"Oh, Luffy, wake up!"
Luffy was sleeping soundly when he was suddenly woken up by Li Yan's cry.
When he looked up, he saw this guy looking at him with a stern look.
Luffy yawned and looked at him in confusion, "What's wrong, is it time for dinner?"
Li Yan quickly shook his head, "It's only eleven o'clock, it's still early!"
Luffy gave him a dissatisfied look, "Then what did you ask me to do? I'm catching up on my sleep!"
Before he finished speaking, he lay down on the table again, ready to continue his dream of spring and autumn.
One thing to say, this feeling of sleeping with pay is really good, even dreaming is different from before.
Just now he dreamed of Bai Jie and Bai Ling, mother and daughter, both with big bellies...
Li Yan became anxious when he saw this, and quickly shook him again, "No, Brother Lu, can you go to bed later?"
"I still have something important that I need your help with!"
Luffy was rude, "If you have something to say, say it quickly!"
Li Yan wasn't angry either. He licked his face and continued, "Jiahui said she wanted to recognize me as her godbrother. Do you think she was hinting at me?"
Luffy looked at him as if he were an idiot, "Whether you are really stupid or pretending to be stupid, it's all clear!"
Li Yan was a little surprised at first, "Huh? Explicitly stated?".
Then he looked excited again, "Does this mean she wants to get closer to me?"
Luffy directly broke his illusion, "Silly dog, I'm giving you a good guy card!"
Li Yan immediately retorted, "It's impossible, Luffy, Jiahui wants to recognize me as her brother, how could she issue a good person card!"
Luffy didn't reply, but glanced at Song Jiahui without leaving any trace.
[Song Jiahui: Hehe, as long as you accept this licking dog as your brother, you can get a long-term meal ticket in vain. See if I don't control him to death! 】
Yo!
Can't you tell she's still a little sister?
Seeing this situation, Luffy decided that it was necessary to let Li Yan recognize the reality.
After all, after receiving money from others, there must be some after-sales service.
So after thinking for a moment, he whispered a few words into the other person's ear.
Li Yan was immediately confused.
But thinking of Luffy's clever plan before, he gritted his teeth and started testing according to his method.
One minute later.
Li Yan's face changed.
Luffy immediately joked, "How do you fuck me, brother? Is your god sister willing to lend you a hundred?"
It has been proven countless times that the best way to test the true relationship between two people is to borrow money.
What?
Your best friend is not even willing to lend you a hundred dollars?
So congratulations, you have lost another good friend.
Li Yan was on the verge of crying, "Luffy, why do you think this world has become like this?"
"I thought we could have a grand office romance, but who would have thought it would turn out to be another transaction!"
"I even have some doubts. If I hadn't invited Jiahui to eat Haidilao that day, she would have ignored me at all!"
Luffy nodded seriously, "No need to doubt Lao Li, that's how it is!"
"Now times have changed. There is a saying that it is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money!"
"If you had eighteen million now, I'm sure Song Jiahui would throw herself into your arms at all costs."
Li Yan's face changed instantly, "You're just kidding, labor and management must have so much money to not look for someone like her!"
"With that height, he is as tall as a small potato!"
As he spoke, Li Yan suddenly changed the topic and looked at Luffy mysteriously.
"Lao Lu, I have a big deal, do you want to get involved?"
Luffy didn't take it seriously, "What a big deal, you're talking about it like this!"
Li Yan looked around and took out a piece of white paper from his pocket with several sets of numbers on it.
"Look, this is the winning number I wrote down in my dream last night. I have a hunch that this will definitely work!"
Luffy knew that Li Yan had the habit of buying double-colored balls from time to time, so it was not surprising.
But knowing is one thing, letting him participate is another.
Due to certain reasons in the Xia Kingdom, Luffy did not believe that the numbers in the lottery could appear randomly.
So he immediately refused, "Go ahead, buy this thing, it's no different from beating a dog with a meat bun, I won't participate!"
Li Yan patted his chest and promised, "No, it's rare to see such a hugely profitable deal! Give it a try!"
"I promise, I will definitely win this time!"
Luffy didn't believe it at all, "Don't be kidding me, Lao Li, you bought it so many times and you haven't even gotten a hair back! Are you telling me you can win?"
Li Yan continued to be shameless, "Okay, it's okay if you don't participate. Then can you give me a hand?"
"Money is a bit tight these days, I almost have no money for food..."
Luffy suddenly realized, "Li Yan, you are dishonest. The method I just taught you is now being applied to me!"
Li Yan murmured in a low voice, "Who told you that you don't have martial ethics? You cheated me hundreds of times a few days ago. Plus, you spent a small two thousand to treat Song Jiahui to dinner in the past two days. Isn't this very poor?" !”
Luffy sighed helplessly after hearing this, "Tell me, how much do you want to borrow?"
In the end, this matter really had something to do with him, so he spoke straightforwardly.
Li Yan was immediately delighted, "No more, no more, three hundred... no! Five hundred will do!"
"I'll pay you back as soon as your salary is paid in a few days!"
Luffy waved his hand, "Forget about three or five hundred. For the sake of my colleagues, I will directly transfer you one thousand!"
They had both borrowed money from each other before, but it was only three to five hundred dollars.
The two sides still have to pretend to pull each other for a while.
It was the first time that Li Yan saw the other party being so cheerful and generous.
Immediately shocked, "I rely on the old way, when did you become so generous? This move is worth a thousand oceans!"
Luffy didn't bother to explain, "Do you want it? I'll give you three seconds to think about it!"
Li Yan quickly apologized and said, "I want it!"
After a while, one thousand oceans arrived.
Seeing that the WeChat balance returned to 4 digits, Li Yan immediately looked at Luffy with joy.
"Speaking of Lao Lu, why don't you consider buying a lottery ticket with me and trying it? I really have a feeling that you will win this time!"
Seeing how serious he was, Luffy immediately became interested and quietly glanced at him with his clairvoyant eyes.
[Li Yan: He will become rich overnight by winning the lottery. The specific amount is unknown. 】
Luffy was stunned for a moment when he saw this.
Holy shit!
Li Yan really didn’t lie to him!
The set of numbers I got in my dream can really win!
Thinking of this, he immediately changed his mind and looked at the other party pretending not to care.
"Okay, Lao Li, for the sake of my colleagues, I will trust you just once."
"I'll transfer you another hundred yuan, and you can just help me buy dozens of bets!"
Li Yan almost thought he heard it wrong, "Dozens of bets? Luffy, are you kidding me?"
Luffy smiled and said, "What's wrong? Aren't you the one in the bag? Are you not confident now?"
Li Yan swallowed, "No way! Just wait, I'll go to the lottery shop downstairs to finish playing!"
"But I can tell you in advance...the higher the bet, the smaller the chance of winning..."
Luffy didn't reply, just saying it was just a joke.
Anyway, he has a clairvoyant eye. There are many ways for him to make money, and he doesn't care about these two points.
After the two of them finished chatting, he was just about to continue taking a rest when he suddenly found that the office door was ajar at some point.
Apparently, that bitch Liu Yu came back from the meeting.
So he changed his mind, got up and walked towards the office...
