Time flies by.
Wednesday is Genshin Impact update day.
Genshin Impact players who don't have to go to school or go to work are all sitting at their computer desks waiting for the door to open.
Today’s update can be said to be special for all players.
Ali, a limited-edition five-star, is ready to give himself to all travelers. How can they miss such a historic moment?
We love Ali, and Ali loves us.
He gave himself to us as a betrothal gift...
What is this called?
This is called the legendary two-way pounce!
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"There's still half an hour left."
A young man wearing the uniform of No. 3 Middle School, his name is Zhuang Zihao, is squatting in the toilet with difficulty.
If there was no Ali's pool in today's update, the boy would never leave his shit until the third period. Now the boy's legs were already numb and he was sweating profusely.
The boy adjusted his posture to make himself more comfortable, "Just hold on for a while and it'll be fine."
He encouraged himself in his heart.
.........
In class 11 of the second year of high school
A middle-aged woman stood in front of the podium and lectured nonstop. After finishing a question, she seemed tired.
She put down the chalk, wiped her hands with a rag, then picked up her water glass and drank.
While drinking, she watched her classmates take notes carefully, feeling very happy.
Which student and teacher wouldn't like this?
Soon she saw an empty seat and asked, "Who sits in that seat?"
"Teacher, Zhuang Zihao."
"Where did he go?"
"He went to the toilet." The deskmate replied.
"How long has it been?" The female teacher finally remembered that a classmate told her that she had to go to the toilet just after class.
The rest of the students looked back at the clock and replied in unison: "It's twenty minutes."
"Teacher, he should have fallen into the toilet."
A male classmate replied while suppressing a laugh.
Of course he knew what Zhuang Zihao was going to the toilet for, wasn't he just playing around?
Who wouldn't be excited about Ali entering the card pool?
But in his mind, he wouldn't have to wait in the toilet even in class for a role, right?
Upon hearing this, the female teacher frowned, indicating that she was displeased, and said to the male student who answered her question: "Go and fish him out. If you can't fish him out, use your mobile phone to call his parents to come over and fish him out."
"Pfft~"
The classmates all laughed out loud when they heard the teacher's words.
"Okay!" The male student suppressed a smile and immediately stood up and ran out of the classroom. He must have done a good job for the teacher.
The female teacher looked at the male classmates leaving and shook her head helplessly, and said helplessly to all the remaining students: "Isn't he just an Ali?"
“WTF???⁽⁽ƪ(•̩̩̩̩＿•̩̩̩̩)ʃ⁾⁾ᵒᵐᵍᵎᵎ”
The remaining students looked at the female teacher in surprise.
A bold classmate asked: "Teacher, do you also play with originals?"
"I don't play." The female teacher shook her head and smiled: "But I am a fan of Ali, especially his poetry, I like it very much."
"Wow!!!"
All the students were even more surprised.
They never expected that their most stern head teacher in the grade would also like Ali!
I rely on Ali to kill all men, women, old and young!
"Shhh"
When the female teacher saw that the class was going to be turned into a vegetable market, she turned serious and said, "Okay, let's talk after class."
When the students saw that the teacher had become serious, they could not continue to make noises and quietly remembered the notes they had just taken.
As for the one in the toilet... they don't know.
bathroom
"Lao Zhuang, Ali is very important, but it's not like this." The male classmate said to the people inside before entering the toilet.
In the toilet, Lao Zhuang heard this and replied: "That's a free five-star. Why don't I witness this historic moment?"
“…..”
The male classmate was speechless when he heard the answer. Ah Li couldn't run, so why bother? But these are other people’s thoughts, so I’d better say less.
The male classmate walked in thinking, and when he saw Lao Zhuang still squatting there, he jokingly asked, "Can you stand up?"
"But... help me quickly."
Lao Zhuang was about to say yes, but his legs were weak, as if they were no longer his, so he hurriedly changed his words.
The male classmate immediately stepped forward to support Lao Zhuang, whose legs were trembling, to prevent him from having close contact with the shithole, "Lao Zhuang, you are so weak!"
"Squat for twenty minutes and try." Lao Zhuang rolled his eyes at the male classmate.
The male classmate asked, "Why did I have to squat for so long?"
Lao Zhuang:..........
He was speechless.
But what the male classmate said next made him feel cold.
"The teacher knows why you came to the toilet."
"ah?"
The expression on Lao Zhuang's face, which was already ugly, became even more ugly. He asked, "Does she know?"
"Wait to die."
Laozhuangヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
Lao Zhuang hurriedly hugged his male classmate and said, "Father, save me. My phone cannot be confiscated. At least wait until I finish smoking Ali!"
Male classmate:..........
Okay, okay, I thought you would repent.
Unexpectedly, you are still thinking of Ali now.
The male classmate was silent for a moment and said, "You wish for your own good and leave."
Lao Zhuang: ε=ε=(っ*´□`)っ
In the end, Lao Zhuang could only ask his male classmates to help him back to class.
inside the classroom
When the female teacher saw the two people coming back, she put down her textbook and joked: "You were finally fished out."
Lao Zhuang showed a cute expression: "Teacher, I'm really sorry. I had a bad stomach yesterday."
"Have a bad stomach?"
"Yeah."
"Then you are really good at holding back three classes." The female teacher looked at Lao Zhuang with a playful expression.
Lao Zhuang:? ? ?
Good guy, how did the teacher know that he was holding back three classes?
"Okay, everyone, come in." The female teacher said softly.
Lao Zhuang almost cried with joy: "Okay, teacher."
The male classmate helped Lao Zhuang into the classroom. When the classmates saw Lao Zhuang like this, they all gave him a thumbs up.
This is a ruthless person. He has to hold back three classes for Ali!
Lao Zhuang returned to his seat and sat down.
When the female teacher saw that both of them had returned to their seats, she was not in the mood to continue talking, so she said, "Let's study on our own. Anyway, we've finished talking. If you don't understand anything, come up and ask."
"Teacher, can you also react with elements?" a bold male student asked.
"?"
A question mark appeared on the female teacher's head, and she looked at the male classmate in confusion.
In the distance, Lao Zhuang reminded: "Teacher, he is talking about the original."
The female teacher understood something immediately after hearing this. She looked at the male classmate and asked: "The clouds are like clothes and flowers are like faces, and the spring breeze is blowing the threshold and the dew is thick. How do you explain these two sentences?"
"Explain it and I'll give you a monthly card."
Lao Zhuang:? ? ?
classmates:? ? ?
"Teacher, I know it!" Lao Zhuang hurriedly raised his hand and recommended himself.
The female teacher looked over with a kind face, "Are you sure?"
"Cough cough cough...."
Lao Zhuang coughed a few times and said, "I forgot."
"Pfft~"
All the students laughed out loud when they heard what Lao and Zhuang said. Who is the most valuable person in the class? It is Lao and Zhuang.
The classmate was silent for a moment and then began to answer.
The female teacher listened to the male classmate's answer, and the more she listened, the calm expression on her face began to show surprise.
Unexpectedly, the guy with the worst Chinese skills in the class actually answered. It seems that the game is not just about relaxation.
"Okay, come find me after class."
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pS: I don’t believe you haven’t done this. ଘ(੭•͈⚇•͈)੭
