During the meal, I was just chatting, or maybe I drank some wine, so I told him about Sister Shang's coveting of my beauty and my dream about Yang Lili taking off her skirt. .
Ma Yunfeng laughed so hard that he said, why are you so polite? People say that young women are like flying in the clouds, don't you want to experience it?
I said I wanted to experience it, but I didn’t dare. Whenever my eyes were a little crooked, I was afraid that the old immortal would see it.
Ma Yunfeng pouted and said, just pretend to be serious. According to what you said, when you and Zhang Wenwen fought at night, why weren't you afraid that the old immortal was watching? Don't forget, there are more than three hundred old immortals in your family, milling around to watch you!
I gave him a pestle directly and said, Ma Yunfeng, are you hurting me? Your nagging like this can easily create a psychological shadow on me. When I get married in the future, how will I feel when I think of more than 300 immortals watching from the side?
Ma Yunfeng laughed loudly and said that he deserved it. Who asked you to persuade my tiger cousin to hire an old fairy from me?
Ah, I bet he is waiting for me here. Is this intentional revenge?
I had no choice but to change the subject and ask him what was going on with the Tangkou Xian family. Did a large number of people come back from the hula and planned to re-establish the church?
Ma Yunfeng then put away his smile and said to me seriously: "Yes, that's what I meant, especially last night when I had a dream that was quite interesting. Let me tell you about it..."
Next, he began to tell me about his dream.
In fact, it is quite simple. He dreamed that he went out to work for others, doing decoration. In the dream, he worked for a long time, either moving bricks or carrying wood, and he was exhausted.
Then he stood on the ladder and was screwing the lightbulb, but the lightbulb was crooked and he couldn't align with the turnbuckle. He struggled for a long time before finally screwing it on, which made him sweat profusely. My arms are sore.
Finally, he cleaned up the heater and wiped it with a rag. When he opened the heater cover, he found two big orange cats squatting inside.
The two big cats were right next to each other, squatting there without saying a word. Looking inside, there were seven or eight kittens following the big cat, all crowded together and looking at him eagerly.
After waking up from this dream, Ma Yunfeng kept thinking, because dreaming about cats meant that they were Huang Jiaxian, and if a cat came out of the nest this time, it might be that Huang Jiaxian came to the house!
When I heard about his dream, it should be right. Cats are yellow immortals and dogs are fox immortals. There are explanations for these. People with fate will not have such dreams for no reason.
Looking at his helpless look, I said, let's do this. After dinner, you come to my house and I'll ask the immortal to call the gods for you. Let the old immortal come down and say that if the church can be re-established by then, then It's also a good thing.
Ma Yunfeng was very happy, but still a little uneasy. He sighed and said, "You said it's been several years. I thought they didn't care about me anymore. Now that I'm back suddenly, I'm still a little nervous."
I smiled and said, "Why are you nervous? Speaking of this, you have to thank your tiger cousin. If he hadn't wanted to hire your old immortal, he might not have responded so quickly."
He nodded repeatedly: "That's indeed what happened. I didn't expect that I asked you to go to the fifth camp to help him deal with the problem, and you ended up with my head sticking out. It was all an accident."
I said to him: "Actually, it is not necessarily an accident. I believe that everything is the best arrangement. There is no need to worry about things in this world, good or bad, good or bad, and there is no need to blame others. Every decision we make is based on To pave the way for what comes next. As long as you remember, don’t get carried away when you are proud, and take it lightly. Don’t be discouraged when you are frustrated, just wait for the opportunity.”
After listening to my words, he thought thoughtfully: "Yes, you are right. A person's electrocardiogram is like a wavy line with ups and downs. The same is true for life experience. Be cautious at the peak and be cautious at the trough. You have to be able to endure loneliness... Look, I've been lonely for several years, and all of a sudden, the old immortal will come back?"
I smiled and said: "Yeah, maybe your old fairy has been testing you in the past few years, because you, in the past, were not beaten. You were also involved in eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, cheating, kicking in widows' doors and digging graves, beating blind people and scolding dumb people. , pick up the old lady..."
Ma Yunfeng quickly stopped me: "Stop, if you say anything else, it won't be enough for the trial. You are making me sound like a bully and a gangster. Was I that bad before?"
I glanced at him: "Have you forgotten that you sent Guo Jianglong out to be the King of Monuments for others? You also blindly set up a hall for others and deceived others everywhere. You said that if you hadn't done too many bad things, your butt could be Got stabbed?"
As soon as I said this, he moved his butt unnaturally while sitting there, maybe because the knife edge was a little uncomfortable...
"Hey, let's not talk about the past. If the old immortal is willing to come back, it means that I can still be saved. Let's eat quickly. We will go to your house in a while and invite the old immortal to come down. Let's have a good talk and strive for today. Just re-establish the church!”
Ma Yunfeng was very excited. As he talked, he picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.
I'm also very happy. What else can I say, don't rush anything, haste makes waste.
This is called: Do good deeds without asking about the future.
Xiao Ma has been quite like a human being in the past two years, and he doesn't have the devil every day to find the old immortal to come back. Everything goes with the flow. Look, isn't this old immortal coming back?
So the two of us sped up, and after eating, we went home together, ready to pray for him.
Uncle Ma was quite happy to learn about this, but we have a problem.
Calling immortals and inviting gods requires two gods. Among the three of us, only Ma Yunfeng is the second god. I can't sing a word, and Uncle Ma is even less likely. He is a Taoist priest, how can he dance for you?
I asked Ma Yunfeng: "Can you... or do you want to sing it yourself?"
He rolled his eyes at me: "Grandma, can you be more successful? Last time I invited an immortal for myself, can't you learn a few words?"
I laughed and said, "That's no trick. It's not that I don't learn. I really don't have the talent. You can ask me to write down these words. If I sing them, I can compete."
"How to compare?"
"It's like a blind man who goes to Antarctica and can't find the North Pole at all, a monkey who wears a cheongsam and can't see the beauty at all, a cerebral thrombosis who practices lower splits and can't even split his legs. You ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zheng Haixia, but he can't even reach his mouth. …”
"Come on, you can make one witty line after another, but you can't even sing a word!"
"You're wrong, I don't know a word, I don't know a word."
"Okay, okay, then I'll sing it myself, and you can make a record for me later..."
Ma Yunfeng didn't know what to do. When he encountered a stupid person like me, he had no choice but to hold the drum by himself, narrowed his eyes, and slowly tapped to find the feeling, while humming and singing.
"Hey...the sun is setting over the mountains, and the sky is getting dark..."
