Ma Yunfeng's chatter makes me laugh out loud. Some people may not know who Haraba is. In fact, this is a Manchu saying, referring to the part of the shoulder blade.
But when talking about Harappa in Northeastern restaurants, it generally refers to the Harappa of pigs, not the Harappa of humans. This place has tendons, meat, and fat, and it tastes particularly fragrant.
I said to Ma Yunfeng: "Then you can't recruit him. He is your cousin and he belongs to the same family. Logically speaking, he can be a concubine. If that doesn't work, you can rent five of them to him for 10,000 yuan each. Every year, it’s pure profit.”
He knew I was teasing him, so he didn't answer. He sighed and said, "Stop it, come back quickly. After this guy told me this today, I felt something was wrong. Normally, I can feel it at most." There are three or five immortals, but today, I feel like a large group of them have arrived!"
oops? ? ?
When Ma Yunfeng said this, I couldn't help but be surprised, because I knew that Ma Yunfeng's half-dozen people only had a few people, and most of them were not at home.
Why is it that when he talks about renting an old immortal today, all the old immortals in his family who have been silent for a long time are so angry that they all burst into tears?
It’s quite interesting. I had a vague feeling that there was going to be a new development in this matter, so I hurriedly told Ma Yunfeng that I had already bought the ticket. I would take the sleeper berth tonight and arrive in Harbin early tomorrow morning!
We chatted briefly for a while, then he hung up the phone and asked me to go find him after get off work tomorrow and show him in person.
My interest suddenly rose, and I thought that it would be a good thing if the dormant old immortal in Ma Yunfeng's family was activated because of Ma Yunxiang's bastard words.
Maybe when the immortals return, he will reopen the church, which would be great to hear.
Although he didn't say it in the past few years, I also know that it is uncomfortable for anyone to have a half-dozen family members, especially Ma Yunfeng, who was a leader in the outside world in the past. At least he once stood up to the door, but now he can only hold on. Living alone for a long time, I understand that he feels uncomfortable in his heart.
But this guy is brilliant when given a little sunshine, and he is also very arrogant at heart. Most people don't like him.
To be honest, if he hadn't been in trouble in the past two years, he wouldn't have been fawning over me. Instead, he had become a close friend with me.
So I took the sleeper berth and went home. The train was noisy all night, and I was confused and confused for half the night. I had a messy dream.
First, I dreamed that I was sitting in front of Uncle Ma’s old shop, and next to me was Uncle Ma. He was lying on a recliner, leisurely, and there was a duo playing on the radio.
But in the blink of an eye, the store was razed to the ground, and a tall building rose from the ground, surrounded by green trees and a beautiful environment.
Suddenly, my former junior sister Yang Lili appeared again and said that she had just lost 10,000 yuan playing mahjong and asked me for help. She also said that as long as I help her, she will give her life...
Moreover, in the dream, she was wearing an ancient costume, a white skirt that looked very nice. As she spoke, she began to take off her belt.
The belt of an ancient skirt is actually just a piece of silk. As she was untying it, I waved my hand to refuse. I said you have something to say, so don’t be like this...
She said it doesn't matter, brother, you're welcome, we are not outsiders...
I said this is not a rude question. The point is that I don’t have 10,000 yuan in my pocket to help you. I only have 3,000 yuan, which is what I earn from ordinary people...
She didn't care so much and continued to untie her belt, moving closer to me while untying it.
But I don't know what's going on. She can't untie the belt in her dream. The silk belt has been untied round and round, almost dozens of times, but it still hasn't been untied.
What makes me angry is whether you are sincere or not. How long is your belt? Have you wrapped Mount Everest around your waist? !
She chuckled and said, brother, don't worry, I have a pair of scissors, you can cut the skirt open.
When I heard that this thing was exciting, I was asked to cut her skirt. Are you so good at it? ? ?
As she said this, she took out a pair of scissors from somewhere. I stretched out my hand to pick it up, when I saw that Yang Lili's originally pretty face turned black and blue.
Immediately afterwards, she turned into a ghost and started chasing me with scissors.
It scares me. I said I won’t do this with you. I won’t cut your skirt. Why don’t you give me 10,000 yuan?
But she didn't listen to anything I said. She took the big scissors and cut me hard, cutting all my clothes into pieces.
At this critical moment, Aunt Hu appeared. I hurriedly hid behind Aunt Hu as if I saw a life-saving straw. I said, help Aunt Hu, she is going to kill me...
Aunt Hu was happy and said, don't be afraid, you and her have a romantic relationship, I will let you two consummate the marriage now.
I said stop making trouble, what kind of marriage are we going to have? Didn't you see that she has turned into a ghost? !
Aunt Hu said what happened to Li Gui, Li Gui didn’t deserve love? Come over here!
Saying that, Aunt Hu grabbed me and threw her directly into Yang Lili's arms.
Yang Lili grabbed my waistband with one hand and a pair of scissors with the other, and came over with a sinister smile.
I was so scared that I flew away. I said, Aunt Hu, are you sure she is here for love?
Aunt Hu said of course, if you refuse, I will ask her to spend 10,000 yuan to buy you a night of love!
I said that’s not possible, sleeping with me for one night is worth 10,000? I have to add some money anyway, twenty thousand!
Otherwise, I will pay you 10,000 yuan to buy back my love!
Yang Lili put her face close to me at this time, suddenly smiled at me and started singing.
"...Love is not what you want to buy, you can buy it if you want to!"
As she said that, she took the scissors and cut off the waistband of my pants with one click!
I was so frightened that I was about to run away when I heard someone shouting in my ear.
"Harbin has arrived, Harbin has arrived. Passengers getting off the train, please wake up. We have arrived at the station..."
All consciousness came back to me. I opened my eyes and saw that it was already dawn outside the car window, but the sound of the train was still in my ears.
Thinking about the dream just now, it really scared me to a cold sweat. I don’t know why I had such a dream. I almost lost my virginity.
By the time I packed up and got out of the car to go home, it was already six o'clock in the morning when I entered the house. Uncle Ma knew that I was back and had already made breakfast in advance.
When I saw it, he didn't buy soy milk and fried dough sticks to fool me today. Instead, he cooked millet porridge, cut red sausages, dried radish pickles, egg stew, and a pot of big steamed buns that he steamed himself.
I walked into the kitchen and took a sniff. It smelled so good.
Uncle Ma was making steamed buns and said without looking back: "I'm back. First, wash your hands, set the table, and take out the fermented bean curd bottle..."
The fermented bean curd is just like the steamed buns that have just come out of the pot. It's so delicious.
At this time, a burst of warmth and joy filled my heart. I quickly set the table, picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and got busy preparing to eat.
After everything was done, Uncle Ma came over with vegetables and steamed buns, and then glanced at me.
"Have you washed your hands?"
