I lowered my head and looked at it: "Uh... I forgot to wash it. It's okay. I'm not sick after eating it."
Uncle Ma picked up his chopsticks and hit me on the head: "There are everyone on the train, and there are the most germs. Go wash your hands quickly, take off all your clothes and throw them into the washing machine before eating!"
Despondently, I hurriedly followed the instructions, and waited until I had finished cleaning up before sitting down to eat again.
This feeling of being in charge is really good.
I looked at the old horse head while eating, and thought to myself, it would be great if this old guy never died. Alas, but he is getting older, and I don’t know how long he can stay with me.
Uncle Ma saw that I was distracted and asked, "What are you thinking about if you don't concentrate on eating? Eat quickly and take a rest, and then you have to go to work."
I looked up at Uncle Ma and found that the hair on his forehead had turned white again.
Time flies, ten years flash forward.
Unknowingly, I have transformed from the reckless boy I was back then into a young man in his twenties or eighties.
I suddenly felt inexplicably sad, so I sighed and said, "I was thinking just now, how wonderful it would be if you never died."
Uncle Ma was stunned for a moment, his eyes flickered, and then he laughed and cursed: "Little calf, you are wrong. You must be thinking about when I will die. If I die, the store room will be yours."
I shook my head repeatedly: "No, no, in fact, it's all a joke. I will provide you with a pension until the end of your life, whether you have a commercial house or not. I hope you live to be a hundred years old, maybe even a thousand years."
Uncle Ma glared: "A thousand-year-old king and an eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise, aren't you still scolding me..."
I changed the subject with a smile and told Uncle Ma about the dream on the train, hoping that he would interpret the dream for me.
After hearing my dream, Uncle Ma squirted millet porridge all over the table. He wiped his mouth and said, "How can I explain such a broken dream? It seems that your kid is holding it back and it's quite uncomfortable. You can even have an erotic dream on the train!" "
I looked embarrassed: "Isn't it right? Is it as simple as an erotic dream? I have never dreamed about her before. We haven't contacted her for a long time."
Uncle Ma thought about it and said, "Maybe she is really interested in you. Why don't you call her during the day to keep in touch? Maybe she has divorced and is waiting for you to find her."
Uncle Ma, this is pure nonsense. I am also a young man, and I don’t want to find a second marriage.
But what he said makes sense. Maybe I have been single for too long and it’s time to find someone, right?
Uncle Ma and I had breakfast amidst laughter, and then I took a short rest and hurried out to work.
It does feel good to go home, and the teasing and teasing with Uncle Ma is also very warm. Especially the meal in the morning won my heart. I was in a good mood all day after arriving at the company.
Things at work were just a blur anyway, and there was no story to tell. It was just when I was paying for the reimbursement, Sister Shang was a little enthusiastic and looked at me from left to right.
I remembered that when I went to buy lunch last time, she pretended to hold my hand casually. I didn’t talk to her much this time and walked away after paying for it.
I was bored in the afternoon. Thinking of Uncle Ma's words in the morning, I actually looked up Yang Lili's mobile phone number and thought of making a call to ask. I just treated it as a casual chat.
It's not that I'm looking forward to a divorce, but mainly because I dreamed that she asked me for help, so maybe she really has something to ask me for, or maybe her fairy family wants to ask me for help.
So I called and asked, Lili, are you doing well recently? Where is Gaha at home?
Yang Lili was also very surprised when she received the call, saying, brother, you are a busy person and you finally thought of me. I am taking care of my child at home, and I have just given birth not long ago.
Yes, Uncle Ma's prediction was completely wrong. Not only did they not get divorced, they also gave birth to a child, and they were already in confinement!
It seems that I may be really holding it in and just having an erotic dream.
I chatted with her angrily for a few more words and showed some concern. After chatting for a while, she said to me: "Brother, do you think it's strange or not? I dreamed of you last night. Please call me today." Come here, what a coincidence, we brothers and sisters are destined."
My heart skipped a beat, and I thought she was dreaming about me too. What was she dreaming about? It couldn't be cutting my pants with big scissors, right?
I forced a smile: "Ah... you also dreamed of me... What a coincidence. In fact, I also dreamed of you. You asked me for help in the dream, and... you also wore a white skirt, which looks pretty good. of."
I was so talkative that I almost told her that she wanted to sleep with me.
As a result, she said in a surprised tone: "Oh my god, is this so evil? I...I also dreamed that I was wearing a white skirt, and the belt was so long that I couldn't untie it for a long time..."
My little heart was beating wildly, so I carefully said to her: "Wait a moment, your husband is not at home, right?"
She said: "Why are you nervous? He has gone to work and I am alone at home."
Only then did I feel relieved and continued: "Oh... that's not bad. The belt in your dream was really long, and you asked me to cut it open with scissors..."
Ahem, this topic seems a bit open, but I'm also wondering, are we both having the same dream?
But if she really has some thoughts about me, that's impossible. She's all doing confinement at home...
She was also a little embarrassed and said: "It's not that bad. Most people can't dream this dream. But I asked Aunt Hu this morning. She interpreted the dream for me and said that I need your help recently. It was the fairy family who gave it to me. reminder, so I dreamed of you."
I couldn't help scratching my head and asked her: "It's okay to ask me for help, but what does it have to do with you taking off your belt?"
She said: "Aunt Hu told me that the belt was too long and couldn't be untied. It was because I owed too much debt. I haven't caused a lot of famine recently. I owe others 10,000 yuan."
I smiled bitterly and said: "If you say that, it really matches the dream. You told me in the dream that you lost 10,000 yuan playing mahjong, so you asked me for help."
She sighed: "It is true that I owe someone ten thousand, but I don't owe it for playing mahjong. I owe it to the Buddha statue."
I asked: "Why did you invite a Buddha statue again? Don't you have a Buddha statue at home?"
She said: "It turns out there are. Isn't it because I got married and moved into the building? Those Buddha statues were left at my mother-in-law's house. A few days ago, I wanted to re-invite the Buddha statues, but my husband didn't agree, saying that money was tight at home. , and had just given birth to a son, so I had plenty of money to spend. When I got angry, I borrowed ten thousand from a friend outside, rearranged the entrance of the hall, and invited several new Buddha statues."
I smiled and said, "You have quite a personality. If your husband doesn't get you money, you just borrow it from outside. He still has to pay back the money."
She sighed: "It doesn't matter who pays back the money now. I don't know what's going on. Ever since I invited the Buddha statue, I feel uncomfortable all over. My chest feels tight and it's hard to breathe."
Hey...is this really something?
It seems that this dream of mine was not in vain. It came to me for help through an erotic dream.
I was also wondering. Last time she invited a Buddha statue, she felt uncomfortable all over. But that time it was because the black python spirit occupied the Buddha statue. Why did she feel uncomfortable again this time?
