"Taohua, we have already sworn an oath, can you put down the kitchen knife?" Liu Laizi asked Liu Taohua.
"no."
"Why not? Didn't you just say that we would put down the kitchen knife after we swore an oath?" As soon as Zhou Lanzi heard Liu Taohua say that she couldn't put down the kitchen knife, she immediately became anxious, because in a few minutes her heart would be When she got home, she couldn't let Liu Taohua hurt her heart with a kitchen knife, so she asked Lu Xiaoxiao.
"I said that I would put down the kitchen knife after you swore, but is that the oath you just swore? If you don't do what you swore, there will be no punishment at all. You just fooled me into thinking I was a fool."
Seeing that his trick was discovered by Liu Taohua, Liu Laizi gritted his teeth and raised his hand again: "I, Liu Laizi, swear to God today that I will definitely marry Liu Taohua home according to the wedding process. If I If I fail to do so, I will be struck by lightning and die a miserable death."
"Wait a minute, add the sentence of severing children and grandchildren." Liu Taohua knew what Liu Laizi cared about. Only by making Liu Laizi swear on the things he cared about could she have any binding force on Liu Laizi.
After hearing Liu Taohua's words, Liu Laizi was so angry that he almost rushed to beat Liu Taohua. However, when he saw the cold-light kitchen knife in Liu Taohua's hand, he suppressed the anger in his heart.
"I, Liu Laizi, swear to God today that I will marry Liu Taohua home according to the wedding procedures. If I fail to do so, I will be struck by lightning and die without a good life, and I will have no children or grandchildren."
After Liu Laizi finished swearing, he looked at Lu Xiaoxiao and said, "I've finished swearing, can you put down the kitchen knife now?"
"Wait a minute, my mother hasn't sworn yet."
After hearing Liu Taohua's words, Zhou Lanzi raised a hand and said: "I, Zhou Lanzi..."
"etc."
"What's the matter? Didn't you make me swear? Why did you ask me to stop again? It's fun to play tricks on others, right?"
"When you swear later, add: If you fail to do it, Liu Jiabao will have no descendants."
"Impossible, I will never take an oath that is harmful to the hearts and minds of my family."
"If I remember correctly, my mother's sweetheart will be coming home soon."
Zhou Lanzi's heart skipped a beat when she heard Liu Taohua's words, and then she had a very bad premonition.
"Mom, are you sure you don't want to swear?" Liu Taohua asked Zhou Lanzi.
"Liu Taohua, you are cruel enough."
"If you are not ruthless enough, your status will be unstable. I learned this from you. It is because you are ruthless enough that dad is so afraid of you."
After hearing what Lu Xiaoxiao said, Zhou Lanzi glared at Liu Taohua, then she raised her hands and said: "I, Zhou Lanzi, swear to God today that I will definitely marry Liu Taohua according to the wedding process. If I fail to do it, If you say so, I will be struck by thunder from the sky, I will not die a good death, and Liu Jiabao will have no descendants."
"Taohua, you can put down the kitchen knife now. Your mother and I have sworn the oath as you asked." Liu Laizi said to Liu Taohua.
"The kitchen knife I'm holding in my hand has been with me for ten years. It can no longer accompany me after I get married, so I plan to have a good relationship with the kitchen knife in the past two days. As long as you don't mess with me, Then of course I won't let the kitchen knife greet you, after all, the kitchen knife is not stained with blood, it has its own pride."
