Ma Yunfeng was playing the drums and humming at the same time. His singing skills were good, much better than my tone-deaf self. At the same time, Uncle Ma was sitting aside, slowly drinking tea, and at the same time reaching out to knock on the table to beat the beat.
"Hey... the sun is setting in the west, and the sky is getting dark... Every house has its door locked... A gentleman traveling on the road rushes to the inn... Birds fly to the mountains and tigers return to the mountains. Nine of these ten houses have locks, and only one door is left open... I am here Burn incense, play drums, and invite the gods..."
I was listening to it with interest, but then he suddenly stopped and put the drum into my hand.
"Come on, just sing these lines to me again."
"What, you want me to sing? I don't."
I didn't even pick up the drums, so I just stuffed them back into his hands.
He glared at me: "You're such a loser, how can you die if you sing a few lines?"
I bared my teeth and smiled: "I can't die, but I can't open my mouth, and I can't decide which tune to make. It's better for you to do it yourself. We have specialties in our professions, and I won't take away your job."
I refuse to sing even if I live or die, not because I am afraid of embarrassment, but mainly because I am afraid of embarrassing the Xian family. When the Xian family hears it, they will probably be ashamed of me regardless of what this brother Ma sings.
Ma Yunfeng took the drum back speechlessly, rolled his eyes at me, and had to continue singing by himself.
"...This bird has found a home after running to the mountains and forests, and the tiger will return to the mountains in peace. The seven-star glazed tiles are on the top of the head, and the feet are on the eight-edge purple gold bricks. The feet are digging into the earth, and the head is up to the sky. Take long steps and walk in circles, and stand firmly on both feet. Camp site. Place the incense table and invite the gods."
"Old Immortal, I'm going to invite Hu Lai first, and then Huang. Please invite the Long Python Spirit Marten to lead the King of Sorrow. Today, my disciple has a certain matter, all you old Immortals, please listen carefully."
"My disciple, my surname is Ma, and my name is Ma Yunfeng. I am twenty-six years old this year. Just because I was young, I didn't listen to the immortal family's words. I followed my unscrupulous master and became a harmful person."
"Later, thanks to the sweet boy from Wumen Mansion, who persuaded me hard, I changed my mind and started to move forward on the right path."
"Unfortunately, once the Immortal Family in my hall has been wiped out, there are only a few guardians left. Life is peaceful."
"But as a disciple, I have a lot of fate from my childhood immortal roots. If this hall is not established, my heart will not be at peace."
"This disciple has devoted himself to cultivation for several years. He dare not do any bad thing, but he has done seven or eight good things."
"Now that my disciple is willing to stand up, I'm afraid that the old immortal will ignore my younger brother, Ma Xiaoxiangtong, who has done wrong things in the past."
"Here today, I put down the incense and candles and sang to all the old immortals from Mamen Baofu and Wumen Baofu. Please listen to my disciple's voice."
"I beg you to forgive me, disciple. Let's re-erect the entrance to the Mamen Palace, and let's start the road to the sky again."
"I sincerely ask our big newspaper horse, Erlingtong, to communicate with each cliff crossing, and then describe the disciple's words in detail, saying that the disciples of the Ma family want to invite people from your lobby to go down the mountain today."
What Ma Yunfeng sang was true to his true feelings, and he included everything about himself in the lyrics.
I admired it from the bottom of my heart and was fascinated by it.
But Ma Yunfeng was doing okay today. He was on business and didn't sing nonsense.
I remember the last time he invited a fairy for himself at my house, and he was still thinking about the chewing gum in the hall, the mushroom coulis, the langweixian, the Wangwang senbei and the juice source, and the sweet canned yellow peach...
At this time, Ma Yunfeng's body began to sway back and forth, and the drum beat in his hand became more and more urgent, and he seemed to be uncontrollable.
It was really difficult for him to invite an immortal for himself. I quickly reached out my hand to help him, and then said: "Old immortal, if you come, sign up for yourself and see which immortal family is defeated."
After I finished speaking, I reached out and took off his drum.
Ma Yunfeng sat there, shivering, rubbing his hands on his thighs, and always jumping up and down.
When I saw this posture, I knew it was someone from the Huang family, so I hurried forward to chat.
"Which member of the Huang family are we here today?"
"Huang Tianba!"
"Hey, it turns out to be Tianba from the Huang family. Thank you for your hard work. Where did you come from?"
"Come from Jiuhua Mountain."
"Oh, this is a long way. Do you want to fight against the wind or the cold? Do you want to be a little angry?"
"Be more angry!"
This Huang Tianba spoke crisply and without stammering. I remember that the last time Ma Yunfeng spoke in the middle of the class, he only wrote about Huang Tianlong, but not Huang Tianba.
It is estimated that this should be the old leader of his Huang family, or at least the second-row leader of the Huang family.
So I quickly poured half a glass of white wine and handed it over. Ma Yunfeng took it in his hand and smelled it, and then he was bored after one sip.
"More!"
Good guy, you have a good drink capacity. I couldn't help but smile and said: "It's better to wait for a while before drinking. It's not easy for you, old man, to come here. Please tell me what happened to your disciple. He has been depressed for several years."
Huang Tianba wiped his mouth, put his hands on his thighs, held his head high, and hummed.
"According to my wishes, I didn't want this younger brother Ma at the beginning, but the old leader disagreed and said that this was his tribulation. Give him a few years of opportunity, otherwise, he would do all the things he did in the past. If he doesn’t obey, I’ve already punished him!”
I smiled and said, "Yes, he was indeed a bad person before, but he has changed now, and he sincerely wants to serve the immortal family well, do more merit for the immortal family, and save the suffering. Anyway, you are back this time. , just give him a chance?"
Huang Tianba tilted his head and thought for a while, then said: "It's okay to give him a chance, but we have three conditions. If he agrees, it will be no problem!"
I slapped my thigh and said, "Okay, as long as he can re-establish the church, he can agree to thirty conditions, not to mention three."
Huang Tianba shook his head and raised three fingers.
"The first condition is that from now on, you must always be aware that you are a practitioner, refrain from doing any evil, and practice all good deeds. If you dare to have the slightest wrong thought, you will be responsible for all the consequences!"
"The second condition is that you must not use the immortal family's incense money rashly in the future, and you must donate half of it to make up for your past mistakes."
Huang Tianba mentioned two conditions in a row. In my opinion, these are not conditions at all. They are very basic and not difficult at all.
Moreover, he said that he asked Xiao Ma to donate half of the incense money to donate merit, which is also what he should do. As a practitioner, it would be bad if you value money too much. This is also to hone Xiao Ma's character.
But when Huang Tianba said this, he fell silent, as if he was brewing something, and it seemed that the third condition was difficult to talk about.
When I saw this, I took the initiative and asked: "Old Tianba of the Huang family, what is this third condition? Just say it and I will agree to it for him now."
Huang Tianba thought for a while and then said: "This third condition, hehehehehehe... is actually very simple. Let him enter the Taoism at the right time, and we immortals will also follow suit. Borrow the light!”
