Half an hour later.
Zhang Hao was immediately frightened when he saw Luffy coming back with large and small bags.
"I'm relying on my old ways. Didn't you go buy scratch-off tickets? Why did you come back with so many things like you were robbing a supermarket?"
Luffy didn't have the time to explain to him right now.
Seeing that he was not busy, he immediately urged him to come over and help, "Haozi, don't worry so much. This thing is a bit heavy in your hand. Come here and help!"
Upon seeing this, Zhang Hao hurriedly got up and came to the living room to take it, "What on earth did you buy? It's so heavy?"
After putting down the things, Luffy rubbed his shoulders and motioned for the other person to see for himself.
Zhang Hao was not polite and immediately opened it and took a look. He was instantly frightened.
"Oh my god... Lao Lu! What's going on? You actually bought two such big durians. It's so expensive!"
Luffy smiled slightly, "Are you scared? Why don't you see what the other things are!"
Zhang Hao swallowed and carefully opened the remaining bags, "Cherry...snake skin fruit...shrimp crackers..."
The more he looked at him, the more frightened he became. Almost nothing was cheap.
What's going on? When did my roommate become so generous?
The total of these things in front of me is at least more than a thousand yuan. Before, the other party would not touch any of them.
Could it be that something happened?
Thinking of Zhang Hao, he looked at Luffy nervously, "Lao Lu...you don't have much time left, right?"
"Otherwise, why would you suddenly consume so violently!"
Luffy was a little confused, "Why are you thinking in this direction?"
"Can't it be for other reasons?"
Zhang Hao blurted out, "Otherwise, what other reason could there be? Don't tell me that your kid got rich overnight!"
Luffy spread his hands and pretended to be B, "What if this is the case."
Zhang Hao was shocked, "I'm sorry, don't tell me you really won the jackpot!"
We are not afraid that our brothers will suffer, but we are afraid that our brothers will suddenly drive a Land Rover. This is a true portrayal in the hearts of many people.
Zhang Hao is no exception.
Luffy didn't say anything, just silently opened his five fingers to let the other party guess.
Zhang Hao understood instantly, "Fuck! You are so lucky today!"
"What do these five fingers mean? I won five thousand yuan?"
Luffy shook his head and signaled the other party to be bolder.
Zhang Hao was stunned for a moment and then said harshly, "Nima, don't tell me it's 50,000 yuan! This is a bit unscrupulous!"
Luffy continued to shake his head indicating that it wasn't enough.
Zhang Hao couldn't sit still, he was trembling with shock, and his body was full of fat, "I'm a good boy, don't f*ck 500,000 or 5 million, this is a big joke!"
Seeing this, Luffy couldn't hold it in any longer, "What are you thinking about, Haozi? You still have five hundred and five million. If I had that kind of luck, I wouldn't have to wait to share a room with you."
Zhang Hao was confused, "How much is that? Lao Lu, please stop showing off!"
Luffy revealed the answer, "Hey, no more, no less, exactly 55,000 yuan!"
Zhang Hao immediately stood up and grabbed Luffy's shoulders, "Okay, Lao Lu, you have to follow the rhythm of time!"
"Today is simply a triple blessing!"
It was Luffy's turn to be surprised, "What do you mean by the third happiness? After all, this is only the second happiness?"
The first joy was that Zhang Hao used his account to refine the demon and produced three special boys with 15 skills. The second joy was that he scratched out the grand prize.
Where do these three joys come from?
The other person definitely doesn't know that he has clairvoyance, so this is definitely not a surprise.
Zhang Hao didn't hesitate, took out a few cherries from the box to moisten his throat and immediately explained.
But it's okay if I don't mention it, but it's even weirder when I mention Luffy.
Because Zhang Hao said something confusing.
"Lao Lu, your wife seems to be online, and she even took the initiative to send you a message!"
Luffy was stunned when he heard this, "It's not Haozi. When did I have a wife? Why didn't I know?"
"Don't talk nonsense! It will affect my reputation!"
Zhang Hao glanced at him with disgust, "Are you a grown man still afraid of such gossip?"
Luffy nodded and said he was scared.
The difference between first marriage and second marriage is huge.
Zhang Hao didn't care so much and motioned for him to continue guessing.
Luffy thought for a long time, but still shook his head to express that he didn't know.
Upon seeing this, Zhang Hao proactively gave a reminder, "Don't tell me that you have forgotten the story of the Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood?"
When he heard this, Luffy's mouth twitched, as if he remembered something.
If he remembered correctly, when he secretly played Fantasy Westward Journey in high school, he once had a very heated chat with a girl!
The two parties got married in the game!
At that time, they followed the trend and changed their names to non-mainstream couple names. They seemed to be called Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood!
Somehow later, the little red riding hood disappeared inexplicably.
Luffy also left the game for various reasons.
In the end, this bad relationship was buried deep in my memory.
It wasn't until Zhang Hao mentioned it again that he suddenly remembered it.
Damn it!
If you put it this way, his gaming wife who has been dead for almost 6 years has actually come back to life?
It’s so off the mark!
Zhang Hao winked when he saw him remembering it, "By the way, your wife Little Red Riding Hood should still be online at this moment! Do you want to rekindle an old relationship?"
He had just watched Little Red Riding Hood's dream space, and there was no doubt that the other party was a pure girl.
As soon as he got online, he took the initiative to contact Luffy. It seems that this kid is not far away from being single!
Luffy hesitated for a while and felt that he still needed to take a look.
After all, Little Red Riding Hood was one of the few people of the opposite sex he could talk to before.
But as soon as he arrived at Zhang Hao's bedroom, Luffy smelled a familiar smell.
Come on, this kid secretly rewarded himself while he was away.
Luffy wasn't surprised, and after a while he got used to it and came directly to the computer screen.
View fantastic chat messages with one click of the mouse.
The friend channel of Fantasy Westward Journey is very similar to the QQ computer version, so you can see the chat information between the two parties by opening it.
[Little Red Riding Hood: Wow, Big Bad Wolf, you are still alive! What a miracle! 】
[Little Red Riding Hood: You have some conscience, you haven’t divorced me for so many years, so I’ll give you a reward! 】
[Little Red Riding Hood: Hello! Why are you so ignored? Are you in love with someone else? ? 】
[Little Red Riding Hood: 6, there are four female accounts in the team, scumbag! 】
Looking at the long list of unreadable messages in front of him, Luffy felt the urge to hit someone.
This guy Zhang Hao is really good enough. He is not the person he is. Is it so difficult to be a power leveling online now?
Zhang Hao on the side also blushed a little when he saw this, scratched his head and said sheepishly, "Lao Lu... you know, I have social phobia and I can't speak when facing girls."
Luffy was silent for a long time, holding back his words, "But what you have in front of you is a computer..."
Zhang Hao woke up in time, "Fuck! That's right!"
Luffy didn't want to talk to him for the time being, he just felt that this guy's phobia of women was hopeless.
This has become a subconscious reaction.
While Little Red Riding Hood was still online, he planned to explain it again.
But just as he started editing, the other person's avatar suddenly darkened.
Done!
People are offline.
Now the scumbag is about to be punished.
In desperation, Luffy also gave up on rekindling the past.
I casually sent the WeChat ID I was currently using and ignored it.
Fate is something you don't need to push too hard.
When it arrives, it arrives.
However, Zhang Hao felt extremely guilty when he saw this scene.
He directly brought a big durian from the living room to Luffy and apologized.
