Liu Mingzhi looked a little embarrassed by Li Buyi's excited and weird eyes. He hurriedly raised his hand and snatched the "Secret History of Jiaofangsi" from Li Buyi's hand and pressed it under the teapot.
"Uh-huh - what, old god, if you don't travel around the world to save the world and save the people, why are you here in the capital?"
Li Buyi looked at his empty hands and was stunned for a moment, then he bent down and reached out to grab the book that Liu Mingzhi had placed under the teapot: "What are you doing? I haven't finished reading it yet!"
Since you read it first and then buy it, you have to let Pindao taste it carefully to see if this book is worth the price! "
Young Master Liu directly used a folding fan to stop Li Buyi's hand above the bookstall: "Old immortal, these are just worldly books for ordinary people. If you, a Taoist master from outside the country, read these books, wouldn't it stain your eyes and mess up your eyes?" own practice.
When I close the stall later, I will find you some Taoist classics and take them away with you. "
Li Buyi looked at Young Master Liu with a flawless expression, and started to mess around like a shrew.
"What do you mean? What happened to the Taoists? Are the Taoists not human beings?
The visitor is a guest, others can see it, why can't I see it?
We Taoists are different from those bald donkeys who talk about fake compassion all day long. We also have to come to the mortal world to experience our character regularly, okay?
Quickly, quickly, return the book to Pindao, and let Pindao taste it carefully.
Maybe Pindao can give you some pointers to help you improve your writing skills to a higher level! "
After Li Buyi finished speaking, he cleverly avoided Mr. Liu's folding fan with a slight flip of his hand, and reached out to pick up the book under the teapot.
Liu Mingzhi looked panicked and hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him. He didn't expect that Li Buyi was just making a feint. He skipped the "Secret History of the Jiaofang Secretary" and directly copied the "Oiran Treasure Book" beside him. He held it in his hand and immediately opened it and scanned it. got up.
Looking at the romantic words written in square fonts on the page, Li Buyi's sharp eyes gradually narrowed, and he chuckled while pinching his gray beard.
"Wonderful, wonderful, really wonderful!"
Mr. Liu hurriedly walked out of the stall and snatched the books from Li Buyi's hand: "Old magician, you are too unscrupulous. As a highly qualified person, you openly robbed books in broad daylight. Are you still shameless?"
Li Buyi seemed to have eyes on his back. His eyes never left the book, but he could always cleverly avoid Liu Mingzhi's behavior of grabbing the book: "How shameless! Compared to you who write books, Pindao is so serious. The founder of the Sanqing Dynasty lives in his home.
Be a good boy, he will be blessed with endless life and blessings.
It would be great if it could be paired with Erotica...hmm...with illustrations. By then it would definitely be popular all over the country, and it would be priceless but not marketable. "
Mr. Liu, who was snatching the books, was stunned for a moment. He subconsciously raised his hand and rubbed the stubble on his chin, his eyes flashing and he muttered softly.
"Yes, why didn't this young master think of it?
No wonder I always feel like something is almost missing. It turns out that the problem lies here. "
The muttering young master Liu picked up the purple clay teapot and drank tea, while he began to think about what kind of illustrations should be included in the book, and no longer cared about Li Buyi's behavior of reading the book without paying.
I don't know how long it took, but Mr. Liu, who was deep in thought, was awakened by a roar and almost threw the purple clay pot in his hand.
Before Young Master Liu could realize what was happening, Li Buyi, who had scarlet eyes, grabbed him by the skirt and lifted him up.
"What about the continuation? Where is the next chapter?"
"What...what continuation?"
"It's a continuation of "Oiran Treasure Book", why is there only half of the article? What about the content after Prince Wang enters the Qingqiu Pavilion night party and the content after Oiran Su Yingying? What about the content after that?"
"No...it hasn't been printed!"
“Liu, you’re half-written, aren’t you afraid of your asshole?
Can you do some personnel work? Is there anyone like you? Is there anyone like you? "
"me--"
Looking at Li Buyi's ferocious expression, Liu Mingzhi suddenly felt a little embarrassed. Why did he seem to have committed a heinous crime?
Gradually coming back to his senses, Mr. Liu slapped Li Buyi's palm away: "Do you care how I want to write it? Did I let you read it?
Did I force you to watch it?
You took it away yourself and insisted on watching it. What does it have to do with me if there is no follow-up? "
After Master Liu finished speaking, he looked at Li Buyi who looked miserable. He took the books again and threw them on the bookstall. He lazily turned around and lay down on the recliner to enjoy.
"If you want to buy a book, pay the money. If you don't want to buy it, don't disturb this young master's business. I earn dozens of taels of silver every moment. Can you afford the delay?"
"Pindao... Pindao... Pindao, can't you just buy it? Which ones have been written?"
"I haven't finished writing it yet. I'll talk about the follow-up content when I have time."
"You-can't you do some personnel work?"
"I'm happy to! Buy it or not.
Anyway, I don’t have to worry about selling my good stuff! "
"Buy it, isn't it okay for me to just buy it?"
"Pick your own!"
Li Buyi looked around at the passers-by, and secretly squatted in front of the bookstall to look at which books were thicker. Finally, Li Buyi picked out four thicker books and secretly handed them to Young Master Liu.
"Pindao wants these four books."
"My sincere favor to you, two hundred taels of silver, silver ingots, banknotes, gold ingots are all fine. I won't refuse you."
Li Buyi, who was about to take out the money, froze: "What? Two hundred taels for four broken books? Why don't you grab it?"
"What the old immortal said is that robbing books can make money faster than selling books, and it's also safe and without danger."
"But this is too expensive. The annual salary of a fifth-grade official is only 800 taels!"
"No money?"
"Ah! I don't... I have money, I have money! I just don't have this much, two hundred taels! How can a poor outsider get so much money?"
"If you don't have money, put down the book and do whatever you like. Don't delay my business!"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Lord Amitabha, you are so awesome. We had some kind of friendship before, right?"
"Business is business, and favors are favors. Anyone who comes to buy books talks about favors. Are my family going to drink the northwest wind? Do you want to buy it? If you don't want to buy it, put the book down."
"How about... How about creating a good relationship with Pindao? I see Mr. Liu that you are a good person who loves charity, so how about donating a few books to Pindao to form a good relationship?"
Young Master Liu shook his fan and looked at Li Buyi's smiling old face with one eye open: "A few books don't matter? Otherwise, I will give them all to you!"
Li Buyi's eyes lit up, he rubbed his hands and looked at Young Master Liu cheerfully: "This...how is this so embarrassing! Mr. Liu, are you kidding me?"
“It’s the old god, you joked first, okay?
Why don’t you grab a few copies of alms? Why don't you go grab it on the street? "
Li Buyi still didn't understand the ridicule in Mr. Liu's words. He looked at the four books in his hand with a painful expression, and then took out an ingot of five taels of silver from his arms and looked at it.
"Master Liu, how can I get the old Taoist to take the book away?"
"It's simple, just clear the money and goods!"
"No money! You're too shady to say two hundred taels more. Believe it or not, Pindao will go to the Municipal Affairs Bureau under the Ministry of Household Affairs to report you for price gouging!"
Liu Mingzhi pointed lazily in the direction of the palace gate: "Go straight two streets and turn left. The third government office is the city office.
Oh, by the way, the current boss’s surname is Zheng, just don’t get it wrong! "
"I...don't I have any other option but to pay?"
"How about you help me make a divination? After the divination, all the books on the bookstall will be picked out by you, the old god, and you will take them away without taking a penny!"
Li Buyi's face darkened with embarrassment, and he looked at the smiling Young Master Liu with suspicion, stroking his gray beard and pondering for a while.
"Why does Pindao think Mr. Liu is deliberately waiting for Pindao to sell books here?"
With a snap, Young Master Liu closed the folding fan, holding the purple clay pot and shaking his head with a chuckle: "Where did the old immortal talk about this? The world is so big, how do I know where the old immortal is?
Meeting each other today is just a coincidence.
If you want money or not, or treasures or treasures, what else would you do besides fortune-telling?
I can't sell you to a brothel as a rabbit master to pay off my debt, right? If the old god's appearance were to be sold, he would be ruining others' business. "
Li Buyi reluctantly looked at the book in his hand, pinched his beard and thought for a long time.
"Yes! Mr. Liu, what do you want to do?"
The smile on Young Master Liu's face became even stronger. He looked around and leaned forward to Li Buyi.
"Can you help me make a divination to calculate the fate of the country?"
