Young Master Liu looked at his old man's excited expression in astonishment: "Old man, didn't this young master just casually talk about how Chengfeng should get married and start a business?
Are you so excited that you look like this? I don’t know if people see you like this and think that you are a dead tree and spring has come again! "
Liu Zhi'an glanced at Young Master Liu's troubled face, hummed and raised his legs, put the roast duck leg into his mouth and tasted it slowly.
"You have the fucking nerve to say that I and your mother have watched Chengfeng grow up these years, but you didn't mention a word about letting him get married and start a business.
I thought you had forgotten all about your son’s marriage!
You bastard is not in a hurry to hold a grandson, but I am still in a hurry to hold a great-grandson!
Now you suddenly take the initiative to mention to me the important matter of the marriage of Chengfeng's child. How can I not be excited when I see that I and your mother are expected to have a grandson in my lifetime? "
Looking at Liu Zhi'an's verbal attack on him, Young Master Liu looked extremely helpless. He didn't want his children to get married one day early, and it was also for their health.
Being exposed to sex between men and women when they are teenagers is not necessarily a good thing for their bodies.
Wasn't he the most vivid example back then?
Liu Zhi'an threw the clean duck legs into the wastebasket, picked up the tea and looked at Young Master Liu who was tearing apart the duck meat and chewing it slowly: "Why are you so stunned?
Regarding Chengfeng's child's marriage, what are your thoughts? You should tell me in detail!
I've changed the topic and left it here without further explanation. Fortunately, I'm your father. If it were someone else, I'd have punched you in the face.
It has a beginning but no tail, what the hell. "
Young Master Liu came to his senses after being scolded, picked up the tissue paper on the side and wiped the grease on his hands.
"Old man, what do you think about letting Chengfeng marry a girl from a foreign race?"
Liu Zhi'an looked stunned, his brows frowned subconsciously, and he was speechless for a long time.
Seeing Liu Dashu's situation, he thought Liu Zhi'an was dissatisfied!
"What's wrong? Are you not willing to let Chengfeng marry a foreign girl?"
"That's not the case, I have nothing against you, I'm just a little curious. Why should Chengfeng marry a foreign woman if there are so many dignitaries and ladies from wealthy families in the capital?
Is there anything special about this girl's identity? "
Liu Mingzhi gave a thumbs up: "Old man, you are like this, and you can get to the point in one sentence.
To be honest, the identity of the girl I am talking about is quite special. Not only is she about the same age as our family Chengfeng, she is also a good match in terms of status. "
"Oh? What's your identity?"
"Elizabeth Serena, the little empress of Tsarist Russia, is said to be fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged. Compared with Yun'er and her sisters, she can be said to be on par with her in looks.
She can be called a beauty in the world, which is more than enough to match our boy Chengfeng.
The only drawback is that she is a foreign woman in our eyes. "
After Liu Zhi'an listened to Young Master Liu's words, he stared at Young Master Liu with strange eyes, which directly made Liu Mingzhi feel pierced in his heart.
"No, old man, why are you looking at me like this? If you have anything to say, just say no?"
When you look at me like this, I suddenly feel unsure of myself! "
Liu Zhi'an picked up the tea and tasted it briefly, then looked at Mr. Liu with a half-smile but not a smile: "Tsk, tsk, this kind of beauty trap is common for me, but the number of times I have seen this kind of beauty trap is very rare.
First, you, Wanyan, and Yunyao used a beauty trick, and now it’s Chengfeng’s turn.
It’s true that a son has inherited his father’s legacy!
But, are you so sure that this boy Chengfeng will capture the heart of that little empress of Tsarist Russia, Ili... Ili or whatever? "
"Elizabeth Serena."
"No matter what her name is, if Chengfeng can successfully capture this girl's heart, she will have to call me grandpa in the future."
"Uh! You're thinking too well, you haven't even figured out your horoscope yet!"
"It's not necessarily impossible to succeed. As the saying goes, a good girl is afraid of stalking a man. As long as you teach the child Chengfeng all the methods you used to pursue girls like Yun'er, are you still afraid that you won't be able to succeed?
Regardless of whether it is a romantic method or a dirty method, as long as it can succeed, it is a good method.
As for whether you are afraid of embarrassment or not, you don't have to worry about it. If you are afraid of embarrassment, just marry a piece of shit and live your whole life hugging your own pillow. "
Liu Mingzhi looked at Liu Zhi'an who was talking eloquently with a dark look: "Old man, what do you think? To be honest, this is about courtesy first and then fighting. The young master of the military base has prepared everything.
But this gift! I really don’t have any better ideas for now!
The main reason is that I really don't know if this young man Chengfeng has the ability to please a girl. "
Liu Zhi'an waved his hand nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter if he has it or not, just teach him what he needs to do. The rest is up to him."
"Old man, what do you have in mind?"
"Administering medicine directly... hmm... it seems a little inappropriate."
Liu Zhi'an looked at the twitching corners of Young Master Liu's mouth, smiled and frowned.
"The fastest way to win a girl's heart is to save a beautiful girl with a hero. No matter if she is a big girl or a little girl, if you meet a good-looking man who saves a beautiful girl with a hero, she will definitely fall in love secretly with you.
Even if we can't get it right in one step, it will only be a matter of time.
Didn’t Tsarist Russia return in defeat a few years ago after the dragon lost a hundred thousand soldiers and horses?
As a result, this little queen of Tsarist Russia will definitely receive some criticism in the hearts of the people or the hearts of princes and ministers.
You can definitely arrange for people to make a fuss about this, but the prerequisite is that you can’t tell this guy Chengfeng to know about it.
The people of Tsarist Russia or the princes and ministers were dissatisfied with the political achievements of the little queen, so they acted treacherously and assassinated her. They happened to go on a mission to Tsarist Russia, and like a hero sent by God, they rescued the little queen in time.
In this case, are you still afraid that Chengfeng will not be able to take down the little empress of Tsarist Russia in one fell swoop?
Makes sense, right? "
"Uh! That makes sense."
"Furthermore, didn't you tell me before that the reason why the little empress of Tsarist Russia dispatched troops and horses to enter my dragon was because of gold, silver, jewelry and expensive jewelry that was not useful.
Isn't this another breakthrough?
Our family lacks everything except gold, silver, jewelry and expensive jewelry. First, we will bring her a few boxes as a meeting gift.
Before going on an mission, he summoned skilled craftsmen to forcefully teach Chengfeng some skills about gold and silver jewelry into his mind.
Hey, here comes the topic of dealing with the little queen.
Women, it’s true that some women like rights, but just because they like rights doesn’t mean that they don’t like jewelry, rouge and gouache, things that all women like.
What are the prerequisites for feelings between men and women?
Naturally, they have to be able to see each other so that there is the possibility of love affairs.
In this way, Chengfeng, as the envoy of the Great Dragon Kingdom, can get along well with the little queen for various reasons. In addition, with the little queen's favorite jewelry, rouge and gouache as an excuse, there will be more opportunities to get along with each other. .
As long as Chengfeng has a little ability to please girls, getting along day and night, and falling in love over time is nothing at all.
Makes sense, right? "
"Well, that makes sense."
"Before going on the mission, just put this boy Chengfeng into Tianxiang Tower for ten days and a half, and have a good discussion with the girls in Tianxiang Tower and those who have similar interests.
I wonder if there is any place in the world where more sweet words and thoughtful love words are spoken than in a brothel?
Where better than a brothel to practice a man's ability to please a girl?
Makes sense, right? "
"Well, what you said is rude but not rude. It's reasonable."
Liu Zhi'an picked up the tea, slurred it in his mouth for a while, and then swallowed it.
"Of course, these are all good ideas."
Young Master Liu nodded thoughtfully, picked up the tea and tasted it.
"What's the next step?"
"Of course, just give her the medicine directly. No matter what, let her sleep with her mother first.
If the medicine doesn't work once, do it twice. If it doesn't work twice, do it three times. If the medicine is given too many times, you'll fall asleep.
The little queen may fall out at worst, but our Chengfeng family is not afraid of falling out, just pick up your pants and run away. Anyway, you, the father, have already deployed troops and horses on the border and are ready to use them.
The worst case scenario is to be polite first and then fight! What a big deal!
In short, as long as it’s not our Chengfeng that suffers, we can do whatever we want with other things.
Maybe Chengfeng is so strong and powerful that he could sleep with you and give birth to a grandson?
If your grandson inherits the throne of Tsarist Russia, won’t the road ahead be easy?
In a word, the best advice is always the best medicine. Between boys and girls, there is nothing that a pack of medicine cannot fix.
If so, get two packs! "
"puff!"
