Ten minutes later, a certain office area of the company.
Li Yan was leisurely humming a tune and touching the fish, but he didn't want to find a figure standing behind him as soon as he turned around.
I was shocked immediately!
When he saw it was Luffy, he immediately started to grumble.
"I'm going the same way, you bastard, why are you walking silently!"
"Did you know that scaring people can scare them to death?"
Luffy shrugged, "It's not my fault, Lao Li, you kid is just going to fish, can you please stop wearing headphones and lowering your head at the same time!"
"If you didn't know better, you'd think you were watching a movie!"
Hearing this, Li Yan quickly covered Luffy's mouth, and then looked around with a guilty conscience.
Seeing that no one heard him, he immediately whispered to Luffy.
"Damn it! Can you please have some virtue! If someone else hears it, it will ruin my buddy's image in the department!"
Hearing this, Luffy immediately stared at the other party with wide eyes and looked at him in disbelief, "Damn it, Lao Li, I haven't been here for just a day, why have you started paying attention to your personal image?"
"Could it be that you've fallen in love with another girl in the department?"
As a veteran in the department for many years, Li Yan often does some unsightly things in front of everyone.
Especially in front of a few male colleagues who are familiar with each other, it is quite sloppy and a bit embarrassing.
He uses his little finger with long nails to pick his nose all day long, digging on the left side after digging on the right side. It is called the sign of a mature man.
Of course, this guy is very good at pretending. He never does these things in front of the girls in the department. At most, he is a little glib from time to time.
When Luffy pointed it out, Li Yan didn't hide it and immediately winked in a certain direction.
"Hey, Lao Lu! As expected of you!"
"Did you see that busy little girl in the corner? This new intern is said to have not graduated from college yet!"
"How about it, not bad!"
Luffy looked in the direction he said and saw a thin girl with black-rimmed glasses working attentively in front of the computer.
With just one glance, Luffy knew that the other person was Li Yan's type.
the reason is simple.
Not only does this girl look a bit similar to Song Jiahui, she is also a super tarmac...
It fits Li Yan's special hobbies very well.
Looking at the expression on Luffy's face, Li Yan naturally knew that he understood what he meant.
So he immediately came forward with a sullen face and smiled obscenely.
"What's up, Lao Lu, do you think we are a good match?"
"After much thought, I still feel that these student girls who have just emerged from society are a little easier to fool..."
Seeing the hungry look on his face, Luffy immediately took a step back in disgust, and then lost his temper.
"Lao Li, it's not my brother who is pouring cold water on you. Times have changed now... the school girls are not what we were back then!"
“There’s a saying, you know people, you know faces, but you don’t know hearts!”
"Maybe this is just a disguise!"
Li Yan was unhappy after hearing this, and actually started to defend her, "Lao Lu, don't slander my sister A'Zhu indiscriminately, or I will fall out!"
Luffy immediately became happy and jokingly said, "You're good, but now you're starting to forget your friends!"
"Remember what you said today. Don't be fooled by others and come back to me crying in despair!"
Seeing Luffy speaking so confidently, Li Yan thought he knew something and suddenly panicked, "Lao Lu, what do you mean by that? Don't scare me!"
how to say.
As a veteran who often goes to massage places near university towns, he still knows some of the secret history of society.
One of them is about some college student sisters who went into the abyss of depravity because they couldn't bear the temptation of money...
If his sister A'Zhu is like this, it will be great fun!
However, Li Yan thought about it again and felt that it was unlikely.
Those girls are used to making quick money, so why would they condescend to come to their company as social interns?
The exhausting work done here all day long only costs about a hundred yuan, which is not as much as the half-hour share.
As for minutes and tens of seconds...
He, Li Yan, couldn’t even think about it!
If this is really the case, buddy, you should save your money and go to the hospital for more tests first!
Luffy couldn't help laughing when he saw Li Yan's nervous look.
So he patted the other person's shoulder and deliberately comforted him, "It's okay, Lao Li, who hasn't gotten over it yet? Let's just be patient and get over it!"
"As a human being, the most important thing is to be happy! As for those worldly opinions, go to hell!"
The more Luffy acted like this, the more panicked Li Yan became.
Doesn't this clearly imply that he knows something?
So without thinking, he took Luffy's arm and asked nervously.
"Lao Lu... don't keep your relationship with your brother anymore, otherwise this relationship will die in the bud again!"
Seeing that Li Yan was like this, Luffy stopped dragging his feet.
Finally, after glancing at the words [Vudimo] in his field of vision, he spoke to Li Yan in a serious voice.
"Old Li, I just made a joke to you, why did you take it seriously!"
"Don't worry, I've never seen your sister A'Zhu, there must be nothing wrong with her!"
"For the sake of my colleagues, I have to remind you that before chasing a girl, you'd better find out about her family situation, so you don't regret it later!"
Li Yan was confused, "No, Lao Lu, you are talking so loudly that it makes people confused!"
Luffy had a mysterious look on his face, "Hey, Lao Li! This kind of thing can only be understood but cannot be explained in words!"
"Besides, if you have time to talk nonsense with me here, you might as well go and help your sister A'Zhu, I think she is a little too busy!"
"I'm not talking about you, Lao Li, why don't you seize this good opportunity to send warmth and bring the relationship between the two parties closer!"
"No wonder I've always been single!"
Hearing this, Li Yan immediately responded rudely, "Lao Lu! You kid actually has the nerve to say this!"
"If you hadn't disappeared for fun today, would Sister Zhu be like this?"
Luffy was confused, "What do you mean? How does this have anything to do with me??"
Before he finished speaking, he seemed to think of something again. His eyes widened and he immediately asked, "Wait a minute, Lao Li, do you mean...she is helping me complete my work, right?"
Li Yan looked angry, "Otherwise!"
"I'm not talking about you, Lao Lu, you are so cool, can you take care of us hard-working colleagues?"
"In the past two days when you were away, that witch Liu Yu put all your workload on me!"
"If sister A'Zhu hadn't come here for an internship, both labor and management would have given up their responsibilities!"
Luffy started laughing when he heard this, "Well, Lao Li, you've worked hard these past two days!"
"Come on, brother, let's feed you a big chicken leg first!"
As he spoke, Luffy took out the chicken legs from the KFC bucket on the table and stuffed them into Li Yan's mouth.
Then he picked up a piece of chicken popcorn and threw it into his mouth.
Just when he was a little curious about why the other party was so generous and spent more than 100 yuan on ordering takeout today, Li Yan suddenly seemed to remember something and directly took his arm and sat down.
Then he took out a lottery ticket from his pocket and spoke excitedly to Luffy.
"Quick, quick, Laolu, take out your lottery ticket and check it!"
