Under Cao Dan's "stirring", our barbecue meal was actually completely eaten. We didn't finish the five roasted corns, and took the rest away.
When I was going out, Shen Xing was walking in front, and Cao Dan pulled me back and whispered in my ear.
"Brother, please introduce it to me. I like this one."
I looked at Cao Dan as if I was looking for a mental illness, and thought to myself, you are too direct. You were very attentive to me before, calling me "Brother Fan" to be affectionate. How could you be so empathetic so quickly? ?
I chewed my teeth and said, "This is not easy to handle. I am a Taoist priest and it is forbidden to fall in love and start a family."
Cao Dan said: "Hey, where do so many rules come from? When you are a Taoist priest, you have to pass on the family line... To be honest, I have even thought about the name of my child now!"
I said speechlessly: "You are going a little too far. Even a nymphomaniac can't do this. This is the first time we meet. Can you be more reserved?"
Cao Dan said: "Then can you create a chance for us two next time? The three of us go to watch a movie, and then you have diarrhea and go to the toilet in the middle. Is that okay?"
This time, before I said anything, Cao Jun couldn't help it anymore and came up and covered her mouth.
"Don't be embarrassed here. Go back to the house and clean the table for me..." He said and dragged her away.
When I got home, I told Shen Xing what had just happened, and he was speechless. He said that you girls from the Northeast are too tough. Don't you hide it at all? You want to have a baby with me?
I laughed out loud and said that I couldn’t blame others, it was all because you were so prosperous and committed evildoings!
Shen Xing couldn't help but smile bitterly, and shook his head repeatedly, saying that you people are too scary, I have to leave as soon as I finish my work!
I said don't leave in a hurry, we have to watch a movie another day.
Shen Xing said you two go, I won’t go even to death, you are too scary!
I never expected that Cao Dan would be frightened by a guy like Shen Xing who could remain calm no matter what he encountered.
Especially what Cao Dan said, the three of us went to the movies, and I was asked to go to the toilet with diarrhea in the middle. This was so fucking scary. It was obvious that he was going to start in the movie theater!
However, we still took Cao Jun with us at three o'clock in the afternoon and set off for Li Daguo as promised.
There was nothing to say all the way, and any words that were said were just gossip and were ignored.
Based on the experience last time, I let Cao Jun go in first this time, but this time it was a bit surprising. Li Daguo was not sleeping in the house, but was sunbathing in the yard.
His father was sitting idle next to him, holding a handful of grain in his hand and feeding the chickens. There were four or five chickens surrounding him, cooing and eating. The scene was quite warm.
Cao Jun came forward and said hello: "Uncle Li is idle. The great country is not sleeping. How about feeding the chickens?"
In fact, I have always felt that the way Chinese people greet each other is sometimes like this. They clearly look at what the other person is doing but still ask them.
For example, if someone is eating, ask them, "Where are you eating?"
For example, if someone is watching TV, you might ask them, "Where are you watching TV?"
For example, if someone is playing badminton, I would ask them, "How about badminton?"
For example, when someone gets home from get off work, I ask them, "Have you gotten off work?"
But the other person often replies with a smile, "Ah, I'm eating.", "Yes, I'm watching TV.", "Yes, I'm playing badminton.", "Yeah, I'm off work."
These may seem like nonsense, but in fact, 90% of how people get along with each other starts with nonsense.
I remember a philosopher said that most of what people say every day is nonsense.
But this kind of nonsense can actually bring us closer to each other. It is far closer than some formal greetings and greetings, and makes the other party unable to refuse.
Old Li Tou put down the grain in his hand, looked up at us, and said yes.
"Ah, you are here, sit in the room."
So you see, this kind of nonsense greeting actually does not necessarily require an answer, it is just an opening remark.
Remember, everyone, if you don’t know what to say when socializing in the future, just try talking nonsense.
Li Daguo also raised his head and glanced at us. His eyes first passed over Cao Jun and me, and then he stared at Shen Xing and stopped moving.
Then, he jumped up, ran to Shen Xing and knelt down.
"Master, you are my master, right? Master, accept my bow!"
Cao Jun and I were both dumbfounded. This Li Daguo was too direct. Although I said last time that I could help him find a master, I haven't said a word about this matter yet. Besides, you don't know who he is, so just kneel down when he comes up. ?
Shen Xing was also confused, looked at me and said, "Wu Xiaofan, what is going on?"
In fact, I was quite confused, but I still had to explain: "Well... last time we said that if we have a chance in the future, we can help him find a Taoist master, but I didn't mention your name, and I didn't say either. Let him worship you as his teacher."
Cao Jun quickly pulled Li Daguo up and said, "Don't scream for now. The Taoist priest has just arrived here. Let's sit down and drink some water and have a chat. Are you going to scare them?"
Shen Xing took two steps back and said a little speechlessly: "Wu Xiaofan, let me tell you, you are not to blame for what happened to that girl just now, but you need to figure this apprentice out, or I will turn around and run away now. "
As he spoke, he turned around and tried to run away.
I quickly stopped him: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble. You're already here. Where are you running? Go inside first and have a drink of water. I'm not going to force you to accept a disciple. Don't worry, I'm not that kind of person..."
After I talked for a long time, Shen Xing let down his guard and followed us into the house.
As soon as we sat down, Li Daguo came over with tea and handed it to Shen Xing first.
"Master, please drink tea!"
Shen Xing looked at the cup of tea, lucked out, and refused directly: "I don't drink tea!"
Cao Jun quickly took it over and said to Li Daguo: "Please control it first. We have something to talk about and something to do. Don't scare the Taoist priest away."
I quickly changed the subject and asked, "How have you been these past two days? Did you run out again in the middle of the night?"
Li Daguo smiled honestly: "Run, I run three times a week, but I don't even know. My dad told me."
Lao Li snorted and said, "Just pretend. The day before yesterday, someone came into the house of the widow Wang in the next village. At two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, a man sneaked into the bed of the widow. It turned out that the widow Wang was also tough. Photographed with a shovel... Tell me, is that person you?"
Li Daguo said: "Dad, please don't make trouble. I don't have the guts to get under the widow's bed. I'm ashamed to see the older girl taking a bath."
Lao Li glared: "When did you see the big girl taking a bath?!"
Li Daguo shrank his neck: "The short video that Cao Jun sent me a few days ago."
Cao Jun covered his mouth: "Don't make trouble, Da Guo. When did I send you a short video?"
These people talked for a long time without saying a single word of the topic, just making silly jokes for fun.
However, at this time, Shen Xing, who had been looking at Li Daguo from the side and had not spoken for a long time, suddenly spoke.
He stood up, stared at Li Daguo, and asked seriously.
"Li Wu, your life span expired twelve years ago, why do you stay in this world?!"
