I briefly told Ma Yunfeng the story of how I rescued Uncle Ma, and he was shocked after hearing this.
Because that Liu Laosan had taught him after all, we all thought that everything would disappear after Liu Laosan died, but no one expected that there would be a sequel.
Ma Yunfeng was also very sad, and then asked Uncle Ma, what are he going to do with Liu Laosan next?
Uncle Ma gave a rare sigh and was silent for a long time before telling us that in fact, he had not thought about how to deal with Liu Laosan.
It stands to reason that with Liu Laosan's behavior, it would be enough to send him directly to the underworld and let the judge of Hell handle it.
But Uncle Ma rarely softened his heart this time, because he knew that as a Taoist, it would be very miserable to have no way to go to heaven and no way to the earth after death.
It wasn't that he sympathized with Liu Laosan, but that he thought of all the things that happened to him through Liu Laosan.
Ask yourself, which ascetic does not have some faults and mistakes?
You know, Emperor Sanguan was very strict in censoring Taoist priests, so Uncle Ma was a little nervous because after thinking about it carefully, he actually had done some wrong things himself.
For example, in these years of playing games in the human world, living wildly, hooking up with netizens, conquering demons...
When I heard that Uncle Ma was worried about this, I couldn't help but chuckle.
"Uncle Ma, just say that you are worried about the big health care and let Emperor Sanguan know about it. What does it have to do with Liu Laosan..."
Uncle Ma spread his hands and said, "It doesn't matter. Liu Laosan is a mirror to all Taoist disciples in the world."
Ma Yunfeng also sighed: "That's true. It makes me sad when I think about it. Where is the heart of these people who joined the Taoist sect in the first place? Why did they start to use these magical powers to deceive and deceive them after they gained some skills?"
Uncle Ma said: "There are some people who don't have any magical powers. They just rely on their mouths to deceive people. But there is no way. Only those who can deceive people these days have a market."
I smiled bitterly and said: "Actually, not only now, but also at any time, those who can do are not as good as those who can talk. But Uncle Ma, you don't have to belittle yourself. With your ability and your words, if you want to deceive , you won’t be able to live the life you are living now, you have to be richer than Liu Laosan, and the female apprentice has Wuyang Wuyang.”
Uncle Ma touched his chin: "If you want to say that, I won't be stubborn with you. Sometimes I envy him. I have thought about it over the years, but after all, I am still a person of faith, and I have God in my head. ah."
The three of us were very sad and sighing, but Liu Laosan still had to deal with it. After we discussed it, Uncle Ma said we shouldn't bother and just hand him over to Tianshi Mansion.
So after we got home, Uncle Ma went into the hut and tinkered for a long time, and then came out with a black and gray jar with a charm on it.
I recognized it at a glance: "Uncle Ma, did you put Liu Laosan here?"
Uncle Ma nodded: "Well, give him a jar. You can call the courier later and send him to the Tianshi Mansion."
I couldn't help but feel happy: "It's really yours. If you pack Liu Laosan and send it to Tianshi Mansion, you have to pack it well and don't let him run away."
Uncle Ma said: "Don't worry, I added several more secret talismans to him. Unless the jar is broken, he won't be able to escape."
I said, "Then I'd better call SF Express. They are more reliable. I can't trust anyone else."
Uncle Ma smiled: "How much advertising fee will SF Express give you? I'll ask YTO to pay double..."
The two of us were chatting and laughing, and then I called SF Express. The courier guy, who was not very good at it, came and packed it for us on the spot. He wrapped Liu Laosan tightly in bubble wrap and stuffed it in again. In a packing box.
It was foolproof all of a sudden, and then I paid the shipping fee, and the courier guy took Liu Laosan away.
At the same time, Uncle Ma was not idle. He called his senior brother in Tianshi Mansion and explained the situation. He told them not to open it randomly when picking up the express, and don't let Liu Laosan escape.
As for how the Tianshi Mansion deals with him, we don't care.
After dealing with Liu Laosan, I thought of the Saint Ying Yuan again. Her three souls and the mandala were all dead, and she probably won't be able to do evil in the future.
Then I asked Uncle Ma, since he could summon soldiers and horses in the mandala, why did he stand still before and had to wait for me to go before summoning soldiers and horses?
Uncle Ma gave me a big neck slide and said to summon a woolen yarn. If you hadn't broken through the three levels set by Liu Laosan, do you think I could summon soldiers and horses so easily?
I suddenly realized that Uncle Ma was indeed trapped. I thought he didn't come back on purpose.
Uncle Ma said, you silly boy, if I hadn't been trapped, why would I have bothered to distract myself and come out to ask you for help?
I said you had the nerve to ask for help, but the few times you came back, you only called for sales rooms...
Uncle Ma chuckled, probably a little embarrassed, and scratched the back of his head and asked me: "Xiaofan, will the sales room really be delivered by the end of this year?"
I rolled my eyes at him: "You didn't even write my name when I handed over the apartment."
Uncle Ma smiled mischievously and said, "Now call me daddy and promise to take good care of me. I will pass the sales room to you in the future, so that you won't have to worry about it every day."
My eyes lit up instantly, and I immediately brought him a cup of tea, then knelt down and hugged his thighs.
"Don't worry, Daddy Ma. I promise to take good care of you from now on, and I will definitely be able to take care of you before I leave!"
Uncle Ma had a sip of tea in his mouth and spat it out.
"You bastard, tell me, is there poison in the water?"
Let's talk about it, let's talk about it. We can't joke about the sales room.
So I took the pen and paper nervously and asked Uncle Ma to write me a letter of commitment.
Uncle Ma didn't refute this time. He took the pen and paper and actually wrote something and handed it to me.
I took it and took a look, and my heart suddenly trembled.
What Uncle Ma wrote was a letter of commitment. The first line on it was just two big characters.
Suicide note.
I didn't say anything for a long time, and my hands were trembling a little. I was about to ask him what he was doing, but Uncle Ma sighed and spoke.
"Silly boy, in the past ten years, although we are not father and son, we are better than father and son. I am already old, and my body and bones are getting worse day by day. Just now it suddenly occurred to me that if that day really comes, I can't just be confused. I have to Let’s explain the funeral arrangements in advance.”
"You old man, what nonsense are you talking about? You're going to tell me what's going on. With your energy, you'll have no problem living to be a hundred years old. I don't want your store. In my eyes, as long as you're in good health, that's all. All strong."
As I spoke, tears welled up in my eyes. I didn't read carefully what was written in the suicide note and just tore it up.
As a result, I had just torn up the suicide note, and Uncle Ma's sad expression changed instantly. He looked at me with a look of shame and blinked.
"You don't want my sales room anymore. This is what you said. Don't go back on it!"
As soon as he said this, I was stunned.
Ah this...this old horse head actually acted with me...
It’s really... impossible to guard against!
