically has no reproductive ability. She is just a buddy. Please help!
Bah...what's the point of looking for my buddy Lu...
In the end, Tianxian completed the task according to the method taught by the protagonist, but the protagonist, who had all kinds of random thoughts, became more and more wrong, and paralyzed on the soft bed with no love.
The immortal had already left, and according to his previous order, he immediately rushed to the queen ant in the fresh heat after achieving the results.
Think about it: In my last life, I had no children. In this life, a month later, a group of my own little ants would be jumping around and running around in the nest.
Just think about it...
"Fortunately they don't know how to call daddy!"
