Little Red Riding Hood: "Yo yo yo, now I know that a wife's mouth is called sweet. Why didn't I think of this wife when I was chatting with my sister in Jianye City just now?"
"I just walked around four or five times beside you on purpose, and no one noticed it!"
"No, no, that's what it should be said...At that time, all I could see was the newcomer sister, how could I be my wife!"
"Oh, times have changed. The new generation is really better than the old one!"
Little Red Riding Hood's combination of punches stunned Luffy.
For a moment, I felt a little unable to refute.
No, bro!
Is there really such a coincidence in the world?
I was chatting with a girl and my gaming wife happened to see me? ?
The most outrageous thing is that the person has been wandering in front of me several times without noticing it? ?
Thinking of this, Luffy's mouth twitched and he was speechless.
When Little Red Riding Hood saw that Luffy didn't reply, another large essay was sent to her.
Little Red Riding Hood: "What's going on? Are you mute now??"
"Isn't it because I poked you in the weak point that you feel guilty??"
"That's right, this flower doesn't smell like wild flowers!"
"Hmph! You stinky men don't have any good food. You just eat what's in the bowl and look at what's in the pot!"
"..."
Luffy rolled his eyes as he looked at the paragraphs of words pouring out like a waterfall.
This little red riding hood is worthy of being a girl from the Sichuan and Chongqing area. She can be called a super little pepper when she bursts into flames!
However, as a big troll who had fought against him back then, Luffy naturally knew where his weaknesses were.
So he was not in a hurry to reply.
He held his cell phone and chatted with Bai Jie, waiting for the other party to continue outputting.
Judging from Luffy's experience a few years ago.
It will take no more than three minutes at most, and the other party will need to take a break to update the vocabulary in their mind.
And this gap is the best time for him to fight back.
But who would have thought that this time he would be wrong.
Three minutes later, Little Red Riding Hood actually played a foreign language seamlessly.
“DO yOU have the COUrage tO Say a WOrd!!”
“Why did he beCOme mUte???”
Seeing this sudden appearance of English, Luffy felt that he needed to use his trump card in advance.
Otherwise, I don’t know what kind of trouble this little pepper will cause!
So he rolled his eyes, and a line of text was edited and sent over.
Big Bad Wolf (Luffy): "Hey Pepper, are you jealous?"
As soon as these words came out, the dialog box immediately became deathly silent.
Little Red Riding Hood seemed to have been cast under a silencing spell and never spoke again.
Seeing this, Luffy raised his sword eyebrows and the corners of his mouth began to rise slightly.
Hey, little guy, I still want to fight him!
However, at this time, he had no intention of pursuing the victory. Instead, he changed the subject and asked why the other party suddenly disappeared in the first place.
This matter became a concern for him at that time, so naturally he wanted to be the first to ask clearly.
Big Bad Wolf (Luffy): "Explain me, what have you been doing since you disappeared these past few years?"
"Your sudden disappearance made me decadent for a long time!"
After the message was sent, the dialog box was silent for a while before the message reappeared.
Little Red Riding Hood: “Don’t ask, I’m just going to study abroad!!”
Big Bad Wolf (Luffy): "..."
"Don't tell me you've finished your explanation right now? This is too perfunctory!"
Little Red Riding Hood replied instantly: "Humph! Why am I like this!"
"What can you do to me!"
Big Bad Wolf (Luffy): "Scumbag! She only plays with my feelings! Bah!"
Little Red Riding Hood was a little angry: "Can you please don't imitate me...you are such a (~_~;)"
Big Bad Wolf (Luffy): "Okay! Then tell me where you are now! Let's meet!"
Little Red Riding Hood: "...Forget it, I think this is good!"
Big Bad Wolf (Luffy): "Why? I remember we seemed to have made an appointment to meet each other in college! How can you say that it just changed?"
"Tsk, tsk, she is indeed a scumbag who can only play with men's feelings!"
Little Red Riding Hood: "Come on, I'm just doing this so as not to hurt your self-esteem!"
The Big Bad Wolf (Luffy) started to irritate his generals: "That sounds grand, I think you are probably an ugly girl, that's why you act so coquettishly!"
Little Red Riding Hood was a little angry, "You are so ugly! This girl is so cute when everyone sees her!"
"Forget it, I won't talk to you anymore. The company suddenly has something urgent to deal with. I have to go!"
After a while, after the two pictures appeared in the chat box, the character of Little Red Riding Hood disappeared.
Seeing this situation, Luffy was a little helpless.
He originally wanted to add a WeChat account to communicate with each other after the conversation, but this time it became obscene again.
But he was used to it.
The other party has been like this in the past, but I didn't expect that it is still like this now.
Sure enough, I agree with that sentence, some things are innate, no matter how you change them, it will be in vain.
On the contrary, it was the last two photos sent by Little Red Riding Hood that attracted Luffy's attention.
Each photo has a watermark on it, so it looks like it was taken live!
One picture shows a pair of long, flawless white legs. Judging from the angle, it should be a selfie.
It only took Luffy a moment to realize that the other party had sent this message specifically to refute his claim that she was ugly!
Even Luffy could guess what was going through Little Red Riding Hood's mind at that moment.
Probably "Look, this girl can have such charming long legs, how can she still be ugly!"
The second photo is even more interesting.
The photo was taken of a corner of the laptop and the night view outside the window, which seemed to be explaining to Luffy that she was not just making random nonsense when she said something was urgent!
But it is true!
Seeing this, Luffy felt a lot more relaxed.
At least the other party isn't trying to deal with him, that's enough!
How to get along among friends.
Nothing else matters, only sincerity is the most important!
But one thing to say, Little Red Riding Hood’s long legs are really eye-catching!
Even Luffy, an experienced driver, couldn't help but take a second look.
In this era where black and white silk stockings are everywhere, it’s rare to find someone who has the courage to go to work with bare legs!
But when he looked at Luffy, he noticed something was wrong. The tall building in the background outside the window seemed familiar to him!
It seems that I have seen it somewhere! !
So Luffy's eyes lit up, and he immediately used the background behind this picture to search for similar addresses!
After a while, a building exactly like the tall building in the picture appeared on the computer screen.
"Star City International Financial Center?"
Looking at the landmark in front of him, Luffy couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Good guy!
Isn't this just across the river? ?
If he remembered correctly, it would only take about 20 minutes to drive there!
Thinking of this, Luffy couldn't help but smile...
