Luffy smiled upon seeing this.
He deliberately said in a bad mood, "If you can't squeeze in, just squeeze in! Just like when I tried every means to open the back door!"
Liu Yu didn't understand the ambiguity. This guy was clearly making fun of her.
So he snorted and deliberately showed off his temper, "It's all your fault, why don't you urge me more!"
"This time the loss is at least nearly 300,000 yuan!"
Luffy couldn't hold it in even more when he heard this, and smiled deliberately.
"Hundreds of thousands are nothing. Someone on my road has given you billions of property...what else do you want for a bicycle!"
Seeing that he was still teasing her, Liu Yu pouted louder and louder, looking at Luffy full of grievance.
"Oh~~ I'm telling you something serious~ Can you comfort me a little bit!"
It is said that women who act coquettishly have the best luck.
as expected.
Under Liu Yu's pretentiousness, Luffy suddenly felt a fire rising in his chest and abdomen...
That’s okay.
He reluctantly comforted her.
Seeing the expression on Luffy's face, Liu Yu suddenly widened his eyes.
"Ahem...that's not what I meant when I said comfort..."
………
Four p.m.
High-tech building.
Li Yan, who was fishing, was shocked when he saw Liu Yu limping back to the office.
So he looked nervous and concerned, "Manager...are you okay?"
"And why are these knees so red?"
Liu Yu glanced at him with an unkind look, then thought of someone sitting next to his workstation.
It is the culprit that caused him to be like this!
He immediately looked stern and said, "Li Yan, if you verbally insult your boss during working hours, your salary will be deducted by twenty!"
"Also, your colleague Luffy has something to do and won't be able to come in the afternoon. He will leave all his work to you!"
"If you can't finish tonight, you're not allowed to get off work!"
After finishing speaking, Liu Yu didn't care whether the other party heard clearly or not, and limped back to the office while holding on to the wall.
Li Yan was left standing there dumbfounded.
Countless grass and mud horses pass by in my heart...
No, manager, I just care about you and casually asked why your knees are red...
Why was he verbally insulted?
………
the other side.
Gaoke Garden Community.
As soon as Luffy got home, he received warm greetings from his roommate Zhang Hao.
"I've lost my way!! Are you still alive??"
Luffy didn't know what was going on, "How did you talk? What do you mean I'm still alive?"
Zhang Hao tried his best to keep his eyes open, "Damn it! You guys have been out of contact for almost two days. If labor and management hadn't seen you posting a message on Moments last night, they would have almost called the police!"
Luffy disagreed, "As for that? I just didn't come back for one night."
Zhang Hao seemed to be getting to know him all over again, "Hey, do it like you did! When will you follow that guy Wang Jiao and stay up all night?"
"Tell me the truth! What did you do last night!"
Luffy made no secret of it, "What else can I do, girl!"
Zhang Hao's breathing suddenly tightened, "Real or false? Are you kidding me?"
Luffy raised his eyebrows, "Why don't you believe it?"
"Brother, let me tell you, you are the only one of the three people we share a house with who is a virgin!"
Before he finished speaking, Luffy tore the clothes off his shoulders and neck and raised his neck proudly.
Taking a closer look, there is a row of very clear tooth marks on the bronze skin on the shoulder. If you look closely, you can find a faint lipstick mark on the outside.
Anyone can understand that this thing is definitely the work of some woman.
Zhang Hao seemed to feel betrayed and looked in disbelief, "Lao Lu...you, your kid actually secretly betrayed the revolution!!"
"We agreed to be single together, but why did we quietly find a woman!"
"Say quickly! Who is that woman??"
Luffy smiled mysteriously, "If I said I was the landlord, would you believe it?"
Zhang Hao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then looked around Luffy carefully several times.
After a while, he choked out a sentence, "It's not that I'm saying you're old, but if you're talking about Bai Ling, the landlord's daughter, I'll believe you!"
"But what if it involves her? Sorry, I, Zhang Hao, don't believe a word of it!"
"You're kidding! Goddess Bai Jie is almost going to be our mother according to her age. After decades of life experience, what kind of little puppy has she not seen?"
"I wish I could still see you, kid! I'm afraid the sun has come out in the west!"
Luffy shrugged, "What if someone wants to have a second child, and I happen to bump into it, wouldn't it be enough?"
Zhang Hao immediately retorted, "Lao Lu, can we be more realistic about the conditions of the landlord's house, not to mention other things! There are seven or eight houses alone. How can a perfectly wealthy woman like you like a poor boy like you?"
"Although you are a bit handsome, you can't compare with those little boys! So this is impossible!"
Luffy suddenly smiled evilly, "Then what if I use my special skills to conquer her?"
Zhang Hao immediately opened his eyes with disbelief on his face, "You mean...??!!"
Luffy blinked and indicated that it was what you thought.
Boys sometimes don't make do with each other when they live together. It's common for them to wander around the living room shirtless and underpants after taking a shower.
So Zhang Hao knew about Luffy's strong capital.
After receiving Luffy's affirmation, Zhang Haowuan seemed to have received a huge blow.
Not only was his expression greatly shocked, his body also involuntarily retreated, and he began to mutter to himself.
"Impossible...This is impossible...My goddess will not be so superficial..."
Seeing this situation, how could Luffy not understand?
Zhang Hao is usually a quiet guy, but secretly he has a crush on the landlord.
Thinking of this, he felt that as a roommate, he had to save the other party.
Otherwise, this guy is likely to fail.
So after rolling his eyes, he immediately started to tell lies.
"Haha Haozi, let me tell you that you secretly have a crush on the landlord! Now I've tried it out!"
Zhang Hao hadn't recovered yet, "Lao Lu...what do you mean by this??"
Luffy patted him on the shoulder and chuckled, "What else can it mean? I said what I just said was all made up!"
"The purpose is to test whether your boy has a fencing tendency!"
"Otherwise, you haven't gone out all day and you're a woman-phobe. I'm worried that you won't be able to bear the loneliness that night and sneak into the bedroom to attack me!"
Hearing these words, Zhang Hao seemed to be resurrected instantly with full blood.
"Go, go, fuck me, the sexual orientation of labor and management is normal!"
"Let me tell you, you can eat randomly but not talk randomly. What you just said scared me to death!"
"I'm just telling you, how could my goddess do that..."
Luffy started to wink, "Yo yo yo, return to the goddess, you can see Zhang Hao, you are actually this kind of person..."
"I secretly like mature women... but they are so boring!"
Zhang Hao was noncommittal, "That's because you don't understand how good they are. Not only are they gentle and considerate like big sisters, but they are also very..."
As he spoke, Zhang Hao's voice became softer and softer...and his face became red with embarrassment.
How could Luffy not understand when he saw this? This guy remembered some plots in the hard drive again.
But having said that, there is nothing wrong with what Zhang Hao said.
Bai Jie is good at everything and makes people feel at ease.
The only thing I don't like is that I don't like standing on the window sill and looking at the scenery.
Just when Luffy was thinking about how to unlock this package next time, Zhang Hao suddenly spoke to him.
