This situation scared Luffy.
"Haozi, what do you want to do? You don't want to monopolize a durian, do you?"
Zhang Hao was stunned for a moment, then said with a look of shame on his face, "It's all my fault! The relationship between you and your wife, Little Red Riding Hood, broke down!"
"Lao Lu, just hit me a few times. That will make me feel better!"
Luffy thought it was nothing serious, so he patted him on the shoulder, "It's okay, it's just Little Red Riding Hood, it's no big deal!"
"As the saying goes, brothers are like siblings and women are like clothes. This matter will be over after a few words."
Zhang Hao continued to insist, "We can't do it the same way! The more you say this, the more embarrassed I will be. You'd better scold me a few times."
"If it really doesn't work, just make any request, and I will try my best to satisfy you, and it will be considered as compensation!"
Luffy was a little speechless.
Come on, Zhang Hao is out of his depth again.
As a friend, Luffy felt it was his responsibility to help him correct things.
Then he changed his mind and said deliberately, "Haozi...this is what you said, try your best to satisfy me whatever I ask for..."
Seeing his lewd gaze, Zhang Hao instinctively shrank.
"That's the old way. I have always regarded you as a brother. Don't think about trying to steal my brother's path..."
"This is immoral!"
Luffy looked disgusted and said, "Go, go, who wants to take the other way around! My sexual orientation is very correct!"
Zhang Hao didn't believe it, "Then what do you mean by your lewd eyes?"
"Don't tell me you have ulterior motives!"
Luffy smiled obscenely, "Haozi, I've been hearing from you that there is a beautiful sister working in another province, why don't you introduce her to me?"
"Based on our relationship, why can't we digest it internally?"
Zhang Hao looked at him strangely when he heard this, "What a good Luffy! I treat you as a brother and you actually secretly want to be my brother-in-law!"
"This is a bit too much!"
Luffy was shameless and said, "When men get married, women get married. What's wrong with that?"
"If this thing is done, the relationship between our brother-in-law and brother-in-law will be strong. There will definitely be no problems at all in the future!"
Zhang Hao looked hesitant, "That seems to make sense, but the problem is that my sister seems to be a lesbian... and she is also afraid of men!"
Luffy's eyes widened, "What is lace?"
Zhang Hao explained, "Lala has the same meaning as fencing."
When Luffy heard this, his heart felt like a row of grass and mud horses passing by.
These siblings are truly amazing.
One is afraid of men and the other is afraid of women, that’s it!
Thinking of this, Luffy sighed helplessly, "It seems that this wish of getting closer will come to nothing!"
"Why don't you open both durians for me, and I'll consider it as atoning for your sins!"
Zhang Hao nodded crazily like a chicken pecking at rice.
Holding the durian in hand, he ran towards the kitchen.
………
The next day.
The weather is refreshing.
Luffy was woken up by a hurried call from his sleep.
Reluctantly reaching out to pick up the phone on the bedside, he answered the call angrily.
"Who! It's so early in the morning and I don't want anyone to sleep!"
The other end of the phone was stunned for a moment before a familiar female voice rang.
"It's me, Liu Yu!"
Seeing that it was her, Luffy yawned and said slowly, "What's wrong, manager, what's the matter with calling so early?"
Upon hearing this, Liu Yu immediately shouted, "Get out! It's still early in the morning! Do you know what time it is now??"
Luffy looked at the time on his phone and said, "It's ten in the morning. Isn't this a good time to sleep in?"
Liu Yu said angrily, "You still know it's ten o'clock. Where are you? Do you still want to come to work?"
Luffy suddenly realized, "So that's what happened!"
"Well, I'm sorry, manager. I slept too late last night, so I'll take a day off today."
Liu Yu was furious, "I won't approve! If you want to ask for leave, you have to come over and apply in person with the leave request slip!"
Luffy became interested and deliberately teased, "Manager, you don't miss me, do you? Otherwise, why would you emphasize that I have to apply in person?"
Liu Yu became angry from embarrassment, "You bastard, this is stipulated in the company's system! Who would miss you, a scoundrel!"
"I wish you would disappear from now on!"
Luffy smiled when he heard this, "That's enough, if I don't come you'll be out of sight and out of mind, so what else do you need a bicycle for?"
Liu Yu was speechless for a moment.
Yes, that seems to be the truth.
Isn’t it just asking for trouble if I call him specifically to come over?
Thinking of this, she immediately prepared to hang up the phone.
Get out of here, I will record him as absent from work for one day and deduct three days of wages!
But who would have thought that as soon as this thought came up, Luffy's faint voice sounded next to Liu Yu's ears.
"Manager, please do some field work for me!"
"Otherwise, I can't guarantee whether your little secret will be made public..."
After speaking, the phone was hung up without waiting for Liu Yu to reply.
She was furious.
This scoundrel actually took command remotely, which was simply abominable.
Thinking of this, Liu Yu couldn't bear it.
Decided to find an enemy in the department to vent his anger on.
So she flicked her phone, twisted her waist and stepped on her high heels and left the office.
What a coincidence.
As soon as she went out, she saw Luffy's empty workstation and Li Yan, who was playing drums with his head down.
Then a loud roar sounded in the department again!
"Li Yan! What are you doing during working hours! Come to my office!"
Li Yan, who was having a heated chat with Song Jiahui, immediately trembled with a wry smile on his face.
It’s over, this month’s performance appraisal is completely gone…
At this moment, he missed Luffy a little. With him around, at least he wouldn't be his first target.
Forehead…
That's not right, that guy seems to have been ignored by the manager.
Even if I didn't show up for the meeting this morning, I wasn't criticized by the witch Liu Yu...
…
the other side.
After hanging up the phone, Luffy fell asleep again and didn't wake up until three o'clock in the afternoon.
He didn't know how long it had been since he slept so comfortably.
This will make the whole person feel as comfortable as if he had been reborn.
As expected, that sentence really came true.
Money can cure all diseases.
Once this person is no longer under the pressure of running for three meals a day, no part of his body feels uncomfortable!
After stretching, he put on a new set of clothes and opened the door to the living room.
The living room here is a bit chaotic, with the remains of various precious fruits randomly placed on the coffee table and dining table.
This was the result of Luffy and Zhang Hao's reckless eating and drinking last night.
After thinking about it, Luffy decided to call a housekeeping aunt to clean it up.
If you have money in your pocket, don’t you have to spend it? Otherwise, what’s the point of making money!
After calling the housekeeping aunt on the app, he knocked on the door of his roommate Zhang Hao and informed him.
Finally, he went out for a quick hit and galloped towards the north of the city.
hey-hey.
Now that you have clairvoyant eyes, how can you not go to the jade market?
He has been curious about the legendary gambling stone for a long time!
