In the noodle shop, when the weird guy said this, I wanted to hear more, but Aunt Tang had already come out with a bowl of noodles and put it on the table with a clatter.
"The noodles are ready, eat them while they're hot!"
As she spoke, Aunt Tang turned around, blinked at us quickly, and shook her head twice to signal us to stop talking.
Of course I understood what he meant, so I looked at each other and lowered my head to eat noodles.
The guy also lowered his head to eat the noodles. I saw him holding garlic in one hand. He spit a few mouthfuls of noodles, then took a bite of garlic, then spit a few more mouthfuls, and then put two pieces of spicy cabbage in his mouth.
Soon half the bowl of noodles was almost gone, so he slowed down, took two sips of soup from the bowl, and then showed a happy face.
Then, he looked at us, stood up and picked up another plate of spicy cabbage...
I can't stand it. This guy just ate a bowl of noodles and almost killed a head of garlic. He also had two plates of spicy cabbage. It was a bit miserable.
Then after sitting down, this guy lit another cigarette, glanced towards us, and said: "Seeing that you are also a practitioner, let me say a few more words, you are not an immortal body, your The Immortal Family doesn’t have the upper body.”
I was eating noodles honestly. When I heard this sentence, I couldn't help but choked and coughed repeatedly. The noodles in my mouth almost choked out from my nose and eyes.
I picked up the drink and drank it for a few sips before I recovered. Then I took the paper towel Wang Xiaoyi handed me and wiped it before I looked at the guy.
"You...how did you see that?"
What he said is right. My immortal family does rarely get upper body, and only occasionally does it take hold of the orifice, but it disappears quickly and has no effect on me.
He looked at me, smiled evilly, and then took a bite of garlic...
"Hahaha, I told you, I am not a mortal, I have achieved the fruition status. It can even be said that I have transcended the limitations of the fruition status and am already in a high-dimensional space. You are all transparent in front of me... "
As he spoke, he took another sip of noodle soup and took a bite of garlic...
I was quite interested in him, so I asked again: "Then tell me, what's going on with the immortality in me?"
When he saw my question, he put down his chopsticks, raised four fingers, and said to me: "You only have four immortals, but they are all good fate and they protect you."
Four...four?
I thought to myself that this was nonsense. The Wuyang Wuyang people in my Tangying camp had a reinforced company every time they went out to fight. How could there be only four of them?
I asked him again: "Which four are they? Can you see them?"
He said proudly: "The leader is a White Immortal, who has the highest Taoism and has been around for almost six thousand years. Then there are the Hu family, the Huang family, and the Mang family, one for each family."
I asked him again: "Am I not the head of the Hu family? I remember that the Hu family is the most virtuous. Besides, there are more than four in my family, almost four hundred."
His expression was very natural, and he waved his hand and said: "The most important ones are the four, and the rest are juniors. Only the Bai Xian is more powerful, with six thousand years of Taoism, he can almost show people some trivial things, but it is not enough." , it takes at least eight thousand years of Taoism before you can see more, but you are just getting started."
The more this person talks, the more outrageous he becomes. Where in the world can he get so many years of Taoism?
The history of China lasted only about five thousand years, and when it was eight thousand years, it should have been the Stone Age.
Six thousand years ago... it should have been a primitive society, not even the Xia Dynasty.
If an immortal with six thousand years of Taoism can only show people some trivial things, and someone with eight thousand years of Taoism has just started, then there may be no such thing as a horse fairy in the world.
As far as I know, most of the immortal families in the hall now have a Taoism of more than a hundred years, and it is rare to have a thousand years, so isn't it the same as looking at things?
If it is said that it is six thousand or eight thousand years of Taoism, I am afraid that most of the halls do not have such an old immortal at all.
In the end, the six thousand years in his mouth didn't even count as the entrance.
Wang Xiaoyi couldn't stand listening anymore, and said to the side: "From your tone, it seems that you look down on the immortals who have practiced Taoism for six thousand years, but have you only practiced for three years or four?"
He said disdainfully: "If you are cultivating properly, it is normal to become an Arhat Bodhisattva in four years. We have people who have achieved enlightenment in three months, and they can become an Arhat in seven days at the fastest!"
I thought to myself that this is all nonsense. I became an Arhat in seven days. Is this a crash course? ?
After hearing this, I basically understood that this person should also have some psychic ability and can see the immortality in me.
However, the other stuff was all nonsense, especially the one about cultivating an Arhat in seven days. I really couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.
Aunt Tang glared at me from the side and said to the man to smooth things over: "Would you like some more spicy cabbage?"
This guy quickly handed over the plate: "Okay, another plate!"
Aunt Tang stood up angrily to pick up the spicy cabbage. This guy looked at Aunt Tang and said, "Seeing as you are a nice boss, let me give you some advice. You must not be in good health. The chakras in your body are all blocked." , and also, your soul is unstable, and a lot of soul energy is floating outside, which is not good for you, and the soul cannot return."
Aunt Tang came back with spicy cabbage, sat opposite him, looked at him and asked, "What do you think? Do I also have to attend your training class and become an Arhat in seven days?"
This guy seemed unable to hear that Aunt Tang was teasing him, and shook his head and said: "That's not necessary, and you are not good at all. You won't be able to achieve achievement status in seven days. You must first open up the three meridians and seven chakras to let your life energy Circulate.”
Aunt Tang scratched her head and asked, "What are the three chakras and seven chakras? Once they are opened, I can become an Arhat?"
This buddy said: "The human body is a small universe. The three chakras and seven chakras are the energy centers of the human body. They are in charge of different functions and organs of the body. They are equivalent to the planets of the body. If you want to practice in a high-dimensional space, open up the three meridians. The seven rounds are the first step, and then you can collect the fragments of your soul scattered in the universe, so that it is possible to return your soul."
Aunt Tang looked confused when she heard this, and asked again: "Then how do I get through and where do I go?"
This guy said, "I can open up the three chakras and seven chakras."
Aunt Tang asked again: "Is it free to open the three meridians and seven chakras with you?"
This guy said: "There will definitely be a fee. If I had cultivated to the Eighth Ground Bodhisattva before, there would be no need to pay. But I haven't accomplished it yet, so there is karma for people to open up the three chakras and seven chakras. I have to collect one karma." fee."
This time Wang Xiaoyi rushed to ask: "How much is the karma fee?"
This guy raised three fingers: "Not much, just thirty thousand."
The air almost stood still for a few seconds...
Aunt Tang sniffed, looked back at us, and then asked, "How much does it cost to collect soul fragments?"
This guy raised both hands at the same time, and then bent his left thumb.
"Collecting soul fragments is more expensive, 90,000."
This time, the air solidified.
I couldn't help but ask: "Why is it so expensive to collect soul fragments? Isn't that just collecting souls?"
This guy shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, no, ordinary people can't collect soul fragments. In other words, they can't collect them all. Even I can't do it. This requires the help of the Lord of Light."
This time, the three of us asked in unison: "Who is the Lord of Light?"
This guy showed reverence and said word by word: "The Lord of Light is one of the creators of all universes. Apart from the Mother Goddess, she is the biggest leader of the Light. Many saints on the earth are all her clones. If If you don’t understand, I can also tell you that Ultraman was created by her!”
