Seeing that his friend had nothing to say, Luffy curled his lips and decided to pass on another move to him.
After looking around and seeing no one approaching, he waved to the other party to come closer.
Then he said with a lewd face, "Haozi, do you want to find a girlfriend??"
Zhang Hao nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
He has been horny for about twenty years, and he really can't hold it in lately!
Luffy chuckled, "It suddenly occurred to me that there is a good way to solve it once and for all! Do you want to know?"
Zhang Hao was impatient, "Lao Lu, you should hurry up and stop making people's appetites worse!"
Luffy smiled mysteriously, "The method is actually very simple! Just come to Haidilao more often, and maybe one day you can meet the waitress you like more!"
“This way you don’t have to think of any excuses to ask someone to have dinner, you can just ask the person’s manager to appoint them!”
"And if you don't dare to be afraid of women, just eat with them!"
"Anyway, you're getting paid to eat and drink. At least the girl won't hate you. If you come here a few more times, she'll understand what you're thinking."
"Perhaps one day I meet a foodie who will be moved by your perseverance and sincerity, and then I will risk my life to marry you!"
Zhang Hao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then looked at Luffy speechlessly, "Go, go, what a blind idea you have! The probability of success is lower than a sow climbing a tree!"
Seeing him like this, Luffy said angrily, "Why is the probability so low? How will you know if you don't try, just in case fate comes!"
"If you don't believe me, look, who is that?"
Zhang Hao thought Luffy was confusing him again, so he gave him a disgusted look, "I'm not telling you, Lao Lu, I won't fall into this same trap a second time!"
Luffy shrugged upon seeing this and said, believe it or not, they are already here anyway.
as expected.
The next second an acquaintance appeared in front of the two of them.
This person is none other than Qianxun, the younger sister among the sisters.
"What a coincidence, beauty!" Looking at Chihiro in front of him, Luffy immediately said with a smile.
Qianxun's eyes lit up when he saw that he was an acquaintance, and he started joking in a familiar manner when he sat down.
"Hey, handsome guy, it seems that we are somewhat destined to meet each other like this!"
"Tell me honestly, did you find this girl so beautiful that you made excuses to ask the manager to arrange for me to come here?"
Luffy: "No way! It's purely fate that we are here!"
"Do you think so, Haozi?"
Hearing this, Zhang Hao nodded silently.
Then he lowered his head the moment Qianxun looked at him, not even daring to look at him.
Such behavior left Luffy speechless.
This Zhang Hao, why did he act like a bear again at the critical moment?
It's really a good idea but useless, and the two hundred pounds all over my body have been lost in vain.
On the contrary, Qianxun's eyes rolled when he saw this situation.
He picked up his chopsticks with a smile and started to think of topics to talk about while eating, and began to liven up the atmosphere at the dinner table!
After a while, the table became full of chatter and laughter.
But in most cases, Chihiro is talking, Luffy is making noises from the side, and Zhang Hao... is often in a state where he hesitates to speak and is very shy...
So he started urinating.
………
Twenty minutes later.
Seeing Zhang Hao's vacant seat, Chihiro spoke to Luffy in confusion.
"Hey, why does your friend take so long to go to the toilet? Something happened, right?"
Luffy picked up a handful of coriander, and after a few mouthfuls of coriander, he dismissed it and said, "It's okay. The kid may have some kidney failure, so it took a long time?"
Qianxun was amused and said with a smile, "How can I be a friend like you and still say that in front of girls?"
"Be careful of getting beaten!"
Luffy didn't care, "You don't understand this, I call it deep love and deep responsibility!"
Qianxun: "Bah! If you say something so gorgeous, you are not harming your friends!"
Luffy felt that it was a bit inappropriate to continue discussing this topic with his girl, so he changed the topic and continued the conversation that he had just left.
"Hey, you just said you were a student at the University of Finance and Economics. You weren't lying to me, were you?"
Chihiro ate like a groundhog and said, "Why would you lie to me if I have nothing to do? It's not beneficial!"
Luffy smiled mysteriously when he saw this, "Then we are somewhat destined. According to the school, you should call me senpai!"
Qianxun became interested instantly, "Could it be that you are too?"
Luffy nodded quickly and said seriously, "Of course, if you don't believe me, just look at it!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a graduation photo from his phone and handed it directly to the other party to see.
"Photo of the 2015 graduates of the Industrial College..."
Looking at the group photo in front of her, Qianxun was a little speechless.
This school is two streets away from their University of Finance and Economics!
It turns out that men are deceitful, and they start talking nonsense in order to get closer to each other!
So her eyes gleamed and she became alert, "Oh, oh, oh, I'm warning you, I'll eat and drink with you, don't try to make any plans for me!"
Luffy: "That's not nonsense. I didn't do anything. Why do you think I have your idea?"
Qianxun: "Didn't you say you are from the University of Finance and Economics? Why on your graduation photo is it from the Industrial College next door!"
"It's almost okay to trick someone, but you can't tell lies with your eyes open!"
Luffy's face didn't turn red, his heart didn't beat, "I'm not telling you any lies, just tell me if the principal of your University of Finance and Economics is Zheng Qiang and that's the end of it!"
Qianxun was a little confused, "Yes...but what does this have to do with whether you are rich or not?"
Luffy took it for granted, "I didn't say I was rich..."
"What I mean is that before Zheng Qiang, I was the principal of our Industrial College, and now I am the principal of your University of Finance and Economics. Together, by then, the signatures of the principals on our graduation certificates will be the same!"
"Since we both had the same principal when we were in school, isn't this the relationship between a senior and a junior?"
Luffy's rigid logic made Chihiro a little confused.
No, brother, is this okay?
But if you think about it carefully, there seems to be a little bit of truth in it...
As the saying goes, eating people's mouths and taking advantage of them is short-handed, so she stopped worrying about this matter.
If you insist on saying so, then that’s it, I won’t suffer any loss anyway.
So Qianxun rolled her eyes and said playfully, "Well, senior, can you treat your dear junior to a few more boxes of beef rolls?"
"Oh... no, there are other chilled beef brains, tripe... beef balls... the school girls really want to eat them, how about ordering a few portions?"
As he spoke, Qianxun kept secretly laughing at Xiao Jiujiu.
Hehe, it's not easy to take advantage of me, but I won't let you bleed!
The foods she just mentioned are all the most expensive food in the store. If you really want to order them all, it would cost you hundreds of dollars to buy them.
She has been craving for it for a long time, and now she finally has it!
Just when Qianxun was still secretly rejoicing that she had finally caught the enemy and had a good meal, someone had quietly opened his clairvoyant eyes...
