To be honest, my friends, he was just talking nonsense for a long time, and I almost believed him to be true. But in the end, when he finally revealed the whole Ultraman, I really couldn't hold it back.
So I asked him: "In that case, which Ultraman did she create, Tiga, Taro, Ace, or Leo?"
The guy waved his hand: "Not only what you said, but all Ultraman were created by her. The reason is that the Lighters have been fighting outside and consumed too much energy to return to higher dimensions, so she initially studied UFOs. That is, aircraft. The largest aircraft she researched and manufactured can accommodate 1.6 billion people. Then she began to research Ultraman and created a total of 25,000 Ultraman, each of which contained a trace of her soul. Knowledge, and every Ultraman has a mind. They are all tall and powerful. They can also detoxify the soul and create robots..."
At this time, Wang Xiaoyi covered her forehead again: "Oh, Brother Fan, my brain is so itchy that I can't stand it..."
Upon seeing this, this buddy said: "Your brain is itchy, which means your soul has sensed the call. Listen to me, open the three chakras and seven chakras first, and then collect the soul fragments. You will awaken soon. I will take you with me then." Go to high-dimensional space to join the war!”
I was speechless: "When you talk about joining the war, who are you fighting with?"
He said: "Of course with those demons. Let me tell you the truth, heaven is controlled by demons. I often fight with those gods in heaven, and I have killed several gods. If they can't defeat me, they go to the west to bring reinforcements, but In fact, those Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are also demons and deceivers. We are now alone and need more light-awakened people to join us, because the biggest demon on the other side has entered the reincarnation system and appeared in this world..."
Aunt Tang also started to think about her forehead: "Oh, my brain seems to be a little itchy..."
I was also a little dizzy at this time, but I could bear it, so I asked again: "Who is the Demon Lord you are talking about?"
He said with a serious face: "The Demon King is the ancestor Hongjun. His body is actually a crocodile. His body is as big as three galaxies. The Empress Dowager Cixi was bewitched by him and turned black."
Oh my god, when I heard this, I couldn't help but cover my forehead. It seemed that my brain was not only itchy, but also started to have a headache.
Why is there anything about Empress Dowager Cixi here? ?
When he saw the three of us covering our foreheads, we became more and more excited as we talked. He stopped eating and continued talking nonsense to himself.
"The Empress Dowager Cixi is actually from the demon clan. She was originally a member of the bright family, with a holy and kind nature. However, she was deceived by Hongjun in love and became one of Hongjun's concubines. Later, she was slowly turned into a black man, and her private life was very messy. , entangled with many lizard people, and gave birth to several children, also known as clones. Finally, she fought with Hongjun. After recognizing Hongjun's true face, Cixi surrendered to Nuwa, but her clones were swallowed by Hongjun. Two..."
"Also, the so-called reincarnation system is also fooling you. They have been preventing human beings from awakening. Reincarnation is a huge machine system, and everyone has a number code. The purpose is to erase your memory and keep you in the reincarnation system. If you can't come out and your soul can't return, you will never be able to return to the high-dimensional space. You can only stay in this endless loop and never come out."
"Also, your bodies are made by villains and demons. They use the worst materials, so humans often get sick, and they will die within a short period of time. The purpose of creating their bodies is to trap all living beings. soul."
"Also, the so-called cultivation of Taoism and Buddhism, which allows you to jump out of the three realms, not be in the five elements, and transcend the cycle of life and death, is actually a fool to you. The purpose is to collect your beliefs, because the more pious you believe, the more powerful your soul will be. It belongs to them. In fact, it is impossible for you to transcend, this is just a trap."
"Also, those propaganda about yin and yang gossip and Feng Shui metaphysics and numerology are all fake. Those demons deliberately let you learn it, so that your knowledge can only be limited to the scope they set. There is no way in the world at all. There is no yin-yang gossip or Feng Shui metaphysics and numerology, it’s all nonsense, it’s just to make you pray to the outside world, so as to prevent the return of the soul.”
"Those saints in ancient times were actually the incarnations of the Lord of Light, such as Confucius. She came to educate all living beings. Therefore, only by believing in light can you be liberated. Only by returning to high-dimensional space can you see through the truth of the world. "
"Pangu is actually also a demon clan. Everyone in the world thinks that Pangu opened the world. In fact, he opened the world to seal all living beings. His sky-opening ax actually belongs to the Lord of Light and was snatched away by Pangu."
"Nuwa is also a demon. People in the world think she breathed in to create humans. In fact, she breathed in and sucked away everyone's energy."
"In fact, Nuwa Fuxi, Jiutian Xuannv, and Sakyamuni are all from the snake tribe, Pangu is from the dinosaur tribe, Hongjun Patriarch and Sanqing are from the crocodile tribe, the Queen Mother and Satan are from the lizard tribe, and the Queen Mother of the West and Zhen Yuanzi is from the Tiger Clan, they are all monsters and they all want to harm you."
"You all know Huo Yuanjia. He was actually killed by the clone of ancestor Hongjun, because Huo Yuanjia was also a person of light. And Li Qingzhao, she was an incarnation of the sun, and she was also killed miserably later. , but she is now waiting for her last reincarnation in the absolute universe, and then she can be freed and return to higher dimensions."
"Yue Lao is actually a villain. He is the clone of the snake demon Fuxi. He arranged all the evil fate and bad marriages in the world. But now that the Three Life Stones have been destroyed, we don't need to follow fate in the future. Marriage is for the purpose of imprisonment. We, therefore, will be free to marry in the future and no longer need to have a marriage.”
"So, you must believe in the light and firmly believe that you are the light, so that the soul will return to you. However, you must practice according to the method I said and let the soul return so that you can transcend yourself. The first step is Open the three chakras and seven chakras, and you will never get sick again... Not many people know these things now, so the karma fee for opening the three chakras and seven chakras is also very cheap. It only costs 30,000, and the soul can return. Already..."
This guy kept talking for a long time, and my head was buzzing. I thought to myself, where did such a mental illness come from? After talking for a long time, I still wanted 30,000?
Aunt Tang couldn't bear it any longer, so she got up and walked over, raised her hand and slapped him on the head.
"Return to your grandma's B, get out of here!"
