Seeing that Luffy also noticed something strange, Zhang Hao quickly lowered his head to discuss with him.
"Lao Lu, you see I'm right! Isn't this a bit too mysterious?!"
Luffy:"……"
He finally understood that since he had coaxed and coaxed him to talk about "borrowing luck" before, Zhang Hao had really started to believe in the theory of metaphysics.
Thinking of this, he smiled and jokingly said, "Haozi, please be careful before you go out. You are suspicious of everything now. You must have kidney deficiency!"
"Remember to eat more oysters later to replenish your body!"
Seeing that he was still joking, Zhang Hao immediately looked at him with a bit of resentment, "Lao Lu, can we not mention this? It's easy to hurt people's self-esteem in public!"
"Besides, no matter how weak I am, I still won't be dazzled like this!"
"At least eight of the ten tables around here belong to each other. There must be something wrong!"
"It feels like it's specifically targeted at singles like us!"
"It's so heartbreaking!"
Luffy saw this and stopped quickly, "Alas! Hiroko!"
"I have to correct something with you. I'm not a single person like you!"
"Now that I have transformed into an advanced version of the Wolf Warrior, Liu Yu's beautiful piece of flesh has been eaten by me a long time ago!"
Zhang Hao: "Fuck! I almost forgot about this! I can't eat this meal!"
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Hao got up and wanted to leave!
Seeing this, Luffy quickly stretched out his hand to stop him, and said angrily, "How come you can't stand the blow so much! Can you use your brain and use reverse thinking in everything?"
Zhang Hao looked confused, "What do you mean by the old way? Can you speak more simply and don't use your brains in front of your brothers all day long? This will make me lose my trust in you!"
Luffy disagreed, "What else can you do? Did you forget what I said before I left?"
Zhang Hao: "If you want to live a decent life, how can you not wear some green?"
Luffy gave him a disgusted look, "You are really talented, meow. Do you really plan on cuckolding yourself in the future?"
Zhang Hao: "Then what do you mean? You said so much before going out, can I remember everything?"
“It’s still best to choose the impressive Shunbai!”
Luffy thought about it and felt that this was also the case, so he stopped trying to make excuses.
"I mean, these guys are just pathetic people who gave up their entire garden for just one flower!"
"And now you, Comrade Zhang Hao, have unlimited choices!"
"As long as you dare to think and look, you can pick and enjoy all the flowers in the garden!"
"Walking among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches me. Isn't this a beautiful state?"
When Zhang Hao heard this, he immediately looked at Luffy with wide eyes in disbelief.
"What the hell! You're such a talent. You can express your desire to be a scumbag in such a fresh and refined way!"
Luffy curled his lips and said dissatisfiedly, "What do you mean by a scumbag? It's just that I love you too much and I can't hold it for just one woman!"
Zhang Hao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and looked at Luffy with some suspicion.
"I always feel like your kid is driving, but I have no evidence..."
Luffy lowered his head for a moment and showed an expression that made Zhang Hao's CPU come to a standstill...
…………
Fifteen minutes later.
Seeing his friend who had turned his grief and anger into food and kept devouring it, Luffy felt the need to stop him.
Otherwise he won't even be able to eat a piece of beef in the pot later.
When I was thinking about what to start with, I suddenly had an idea and deliberately shouted to Zhang Hao, "Haozi, look, there are black silk behind!"
Zhang Hao suddenly looked up, "Where is it??"
After he looked around and saw nothing, he immediately looked at Luffy angrily.
"Lao Lu, you are so inhumane. You betrayed your brother's trust in you for a few pieces of beef!"
Luffy: "Who told you to act like a starving ghost, just keep your head down and eat!"
"You kid, you really act like an adult and you just eat when you go out to eat. Don't you want to talk more to enhance your relationship?"
Zhang Hao picked up another large piece of meat with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, chatting while eating.
"What kind of feelings are you exchanging? A full stomach is the way to go!"
"Besides, it's just two grown men like us, so just keep your feelings to an end!"
"Otherwise, we won't be good friends fencing for the rest of our lives!"
Luffy heard this and smiled mischievously, "You mean you're willing to talk if there are more than one girl on the table?"
Zhang Hao: "That's for sure! Who can interact with a big man like you often!"
"At most, you can brag after you've had enough to eat and drink!"
Luffy didn't believe it, "You're a liar! Don't wait until I call you here and you'll be afraid of women again... I just focus on eating and don't even dare to look at others!"
How could Zhang Hao give in? He immediately said that he was afraid of whom!
He has been tricked by Luffy so many times now, no matter what, he has to be tough!
Otherwise he wouldn't be able to swallow this breath!
Besides, he didn't believe that Luffy had the ability to pull any girl over.
After all, it's almost early in the morning, which girl would go out to eat just for news about a man...
What?
Do you think there really is?
Sorry, eating out is fake, but eating ham is real!
Looking at the expression on his friend's face, Luffy smiled confidently.
He gently raised his right hand and waved to the waiter not far away.
Within a few seconds, a young girl in uniform trotted over enthusiastically.
"Hello handsome guy, how can I help you?"
Luffy smiled slightly: "Beauty, can you do me a favor?"
"My friend fell out of love today and is a little depressed. If possible, can you arrange for a chatty sister to have a meal with him and enlighten him so that he can get over it faster!"
The little girl looked at Zhang Hao sympathetically and said without hesitation, "Okay guest, please wait a moment!"
"I'll tell the manager right now and she will make arrangements later depending on the situation!"
"But it may take a few minutes to transition. I hope you understand."
Luffy nodded to indicate it was okay.
The little girl smiled sweetly when she saw this, and then hurried towards the bar not far away, obviously looking for the leader.
This scene left Zhang Hao on the side stunned...
No, brother, is this okay? ? ?
So he hurriedly objected, "I'm going out of my way, but you don't count!"
"This is purely cheating!"
Luffy smiled disdainfully, "What's wrong, do you regret it now? It's too late!"
"I think what will happen to you when a girl comes over?"
"If you still look like a timid bear then, don't blame me for laughing at you!"
Zhang Hao was stubborn and said, "Lao Lu, don't be happy too early! What if the manager doesn't agree?"
Luffy looked at his friend as if he were a fool, "Haozi, have you forgotten where we are? This is Haidilao!"
"Our mission is to put service first. It's a special feature of the store that you can ask the staff to dine with you! It's just that too many people are too shy to ask!"
"Sometimes you should make the most of the money you spend. Don't give up your rights because you are thin-skinned. The only one who will suffer is you!"
Hearing this, Zhang Hao was speechless.
Because what Luffy said seems to make sense...
