What Uncle Ma said at that time was actually an agreement to accept Xiao Ma, but with an additional one-year assessment period.
Xiao Ma was also very happy. He didn't kowtow if he was not allowed to do so. He transferred the money directly on the spot. Eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight yuan was received in seconds without any discount!
Uncle Ma smiled so hard that he couldn't see his eyes. After Xiaoma transferred the money, he immediately waved to us.
"Let's go, let's go. Master will take you to have fun today to celebrate the pony's entrance into the Taoist church! I declare that all the purchases tonight will be paid for by Master!"
It was such a good day. The three of us got in the car and went out to find a lamb and scorpion hotpot and had a warm meal.
Ma Yunfeng was going to cook mutton, but Uncle Ma suggested eating lamb scorpion. He said that there are too many fake muttons recently, which are made of duck meat and mutton essence. Some big restaurants also do this, and it is hard to guard against it, so he still eats mutton. Don't worry, Scorpion.
At the very least, you can't make sheep and scorpion out of duck meat.
This is true, and the sheep and scorpion restaurant we went to... I won’t say which one it is, but it tastes really good and has a lot of meat. It’s so refreshing when dipped in chive flowers.
After dinner, Ma Yunfeng, a shameless person, said he wanted to take a big health care, and then asked me to say no. I said, stop talking about these things that affect social harmony. We will all be members of the Taoist sect soon. Be careful that Grandmaster will beat you up. …
Ma Yunfeng was dissatisfied. What did he mean by affecting social harmony? This is obviously conducive to social harmony. You have to know that our current national situation is that there are more men than women, and there is an imbalance of yin and yang, which is prone to problems.
So, this great health care... it helps to regulate yin and yang, make life more complete, make society more harmonious, and make the world more peaceful...
Before he could finish his words, Uncle Ma made a big jump and almost fell to the ground.
Uncle Ma looked upright and awe-inspiring, pointed at Xiao Ma and said: "Well, Ma Yunfeng, don't talk to me about this. Where is your morality, where are your three views, where is your heart for cultivating Taoism, and where is the address of Great Health Care? where?"
I couldn't bear it any longer and said, "Uncle Ma...where is your moral integrity?"
Uncle Ma rolled his eyes: "Ah... I made a mistake. What I meant was, where is the address of Big Healthcare? Let's go report it!"
Ma Yunfeng rubbed the back of his head and leaned over, and said with a smile: "Master, just forget about reporting. People also want to make a living. Otherwise, if you don't go to the big health care, Heishan Street is fine..."
At this moment, I clearly noticed a light flickering in Uncle Ma's eyes, but after a moment he sighed and was pulled aside by Ma Yunfeng.
"Come to the side and pull me over. I said I can't take you in. You are just a devil. I'm warning you. From now on, we men can have your feet massaged, but nothing else. If anyone makes a mistake, Go home and kneel for two hours to smell the incense!”
Oops, hearing Uncle Ma say these words was beyond my expectation. Has this old guy really changed his gender?
Ma Yunfeng also scratched his head and asked with a confused look on his face: "Uncle Ma, aren't you going to slay demons?"
When he asked this, the look on Uncle Ma's face became a little subtle. Seeing this, I quickly smoothed things over and covered Xiao Ma's mouth.
"Don't be silly, just do what you need to do quickly. Whenever Uncle Ma wants to slay demons, we don't have to worry about it..."
Uncle Ma glared at me: "This kid is talking nonsense...cough, cough, cough, are you guys going to take a shower? If not, I'll go home and sleep!"
The three of us spent a long time playing with the shells, and finally found a bath. We washed first, then rinsed, and then steamed them in a pot, which is the same procedure as when we cook sweet potatoes in rural areas.
However, when Uncle Ma Zhang Luo went out to celebrate, he said he paid the bill. In fact, he didn't spend a penny, it was all Xiaoma's expense.
This is normal. The disciple you just accepted must know how to handle it. How can there be any reason for the master to spend money?
But Xiao Ma's treatment is different from mine. When I became a disciple, I was a consumer, and I was responsible for food and housing for two thousand eighty yuan a year.
Moreover, I was too lazy to learn what Uncle Ma taught me. Sometimes he would chase after me to get me to learn, and he would often make me mad to death.
Xiao Ma's eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight... That's purely the apprenticeship fee. No matter whether you have food or housing, what the master teaches depends entirely on your mood.
However, Ma Yunfeng didn't forget to hurt me when he saw my stinky look. He quietly said to me: "Wu Xiaofan, don't be so stinky. Have you forgotten that you drove a taxi for Uncle Ma and made money for him?"
I curled my lips and said, "What's wrong with driving a taxi? I can still make some money by driving a taxi!"
He insulted me again: "What's the use of earning all that money? You're going to marry Quanzhen and you can't marry a wife."
I suddenly said: "Ah, no wonder your kid wants to join Zhengyi. Are you afraid that you won't be able to marry a wife?"
Ma Yunfeng rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, who can do it if you don't let me marry a wife? Who is as heartless as you?"
I retorted: "You are so short-sighted. I have already asked Uncle Ma. You can also marry a wife if you join Quanzhen. People belong to different factions. Besides, I can marry a wife first and then join Quanzhen. Can he still force me to do so?" Can’t I get a divorce?”
Ma Yunfeng gave me a stick: "Good boy, why are you trying to fix this bug..."
The two of us were playing around, and Uncle Ma didn't say anything, just grinning silly and happily beside us.
All in all, Ma Yunfeng's apprenticeship is basically settled.
In the next few days, he came here whenever he had something to do, but he didn't talk about learning anything, he just came over to treat us to dinner, chat with us, and get in touch with us in various ways.
However, once the excitement of becoming a disciple of Ma Yunfeng wore off, I was no longer interested in him. Anyway, I had nothing to do, so I thought about Hang Yuanyuan every day. I didn’t know what was going on with her father, or whether the house was still going well...
But Hang Yuanyuan never believed it. On the contrary, Ma Yunfeng did not approach him in vain, and Uncle Ma actually started to teach him talismans.
I said you two went too far. I, the founder of the mountain, have not yet learned the talismans of the Tianshi Mansion. He has just started learning for a few days, and he is starting to learn it now?
Uncle Ma curled his lips at me and said, "Who told you to stop studying? I told you in the first few years, have you ever talked to me?"
Uh... This is true. It's not Uncle Ma's fault if it's true. It's because I dislike the talismans of the Tianshi Mansion being too complicated, and I've never officially become a master.
But I'm a thin-skinned person, so I'm too embarrassed to pester Uncle Ma to learn. Anyway, I have my own talisman, and I'm not in a hurry to learn the talisman from Tianshi Mansion.
But every day I see the old horse and the little horse being so hot and eager to stick together and teach them how to draw talisman step by step, which makes me angry.
So I told them, I said you two just get along, I can't do it anymore, I'll go on a business trip tomorrow, so that I can save the time at home and watch you two, as if you were an illegitimate child!
Uncle Ma laughed loudly and said, "Look, my surname is Ma, and his surname is Ma. Maybe he is my long-lost son."
Ma Yunfeng rolled his eyes and said that it was possible. Maybe I was Uncle Ma's son. When I was still young, my mother took me to remarry my stepfather. In fact, Uncle Ma is my biological father!
I went up and gave Ma Yunfeng a kick, and I said, can you still have some face? Unfortunately, your surname is Ma. If your surname is anything else, you can change it!
Not to mention the shameless Ma Yunfeng, I really plan to go on a business trip, but I really can't do it these two days, because the novel I wrote will be on the shelves soon.
