"That's not right, Lao Lu, the teeth marks and lipstick marks on your body cannot be faked. If you say that, you still have a woman!"
Luffy spread his hands and said, "That's right, otherwise why did I just say that you are the Chu brother among the three people we share a house with!"
Zhang Hao became violent and said, "Fuck! These words sound so heartbreaking!"
"Tell me honestly, which girl is so ignorant that she fell for you, a piece of cow dung!"
Luffy smiled contemptuously, "You might not believe it, but it's that bitch Liu Yu!"
Zhang Hao thought he heard wrongly and stared at the boss, "Lao Lu? Are you sure you're not kidding me?"
He knew that Liu Yu was the other party's direct leader in the company.
The two of them had been living together for so long, and Zhang Hao often heard Luffy complaining in front of him.
And the source of all conflicts mostly refers to the woman Liu Yu.
If this guy in front of him could win this in one fell swoop, Zhang Hao would really be in a state of admiration.
But it doesn’t prove that statement.
The best way to resolve a conflict is to get to its source.
What he didn't expect was that Luffy actually started to practice it.
It’s true that people can’t be judged by their appearance!
Seeing that he didn't believe it, Luffy teased him.
"Haozi, you don't understand this. Have you ever heard of a saying that as long as you are brave, your boss will take maternity leave?"
When Zhang Hao heard what he said, he said, "I only see my young mother at home, but not my old father in prison!"
"Lao Lu, this is a society governed by law. You can't just do whatever you want!"
Hearing this, Luffy almost stopped.
This kid is really talented, he can say all these things.
You don’t believe it, right?
Then don't blame me for showing off.
So I took out my phone and opened WeChat and started high-end operations.
"I'll say the ugly things first. Don't blame my brother for irritating you, a single guy!"
Zhang Hao disagreed, "I'm not papery, so I can't stand it..."
But before he finished speaking, Zhang Hao was stunned.
the reason is simple.
Luffy opened the entire chat interface with Liu Yu and displayed it in front of him.
Liu Yu (it’s a fox): Husband, are you home safely?
Luffy (a big carrot): Yeah.
Liu Yu (it’s a fox): Husband, my butt is still a little sore, so pitiful.
Luffy (a big radish): Drink more hot water.
Liu Yu (it’s a fox): Husband~ I want you to feed me by yourself~~
Luffy (a big carrot): Get out!
Liu Yu (it’s a fox): I hate it~ I don’t want people to roll into your arms, they are so shy.
Such frankness and explicitness coupled with the dog-licking chat history immediately made Zhang Hao unable to hold his nerve.
"What the hell... are you sure you're not fooling me? This looks like a science fiction movie."
Luffy smiled when he saw this, "Why is it a science fiction movie?"
"What's wrong, I'm used to seeing men licking dogs, why don't we allow women to lick dogs?"
Zhang Hao still expressed doubts, "Impossible! Why would such a beautiful woman take the initiative to treat you like this?"
"It's fake, it's definitely fake! You must have opened a WeChat account and created chat records to lie to me!"
Luffy had shown him Liu Yu's photo before, so Zhang Hao knew what the other person looked like.
Not to mention anything else, her stunning long legs make her a peerless beauty.
Not to mention the pair of proud twin peaks in front of him, a perfect otaku killer!
To make him believe that such a beautiful woman was captured by his brother would be even more uncomfortable than killing him.
Luffy didn't care about that and continued to talk to himself.
"Hey! Haozi, to be honest, you still don't believe it! Do you want me to send a message now to verify it?"
He said that the happiest moment in life is showing off in front of people you know.
The taste is simply soothing.
Zhang Hao immediately replied, "Okay! That's it!"
"If this is true, I will wash your stinky socks for a month!"
Luffy smiled dumbly and didn't say whether he would answer or not.
Just edit it in the chat bar without leaving any trace.
Luffy: Baby, send me a real-time photo for you to see.
It was only after six o'clock, and according to Liu Yu's temperament, he should still be sitting in the office with the computer on and WeChat on.
So it’s very possible to get back in seconds.
Sure enough, a bunch of messages came over the next second.
Liu Yu: "That's great, hubby! You finally took the initiative to send me a message~"
Luffy: Stop talking nonsense and hurry up!
Liu Yu: Wait a minute, I have a picture...
After a while, a seductive and beautiful photo appeared on the screen of Luffy's phone.
In the photo, Liu Yu is dressed professionally, biting her lower lip, with a confused look in her eyes.
It's quite tempting.
Seeing this situation, Luffy looked at Zhang Hao standing aside with a proud look on his face, "How about Haozi? Now you believe it!"
Zhang Hao has already begun to doubt life, "No...why!"
"How could your boy, He De, be able to date such a goddess-level figure...and make her obey your words!!"
Luffy took it for granted, "Hey, young man! You don't understand this. If you have my expertise, you can do it too!!"
Zhang Hao asked casually, "What are your specialties?"
Luffy smiled evilly, "It takes a long time."
Zhang Hao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then looked at Luffy with eyes full of resentment.
That way seems to be talking about the old road! you've changed!
He is no longer the innocent virgin I knew before!
Luffy didn't care.
As soon as I thought about it, I was ready to continue bragging, but I didn't expect that a video call came over...
The initiator is Liu Yu.
Seeing this, Luffy tilted his lips and jokingly said, "Oh, Hiroko, could you please step aside for a moment...my wife made a video call to me!"
"If you don't leave, don't blame me for not warning you if you get stuffed with dog food!"
Zhang Hao no longer wanted to speak.
He only looked at Luffy angrily with his little eyes and walked towards the bedroom without looking back.
Damn it!
I can't live this day!
I want to go to the village in the city to find an aunt to soothe my injured little heart!
………
Thirty seconds later.
Luffy found a quiet place and connected the voice call.
As soon as Liu Yu's voice was connected, her gentle voice sounded.
"Husband, why don't you answer the video?"
Luffy said casually, "I'm taking a shower, it's inconvenient!"
Liu Yu immediately lost his temper and said, "Humph! You're lying to me again! There's no sound from your side!"
"Besides, we both know exactly what we are like. Is it necessary to be so outspoken?"
Luffy disagreed, "Oh, manager, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. Our relationship is not to the point where we can chat shirtless!"
Luffy is not stupid.
Naturally, I understand that the reason why Liu Yu is like this is because he can see through the rising stock trend and can bring benefits to the other party.
That's why the attitude is so enthusiastic.
If one day this trait disappears, I'm sure this bitch will turn her back on her.
But now, I guess he will stick to himself.
Sure enough, the next second Liu Yu smoothed things over on his own.
"I hate it~~ If you want to say it through the video, you can just say it...it's not like I'm not happy with it!"
Luffy: "6!"
Liu Yu was actually excited, "Wow wow wow, hubby, are you confessing your love to me??"
"I'm so happy!"
Luffy looked confused, "Why didn't I know?"
Liu Yu blurted out, "Hey, because 6=5+2+0-1+3+1-4!"
"His Chinese meaning is (you love me and want to be with me forever)!"
"Look, I guessed it right!"
"Honey, you are so annoying~~ I'm not even mentally prepared yet! You start to confess your feelings!"
Luffy gasped when he heard this.
I wipe it!
Is this woman so terrifying?
