I stepped forward and took a look at this elder brother. He was sleeping soundly and soundly. He had a hand on his forehead and looked at him as if he was saluting.
Cao Jun asked: "Uncle Li, has the great country always been like this recently?"
Uncle Li made a long face: "Not only recently, but also in these years, I have to go out at least four times a week, just take a big break!"
It seemed that Uncle Li had a strong opinion on this matter, so I asked, "He goes out at night and comes back to sleep during the day. So he doesn't go to work?"
Uncle Li said: "When I was in the bad class, I suspected that he went out in the middle of the night and did something bad. I asked him countless times, but he was so stubborn that he just said that he didn't know anything."
Cao Jun smiled and said: "Uncle Li, don't be angry. He is an honest man. He can do anything bad. I have been classmates with him since I was a child. How can I not know?"
Uncle Li said: "Being honest doesn't necessarily mean you are a good person. Haven't you watched the news? There is a man who goes out to commit crimes every day in the middle of the night, raping and killing women, killing more than a hundred of them. I am even afraid that he did it!"
Cao Jun said speechlessly: "Uncle Li, how can you say that about your son? You hope he will do better."
Uncle Li said: "I wish he would do well, but he doesn't live up to his expectations. He is like a boring gourd who can't kick a fart with three kicks. Every time I want to ask him, he just keeps telling me that he doesn't know anything." I’ve thought about it now, as long as he doesn’t go out to rape and kill women, even if he goes out to prostitute or gamble secretly, I can accept it.”
Cao Jun didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Uncle Li, that's not possible. Da Guo has been timid since he was a child. He hasn't even had a girlfriend these years."
Uncle Li spread his hands and said, "I'm worried just because he doesn't have a girlfriend. To be honest with you, if he can return to normal, I will have no problem taking him out for prostitution!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the man on the kang twitching his ears, turning over, and then suddenly woke up.
He rolled over and sat up, looked at us, then at Uncle Li, and said with a blank look on his face: "Dad, does what you just said mean anything?"
Uncle Li glared, raised his hand and gave him a big mouth.
"You slept like a dead pig, and you heard me when I said you were going out for prostitution?"
He covered his face and chuckled: "That's not true. I was about to wake up just now, and I just heard you say this. You can't lie to children..."
Uncle Li raised his hand and slapped him again: "You are more than 400 months old and you are still a child. I live next door to Lao Zhao. Your fourth uncle is two years younger than me. He already has his granddaughter in his arms. Are you even a special partner?" No, if you go out for prostitution and you can get me a grandson, I will admit it!"
Cao Jun quickly stopped: "Uncle Li, you can't talk nonsense. Let's talk about the problem of the big country first. I specially invited a gentleman here today. His surname is Wu. He is quite famous in Harbin. I don't want to come and show the big country a good look. See?"
Uncle Li looked at me in confusion and said, "Mr. Wu? Why haven't I heard of him? There seems to be no one named Wu among the famous immortals in Harbin."
This was so direct that Cao Jun was a little embarrassed, but I didn't take it seriously and said with a smile: "Yes, I have no reputation because I am not a professional in this, especially since I recently changed my career to write novels. ”
Uncle Li was confused after hearing this, scratched his head and said: "Ah, I changed my career... Okay, to be honest, I have been looking for people to look at me over the years. Some people said that he was born as a child. He only paid back seven or eight times as a substitute. Some say that he is a pure yin with eight characters and is not a normal person from birth. Others say that he is accompanied by a century-old female ghost who comes to him to merge with him at night. The most outrageous one is that there is a thousand-year-old fox fairy who comes to him in the middle of the night. Just let him learn Taoism. I have been fighting ghosts and catching monsters for these years, and I have tried thirteen tricks, but it is of no use."
From Uncle Li's words, I could tell that he didn't believe this anymore and was unwilling to bother us anymore, so his attitude towards us was lukewarm.
I thought about it and asked him: "In all these years, when he went out every night, you never once followed him?"
Uncle Li slapped his thigh and said, "Why haven't you watched him? Because he always goes out after we fall asleep. I don't know what happened. Our whole family gets sleepy in the middle of the night and can't stand it for a while, so these I only watched him three times this year.”
I asked with great interest: "What were the results of these three times? Uncle Li, can you tell us about it?"
Uncle Li looked at me and said, "The first time was almost ten years ago. Not long after he got this problem, I went all out one night. Whenever I felt sleepy, I pricked myself with a needle. I survived until about one o'clock in the middle of the night, and then I saw this guy dressed neatly and going out."
While Uncle Li was telling the story, Li Daguo was sitting next to him and listening stupidly, as if his father was telling someone else's story.
Should I say it or not, this Li Daguo... is more or less imperfect in his mind.
His name is really in vain, look at how treacherous Li Daguo in Country Love is. He pretends to be a ghost to scare Wang Tianlai, and then pulls Wang Xiangxiu in various ways.
Uncle Li told us that he stayed up until about one o'clock in the middle of the night that day, when he saw Li Daguo going out dressed neatly. He quickly got up and chased after Li Daguo, also following closely behind Li Daguo.
But he didn't dare to follow too closely. Fortunately, this was the countryside, and there were no street lights or anything like that. It was pitch dark, and it was almost impossible to see.
He also took a flashlight, but he didn't dare to make it too bright, so he hid it in his sleeve and barely illuminated the road, stumbling along and following in secret.
Li Daguo seemed to be completely unaware of this, and walked in front of him stupidly, as if something was hooking him. He didn't even look back along the way, and he was walking very fast.
Uncle Li thought to himself that maybe there really was some ghost or fairy seducing his soul.
Just when he thought of this, he came to the entrance of the village. It was dark and windy, and Uncle Li was nervous and couldn't help but get distracted.
In a daze, he looked up again to look for Li Daguo and found that he was missing.
At the same time, he felt dizzy and sleepy. In an instant, he seemed to be surrounded by drowsiness, and he couldn't hold on at all.
Moreover, he felt as if someone pushed him in the darkness, so he stumbled and fell to the ground.
Based on the idea of sleeping wherever he fell, he lay down and did not get up again, lying directly on the ground and fell asleep.
When the rooster crowed the next morning and he suddenly woke up, he found that he had slept all night at the entrance of the village!
When he thought about what he had experienced last night, he felt creepy and frightened. He got up and ran home.
When I got home, I didn't know when Li Daguo had come back. He had taken off his clothes and put them beside the bed, and he was fast asleep.
Uncle Li kicked him angrily. Li Daguo was completely confused. He got up and touched his head. He didn't understand why his father kicked him.
Then Uncle Li asked him, where did he go last night? Why did he disappear after leaving the village entrance?
Li Daguo grinned and said that I didn't go out at night, but I had a dream. I dreamed that an old dog followed me and seemed to bite me. I turned around and kicked the old dog away!
