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Chapter 430: What is a eunuch?
"General Vaulting Horse. %∷eight%∷eight%∷read%∷book, .≮.※o" Young Master Liu's proud voice came from the room.
"Haha... You are asking for your own death. You jumped your horse in my driveway and pushed your car... Hey, where is my car?"
Song Qing's surprised voice came out, with a hint of confusion.
"Your car has been eaten by me a long time ago, otherwise how could I dare to jump here, General." Young Master Liu's triumphant and joking voice came out.
"It's impossible. My car has been sitting there. How come I don't know when you ate."
"It's your own negligence. Who's to blame? You're so careless about your head and not your buttocks. I won't kill you even though you're a little kid."
Song Qing scratched his head in embarrassment. Could it be that he attacked too hard and neglected the defense at the rear?
"I don't have a car. Brother, I still have a cannon. I can also eat your horse. If I move... Why is my cannon missing?"
"Have you eaten?"
"You fart, Liu Mingzhi. Just because I'm a novice doesn't mean I'm stupid. I made a cannon in my last move. How could your vaulting general eat my cannon? Okay, you can steal my chess pieces."
Young Master Liu curled his lips and stroked the chess pieces together on the chessboard: "I won't let you play. If you can't play, you'll say I stole the chess pieces. Your chess skills are really bad."
Song Qing grabbed the jade chess piece in his hand angrily and glared angrily: "My chess quality is poor, but you really know how to beat me up. You used a thousand-mile horse to eat my face. What did I say? You used a series of cannons to hit my horse. What did I say? ? What did I say when you used your car to turn corners and steal my generals? Your car is a sports car that can drift and turn. Why are you so unreasonable? A bad chess player said that my chess quality is poor and you are not qualified."
Young Master Liu clicked his ears disdainfully: "You have a loud voice, are you justified? This chess was invented by me. You can play chess as I say. If you are capable, you can also invent a chess piece. → Eight → Eight → Read → book, .↓.o≥”
"You. Are you awesome?"
"Ang, that's not good."
Song Qing put the chessboard on the table beside him: "Tell me, what should we do? This is empty. We haven't given any news for five days. If this continues, when will we be able to complete the mission? They We can afford to wait, but we can’t afford to wait.”
Young Master Liu rubbed the beard on his chin: "We must not be holding back anything good if this girl is hanging like this. Maybe she is planning some conspiracy. Have you noticed? There have been a lot of Turks in the post house recently. He doesn't look like a Hu businessman at all, but looks like someone from the military, there must be something fishy in this."
Song Qing looked outside cautiously: "Not only were there Turks, there were also a large number of war horses passing by, a rough estimate of more than 8,000. Otherwise, there would be no such chaotic sound of horse hooves. Do you think it could be... What other shameful deeds did the Turks do with the Jin Kingdom?"
Young Master Liu clapped his hands: "You're right, some scattered businessmen in the West Courtyard have been cleared out in the past few days, and a large number of barbarians have moved in. People from the Jin Kingdom run to the West Courtyard from time to time. They must be plotting something. , we have to find a way to investigate."
"How to investigate? Our every move is being monitored by spies from the Kingdom of Jin."
"Hey, you said that you can't even find out any information about the commander of your dignified bodyguards. His Majesty is tired of raising such a loser like you."
"Fuck, you think I don't want to. Isn't there a master of the same class as me in the wine shop outside watching me? It's not easy to avoid his eyes and ears."
"We can't wait like this, otherwise we will be in a passive situation. I will go for a walk in other courtyards. Maybe I can find out some information. You know what these businessmen have good noses. You and I will change our clothes. Wear regular clothes and find some reliable guards to split up."
"Okay, that's all. The spies from the Kingdom of Jin can't stop us from wandering around and having fun. By the way, when you go to see your 'junior brother' in another courtyard, don't forget to mention the little pony. Big brother is counting on you."
Song Qing put his hands together pitifully and looked at Young Master Liu pleadingly.
"Stay away from me. You can do it by giving aphrodisiac to a horse. The key point is that the horse owner saw it. Do you think you are still a human?"
Song Qing rubbed his hands hesitantly: "This is not just a match made in heaven between two horses, a male and a female. If we don't have a vigorous love, wouldn't we be living up to God's blessing? In fact, it's not just horses, as the saying goes We are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away, and something can actually happen between people."
Song Qing raised his eyes and looked at Young Master Liu ambiguously, with an inexplicable meaning shining in his eyes.
"Hey, crazy."
"What the elder brother said is true. That junior brother of yours is not simple."
"What's not simple? Isn't it a woman? I know." Young Master Liu stretched his body and said hummingly.
Song Qing was startled: "You know? How did you know?"
Young Master Liu looked at Song Qing as if he were looking at a sand sculpture: "She didn't use disguise powder. Which big man has such a pink face? She speaks in a shrill voice and occasionally twirls her orchid fingers. How can she be so girly? Maybe it’s a man, which man do you think looks like this?”
"Yes, there are many men like you mentioned!"
"Just be nonchalant. Where can I find it?"
"In the palace, there are eunuchs everywhere who hold orchid fingers, speak in a shrill voice, and have tender faces."
"Aren't you being arrogant? Are eunuchs considered men?"
"Aren't eunuchs considered men?"
"Is a eunuch considered a man?"
"Doesn't it count?"
"How can a eunuch be considered a man?"
"Eunuchs don't have a woman's penis! Of course it's a man!"
"The eunuch doesn't have a man's sparrow yet, is he a man?"
"this........"
Young Master Liu waved his hand helplessly: "Forget it, don't sit here and argue pointlessly, talking about other people's shortcomings and hurting the eunuch. It's more important to find out the information, so we can split up."
"Okay, don't forget what I just said, what a bloody horse."
"You're crazy. If you like horses and live with them all your life, why would you want a wife?"
Young Master Liu put on a northern service robe in his room, walked out of the room, and wandered along the corridor.
Stop and go along the way, stop and listen for a while when you hear voices in the room, or take a look when you pass by.
However, less than half an hour later, Young Master Liu turned back listlessly in the corridor with his head drooped.
"Your uncle, didn't you agree that the whole world speaks Han dialect? What on earth are those squawking Turkic dialects, the sputtering Western dialects, and the crackling Jinguo dialects? How can I understand this young master? ?”
The only rooms where people could understand speech were the three wing rooms, but all they heard were useless things.
Therefore, Young Master Liu died before he was born, and no useful information was found.
When passing by the South Courtyard, Mr. Liu subconsciously glanced at the many wing rooms. Hu Jun had said that he settled in the South Courtyard. How come he hadn't seen it for a long time?
After walking and stopping all the way, looking around, Mr. Liu finally saw Hu Jun in a luxurious wing.
Hu Jun was sitting on his knees in front of a bamboo table. The incense burner next to him was burning the soothing sandalwood. He was meticulously looking through a book and writing something on the paper from time to time.
"Junior brother, you are really hardworking!" 11