An Gouer was driving a carriage outside. Inside the carriage, Liu Mingzhi, his master and his servant, were as listless as if they were mourning their heirs.
"Ying'er, Liu Song, you two should have a word and give the young master an idea. What should we do with the master and the servant in the carriage behind? The young master can't really take them home. That's not a good idea. Oh my God!"
"Humph, who did you blame for causing the romantic debt? Now you think of us. Why didn't you think of us when the romantic was happy last night?"
"Ying'er, the young master is drunk and doesn't know anything. Why did he take a concubine in a daze? It's not like you don't know that I just went to see my uncle. What can I do if he avoids me? This matter is all He caused it. Just let me go yesterday. He insisted on dragging me to drink some celebratory wine. It’s okay now. It doesn’t matter if he drinks like a fourth brother. If he drinks like a little lady, I’m wronged too, young master. Ah, I have no recollection of what happened yesterday. I have to ask my uncle to deal with it. He doesn’t even have the face to see me now, what can I do?”
"Young Master, heaven and earth have already worshiped. Although I didn't enter the bridal chamber, many people saw it last night. Although you don't need a matchmaker to marry me to take a concubine, the three rites have been completed. The young lady is a member of your Liu family. Just accept it. Come on, besides, the young lady turns out to be a pure husband, the daughter of an innocent family, and has an upright appearance and a slim and round figure. Her appearance is not much worse than that of the young lady. She is not marrying an equal wife, but just taking her as a concubine. It doesn’t count as insulting the Liu family’s family tradition. You should find a time to confess to the young lady as soon as possible.”
"Be honest, be honest with your uncle, the young lady is pregnant now. If the stimulation affects the fetus in the belly, the young master will regret it and hang himself to death. The key thing is that the young master is wronged by me. You can testify, right? Last night, I didn't even touch a hair on her head. Young Master, I am innocent. I am clearer than water and as white as soft tofu. Let me tell you what caused me to do this and what heinous things I did. The same mortal sin."
"Then what should we do? Yesterday, many dignitaries were watching. The Minister of the Ministry of War presided over your worship hall. Although not everyone is well-known, he is still famous. You can't divorce the young lady, right? .”
Liu Mingzhi's eyes lit up: "What a good idea. Write a divorce letter and divorce her. The young master has never touched her. She is still an innocent girl. It will not be difficult to get married in the future. Just do it like this. Prepare pen, ink, paper and inkstone, young master. I want to write a letter of divorce."
Liu Song and Ying'er stayed motionless, looking at their young master speechlessly.
"What are you doing standing there, studying ink?"
Liu Song looked at Liu Mingzhi helplessly: "Master, according to the laws of Dalong, a woman cannot carry her husband to steal from a man, have no son, disrespect her elders, or dishonor the family tradition. She cannot divorce her husband without reason."
Liu Mingzhi was stunned: "What do you mean? Can't we just get divorced?"
"As long as the young lady doesn't steal men behind your back, fail to have children, disrespect the master and his wife, or do things that disgrace the Liu family, young master, you can't divorce the young lady without any reason."
"And this is such a broken rule."
"If the young master doesn't have sex with her for three years, won't she be able to get pregnant? Can he divorce her?"
"This... Xiaosong doesn't know."
"Even if it works, it won't work. The young master can't hide it for three years."
"Huh, who's to blame?" Ying'er sulked in resentment and puffed up her small chest: "Don't you have any at home? Did you not let me do anything you wanted to do? Did you tell me anything? I asked you to spend three hundred taels. Did you use the money to redeem yourself? I gave you the opportunity but it didn’t work. You went to drink flower wine and cause trouble. You are worse than a beast."
Liu Song smiled awkwardly: "Master Xiao Song seems to have left something in the bag on Feng Xing's back. I'll go look for it."
After saying that, he got out of the carriage and jumped out, leaving the master and servant alone in the carriage.
"Ying'er, don't say that. Master, I also got into trouble after drinking. This was not my intention."
Ying'er moved directly in front of the young master: "Ying'er can't compare to that little goblin in Tianxiang Tower."
"Comparable to anything."
"Then you still watch?"
"What's the meaning?"
"What do you mean? You touched what should be touched, and you touched what should be changed. What do you mean?"
"It's not Ying'er, don't..."
An Gouer waved the riding whip gently in his hand, and listened to the rustling sound in the car. He took out two paper balls and stuffed them into his ears: "Master Liu Yi is right, it's not suitable for young children."
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"My minister, Xia Gongming, has something to report."
Li Zheng looked at Xia Gongming, the imperial censor, in astonishment: "Xia Aiqing, what do you want to report?"
"Reporting to Your Majesty, I am impeaching Song Yu, the Minister of War. Song Qing and his son, the commander of the royal guard, violated the royal law, ignored the laws and regulations, and forcibly robbed civilian girls to come to the church to get married. The specific details are in the memorial. Please take a look at it."
Xia Gongming's words caused a commotion in the court, and everyone looked at Song Yu, the Minister of War, who was in the second position, with ridicule. This was a big deal. The Minister of War raped a civilian girl. This news was really explosive.
Song Yu's old face turned red: "Xia Heilian, please don't slander me. I am an upright man. Since I became a good friend of Qin and Jin Dynasty with my wife, I have not even taken a concubine into the same room. How could I possibly do such a thing as robbing a common girl?" "
"Mr. Song, I am the imperial censor, and I have the right to report rumors. You know whether you have done these things or not. The events of last night have already been spread in the capital. Song Yu, the Minister of War, and his son are both together. I was discovered by the patrolling warriors when I went to Tianxiang Tower, what else do you have to say?"
"Oh, father and son are going together. Master Song turns out to like this tune."
"It's true that people should not be judged by their appearance. I think that one dragon and two phoenix are already quite powerful. Lord Song is worthy of being the Minister of the Ministry of War. He only plays tricks. He is a father-son soldier. I admire him very much."
"Fart, Xia Heilian, don't bite anyone in a hurry. I have never raped a civilian girl."
Xia Gongming looked at Song Yu calmly: "That is Song Qing, the commander of the imperial guards."
Before Song Yu could say anything, Wu Guogong Wan Buhai stood up and said, "Old man Xia, you are such a slanderer. What kind of status is my grandson-in-law? How could you rape a daughter of the people? Your grandma, you are slandering me. Sleep with your mother."
Xia Gongming's beard trembled with anger: "Old man Wu, it's an insult to his gentleness, it's his mother's fault."
Duke Wu spat on the ground: "Hey, I'm a rude fellow for sleeping with your mother."
"A martial artist is as vulgar as his mother."
"I am ashamed that you and other reckless men are serving as officials in the same court. They are like their own mothers."
"A bunch of stinky old men sleeping with your mother."
"You are a weakling without eggs, but you can talk a lot. If you have the ability to fight with this general, I would like to send my regards to your daughter."
"It's his mother's fault."
"Sleep with your mother."
"xxxxxxxxxxxxx."
"oooooooooo."
A good court meeting turned into a place where civil and military officials were scolding each other. Song Yu held his hands on his abdomen, neither of them helping each other. It was inappropriate to scold anyone. He could scold his own people. He was also a civil official. He could scold the military attache. Duke Wu was doing it for his own family. Son, wouldn’t it be nice to watch the show while standing?
Li Zheng looked helplessly at the courtiers below who were scolding each other and patted Long Ben: "That's enough. You are all respectable people. You are scolding each other in court. How is this different from the ruffians in the city?"
"I am guilty."
"Xia Aiqing, please present the memorial."
Li Zheng flipped through the descriptions in the memorial, and his face became excited. He couldn't help but look at Song Yu with laughter, never expecting that the usually calm and unusual minister could do such a thing after drinking.
He casually threw the memorial on the dragon case: "I spent money to redeem myself. How can it be said that if a man wants to marry a woman, he is robbing a girl? However, Song Aiqing's move is really harmful to the court's face. He will fine him half a year's salary." Be a warning to others.”
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your understanding."
"Retreat from the court."
Outside Xuande Hall, Song Qing looked at the old man in confusion: "Dad, what should I do? How will I explain it to my uncle and younger siblings in the future?"
Song Yu looked at his son blankly: "Why can't I understand what you are talking about?"
"It's about our drinking wine together last night, and about Yun Qingshi!"
"Nonsense, dad was doing official business yesterday, how could he be drinking? Aren't you on duty in the palace? Didn't you wake up?"
"ah?"
"Ah, what, you don't know what you did?"
Song Qing looked at his father hesitantly: "It's not very authentic."
"My dear fellow Taoist, what did you do yesterday?"
"I'm on duty in the palace, but my mother's place is here!"
Song Yu rolled his eyes at his son angrily: "It's what your mother taught you."
"ah?"
"Don't make such a fuss. Your third brother didn't send anything to you when he came to Beijing. I, as an uncle, am very ashamed. I sent you ten or eight bottles of the beating powder for your practice. This is the wish of the elders."
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